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11/30/98 "Want some toast? - AMD Spokesperson" hehe.. you all remember the iMAC anime pic I posted a month or so back, well, here's one fer AMD :).
Sent in by: Monsoon
11/30/98 "Fall 1998 YouCant Awards" Its amazing what some time and Photoshop can turn out.. check out these neato pics.
11/30/98 "Masterbation" A guide for selfcontrol (more so, a guide to stop the plague of masterbation).. ugh. hehe. oh and did I mention, its distributed by "LDS Church at Brigham Young University".. Ya, you heard me, a church.. :). And its Entitled "overcoming Masterbation" I wonder if they realized the 'hidden' pun :).. hehe
11/30/98 "Mr. T vs. Hackers" ghahahahha.. ok, first of all, if I was a black man, I would want to be Mr. T. and if i was a wannabe hax0r 31337, i would have been in the movie Hackers. but... ugh. I'm not gonna 'splain this..
Sent in by: Pyber
11/30/98 "How to keep an idiot busy" You've heard the jokes, now see the java..
Sent in by: ^_Toxic_^
11/29/98 "Hardware Extreme - p2-400 at 598mhz" Uuuh.. P2 chips arn't meant to go that high. but SWEET!. feer the overclocking abilities of chips to come..
To our suprise this processor made it to 558MHz (4.5 X 124) first then later successfully booted at 598MHz (4.5 X 133). Windows 98 ran but it was very very buggy and lots of crashes occoured. We suspect the RAM to be the blamed piece of hardware because the maximum bus the ram was designed to run was at 125MHz. It is American Megatrand's CAS2 8ns 125MHz RAM.
11/29/98 "User Friendly - Comic Strip" hehehe.. I dont know what it is.. everywhere I turn, theres a StarWars reference.. oh well, here's on more for the pile..
11/29/98 "Corpses For Sale" I don't know whats worse..The fact that I'm thinking about 'buying a corpse' or that this page seriously offers Corpse 'look-alikes'.. oh well its cool none the less.
11/29/98 "Game Development Truisms" ok, I can honestly say, I never worked on a game that was "Good" (feer my old text based adventures written in GWBasic) but this stuff is hilarious to anyone who knows anything about programming..
...when the CPU count is higher than the polygon count.
...when your engineers are more interested in what's in the cookie jar than the code.
...when the managers start asking the engineers "Is it done yet?" while holding a schedule for the next game.
...when you've already built up 40 hours of comp time this week--and it's only Wednesday.
11/27/98 "Insert Page Title Here - Bud Ugly Web Design" GHahahah.. I was all wrong about web design, these guys own..
Sent in by: Hee-la
11/27/98 "B. B. - The Aliens are coming" Literally.. heheh.. *Snicker*
11/27/98 "PPS - Pr0n Prayer Support" If your addicted to pr0n, you'll need this service. hahahahah
11/27/98 "Santa Quits" Ugh, you guessed it.. a spin on a classic, The Night Before Christmas. oh well, I'm not gonna ruin it by saying that its Hosted by AOL. oh, and did I mention FUCK YOU AOL! Thanks for Ruining my Browser..
Sent in by: Covak
11/26/98 "Dr. Koop's Community - Sexual Health Resource Center" heheh. "Sex with Sue" on the internet.. (for all you canadian viewers would get that joke).. Eeeew, You american's need to like clean up yer acts..
US: Gonorrhea rate still high in young adults
While the overall US rate of the sexually transmitted disease (STD) gonorrhea has declined since the early 1980s, rates of the disease remain high in...
Sent in by: Wolf-
11/26/98
American Thanksgiving
"CNN - Is you software Stolen?" Ooooh. Feer SPA is cracking down on CD replication. /me shivers...
Suddenly, people began to leave the building, and the officers moved in. They nabbed one of the employees, Kenneth Khoung, at his sport utility vehicle. In his car they found 3400 counterfeit copies of Microsoft Office Professional. Police also apprehended Shawn Wang, the 24-year-old owner of the counterfeiting plant.
11/25/98 "Culture News From Wired : Geeks with Guns" feer the day I get a gun.. (evil grin)...
Saturday's outing was the most recent in a series of trips to the firing range that Jasen has organized for Baltimore-area sysadmins. The attendees are anyone who's fed up with recalcitrant hardware, buggy Microsoft code, and interface cards that never worked quite the way the manufacturer promised.
11/25/98 "The Bastard Son of the Lord" k, I'm not religious, so I'm not offended by this.. but j00 might be..
