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April 19th
Ok, i've finally got 2 new pages up.. both are kinda 'how i did <topic>'.. k the first one is.. "How I painted my server case", and the otherone is "How I cooled my workstation" and ya, i did both of these pages at the request of my viewers.. anyway, if it doesn't interest you, you dont have to visit them :).
.Creator
"Lumpynet - Teletubby Execution Chamber" hehe... yes yes.. more teletubby fun.. cept this is NOT flash.. anyway, its actually pretty funny... :) check it.
Sent in by: Skitz
"The MP3 Mobile" hehe. some guy built a Car Mp3 player for his Mazda Miata, it looks pretty sweet. check out this shizz...
The whole idea got rolling when I decided I wanted to upgrade my car stereo in my Mazda MX5 (Miata to Americans, Eunos Roadster for Japanese!). Up until MP3mobile, I'd been using a Sony TCD-D3 DAT walkman on a car-mount arm as the primary audio source, which was great: long play, good quality audio - just that I never seemed to have the tapes with me that suited my mood, and the D3 doesn't have useful things like track programming or repeat. While looking at new head units/autochangers, two thoughts struck me:
Sent in by: Tooool
 
April 18th
"User Friendly - The One" Ok, I try not to post 'User Friendly Comics' cuz I know alot of you already check it daily.. but for those of you who don't.. you prolly should.. anyway.. this is an interesting rendition of a Scene from the awesome movie 'The Matrix'.. cept, the guy shooting the bullets, should be wearing a 'USER' Shirt or something.. check it for yourself..

FUCK! as many of you know.... (well prolly you dont know) but.. I had a MAJOR failure with a bunch of my home systems.. and im not talking "Oh no. my floppy drive wont work".. I'm talking in 5 days, 3 harddrives died... and I lost over 10years of work.. anyway. I'm not gonna complain cuz then I'd just start rambling.. but ya, I totally blame Western Digital.. (all 3 drives were western digital).. but oddly enough, all my Fujitsu drives are fine..so ya, this begins my boycott on Western Digital Shit. infact, im gonna flame mail them as soon as i get my email junk up.. but yes.. feer no my public. I'm alive and more pissed off then god looking down on stupid people.. anyway, things will resume hopefully tommorow..
If you hate me, you f33r me..
.Creator
 
April 12th
"PIII - 620mhz (oc'd)" *SHPUNK* ofcourse, this isn't that spectacular, since I was able to get my p2-333 running at 616 (5.5x112mhz).. But thats ofcourse becuase of that whole lack of a clock lock (one of the last Remaining FREE chips, by free, I mean totally NOT limited either through Clock or Bus Speed..) But Since the P3's are a total waste of money now (until developers start using the KNI/SII Extensions). so ya. check it.. they basically tell you how to do it..
Sent in by: (The Man) Shadow
"Salon Tech - Do Geeks need to goto College?" Well, my quick answer to this question is.. NO.. aslong as the geeks in question are TRUE GEEKS, not this shitty "Hey Look I just got an iMAC!" geek.. so ya, FUCK YOU ALL 'WANNABE GEEKS!'.. uhm ya, enough ranting.. just read..
The Web industry is creating jobs at a clip, and many of those jobs are going to college graduates without academic computing experience -- and people who skipped college altogether. No one has taken a formal count of these two groups, but they haven't gone unnoticed. And their success raises the question of whether a computer science education, or even any higher education, is a prerequisite to competing in the high-tech job market.
"Game Developers and Violent Games Named in Lawsuit" ugh.. well if life isn't a bitch, I don't know what is... It amazing how easily kids will turn their backs to an intire industry, just so he/she can try to save his/her own hide.. its like... "Hey I just forced my little brother off the edge of a cliff, lets Blame Warner Brothers becuase I saw something that inspired me on a Road Runner Cartoon".. Fucking grow up, and take responcibility for your 0wn actions.. if necessary, grow a backbone..
 
April 11th
"SETI@home" whoa... ok, I'm a geek, and I don't mind handing my unused CPU usage to a noble cause.. Right now, I'm donating my CPU time to Distribted.net(RC5) but.. if this seti thing ever comes out with an NT client (or 9x for that matter), I'm thinking of switching.. anyway, basically how this works, is... you connect to the net, download SETI transmissions, and yer CPU is used to determine whether or not the signal contains intelligence.. it sounds cool, and its got a neat GUI (screenies)..
Sent in by: Hee-la
"How to annoy people on IRC" ok, this should be appropriatly title "Things not to do on IRC" cuz I see way to many people following this like a bible.. and yes.. infact it is VERY Annoying.. So Don't do it! :)..
Sent in by: Madhouse (sorry about the gay joke the otherday)
"AVAULT - Singapore Boy Reportedly Killed by Video Game" Ok, its not what your thinking.. this is not about some kid who played quake, then went out to his local Walmart, and bought a Rocket Launcher and "Showed" it to his friends, with a nice Demonstration..its actually quite funny (yes, even though it is at the cost of one human life..).. check it..
"Inscrutable 8-Ball Revealed" OMG!... the Eight Ball was justa big sham.. there was never any intelligence behind it... it was all dumb luck.. FUCK! oh well, whats next.. they gonna tell ya that there is no Santa?..
Sent in by: Buzzbin
 
