Wednesday, March 31th

Microsoft is denying that a major security hole discovered in IE 5 is a problem - it's a feature of the software's security, according to the company. The hole allows web servers to read whatever is in an IE 5 user's clipboard cache, without their knowledge or consent.

Tuesday, March 30th

“I have been blown away by how the Internet can negatively impact a person’s life, work, school and family,” Shapira says, “and by how much effort is being spent to expand the Net without any interest in the long-term effects.”

Monday, March 29th

Sunday, March 28th

"They were told if you could point and click, you could handle the course. In fact, you needed more prerequisites than that," said attorney Jason Crowson.

Saturday, March 27th

Dubbed the "Melissa" virus, the culprit has hampered -- and in some cases entirely shut down -- e-mail systems for companies the world over. For example, Microsoft has put a halt to all outgoing e-mails throughout the company.
"Some users at Microsoft received an e-mail that contained a Word document that has attached to it a macro virus," said Andrew Dixon, group product manager for Office at Microsoft. "If that document is opened and the macro virus is allowed to run, it is possible [for the virus] to send e-mail to a number of other users."

Friday, March 26th

Hello and welcome to HELL, a vile and horrific hole in the fabric of the Internet. During your stay here, we will destroy your computer, empty your bank accounts, ruin your reputation and, in the very unlikely event that you survive, have you arrested. Sounds like fun, doesn't it.

Thursday, March 25th

Bill: Stacker?
Contractor: Yeah, it allows you to fit twice as much furniture intothe living room. By stacking it, of course, you put the entertainmentcenter on the couch, the chairs on the table, etc. You leave an emptyspot, so that when you want to use some furniture, you can unstack what you need and put it back when you're done.
Bill: Uh, I dunno... Issue two. The second issue is the light fixtures. The light bulbs we brought with us from our old house don't fit. The threads run the wrong way.
Contractor: Oh, that's a feature! The bulbs you have aren't plug and play. You'll have to upgrade to new bulbs.
Bill: And the electrical outlets? The holes are round instead of rectangular. How do I fix that?
Contractor: That's another feature designed with the customer in mind. Just uninstall and reinstall the electrical system.
Bill: Your kidding!?!

Wednesday, March 24th

Bathroom equipment maker Sphinx said Tuesday it was introducing the "Lady P" -- a unit made up of a ceramic pot, a frosted partition wall, space for a toilet paper dispenser and disposal unit as well as storage for handbags and jackets.

Tuesday, March 23rd

'It's ironic that the company which claims to be the open-source leader is supporting closed business practices.' -- Ransom Love, CEO of rival Caldera Systems.

Monday, March 22nd

"Hackerspeak contains a complete phonology, lexicon, and morphology that identify it as distinct from anything we have seen in human language to this point," said ILC President and All Around Nutty Guy Noam Chomsky. "We are currently doing heavy field research and analysis on IRC channels and newsgroups across the Internet to learn as much as possible about this new and mysterious language."

Sunday, March 21st

If you've seen the Microsoft RegWiz Privacy Demo you know it's pretty easy for any web site to read or change your private information. This page shows how to disable the Windows 98 Registration Wizard and delete the personal information that RegWiz uses.

Saturday, March 20th

Friday, March 19th

LOS ANGELES, March 18 — More than four years after his capture, legendary hacker Kevin Mitnick has signed a plea agreement that could avert his upcoming trial, his attorney said Thursday. If approved by the judge, the deal reportedly would keep him in jail for about one more year.

Thursday, March 18th

The "order" of drag performance artists who, clad in nun's habits and vibrant face-paint, have shocked and amused the city for 20 years is being damned by Catholic leaders for planning to stage a public celebration of their troupe's anniversary on Easter Sunday.

