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 May
7th 
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"Taiwan
Virus Suspect Not Charged" hehe. If I got hit
by this, and i was an arrogant 'user', I would be pretty pissed off..
but it goes like this.. in 'real' (i use that term loosely) life you
have life insurance right? Ofcourse.. well.. the same idea follows
into the 'digital' (you can kill me later) world.. cept, your insurance
is usually, Floppies, or Zipdisks.. oh well..
Sent in by: Witz
 
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"How
do I poop?" Simple enough.. Instructions on the
complicated task of 'Pooping' :).. even though I (like most people)
were born with this procedure 'built in'.. I guess that some havn't
mastered it.. Ofcourse, who's the target audience for this... you
have to be atleast 5yrs old to read (ya, I was a dumb kid).. and then
prolly either Wealthy or 16+ (to get into a 'cyber cafe' you need
ID here).. so, lets add these together, they're targetting the 16year
old, Wealthy Literate people.. What I think they should have done,
is used (yes this would make it alot worse) Pictures.. or diagrams..
*god forbid*.. then the target audience would be the 'idiots who know
people to dick around on the internet'.. oh well, its funny, just
go..
Sent in by: Tooool(Mr. SexMuffin)
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"BBC
- Dolly goes to the market" ahh yes.. back to
the Cloning issue, hey.. if it could save me or a limb of mine, I
would be loving it.. infact, I could use a new arm.. or, even better,
Another Arm.. cuz, sometimes, 2's not enough.. (all you chicks out
there will understand this..:)..
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"Senate
Hearing on Violent Video Games" wow, These people
(US government) have no idea what they are doing.. You can't blame
video games for psycho kids.. its that whole 'Nature Nurter' discussion..
oh well, You know what. I dont even blame the parents.. I blame the
students of those schools for Provoking those innocent teens into
killing them.. <g>
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May
6th
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"Hot
Monkey Love.com" k, well its obviously not finished.
but its kinda gay.. the reason why I'm posting this is, I can't believe
that its a registered domain :)..
Sent in by: Uriel_5
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"Max
Thread" Ok, You might not wanna click on this....
cuz when i checked it, it killed 95.. brought it to its knees, and
forced a reset.. "See how your box fares".. :)
Sent in by: |-|ans
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"Cheeks(jpg)"
dear god.. and people question how those kids in colorado "became"
psycho's.. viewing stuff like this, or even participating in this
would warp me (if I wasn't warped already). but..... I sure as hell
doesn't stop me from posting it :). so test your strength, and click
the link (but be prepared to be grossed out, well, kinda not really,
it depends on your views of Pedophilia)..
Local copy here
Sent in by: FroznFire
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May
5th
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"Microshaft"
I think I posted this awhile ago, but its still funny. so ya, go view..
Sent in by: Spectre
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"ABC
- Hitting targets miles away" Whooohoo! I gotta
move to the states, and pick up one of these toys.. .50Calibre Sniper
Rifle, *spooge*.. the odd thing is.. if I had one.. I prolly would
never find a target worthy of a shot.. but... I'm sure I could find
someone, Oh, and if you live in the US, and your 18 or over, and have
a clean record.. Go, to your local gun retailer, and purchase one..
since the only thing that would be holding you back is the cost..
heres a clip (no pun intended)..
Tape recordings of phone conversations reflect little
concern for the potential use.
“I’m going to be using this against, um, you know, something with
an armored limousine and something with ballistic glass,” said the
agent, after requesting the shipment be made to the nation’s capital.
“OK,” said the dealer in Nebraska.
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"Computer:
Interview with Ken Thompson" aaah.. If you don't
know who Ken Thompson is, yer nut a geek.. oh well, some remedial
reading is never gonna hurt.. go on.. click and read....... I said,
Go and READ!
Sent in by: Pyber
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May
4th
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"OldMaidx
- Poly love Dolls" heheh.. its absolutly amazing
what a geek with 3dstudios can do.. check it..