11/24/98 "How I Became a Male COPROPHILIAC" oh god. one who eats feces.. ugh.. *Barf*
Allow me to reveal some intimate details about my interests in scatology and coprophagy as sex fetishes. I am a coprophiliac - one who eats, gulps and digests human feces just as casually as other humans eat food at breakfast, lunch or dinner and copulate, except for the coprophiliac, he treasures the capture, often ritual eating and digestion of human feces as almost spiritual, but definitely a rapture. I myself am as a shit eater
Sent in by: Prospero
11/24/98 "AOL Buys Netscape" hey AOL FUCK YOU!. I can't believe AOL is now in competition with Microsoft.. That means, us leet hax0rs (much like myself, har har) will have NO choice for a browser now.. Either AOL (which == LAME) or Microsoft (which == ASS).. oh well. This is history.. oh and on an Unrelated story /me deletes Netscape..
11/24/98 "The End of the Internet" wow, another "you have reached the end of the internet" pages.. i thought this was funny when i posted one just like it about 3 months ago.. oh well..
11/24/98 "Sin, what is really going on behind the scenes" for all you SiN fans out there, this is Pr0n, actual Screenshots from inside the game...
11/24/98 "Bill Gates Shockwave attack" well, ok, this might as well be the president of both Canada, and the US.. Mr. Bill Gates.
Sent in by: (you guessed it) Toool
11/24/98 "Bill Clinton Shockwave attack" again, this is your President, NOT mine..
Sent in by: Toool
11/23/98 "DX-CDe Electric Powered CD Destruction Device" Droool, well, ok, its kinda cool.. and its about time they make a CD Grinder.. heheh.. its one thing Would Never Use :).. heres the Skinny....
The DX-CDe is the first commercially available, field portable, electrically operated device to remove the data from a CD or CD-ROM. The data layer is ground into fine powder leaving a polycarbonate disc, with no trace of the original data and can be recycled or thrown in the trash.
11/23/98 "AOL to by Netscape" Great, now I'm almost being forced to use MSIE.. The last thing Netscape needs is AOL, 401 == g4y.. Whatever AOL touches become gay, ICQ for example..
Sent in by: Tooool
11/22/98 "Pimped Out StarWars" ghahahh.. "What if StarWars turned out to be a pimped out movie" this site kicks ass..
The Millenium Falcon has hydraulics, and gold plated landing gear. It also has huge, 500w subs mounted by the cannons.
The chess table is replaced by the craps table.
At the Cantina, Han Solo and Chewbacca are drinking 40's of Old-English 800.
Sent in by: Sain
11/21/98 "Computer Stupidities" Bwhahahah.. This site 0wns me.. Its all about people butchering computer terms.. (and tech support stuff)..
Tech Support: "Customer Support, this is David, may I help you?"
Customer: "Hello, yes, it's me." Tech Support: "Oh, it's me too." [chuckle]
Customer: "No, Esmie. E, s, m, i, e." Tech Support: "Oh, sorry."
11/19/98 "The Electric Monk" the first search engine that understands what you are looking for.. Uuh ya.. anyway. its pretty cool. check it..
11/19/98 "Invisible Boys" It should be "Boi's" oh well.. kinda funny, but I must say, i've never seen an invisible boy.. but oh well.. the evidence is definalty substantial
Sent in by: BFF
11/19/98 "A Christmas Story" here's a neato Spin on that famous Classic.. (it should be rated "A"), oh, and this one wasn't sent in by Flatline :) heheh
11/19/98 "Dancing Baby Mauled by Dog" hehe.. "When pets go wrong, Tonight on FOX"... Oh wait.. that was last weeks special.. oh well.. this is cute.. Everyone's favorite (except mine) The Dancing Baby, finally gets whats coming to him... Mmm.. Dog.... Someone Bust out 3dStudio's so they can put this Fallen Icon back together..
"The Baby suffers from facial lacerations around the nose and eye area marked by heavy seams in the bump map, severe mesh deformation around the mouth and chin, and major distress to the skeletal end effectors. We're still keeping an eye out for dropped vertices and twisted polys, but we're hoping that with a little TLC, he'll be shaking his diaper again in no time."
Sent in by: (Yup you guessed it) The Dixie Flatline
11/19/98 "Faelan's Sweetheart Contest" oh god.. this is pithetic..
Hi! I am a... - cute (people say) - young (eleven) - boy (for sure) and I'm going to have a *** CONTEST *** to see which * GIRL * in the whole world will be the best SWEETHEART and GIRLFRIEND for me!
