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April 7th
"Quake3Arena ScreenShots heh." <-- well ok, thats not the real description, but thats how it was sent to me.. its actually quite amusing. its more (I think) java, infact I kinda chuckled at it first cuz it was fairly realistic looking.. but I wasn't fooled.. check it.. its nicely done..
Sent in by: Usteppin
"Quake in Space(jpg)" ya, this is kinda corny.. but its a screenshot from That new Star Wars game, uhmm X-Wing Alliance.. since its not really that funny, I'm gonna stop talking about it..
Local copy here
Sent in by: Skitz

"C|Net - Microsoft to charge for 98 bug fixes" Wow.. this is just another reason why I don't use Windows98.. I don't know exactly what Microsoft is hoping to do here, but.. I don't know anyone who would pay to fix something that was broken when it was sold.. its that whole, 'you break, you buy'.. well technically Microsoft broke it.. why should you have to pay (more) for something that is faulty.. Its total balls.. Ofcourse I can see them charging for NT service packs next. So I await that day.. heres some paste..
Microsoft is expected to offer the Second Edition SetUp for an estimated retail price of $89, the same as other Second Edition upgrades, according to a spokeswoman from Waggoner Edstrom, Microsoft's PR firm. Microsoft will sell the StepUp CD on its Web site, but not post the bug fixes and other technologies for free downloads, she said.

"Washington Post - Mae West Found Guilty" hehe.. MmMm.. Whats next, are they gonna censor Television.. Oh, wait.. they already do that.. shit!.. anyway, for those of you who arn't firmilar with Mae West (which I wasn't until about 10mins ago). She's some actor chick, who performed a play called 'SEX'.. irionically, its about people having sex.. In this play, she's a prostitute, (You dont even need to see it, to know where I'm going with it:).. but ya, she apparently got busted for corrupting minors or some other shit, cuz some kids were watching the play.. oh well, its a funny read..
Ajury in general sessions court late this afternoon found guilty the 22 individuals and 1 corporation charged with presenting in the play "Sex" a production tending to corrupt the morals of youth. Five hours' deliberation were necessary. The Sixty-third Street Theater Corporation, owners of the theater where "Sex" was produced and raided by the police, was acquitted.

 
April 6th
"Canada Sends their Airforce into Yugoslavia(jpg)" uh huh.. laugh it up you american slime.. (well, readers excluded..). as I said before, Yes, I make fun of americans, but.. I can just as easily make fun of canadians :)..
Local copy here
Sent in by: Usteppin
"www.mp3s.com hax0r3d" well, this was hacked this morning, when I or ignally checked/mirrored it.. but I just checked it now, and its still hacked.. anyway this is actually quite a simple hack, theres no pretty graphics, and the humor is a bit dry at first.. (No there not Kevin Mitnick propaganda).. its a satiracle Los Angeles Drivers license application..
Local mirror here
"ABC - Questions abound after Walmart shooting" oh great.. more people die because of walmart (well, to my knowledge, no one has died in walmart, nore has walmart directly killed anyone - to my knowledge, but I sure got your attention :).. ya, so apparently, two kids went into their local Walmart, asked to see one of the guns (REAL GUNS) went over to the ammunition section, loaded the gun, and one kid shot the other "Accidently" ya, im sure it was an accident :).. so go and read..
Sent in by: Sain
"AppleInsider - Fire in mexico plagues iMac Production" ah, since I've returned from my vaction to mexico (on a totally unrelated topic).. but ya, thank god some devine intervention my dreams of all Macintosh computers dying is slowly coming true..
While the actual fire did not cripple the Mexcali facility single-handedly, the subsequent water damage was extremely severe, sources said. Enough so to temporarily cease all production in the plant and to close it down. At the time of the fire, Apple was churning out the last batch of their popular 266MHz Blueberry and Grape iMacs. One source noted that the last shipment of these units may have been cut short, with only a fraction of the planned run actually leaving the plant.

 
April 5th
"My Stories and Essays" hehe. this stuff is funny, I have no idea who this "Bryant Brandon" is.. but he's got some great shit here.. just go and read.. oh, and my favorite essay/rant is the Women and Underwear one.. :). heres a clip
I, on many occasions, have heard of or observed women without underwear. To my knowledge, men don't do this. This strange fact has prompted me to do some in-depth research over this topic. It appears that men cannot survive for extended periods of time without underwear. This assumption is supported by the fact that men do not take showers for more than five minutes on average. Whereas women have been known to dwell there for many extended hours. This may also explain why men may keep their underwear for all of eternity.

Sent in by: FroznFire
"IBM and MP3?" woohoo! 350meg Portable MP3 players are coming!.. this is excellent, cuz I was almost tempted to get a Rio, or a Minidisc player just so I could hear the tunes I like when im on the road.. (ofcourse, burned cd's are great for my car).. so ya.. this technology is based on IBM's patented 'Microdrive technology' which was originally ment for Laptop external storage (PCMCIA Cards).. but nothing like a little innovation to make IBM an even richer company.. so ya, unless your interested in Portable MP3 technology, or, Waffer thin Harddrives, you can skip this article :)..
"VMware - It had to eventually happen(jpg)" bhahahahah.. ok, any linux user out there knows of this neato shell thingy for all the linux flavors.. its a snazzy little emulator that allows you to run Windows Applications inside the Linux GUI (well Vmware is that GUI).. anyway, this little image just shows how volitile Windows is.. Yes.. its a Blue Screen in side linux.. hahahaha..
Local copy here
Sent in by: Phattman

 
April 4th
"ZDNN - Internet Threatens state liquor laws" OoOoOooOo.. I wish there was this place (online) when I was underage, cuz then I wouldn't of had to hang outside of the beer store with my puppy dog eyes, and my open mouth (we're not gonna talk about that) and a handfull of cash begging old people to buy me beer.. anyway, heres a snipette.
Other companies are less scrupulous. Some even consider them irresponsible. But teens who once relied on fake IDs or sympathetic older siblings increasingly are turning to their computer keyboards for the alcohol to fuel their adolescent parties.