A ranking of 250 jobs, from best to worst, according to "Jobs Rated Almanac."
1. Web site manager

Wednesday, March 17th

Tuesday, March 16th

The ability to issue 8.5 floating point instructions per clock cycle ensures that the Elbrus E2k has a very robust floating point performance. When running at a frequency of 1.2GHz, a very impressive SPECfp95 performance rating of 350 is achieved by the processor. Intel's upcoming Merced, in comparison at the same clockspeed, would achieve a "mere" SPECfp95 rating of 105. In addition to this, there is still much uncertainty whether the Merced will be able to reach a clock frequency of 1.2GHz on the 0.18 micron process. If the Merced is only able to achieve a clock frequency of 800MHz, its SPECfp95 performance rating would only be around a fifth that of the E2k.

When a woman sees a man's penis, she immediately places her mouth on it. All men have dicks at least 9 inches long and 3 inches wide.
Women's panties become soaked with moisture at the slightest suggestion of sex.
When a man sees a pretty girl, his 9 inch penis immediately becomes rock-hard and she always notices it. When she sees it, she smiles.

Replied Gore: "I'll be offering my vision when my campaign begins, and it'll be comprehensive and sweeping, and I hope that it'll be compelling enough to draw people toward it.... I've traveled to every part of this country during the last six years."
Then came the kicker: "During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet."

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"WET MUD," "CHRISTOPHER THROBBIN,"
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That's led critics to speculate about why NSI bagged the names. "They [NSI] seem to be embarking on a campaign to benefit their [Worldnic.net domain name registration] service," said Mike Sandburg, vice president at ISP 1,000 Islands Internet, in Watertown, N.Y.

The Nyquil Penis The nighttime coughing, sneezing, runny-nose, itching, burning, so you can rest penis.

One bright day after a cool summer rain, you see a bright blue rainbow across the sky. You seem very interested in where the rainbow ends, so you decide to investigate. You see this tall man dressed in green running around at the end of this rainbow. You quickly run towards it to get a better look. You see that at the end of this rainbow is a pot of tacos. The tall man sees you looking at him and he dives into the pot of tacos to hide from you. You run to the pot of tacos and jump in after him. You remember that if you happen to catch a leprechaun you will be granted a wish. After 3 minutes of swimming around in the tacos, you finally are able to catch him by grabbing onto his wang. The leprechaun stops fighting to get away and says: 'come on baby!' This disturbs you so you ask him, 'Don't I get a wish since I captured you? If you don't grant me a wish, I won't let you go!' The leprechaun says: 'Alright! But ye ain't gettin me gold! You get ONE wish!' So you tell him, 'i wish my wang wasn't so huge!' The leprechaun accepts your wish and grants it.. You then wake up! It was all a DREAM!!! But after you wake up there is a piece of gold next to your bed with a little note underneath it saying:

Microsoft conceded that the feature, a unique identifying number used by Windows and a handful of other Microsoft products, had the potential to be far more invasive than a traceable serial number in Intel Corp.'s new Pentium III that has privacy advocates up in arms. The difference is that the Windows number is tied to an individual's name, to identifying numbers on the hardware in his computer and even to documents that he creates.

Even the name of the operating system, to which Torvalds contributed a small but essential part, acknowledges Torvalds alone: the Stallman part -- the GNU before Linux -- is almost always left out.

Salesmen: Excuse me sir, would you be interested in "blah blah"..
Me: That depends? does it involve alot of Sodomy?
Salesmen: Excuse me sir? what?
Me: Sodomy.. Does it involve sodomy, the act of sex in the ass?
Salesmen: uhm, No? I dont' believe so sir.
Me: Then I'm not interested.
*Click*

"The IRS cannot do some of the basic accounting and record-keeping tasks that it expects American taxpayers to do," said Gregory Kutz, who oversaw the audit released Monday by the congressional General Accounting Office.

But much more than reusable stickum lies beneath these seemingly harmless stationery products. You see, they have an undocumented use. In offices all over America, computer users are scrawling their passwords on Post-its and leaving the secret keys to corporate prosperity loosely attached to the surfaces of their desks for all the world to see.