Sent in by: The Dixie Flatline
11/19/98 "The Useless Pages" hehe.. ok, this isn't the best.. but its definatly worth a viewing.. Thanks again to Flatline
Sent in by: The Dixie Flatline
11/18/98 "ChiaMac" Ghahahahah.. No description necessary..
Sent in by: Hee-la
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11/18/98 "Pheromones: Nature's secret attractant" Whoa, Feer the Long IP's.. anyway. long story short..... Pheromones 0wn..
Have you ever noticed how some men are able to attract any woman they want with hardly any effort? This phenomenon used to be known as 'Animal Magnetism'. Many scientists now believe that this attraction is due to Pheromones - subtle body odors that are not consciously detected, but trigger a subconscious sexual response in the opposite sex.
Sent in by: The Dixie Flatline
11/17/98 "Judge gives Microsoft 90 days to modify Win98" wow, SUN Microstation puts the Smack Down (Java Styles) on Microsoft.. Read and feer..
NEW YORK (CNNfn) - A federal judge Tuesday delivered a crushing blow to Microsoft Corp. by granting Sun Microsystems Inc.'s request for a temporary injunction to block shipments of Windows 98 that contain incompatible versions of Sun's Java programming language.
U.S. District Court Judge Ronald Whyte gave Microsoft 90 days to modify its Windows 98 operating system and Internet Explorer 4.0 Web browser or pull them from the market. Current versions of the products are not affected by the ruling.
11/17/98 "CyberPong" Well, its no Quake II, but its definatly an innovation.
First, there was Pong.
Then came Wolfenstein, Doom, and Quake.
And now, CyberPong.
11/16/98 "NewsNet5 - Furby" Can anyone else spell Christmas with 6 letters.. Damnit, Fruby == Tickle me Elmo two years ago, and those "gigapets" or uuh whatever they're called.. Its amazing the stuff that parents will do, in order to keep there children happy..
11/16/98 "CNN - Vertabim to ship first 4X CD-RW" Mmmm.. Rewrittable CD's.. (although, I havn't had a CD that would last long enough to be Re-Written).. oh well. Go forth and read on my Media Junkies (Oohmpa Looohmpa Dippity Doo).. err. ya
11/16/98 "Obey The Monkey" thats how it was described to me.. hehe.. thanks Stubbs I wub j00.
Sent in by: Stubbs
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11/16/98 "Leonids Live" for all you Star crazy kids out there.. you should have heard about this leet meteor shower thats happening tommorow (depending on where you live).. Read and be wise..
The historic 1998 Leonid Meteor Storm is expected on Tuesday, November 17th, when bits and pieces of comet Tempel-Tuttle hit Earth's atmosphere at a sizzling 158,000 mph. Science@NASA will broadcast the event in real time. One of the live transmissions will take place from a helium-filled weather balloon at an altitude of 100,000 ft, the second from a mountaintop location in California.
11/16/98 "Slashdot: Bill Invests 20M$ to ensure copyright inforced" uuuh. this sounds like bullshit, but I wouldn't put anything above Mr. Gate's himself.. heres a snip
An article in December's Scientific American indicates that Microsoft invested $20M to develop technology that could be placed in neighborhood patroling vans to detect copyright infringement. This "Tempest radiation technology" uses the radio emissions from monitors which can be received and decoded, remotely reproducing the image that appears on the monitor.
11/15/98 "ZDNN: Cracking down on CopyCats" Hey this isn't that technical, but go ahead a read it..
It can easily be implemented for all digital interfaces that will be used between digital television sets and other digital devices, including digital VCRs, DVD players, and cable TV equipment in the near future. The joint proposal eliminates the need for embedded software secrets in consumers' television sets or recording machines that could someday be "hacked."
11/15/98 "Technotronic Full Disclosure Security Information" If you are an Admin, or just a user (hahaha) Check this shizz out.. A "tell all" approach to security flaws, and how to fix them.. *Spooge*
11/15/98 "The Original Titmouse" Ghahahahahahah.. I have never seen anything this funny before in my life..
The Original TitMouse™ is a fully functional novelty computer mouse cover based on one of Mother Nature's very best designs to date - the human female breast! It is custom molded to fit snugly on your mouse input device (and your hand). It can actually provide increased tactile control, while retaining normal button sensitivity. TitMouse™ is durable, made from latex and foam, and is hand washable with air dry. Surfing the net will never be the same! And as with all Phynity products, TitMouse™ comes with a no-nonsense 30 Day Money Back Satisfaction Guarantee!
