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April
30th
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"Kimble.org
- Linux vs. Bill" hehehe, flash... and its actually
pretty funny.. now I'm not really firmilar with Kimble.org, but this
is cool.. and I'm finding more 'good' examples of flash, no more of
the lame 'this is my box, watch it as it moves around, then it will
change colors' flash, but physical stories, with plotlines.. and its
only 180k.. oh well, enough of me typing.. just use yer index finger
(like you use if for anything else, come on, i know you dont have
a girl friend :) and click the link..
Sent in by: Usteppin

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"Top
Ten Lists" k, well this isn't "The Top Ten
Lists" but its some.. and well, they are pretty true, cept for
the bottom part about being an alcoholic.. oh well, heres my favorite.
Top ten things to do during an exam that doesn't
matter
10: If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is
a long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative.
Use the integral symbol.
9: Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all the questions
and answers blackened out.
8: Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers
into very small pieces, throw them into the air, and yell out "Merry
Christmas". If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the
exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every fifteen
minutes.
Sent in by: Deathstar

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"The
Million Marajuana March" wow, I spelt it right
first time around.. oh well, I don't know about you, but I can count
on one hand the number of times I've typed 'marajuana'.. (that makes
2 today)... anyway, I know one thing.. I'm not gonna be attending
this march.. since my only vices are alcohol, caffine, girls.. no
drugs for me kids.. it will screw up yer head..
Sent in by: SirHugh

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"ZDNN
- Chernobyl computer virus toll tops 540,000"
well.. I'm glad.. cuz the people who got infected obviously dont deserve
to have a computer... You know when you see a sweet BMW or Porche
driving down the street, and its either covered in dirt, or it has
scratches and shit on it.. well thats a shame, cuz if I had a car
like that, I would take care of it.. well, I believe computers are
the same way.. if you can't keep your computer healthy, you shouldn't
have one.. *END OF STORY*

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April
29th
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"How
to spot a madcow" hehehe.. this would have been
funnier, along time ago, during the madcow scare.. but.. f33r, I'm
breeding madsquirrels.. and they're flying aswell.. so hide your kids,
cuz i'm gonna unleash my psycho squirrels..
Sent in by: Pyriana

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"CNN
- Two students shot" Again.. I guess this is a
tragedy. but.. wouldn't it be a larger tragedy if 400students were
shot and or killed? ya.. i think it would be.. but this is what I
like..
"He wasn't very popular," she said. "Most kids were really
rude to him. I always felt bad for him ... I think that's one of
the reasons. He said people were really rude to him."
So hear this all you jock fucks... when your an asshole to people, and force them to be outcasts, they can come back, and make it worth your while.. its all worth it in the end.. sometimes people deserve what they get..
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"Ryans
Homepage" 0wn3d again.. hats off to the creator
again (NOT ME, I have nothing to do with this page, other then posting
it on my page..). but ya, I dont' even know who this kid is, but I
know he did something stupid, cuz he got seriously owned...

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"High
roller on internet auction site, 13" bhwhwhahahaha..
this is all about some 13yr old kid who lives in New Jersey (ya its
a shame), and his eBay fun.. all i can say is.. this kid is cool,
not only does he have good taste in collectibles, but he's also got
a sense of humor, after bidding like 2.3million dollars, he then put
a friend of his up for auction.. heres some paste fer yer 'I'
Maybe for a 13-year-old. Documents printed from eBay's
site show Mr. Tyler also lodged bids for a replica of a WWF heavyweight
championship belt and an oak cradle. He put his best friend, Carsten,
up for sale as a slave, warning "he's an ugly bitch and he smells,"
but assuring potential buyers "he will work very well."

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April
28th
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"Counter
Rotating Spiral Illusion" ehhe.. well I have this
problem when i drink to much aswell.. everything goes all wavy and
stuff..
Sent in by: Sain

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"Arksign(jpg)"
bwhwhahahahhahahahahahahahahh this can't be real :)
Local copy here
Sent in by: Cerritus

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"Rhyming
Dictionary" More commonly referred to as 'the
rappers resource' hehe check this output..
Rhymes of SNATCH:
3 syllables: booby hatch, boxing match, edward thatch, escape hatch,
friction match, glottal catch, overmatch, reattach, safety catch,
safety match, shoestring catch, shoulder patch, silver thatch, sparring
match, unattach, wrestling match
Hahhahahahah Booby hatch! hahahahahh
Sent in by: Joneblaze

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"CNN
- Pop Princess guilty in Internet date abuse"
what kinda man would say he was abused by a girl?.. especially Britney
Spears.. hell she could lock me in a room for days.. and I wouldn't
mind, well, aslong as I knew I was gonna get a chance to jump her
17yr old Bones.. oh well.. this is just another example of how INTERNET
RELATIONSHIPS NEVER WORK!......
Sent in by: Tooool

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April
27th
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"CIH
- Kills m0's dead(jpg)" hehe, yup.. yesterday
many m0's fell victim to this virus.. oh well. those who don't know
what a virus is, wont have a computer today.. anyway.
Local copy here
Sent in by: Maxtype

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"Aint
it Cool - Editorial Violence" hehe. yes. I was
an eagle scout too. and I still harbour angry feelings towards everyone..
but.. I have yet to get caught for killing anyone.. err. that should
be rephrased "I have yet to kill anyone and get Caught"
err. ya.. thats good enough..
Sent in by: Brill

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"Almost-live
images to get any geek off" bhwhwhahahahhahahahahahahaaahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahhahahhahaahahahahahhahahahahahahah..
just click it please!.. I'm still laughing..
Sent in by: Skitz

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"Double
Team (gif)" k, heres more tasteless animated gif's..
Local copy here
Sent in by: ^Smash

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"An
inexpensive X-Ray machine" if I didn't already
have a profession X-ray machine at home, I would so bust out 20$ and
make one.. just to zap the people I didn't like.. go now!..
Sent in by: Sain

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