Superbowl Sunday, January 31th
  "Web of Disruption" Bah! 16yr old Hax0r in Montreal gets busted for trying to hax0r the NASA's web page, and the RCMP's webpage.. (this guy isn't the brightests apple in the sky..).. It's amazing, kids see the movie "Hackers" once, and all of a sudden. they wanna be "Dade Murphy (Zero Cool/Crash OverRide)"..
He appears to have attempted to hack into important computer systems in different parts of the world, an investigator close to the case said. The boy is suspected of trying to hack into the NASA computer network and an RCMP Web site. Companies in Norway are also interested in the 16-year-old's activities, police say.
Sent in by: Nimmitz

 
  "Backyard Ballistics" One more potato launching freak.. except, this guy wants to be Mr. Science while he's putting potatos through DryWall..
Testing of hairspray spud guns revealed they can develop no more than 10-20 PSI chamber pressure. Most are built from schedule 40 PVC pipe. 3" PVC pipe has a burst pressure of 260 PSI. People have suggested using other fuels to boost pressures higher, however this is much to dangerous. More volatile fuels can be very unpredictable and create pressures that would shatter the PVC pipe. Compressed air can be regulated to exact pressures making it an excellent propellant. The trick is releasing a large volume of air at once to launch the projectile.

 
  "The Spud Gun" yay! More wasted Technology.. (well actually I kinda like the potato Launcher Scene... its amazing what you can do with PVC tubing these days..
Every now and then I spend a moment and try to figure out a new, cooler way to launch potatoes. It sounds like a pointless venture, but it keeps me out of trouble (sometimes), plus it is just plain fun to accelerate a potato to velocities near that of cound in air!

 
Saturday, January 30th
  "Adult Pixs of Me" ok, this is just a gay applet, but it'll still throw kids off for a second (or really stupid old people)..
Sent in by: Spectre

 
  "Concise Guide to Forgetting How much You Suck" hehe.. There is some good advice in this article.. pay special attention to the "Get a Girl" Part and the "Destroy People Who Suck More Than You" part.. (wow, its almost like I wrote this....)
Why not just stay home and sleep? Your bed is warm, and nobody can bother you. You can't be frustrated with trying to do anything cool, because you never attempted anything to begin with.
Sleep 18 hours a day if you can get away with it. Sleep anywhere where you know you will not get sodomized. You know you don't have to be social if your eyes are closed. I have learned that if people think you're sleeping, they won't try to talk to you.
Sent in by: `Nemesis

 
  "News.com - Arizona Lawmaker Seeks to ban Pentium III" bah, ya, I know this is old news, but what can I say, this is what I get when I dont check News.com on a daily basis :).. oh well, Intel is trying to fuck the consumer over again.. (well, I shouldn't be to harsh, since every CPU I've ever 0wn3d has been an Intel x86 chip (well cept my 8088 in the closet). anyway, enough blithering... heres a clip..
An Arizona state legislator next week will introduce a bill that seeks to ban the sale or manufacture of Pentium III processors in the state because of complaints that a security feature in the chips could threaten personal privacy.
The chips "can't be sold at all" under the proposed bill, said State Rep. Steve May, a Republican who will introduce the bill next week. "We want Intel to wake up and recognize that it needs to be careful with privacy issues."
The bill would ban chips using a serial number identification scheme, as well as computers containing chips with serial numbers. State and government agencies would also be prevented from buying computers or processors containing the serial numbers.

 
  "Rumor - iMac2000(jpg)" Wow, if you thought the original iMac was ugly. check this crap out..
Local copy here
Sent in by: Skier

 
Friday, January 29th
  "Porn-o-matic" Ok, right from the start... this isn't what you think it is...... infact, this is hilarious.. all you do, is fill in the fields, and it writes you into a Porno Scene.. :).. I'd post what it spit out for me, but its too long (no pun intended <g>)..
Hey! Did you ever wish you could star in your own XXX porn flick? Of course you have, you're a red-blooded breathing human being, aren't you? Until now the best you could do was play act Boogie Nights with your friends and hope you didn't get stuck with the Burt Reynolds role again. But those days are over. Thanks to the Porn-o-matic™ you can have it any way you want. Any time you want. And as often as you want!

 
  "Mr. T vs. Half-life" Another installment of the Mr. T Legacy..

 
  "Mr. T vs. Quake" I apologize now... This is a Geoshitties site... but its funny none the less..

 
  "You know your hacking to much when..." hehehe. just to keep on the hacking 'motif' (if it really is a motif, which I doubt it is)... here are my favorites.. (although they've never happened to me *cough*)
You know you've been hacking too long when...
...you're hacking on a project late at night, you are trying to get at some munchies, and you are having problems opening them (fingers stay in keyboard mode) and you think: Finger: Error, cannot open chocolate_bar.
You know you've been hacking too long when...
...you start dreaming code.
Sent in by: Spectre

 
Thursday, January 28th
  "Bob the angry flower - The Guy Who only Quotes Starwars(gif)" hehe. believe it or not, I know a couple guys like this...
Local copy here

 
  "Spankie: The Solo Sex Sleeve" hahaha. ok, I love the "About Your Penis" Section..
Ninety percent of males possess penises between 5" and 7.5" when erect. The average erect size is 6.25" long and 1.5" in diameter. When flaccid, ninety percent of men are 3.3" to 4.4" in length.