Sent in by: The Dixie Flatline
11/14/98 "Kenneth Scott vs. Romero" hehehe.. I don't know who made this. But its definatly funny..
Sent in by: Psychic
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11/14/98 "The Spud Zone" For those of you who have been visiting my site for awhile, will notice a parallel between this page and one I posted about a month ago (Potato Cannons Kick Ass)
11/14/98 "PhoneSpell.org" Bhahahaha.. The office phone number here spells "CPU-ERRS" (CPU Errors) hahahahaha.. We 0wn..
11/14/98 "Computer Crime Squad - FBI.GOV" *Knock* *Knock*.. Feer the FBI's Computer Crime Squad!
11/13/98 "Star Wars: Episode 1 : Production updates" Snazzy, check out the new Star Wars Posters..
11/13/98 "Signs You Might Be Canadian" Ok, I'm Canadian, so I can Post this.. And here's my favorite reason.
2.You dismiss all beers under 6% as "for children and the elderly."
Sent in by: Dumbals
11/13/98 "Memory controller for a microprossor for detecting a failure of speculation on the physical nature" Ok, I'm a serious Tech Head, but its really hard for me to understand this stuff :). so read it yourself..
11/13/98 "How to Get Good Pings" This is for all you modem users out there.. (the title says all)
11/13/98 "CNET - Homer get Intel Gig" For all you Simpson's lovers out there, you know that Homer Sold out and has become some kind of Cartoon Intel Rep. Heres the Press Release.
11/13/98
Friday the 13th
"Internet Music Buyers Can Now Burn Custom CD's" Wow, people Making their own custom Cd's??. how revolutionary.. (you can't pull anything over these guys)
Milpitas, Calif. - November 3, 1998 - Adaptec, Inc. and Liquid Audio are making it possible for purchasers of downloaded Internet music to save those tunes to CDs using a CD-Recorder. Products involved in the marketing, distribution, and development agreement are Adaptec's CD-Recording software products, Easy CD Creator and Toast, and Liquid Audio's Liquid Music Player technology.
Sent in by: The Munchman
11/13/98 Sorry for the lack of updates on the 12th. but I had a wicked case of Food Poisoning (thanks to "Mr.Sub") oh well. I'm boycotting them from now on..
11/11/98
Rememberance Day
"Yahoo - Energy Department Unveil-Record Breaking Supercomputer" Whoa.. uuh, and in case you havn't noticed, I'm still a geek..
Blue Mountain ran Linpack, one of the computer industry's standard speed tests for big computers, at a fast 1.6 trillion operations per second (teraOps), giving it a claim to the coveted top spot on the TOP500 list, the supercomputer equivalent of the Indianapolis 500.
11/10/98 "Our Hardware Runs Better Without Windows" Bhahahah.. BMW owns me..
Sent in by: ChiefBastard

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11/10/98 "You Can't Do That On StarTrek" Thats right, Parody's 0wn..
The idea of this page is to collect such innovations and share them with the rest of the internet. If you have an image depicting some sort of situation, event, or thing that one would never see in any Star Trek movie or series, such meeting up with the Death Star as seen above, send it in!!!!. Anything (well, almost anything...see submission guidelines below) that simply confounds our notions of the Star Trek Universe will do.

Sent in by: Monsoon
11/9/98 "Oh My God, They've Assimilated Kenny" Once Again, I don't need to explain.
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11/9/98 "MSIE - Resistance is Futile" hehehe.. I don't even have to explain this one...
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11/8/98 "CRAY T3E-900" Ok, I'm a geek.. leave me alone..
11/8/98 "Beowulf Machines" Drool.. and I thought my system was a workstation.. bleh..
114 P6-200, 14GB Ram, switched 100baseT
11/8/98 "European Union may investigate U.S. global spy computer network" More on this Computer Espiange topic :). hehe.. (the US should look out..)
The European Union is considering launching a full-scale investigation into whether the National Security Agency is abusing its massive and highly advanced surveillance network to spy on government and private groups around the world.
11/8/98 "Dangerous, Militant stalks internet" Whoa, fear espiange (spelling??) on the internet..
``I was on Internet Relay Chat, the widely used Internet chat software one night when this guy said he wanted the DEM (military network) software,'' said an 18-year-old cracker from Irvine, California, calling himself Chameleon. ``I didn't have it and I was just messing about with the guy.''