"Sony Sues 'Dave Emulators'" ugh, for all you 'Emulator' fans out there, this could be bad news.. well, not really for you.. but for Dave Classic Games Archive.. a known emulator site.. I'm sure if you email Sony showing your Detest for this they might Change thier minds.. (well, prolly not, but.. if you Email bomb them, and overload thier servers they might feer more.. ). yug..
"Seattle Weekly - Microsofts new Brain Project" Ok, this is important.. I want you to click this link.. and read as much as possible.. this fucking blew my mind.. and I'm a techhead.. infact, I feer this Rupert Kid.. just cuz he'll steal my jobs.. anyway.. read.. its heavy..
"Christian Guide to small arms" hehe "just in time for y2k" hahahah. just go now.. im still laughing.. hahahahahha

"When Windows' Attacks" yaya! feer the windows HTML exploits.. well, not really exploits.. but this stuff is supposed to bring windows(9x) to its knees.. all I can say is.. that in NT, on my Celeron 450, it chews right through it, with out any lag.. infact, I can see my CPU asking for more.. (knowing my luck, im gonna get a revised link tommorow with some shit that will kill my celeron).. anyway.. go now!
Sent in by: wwmd
"Jokewallpaper - I'll Tell Outside" hehe.. this is just another 'knock' at the Pentium III's.. (if you dont get the joke, go home)...
Sent in by: MunchMan
 
April 3rd
"Force Feedback mouse" ok, I got one word.. it has three letters.. and it starts with 'G' and it ends in 'Y'.. theres a Vowel in the middle. fuck it.. its GAY! infact, I think all this force feedback stuff is kinda lame.. unless they come out with a helmet, cuz that would own.. having like this big stupid helmet on, and it saying like "I'm an idiot" on the front, in big red letters..
"1944 mug shot of 17-year old federal escapee" wow, people will sell anything on eBay.. Infact, unless your some kinda freaky collector of other people personal belongings, I couldn't imagine anyone actually wanting this.. oh well..
"Georgia Tech Website Hacked" heheh.. check this is out.. ugh. well, I just checked that link, and it was fixed.. Boy I'm glad I mirrored it yesterday :). just for your enjoyment.. heres the mirror link
Local mirror here
Sent in by: FinalThrill

 
April 2nd
   
"GameCenter - Quake3 Canceled" hehehe. I wonder if this has anything to do with April Fools Day.. *cough*

"BugTrack - Attack of the Tuxissa Virus" ok, now its time for all you Linux Heads out there to feer.. this ones for you.. after all.. I'm sure no one would wanna be left outta the mellisa macro just because thier operating system is different.. (this is anti virus segragation at its best.. enjoy) :).. hehe
"Pr0n for ewe" ehheeh.. Bring it on.. more animal pr0n.. yay! oh well.. yes you guessed it.. its porn for mountain goats/billygoats/sheep.. its all tasteful (i can't believe i just said that).
Welcome to the most exciting source of sheep porn on the internet! Here you'll find nothing but the best images around. High quality scans, movies and chat rooms. All you could ever want to fufill your most basic instincts.
Sent in by: Usteppin
"Torvalds to develop Microsoft's next operating system" ugh.. now i feer..

 
April 1st
         
Ok, Whadda think of my new look, well, I'm just working out the kinks on this revision, so ya, I hope to get some feedback, and if theres nothing bad, I'll leave it like this.. but. ya, I'll only be keeping the 'weeks' links up, instead of the whole month, since I know you dialup users are getting pissed off at dling 100k (well, 100k towards the end of the month.). every day..
.Creator

"Saluki Endevours" ah yes.. the Secrets to running a successful business.. :). with headings like 'Exploit! Exploit! Exploit!' and 'Cheat! Cheat! Cheat!' you gotta learn to love.. anyway.. go now!
Sent in by: Brill
"The Dump - Neo Geo Roms" Ok, well read down, cuz you'll need these if ya get the roms.. (oh and I'm in NO way responcible for your actions :)..

"Classic Gaming - Neo Geo Emulator" Wow.. ok, just to letcha know how much of a geek I am/was.. I actually own a NeoGeo System.. Not a standup, but the physical console, with a dozen or so games.. it was a good console, but it was WAY to expensive.. anyway, theirs finally an emulator out for it.. so you can now play all the NeoGeo games (that you should have bought *cough*) on your PC.. but theres one downside.. its built for dos.. oh well.. heres some paste..
NeoRage - A Neo Geo emulator with excellent compatibility and joystick support, but lacks sound support at this time. From the authors of the RAGE arcade emulator. Platform(s): DOS

"Where Easter Eggs Come from" heheh. oh ya.. more interspecies intercourse.. if ya didn't love it, why would you be visiting my site? anyway, this looks like a Photo'swap' effort, but its worth a chuckle...
Local copy here
Sent in by: quj