The mock prophylactic - 12 feet in diameter, stretching over a half-mile in length and weighing roughly 3,000 pounds - was exhibited during an annual holiday street fair in Cali.

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- The guy who was told to keep his keyboard clean, so he took it apart and washed all the keys separately in soap & water
- The woman who was asked by tech support to send in a copy of a faulty disk. The next day, the promised package arrived - with a Xerox copy of the front of the disk
- The man who called tech support thoroughly frustrated: "It keeps telling me to hit 'any key'. I can't find the ANY key anywhere on my keyboard!"
- The office worker who was using typing on her computer one day, she hit a strange function key by mistake, and the building fire alarm went off. From that day forward, she was extremely careful not to hit that key again, thinking that "everything must be connected to the computer."

SHANGHAI, China (Reuters) -- Two hackers who broke into a bank computer network and stole 260,000 yuan (31,400) have been sentenced to death by a court in eastern China, the official Wenhui Daily said on Monday.
The Yangzhou Intermediate Court in Jiangsu province also conficated 40,000 yuan from Hao Jinglong, formerly an accountant at the Zhenjiang branch of the Industrial and Commercial Bank of China, and his brother Hao Jingwen, the newspaper said.

In classical Satanism there are numerous elements that help to characterize it as a classical satanic church. One of those elements is the prediction of an ultimate conflict between God and God's representatives (pure good) and Lucifer and his representatives (pure evil). Classical Satanists identify with the devil or Antichrist and believe or act in opposition or with disgust to the values, ritual and symbols represented by the Christ figure and the values, ritual and symbols of traditional Christianity.

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But now, according to new figures gathered by ZD Market Intelligence, AOL (NYSE:AOL) serves more home users than all U.S. local Internet service providers combined. The research service found that in August, AOL had more than 14 million members, compared with about 13 million combined for local ISPs, companies that offer access on a regional basis.

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If the benchmarks are accurate, AMD rival Intel Corp. could be in for a rough year. In the AnandTech review, an engineering sample of the 450MHz K6-3 topped the charts, outperforming Intel’s 450MHz Pentium II and a Celeron A running at 450MHz.
How did AMD soup up Sharptooth? By adding a 256KB cache directly to the processor, similar to the tactic Intel used to turn its Celeron processor from an underdog to a top performer. In Intel’s case, the company only added 128KB of secondary memory, but it still boosted performance by 20 to 30 percent in most applications.

like most of my generation grew up watching the Smurfs. I loved them so much that I tuned in every Saturday mourning to see what crazy hy-jinx those lovable little blue creatures would get up to. It is just now that I have realized what I was really tuning into each and every Saturday morning was in actuality Communist Propaganda!!

The iMac accounted for 7.1 percent of all unit sales, and 8.2 percent of total retail revenues in the United States in November.
Retail and mail order, however, represents about 15 to 20 percent of the total computer market worldwide, PC Data said.

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The virus, which apparently propagates itself on Windows NT networks, was identified today after being detected Thursday, said Network Associates, which markets the McAfee antivirus software.

NEW YORK (AP) -- A group that allegedly hawked apricot seeds as a cancer cure in mass e-mails to America Online members has been sued by the online service.

Devout Christians sometimes confuse ancient forms with modern substance. "Once pagan, always pagan" is the way the Worldwide Church of God once reasoned. While we admitted the transforming power of Christ for people, we denied it for customs and traditions. Yet many of the practices God approved for ancient Israel had previously existed in paganism.

Recently the A&E cable TV network aired an episode of "Mysteries of the Bible" based on the Apocalypse. During the program one of the professors laughingly alluded to the fact that rumors had circulated concerning Ronald Wilson Reagan.... That he had 6 letters in his first name, 6 in his middle name, and 6 letters in his last name, thus 666! they laughed and then went into the usual Nero story...

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According to the firm, a light-operated or photonic chip would be up to 1,000 times smaller than electron-based semiconductor circuits and could boost chip speed and data capacity by a factor of 100 to 1,000.

The Canadian government has imposed a tax, effective Jan. 1, on audio-recording media at the rate of 50 cents per 15 minutes of each digital audio-recording media sold or imported. With the audio capacity of a blank CD-R disc at 75 minutes, that means an extra $2.50 (Canadian) per CD, more than twice what blank CD media costs. The government also levied a 25-cent tax on analog recording media, such as blank cassettes.

Section 8: HaX0ring your local Gibson by Mike
Any real haX0r will tell you that a Gibson is a huge supercomputer with amazing security. How do they know? How else? They watched "Hackers" and learned it all. Now, the trick is to find one of these. All you have to do is call your friendly FBI office and ask them for a Gibson dialup. Make sure your intentions are clear, or they'll lie to you. Next, go to Phreak and bug everyone asking if anyone can card you a laptop. When DCY is done ripping you off, take your laptop and magically hook it up to a payphone. I won't get into how to do this, because its too 31337 for a beginner.

But young Nicholas Johnson, a conundrum-solving kid who has tinkered with puzzles since he was a toddler, says he has the answer. Johnson, however, is keeping his information under tight wraps and will not divulge how the program works, pending a patent.

A blaster, flame-thrower operated by a foot pedal inside the car, blasts a jet of fire at a would-be hijacker.
A person confronted by an armed hijacker simply presses a pedal and the "blaster" ignites gas that shoots from the under-side of the car.

Like immortality and the fountain of eternal youth, every culture since the beginning of time has sought out aphrodisiacs and methods for enhancing the sexual experience. Biological organisms like us seem to find sex and drug ingestion fairly irresistible because these activities activate ancient pleasure centers in our brains.

20.Dress all in black, or in camo.
21.Pierce the body of a tiny animal with stainless-steel wire. Wear it in your ear as jewelry. If you are male, wear two. Change sets for the evening service.
22.If it is an Easter service, wear a pastel jacket, tie, and matching shorts. If you are male, wear a floral-print dress instead.

"LSD is a psychedelic drug which occasionally causes psychotic behavior in people who have not taken it." Now a lot of drugs are like that, and we have a lot of psychotic people running around who have been driven mad by drugs they never took. But what they did take was your civil rights, your freedom to guide your own life, and your right to make your own decisions. This kind of thing is intolerable. If there is an iota of possibility that these substances enhance consciousness - and remember, they used to be called "consciousness expanding" drugs (just a straight phenomenological description) - if there's an iota of possibility that they augment consciousness, then we have to put the pedal to the metal in this matter.

Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.
Did you know that you are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider?
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.
In ancient Egypt, Priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes.
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

Like millions of other American youths, your child has most likely joined a Satanic cult. Though you may be shocked when you realize the truth, it is important to bear in mind that all teenagers at one time or another join cults. It's something that most parents don't want to face or deal with, so they try to ignore it. Discussing Devil worship with your child can be almost as awkward as trying to talk about sex.

Effective immediately, the project is over; however we do not want to and will not leave our most valued users, our donators, in jeopardy. While donations have always been just that -- a donation with no guarantee of service, those who have donated for a BASE.ORG name will continue to see service till their donation period ends -- your monetary support has been crucial so far. In addition, with the reduced workload to support our past donators only, we expect much less downtime.

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Phasing out the human race by voluntarily ceasing to breed will allow Earth's biosphere to return to good health. Crowded conditions and resource shortages will improve as we become less dense.