11/7/98 "Clinical Prostate Trainer" Man, I need one of these for a party im going too.. Oh wait.. you didn't read that.. heheh.. This is some Whacked out shizz
11/6/98 "If Dr. Seuss wrote for Star Trek: The Next Generation" Hehhe.. I love Dr. Seuss.. "H0w much d1ck c4n a b17zsaq suck, 1f 4 b17zsaq c0uld saq w00d"..
11/6/98 "Entertainment Robot Homepage" Oh ya! I love technology.. (Here's the Ripped Version).
We at the D21 Lab at Sony shed light on this challenge by taking it on from a different angle- a Sony angle. How about a robot that is simply fun! A new species of robots that fulfill the curiosity and the fascination we have had with machines which exhibit human-like intelligence and hold the possibility of being cared for and accepted into our families, in our homes. This is the beginning of not just a new industry, but a whole new culture - a lifestyle that integrates the "Entertainment Robots".
11/6/98 "Game Informer - Final Fantasy : The Movie" Whoa, I wonder if this will be another one of those "Doom 2 : The Movie" deals.. Where the idea is coined, but it never takes off. oh well, if its gonna be in competition with the new StarWars flic it should be good.. (clip)
After viewing a CG reel from Final Fantasy VIII we instantly knew that Square's upcoming Final Fantasy movie was going to rock the house and quite possibly be the only movie that could come close to touching Star Wars: The Phantom Menace in story and special effects. Now, a few models and test images have emerged showing us exactly how realistic the movie could be.
Sent in by: Skitz
11/5/98 "CNN - Batman Creator Dead" Man, everyone who was really cool, dies... that kinda sucks.. Wheres the Highlanders when ya need'em eh??.
11/4/98 "Discovery Online, Hackers Hall of Fame" Muhahhah. Check this out.. It is my dream, that one day I will be up on this list :).. oh well, no big deal, but its definatly a good read. Oh and there some Kevin Mitnik stuff there aswell..
11/4/98 "Culture News from Wired News" wow, so much for Big Companies fighting "pirating" (first Comedy Central, Now the The Recording Industry Association of America).. Broken Wills and Broken Spirits lead to Chaos - Markus Virtis.. *Snip*
The largest US independent record label will offer songs by such hit acts as The Band for free in an online format that some in the music industry say encourages copyright piracy over the Internet.
Sent in by: Nadx
11/3/98 "Brian's Page of Antique Weirdness" Yeah! Now this one is Cooler then normal, if your gonna view any of the links I post, this should be the first (even though were two months in)... Oh well. This is So cool, it has scanned Propaganda from times past. Well worth the trip (or the click, depending on how you look at it)
Sent in by: Iscariot
11/3/98 "Segfault.org - Halloween Give Aways" oh, man. I love this kind of reporting.. Honest, and Humorous. You've gotta read this, Segfault.org Dressed up kids and sent them out to various "Computer Celebrities" houses, and recorded the response. *Snip*
Next, Segfault dispatched several children dressed as Bill Gates to Richard Stallman's house in Massachusetts. Huge posters saying "I Hate Linux" were affixed to the children's costumes. RMS was not pleased. Furiously, he took a large magic marker and wrote "GNU" on each child. "It's GNU/Linux, dammit!" he shouted, and then shoved 300 pages of hardcopy printouts from the www.gnu.org website into the children's hands. "Read these you little adolescent punks!" he yelled and then slammed his door.
11/2/98 "Slashdot:Comedy Central Losens Copyright grip on South Park" hehe, you love it and so do I, South Park.. if you havn't noticed this little show has been littered all over the internet. Its so easy to find MP3's of shows, as well as Show Clips.. well, if you can't beat'em, Join'em..
11/1/98 "Spumco's Wonderful World of Cartoons" Whoa, I'm surpized I hadn't found this place earlier.. Pretty neat, although, it could be better if it used Flash or Shockwave.. But none the less its funny.
11/1/98 "BetaNews.com - Inside information on Products Not Yet Released" Ok, well this isn't that whacked, but for all you windows users out there, who NEED a new interface you should check this out.. (or you can just get LiteStep).. oh well.. heres a snip
Wow, this one was long overdue. We have finally posted a ton of information on a few of the best products on the market built around changing you Windows user interface, or what you see on the screen. Many people can't stand looking at that same standard taskbar and layout all day, so why not try something new? Check out this special feature, and see what else you can do to customize your desktop.