April 10th
"The Parking Lot is Full" heheh another Internet Comic Strip.. cept this one caters to the more tastless humor (my favorite, if its NOT off color, I dont like it.. infact.. chances are, I will hate 50% of the stuff I post here, but I post it cuz I know you people out there in InterWorld (internet world) will find it funny, so ya.. this is good.. I like it.. so STFU!)
Sent in by: Brill
"How to tell if the opposite Sex likes you" k, this is more true then anything else (minus that shit at the bottom relating to ICQ). *WARNING - This is a GeoShitties Site*
Sent in by: Madhouse (and he's not gay)
"Speedtraps - Canada" This could have been useful about 4months ago.. Fuck.. it would have saved me an assload of money.. thanks for the late link Nadx.. :)
Sent in by: Nadx
"CNN - Yeltsin warns of possible world war over kosovo" ruh oh.. the russians are thinking of starting a war.. oh no!.. face it.. the russians really dont have anything (besides a few nukes, and a couple hundred million men in the military.. but besides that, they're pushovers..).. Lets face it, the russian bear isn't dead.. infact, I'm kinda glad to see they're interested in the American Salmon this year :)..
"They (NATO) want to bring in ground troops, they are preparing for that, they want simply to seize Yugoslavia to make it their protectorate ... we cannot let that happen to Yugoslavia," Yeltsin said.
The Duma, which is dominated by communists and nationalists, has called for military support for Yugoslavia, a fellow Slav and Orthodox Christian nation.

 
April 10th
"IGN64 - Nintendo 64 Piracy" wow.. apparently in Hong Kong you can buy N64 games for 6$ US... *Spooge* that puts the whole 60+ $ CDN here. (well, with modern conversion rates it comes out to about the samet thing.. anyway..mmm Just think... Pirated Cream Corn.. :)..
It is an all too common sight in Hong Kong. Piracy rampantthe former British colonywhere has become way of life to buy cheaper pirated version when purchasing a game. Kong known as capital worldands true.You can get versions anything here. fact other day police seized shipment fake creamed corn. Yes read right. They managed pirate Need we say more?

"The Bizzare Gaming Quotes" hehe.. oh yes.. Classic Game misconceptions.. (kinda that like 'Theres a bathroom on the right' song.. cept this is from Geeks, not Redneck Hicks who see 'Badmoons on the rise'.. hehe..
Sent in by: SirHugh
"Microsoft Chat - OMFG(jpeg)" ehhe. Microsoft Chat at its finest.. *no comment*
Local copy here
Sent in by: coj

"Unloading Windows - Revisited" hehe. for those of you (my long time fans) you'll remember that I posted this link like months ago.. well. they revised it, so I'm reposting it.. enjoy. oh, and make sure you play the 'Memory' Game.. its good.. (and VERY subtle)..
Sent in by: Usteppin
 
April 9th
"Kenny's Krib" hehehe for all you Southpark / Wrestling fans out there.. this is actually pretty cool, infact, make sure you check out the wrestling section.. so ya.. Even though I hate wrestling I love it when people make fun of it.. so ya......... your still here right.. well...... you should be viewing that link...........
Sent in by: Bastich
"1999 Survival Guide for Taking a Dump at Work" bhwhwhahahahhaha.. Ok, this is fucking Hilarious.. infact, stop reading my commentary now.. and click the link.. I'm still laughing.. ahhahahahh.. (ya, its exactly what the title indicates.. heres a snippet...
CRACK WHORE
Definition: A crapper that has seen more ass than a Greyhound Bus. Tell tale signs of a CRACK WHORE include pubes, piss stains and shit streaks. Avoid CRACK WHORES at all cost. Try finding out when the janitor cleans each particular bathroom. Don't forget with a good cleaning, a CRACK WHORE can become a SAFE HAVEN.
Sent in by: Ellis_Dee
"Jeeps forever" Ok, right off the bat... I feer this guys' HTML skillz.. wow. he' so talented.. infact, its people like him, who put me out of a job.. *sigh*.. hehe.. anyway.. This guy, must get all the chicks.. Can you just imagine him, inside of his Jeep, Cruising the streets for women?.. (eye cant)..
Hi I'm puddleshuttle.
Sent in by: The Brain
"Fade To Black - Critics Row" Ok, this just goes into my 'NOT tasteful' pile of links :). so im not gonna ruin it.. but.. its not Gross or anything.. its just not tasteful.. (and its not what your thinking either).. (and i forgot who sent this link to me. so i apologize now..
 
April 8th
"Gore2000 - Open Source" Somebody kill him.. please.. thats all I ask......
Sent in by: `Nemesis
"Team Fortress Classic Released" now, I'd post the exact link, but my buddy who runs Halflife.net would get all mad at me. so.. just root around, I'm sure you can find it.. (After all, I'm a monkey, and I found it).. so ya. go now, oh, and you Need your handy RETAIL copy of Half-life to play TFC.. so ya.. go dl. now!
"Consumer Reports - Child Head thingy" DEAR GOD! what is comsumers reports doing to that little girl/boy? hehe anyway.. I imagine its an early model of a 'Flowbie" (for those of you who don't know what a flowbie is, its that Vaccuum Cleaner/Hair cutter combined.. you know, The One That Sucks While It Cuts!..).. and the sad part is.. I'm not lying :)..
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Sent in by: Iscariot