The proper method of measuring the penis is to extend a ruler from the pubic bone at the topside of the penis to the tip. Never, ever get caught doing this ... it's better to be caught with a Spankie!
Sent in by: esses (yay!, that makes 2 links in 1 day.. keep'em coming)

 
  "The Bumper Dumper" ok, Now here is a million dollar Idea.. (a redneck idea) I can sooo see the need for this.. "Hey Jed, I'm in the woods, hunting Woodchucks, but there is no place for me to take a shit... What I should do is.. Strap a toilet to my pickup truck.. So, I can take a crap anywhere I need to.." God.. I'm sure some people have some major brain damage, but it doesn't stop them from making crappy webpages, with even worse layouts.. Here's a clip so you know what your getting in to :) oh, and I wonder why the patent is still pending??
The Bumper Dumper is great to have anywhere you go. No other portable toilet can compare to the support, stability and comfort that the Bumper Dumper offers. The frame is made from quality steel and comes with a standard size toilet seat. It's the only portable toilet you can use your own seat on. Almost any standard size toilet seat can be mounted to the frame so you can attach a padded seat or the favorite seat of your choice. The Bumper Dumper will last a long long time and it's light weight and so easy to use. If you have a trailer hitch receiver and travel or engage in outdoor activities where restrooms are far and in between the Bumper Dumper is a must have item. Makes a great gift too.
Sent in by: esses

 
  Hey Guys, its me again, Check out my new logo, sent in by KX Technologies (As soon as thier web page is back up, i'll post the link) but anyway... I hope you enjoy the new look.. If you don't like it.. then.... You'll have to wait until next time I get a chance to be creative.. oh well.. Keep those links coming...
.Creator.


 
Wednesday, January 27th
  "The Hampster Dance" bhahahahha!. I don't know why I didn't think of it earlier... a page full of dancing Hampsters... With M00zik tew bewt... Da0m! anyway.. check it.. It's won some awards or something..
Sent in by: Lagos

 
  "and god said, 'Let There Be Dos'" Hehhe. More Technoheads humor. How god would create the world if he had to use dos.. :).. Ok, but let it be known, that I'm Not religious in anyway.. this was just a funny like I had to post....

 
  "Windows' Fails Again(jpg)" hehe.. Oh ya! this is why you dont see more ATM's running a version of Windows CE, Well, I'm not very good with languages, but I presume this is from Finland, or Denmark (my Finish/Danish arn't so good anymore.. Damn you alcohol for killing my braincells!)
Local copy here
Sent in by: gid


 
  "ZDNN : Cell Phone that Runs on Alcohol" Ok, this is actually from the 31st of December.. but.. I'm trying to post all the links that where sent to me... so ya. there might be a couple old ones you'll see now.. :). anyway.. here's a clip..
"It can run on ethanol - which is vodka. It will run longer on something strong, but we are using a water/ethanol mix that is equivalent to windshield wiper fluid," Robert Hockaday, the company's chief fuel cell scientist, told Reuters.
"You could screw the fuel cell into one of those little shot bottles, but then we would have a liability problem - people would be trying to drink their phones," he added.

 
  "gr33np34c3 1z 0wn3d" bhahahahaha. Oh ya. The "Free Kevin Mitnik" group has done it again.. This time they've hacked GreenPeace.org... and naturally they get press from me.. :).. incase they fix it before you guys see it.. I've taken the liberty to take a screenshot..
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Screenshot Here
Mirrored Here (Thanks gid)
Sent in by: `Nemesis
 
Tuesday, January 26th
  Ok, Sorry guys for the lack of updating of the last 3weeks.. but among several things that has happened, my office was moved, and I was without a netconnection for a week or so.. the it took me forever in order to get my admin to give me rights to my web stuff (this page included)... So, anyway. I'm back.. and I'm here to stay!. so ya, let the Sick links flood in again..
.Creator.

 
  "Mr. Blowup" Ghahaha.. Insert Realdoll joke here.. well, as it appears, Latex prevails once again..
It's not quite so easy to explain the appeal of wearing something inflatable, but I would say that to add to the tactile qualities of the material, an inflatable outfit will squeeze you all over, and even offer a degree of restraint, which can be exciting in itself. Inflatable hoods have the additional property of muffling sound, and sometimes restricting vision, thus cutting you off from the outside world.

 
  "Sesame Street Meets Cheech and Chong(mp3)" Bhahahaha.. Ok, first of all... this is an MP3... and I know that Mp3's are usually frowned upon.. but.. Screw YOU! :). this is cool. even though I thought that Sesame Street was A-Lame when it used to be on TV.. but this is funny..

Sent in by: ^Kryten^

 
  "Patenting Multiplayer Engines" ok, I've got one word for this.. "GHEY" sorry for the bad spelling.. there is no way in Hell you can Patent a multiplayer engine (as a concept).. It would be like patenting a car.. (JUST a car, not a make/model, the concept).. Lame..
RTIME’s patent (U.S. #5,841,980) is comprised of 54 individual claims that cover several facets of distributed, interactive communication systems. Some of these include realtime data filtering, whereby only relevant data is distributed to each interested party. Relevance can be based on object location, type, priority, or data rate. Additionally, RTIME has received protection for its unique global timebase that keeps disparate users synchronized within milliseconds to overcome high and varying network latency. The patent covers both single-server systems, which are predominant in small-scale applications supporting 8-32 concurrent users, as well as multi-server systems that support hundreds or thousands of concurrent users.

 
  "The Butt Page" Ok, this URL was sent to me along time ago.. but i thought it was VERY innapropriate at the time.... but....... It was too good to let go.. so here it is..
The surgical management of two patients presenting with incarcerated, apparently self-inserted foreign bodies is reported. The large volume of prior literature on this subject is reviewed, with tabulation of 182 previous cases by type and number of objects recovered and with a discussion of patients' age distribution, history, complications and prognosis.
 
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