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9/30/98 |
"MOVIEWEB:
You've Got Mail" Oh God, Hollywood does it again..
(Damn you Hollywood).. They take something with such comedical Value (the
"You've Got Mail" from my arch Nemesis AOL) and made it into a
Love Drama, starring..... (drum roll) Meg Ryan, and Tom Hanks. Heres the
Skinny...
Once upon a time there were two bookstore owners. One was a passionate
young woman who ran a small children's bookstore. The other was the
owner of Manhattan's largest book superchain, a man whose company could
eventually put every independent book store out of business. The man
and the woman were natural enemies. But when they coincidentally --
and anonymously -- met in cyberspace, they accidentally fell in love.
"You've Got Mail" is a romantic comedy set in the age of e-mail. TOM
HANKS and MEG RYAN star as Joe Fox and Kathleen Kelly, two booksellers
who battle each other in real life even as they unwittingly romance
each other via modem.
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9/29/98 |
"JokeWallpaper
- Mac Fire" Yes, once again, JokeWallpaper.com
makes another Stab at the Mac(tm) I can't blame them, I hate Macs aswell(evil
grin)..
Here's a local copy..
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9/22/98 |
"The
Very Last Page of the Internet" Ever since my
first day browsing the internet, I was curious, if there was an "End
to the internet", I finally Found it... |
9/21/98 |
"The
Little Green Desktop - The Real Atari ST!" Oooh..
Feer the Atari, Feer.. This Should bring back memories, for all you computer
Junkies out there. |
9/17/98 |
"The
Bible in Pig Latin" I'm not a religious man,
but I hope, someone wrote a program to translate the bible, and did not
translate it "by the hand".
Sent in by : Nimmitz |
9/16/98 |
"Stuff
the Warning Label Said Not to Do Web Page" Home
of the BFPG-9000(tm), It's amazing what college kids can do with some PVC
pipe, Compressed air and a potato.. Here's a Sniplet...
Potato Guns and anything else you see on this page are not
real. They are figments of your overactive imagination. They do not exist.
If they did exist, however, they would be EXTREMLEY dangerous in the hands
of an IDIOT. They would also be EXTREMLEY dangerous in the hands of even
a NON-IDIOT if built or handled improperly.
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9/15/98 |
"MSDN
Online Buzz, Dr. GUI" wtf?!? Oooh. another "YEAR
END BUG" 2038?. eh, who cares.. here's a clip...
The problem stems from the common definition of the time_t
as an integer containing the number of seconds since midnight, January
1, 1970. Most C/C++ runtime libraries define time_t as a long int. On
most systems, long int is 32 bits, which means that we've got a range
of 2^31-1 (2,147,483,647) seconds—until sometime on January 18, 2038.
(Assuming Dr. GUI's Windows CE Palm-size PC has it right, that's a Monday.
Figures.)
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9/14/98 |
"Why
Everyone on IRC is Stupid" This brings a tear
to my eye.. its so, Touching.. /me touches you *there*.. anyway.. guess
what?. Time fer a clip..
Frankly there is no one on earth that can prove to me they
are smarter than anyone else and deserve my fucking devotion on the internet.
Fuck you. I don't care how damn cool you think you are, if you have to
go around telling everyone in #chatzone what a big shit you are then you
obviously aren't. If you have to bump people offline to prove what a badass
you are you obviously aren't. Every 9th grader with a program can nuke
someone. Don't think that scares or impresses me.
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9/13/98 |
"Morons
of the World Home Page" Its pages like this,
that seem to lighen my day. knowing that there are people "Stupid'er"
then me.. Don't forget to take the Moron Test(tm).. |
9/13/98 |
"NYTimes
was Hacked" Not a day goes by, that some "Hax0r
31337" group comes along an Cracks the uncrackable. But, it made my
day.. so check it out.. |
9/12/98 |
"Quake2
Body Shop Advertisment" Droool, I wonder if
that was a Real Tattoo, oh, well even if its not, I'm still drooling.. |
9/12/98 |
"MP3
Walkman" Diamond Multimedia (yes, those crazy
guys who made the Monster Voodoo * Cards) are breaking new ground, with
the Development of a Walkman Style MP3 Player. *Snip* *Snip*
The so-called MP3 files -- short for MPEG1 Layer 3 -- play
near-CD-quality music from a relatively tiny file. It's already the format
of choice for audio pirates passing music over the Internet.
And if MP3 -- which today lacks basic copy protection -- becomes a hit
on the street, the music industry could lose major profits.
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9/11/98 |
"Amiga
Workbench" Wheee. More Memories Revisited. I
love rehashing old user interfaces (hrmm, I see some similarities with Windows
95(tm)) |
9/10/98 |
"JokeWallpaper
- Netscape Negotitator" JokeWallpaper does it
again..
Here's a local copy
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9/9/98 |
"GiveMeMoney.com"
Another Marketing plan fails. I don't know if this is
legit, but it's Definatly NOT working.. |
9/8/98 |
"You
Sure Are Ugly" Ugly people of the Internet.
hrmm, I'm sure everyone can't be THAT ugly. Clip...
Most people are simply unremarkable. The few who are stunningly
beautiful, two standard deviations from the norm, enjoy attention, acclaim,
and recognition - through no effort of their own, they enjoy the privileges
of rarity.
But they're not alone ...
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9/4/98 |
"Bill
Gates Arrested" December 13, 1977 (Before I
was born, anyone with any information regarding this mug shot, please email
me. The Public Needs to know.
Here's a local copy
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9/1/98 |
"MSNBC
- TNT preparing Microsoft movie" Wow, a movie
based on Bill Gate's life, that outta be entertaining.. oh wait. I forgot
the end that correctly </Sarcasm> |