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10/31/98 HAPPY HALLOWEEN |
"The Death Clock" To keep with that whole Demonic/Death/Scary stuff for Halloween, here's a sexy ass link.. "The Death Clock" When I first filled out all the fields, it said I was gonna die in 2031 July 7th.. (pretty cool).. oh well.. Its here for your Approval.. | |||
10/30/98 | "Game Armor by Temple Games" What the hell is going on in our World??. Since when did computer people become such Wimps, that they would need some Piece of Crap like this?? What is Playing Video Games to stressful on your body?? Wtf? If you buy this.. You shouldn't deserve to have a computer. | |||
10/29/98 | "15 Tips
to keep a Man" Wow, I hope all the chicks I
know will read this and learn what to say/do and what NOT to say/do.. *Clip*,
Here's my favorite one..
4) Never complain about that sexual disease he passed on to you. If you love him, scratch and be happy. |
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10/29/98 | "Intel Chip Grafitti" Ok, heres one from my Vault.. (Since I've been a little to busy to Hunt for Wicked links). But if I had an Electron Microscope, I'd check all the P2 chips in the office :).. hehe "Bill Sux" I love Intel... | |||
10/29/98 | "Super
P6DGH Specifications" Ok, so this still isn't
that "Whacked" but man, I'm a hardware junky, so I love all this
Technical crap. Read up on the motherboards of tommorow. *Spoooge and Clip*
The board comes with 9 PCI slots (5 Primary and 4 Secondary), 1 AGP and 2 ISA slots. Included I/O are 2 EIDE ports, a floppy port, an ECP/EPP parallel port, PS/2 mouse port, 2 serial ports, an infrared port and 2 USB ports. |
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10/28/98 | Ok, first, there is a new "The Onion" (Duh).. And, on "sCary's ShugaShack" there's some leet stuff for NT (more specifically Mouse Sample Rate, thats right, you dont need no silly program, NT has it built in.).. Today was kinda slow for links (well, atleast for "Whacked Ass ones") so here's a classic from my vault. | |||
10/28/98 | "Why
Men Like Breasts" Well, I know why I like'em.. (Cuz
I don't have a pair, well, Modern Medicine might have a cure for that though,
jk)...Reason #3...Snip...
3. Mystery. The fact that they are forbidden from full view, and cloaked in polite mixed company, makes breasts seem enigmatic and enticing. For both men and women, what is not allowed is often thrilling. The very fact that breasts are not permitted to be completely exposed except under special circumstances causes them to take on new, dramatic significance. During eras in the past when it was mandatory that skirts reach the floor, the glimpse of a woman's ankle was enough to make a man sweat and squirm. |
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10/27/98 | "Is
Your Kid a Hacker?" If my parents only had a
clue.. Ok, for all you hax0r 31337's out there this is definately a good
read.. *Clip*..
If your son disassembled the Giga Pet you gave him for Christmas, he's probably a hacker. If he made it run better, he definitely is. Of course, some hackers go further and test their skills against the adult world of corporate and governmental computer systems. |
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10/26/98 | "Slashdot:Geek
Houses?" Whoa, "The Future of Apartments
is here" here's a snip...
"Our company, Walden Internet Villages, is currently offering 10 megabit LAN ethernet access with static IP addresses in our pilot apartment complex in Houston. Our goal is not to make money with this service but to provide a special community for hackers to share knowledge and ideas. Currently of 200 apartments, 100 of them are filled with hackers and computer enthusiasts, most running Linux although we have a few NT people to educate still. |
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10/25/98 | "The Kama Sutra of Pooh" Just to keep on that whole "Sex with the things of my childhood" I dug up this link :).. heheh Man, some people have no Morals.. (buts its kinda funny)... | |||
10/24/98 | "The Wonderful World of Gummy Bear Sex" Bhahhahahaha.. Oh god. this is funny (but im kinda sick, so it might not be "AS" funny to you).. | |||
10/23/98 | "Spooky Teleportation Study Brings Future Closer" Fresh outta Star Trek, isn't it amazing what the government will put money towards these days.. But at any rate, This is pretty cool. | |||
10/23/98 | "TOP SECRET Microsoft Code" For any programmer out there, you'll enjoy this.. Its a Fairly simple form of code to explain what Windows (3.x, 9x) does.. | |||
10/22/98 | "Demotivation
Posters" k, this one is kinda funny, its a series
of "poster" like images, with funny ass slogans about being a
failure. Sent in by: Autolycus |
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10/22/98 | "The
Virtual Autospy" Ok, sorry for this one, but
its been awhile since I posted a 'sick' link, so here is it.. In all its
Gorry details. <Scary Voice>The Virtual Autospy</Scary Voice>
Sent in by: Prospero |
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10/21/98 | "Foxtrox
Bashes Imac" I'm sorry, I'm a PC lover.. if
its not Intel, (AMD or Cyrix to a certain extent) its Crap <insert flame
mail here>. This little Scan of a Foxtrot cartoon made me laugh, I'm
sure if you understand it, you'll laugh too.. Sent in by: Smash Heres a local copy.. |
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10/21/98 | "A
Girl's Guide to Geek Guys" Heheh.. Keeping on
that whole "Girl Guy Relationship" topic, heres a new one. Sent in by: (Unknown) find me for credit |
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10/20/98 | "Why
Chicks Suck" This is some kinda Manifesto of
some guys life, its a good read, about his experiences with Juamen (Wymen,
Woman, Etc.).. Sent in by: Iscariot |
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10/20/98 | "Aol-Girls" Gahahhaha. wow, what a gimmic, lemme think here, Spice Girls meets the internet?.. maybe. oh well, its definitly worth a view.. | |||
10/20/98 | Due to some Server Side issue's I was unable
to login and make updates. so I'll try to post all the links I can.. "The Sexual Position Collection" Oh, yes. you guessed it.. Sexual Positions with animated gifs of the once innocent Ken and Barbi, ehhe.. its worth it. |
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10/15/98 | "Brain
Implant lets man control computer by thought" Whoa,
fresh out of RoboCop (minus that whole Cop Motif.) As we near the millenium,
the line between Science and Science-fiction is becoming harder to decern.
(mmm, Cyborgs) *Clip*
The most immediate application of this marriage of man and machine would be for people who are totally paralysed, enabling them to express their thoughts or even control artificial limbs. The American surgeons involved say it is the first time that such a connection has been made directly in the brain, rather than with nerves in the spine or limbs.Sent in by : Lagos |
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10/15/98 | "Hondo!
Magic with a method with a message" I Must say,
this little "Trick" fooled me the first time.. but its still pretty
neat (send it to your idiot friends, and tell them that their computer is
psychic.. Sent in by : Smash |
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10/14/98 | "jERRY
sTICKER" Oh man, this is one of the funniest
"Stick Figure" Animations I've seen since the Stick Figure Death
Theatre. Sent in by : Autolycus |
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10/13/98 | "Oh God, your gonna hate me" That might not be the title of that page, but man, I'm gonna kill that guy who sent me the link, infact I shouldn't encourage this kinda link, but Do me a favor, only visit this link if you want to Hate me for sending you there. | |||
10/13/98 | "Rainbow Brite Ate My Balls" Oh Kids, here it is.. (From the "Ate My Balls" Web Ring, which I've misplaced the link for).. | |||
10/12/98 | "Dominants
seeking Submissives" Gahahah.. If this type
of Advertising works, then you'll see my add next week (Not that I'm into
S&M, or anything).. oh, and heres the Short version.
NC, USA - 31yo SWPM Dom seeking sub or sub-curious petite S/DWF. I have some (limited) BDSM experience: I am seeking submissive woman who wishes to explore this side of her sexuality, but may have hesitated for fear of being forced too far, too quickly. I want to take my time with a woman, learn together what excites each other, what limits we each have and how far they can be safely pushed, and develop the mutual trust that is required for a healthy D/s relationship. Eventual goal to find a long-term monogamous relationship.These two words might work better "Sodomite Wanted" |
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10/11/98 | "Senate
passes Internet Tax Freedom Act" Well, this
one isn't that whacky.. But it could affect you.. The US Government just
passed a bill (lasts 3years) that prohibits Tax on good purchased over the
internet.. Time fer a haircut *Clip*...
(IDG) -- The U.S. Senate voted Thursday 96 to 2 to approve a bill that places a prohibition on taxes of Internet access and goods bought online. |
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10/10/98 | "Beware of
the Kiwi!" Beware of the Fearsome Kiwi... *Snip*
I want to warn now for the most terrifying animal in the world - The Kiwi. Few people has met this animal and survived. That an animal looking this harmless can be this aggressive is a mystery, and all studies of it has always resulted in human suffer. But one thing is clear - The Kiwi is a mean cookie! |
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10/9/98 | "Disposable Salimanders" To make up for not posting a link yesterday, I'm posting two today, though, this page has a few unfinished links, its still worth a visit. | |||
10/9/98 | "Welcome
to Furniture Porn" hrm, This is definatly creative,
and pretty funny at that. here's the coupon.
Sent in by: Tooool |
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10/7/98 | "MrMethane"
I don't know what the point of this page is, but it uses flash, and its
pretty funny.. enjoy.. Sent In by : p0ng |
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10/7/98 | "Ever wonder how they get the sour-cream into their tacos?" Be forewarned, this is not for children's innocent eyes. | |||
10/6/98 | "Bingo,
The Animated Short" Heres the Skinny, on one
of the Greatest Animated Shorts ever created.. *Clip*
Bingo is Academy-Award-nominee Chris Landreth's latest creation, a short film in which he pushes the limits of CG realism to a new -- and sometimes disturbing -- level of believability. And now you can see for yourself. |
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10/6/98 | "How to Become As Rich
As Bill Gates" This article Follows through
several steps which (if followed) can make you as rich as Billy Gates. Heres
a Snip...
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10/5/98 | "Kissy, Kissy" After I sent this link to a friend of mine at the University of Waterloo, it was quickly posted on doors in the Quad, and doors at the rez. by Students council.. Needless to say, it was a hit. | |||
10/4/98 | "Unloading Windows" I've corrected the spelling of the title on this page, originally titled "Unloding Windows", Oh, well, If your a fan of the Mac(tm) then you'll love this java script. | |||
10/3/98 |
"The Bad Movie Review Website" Oh, yeah!. Finally a site that caters to the B-movie Junky (such as myself), believe it or not, I've seen about 50% of the movies reviewed, and they're all Excellent movies (well, for bad b-movies).. heres a clip from the review of "Puppet Master II" (one of my favorite b-movies)... Things I Learned From This Movie |
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10/2/98 | "BongMan
Outlet" Yet another stab at YOUR (yes
yours, not mine, I'm Canadian) President, in the form of an Animated Gif,
featuring Monica Lewinsky, Some random green guy (I Presume he's bongman)
and Bill Clinton.
Heres a local copy.. |