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"Excite
- Breast's related to Large melon sales" ya, i
can see this.. but.. what about guys?.. do they buy small melons?
No.. every time i've gone into my local grocer to get 'melons' i always
get the largest/healthiest ones i can find, and if I find a chick
with large healthy breasts chances are I try to bring that home too
(it seldom works, but its worth a try everytime). heres a snip.
The research showed that seven out of 10 women questioned
agreed breast size was "the most likely subconscious factor when
selecting size of melon."
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"Gry,
Gry, Everywhere, no clue in sight" k, this is
pretty much an english lesson on all words that have 'gry' in the
ending (ie angry, hungry etc). if you can think of any others dont
bother clicking, otherwise, click and read...
Sent in by: Smash
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May
3rd
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"Intel
AD450NX Server Platform" alright, I'm a geek,
this makes me drool.. but that doesn't mean I dont love my Celeron
300a at 450.. (i call it my baby Xeon).. oh well, check it.. its Rad..
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"Excite
- Bangladeshi Develops 'Cure' for CIH" and not
a moment to soon. oh wait.. it already struck.. oh well.. from my
understanding of the CIH, it formats yer HD, and flashes your bios
is 00.. I dont really see how you can 'cure' the bios problem since
a box with no bios won't even POST (power on system test).. oh well
read and be amazed..
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"Segfault
- Fry's invaded" bhwhhahahaha.. go now!..
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May
2nd
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"The
Many Faces of Britney Spears" Bhwhwhahahahha..
another "pic and caption" site, cept, I have no idea who
this "justin" guy is. anyway, It impossible for me to say
anything about this site, without ruining it.. so ya..
Sent in by: Madhouse
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"Kosovo.com
- Letter of the day" alright, now I can't say
I know this for sure.. cuz i've never been to kosovo.. (oh well i'll
cry later) but this is the biggest hunk of bullshit i've ever read..
infact the only thing that makes it worse, is the constant appologies
to Nato.. now i know im gonna get some hate mail from you Kosovo locals
(granted, even though i doubt they have power/an internet connection).
and even more for that comment, but oh well.. life sucks. just dont
bitch about it.. oh, and since it was a 'letter of the day' i mirrored
it so you all can enjoy it.
Local mirror here
Sent in by: BFF (not ben's fold five, since they're gay)
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"Real
Man's Tool" k, so this isn't the real title, but
its still cool, check it, its like a swiss army........ knife.....
oh wait, they already have those.. uhm. well, its like a Swiss Army
Utility Knife..... oh wait, i think they have those too.. anyway.
its neat, its like a Transformer(tm) only its deadlier since you dont
have to force someone to injest plastic to hurt them.. ergh.
Sent in by: Maxtype
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May
1st
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"Need
money for Beer + Pot + Hooker(jpeg)" bwhwhwhhwa..
ok, I'd prolly give this guy my change.. since I totally respect honesty..
infact, if I think your lying I'll prolly try to kill you.. or atleast
if your trying to lie to me.. anyway.. check it..
Local copy here
Sent in by: Madhouse (no comment)
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"Tiawan
hacker claims CIH responcibility" whooohoo! I
worship this guy.. 500,000 people can't be wrong..
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"Perfect
Joke" k, first warning, this is a bunch of javascript
'ok' buttons, only about 4.. so dont get discourraged.. but its good.
make sure you check the endings.. but.. I have to say I got it 'correct'
on the first try.. but its a trick question :)..
Sent in by: Nimmitz
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"Law
Against Sale of Games to Minors proposed" ugh,
this is gonna kill the gaming industry, or it means we'll see ALOT
more violence in games, and HUGE stickers says "Mature Content"..
oh well, its just 'proposed'.. and the way the government works, it'll
never pass..
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"Are
the Spice Girls Gay?" this is kinda cute, but..
WARNING: its a Tripod.com site, so expect a bunch of 'other/banner'
windows to open.. so ya, Here's my paste.
"There was a thing in the papers saying we were a
bunch of lager louts and we'd get our tits out for anybody. I've
only got mine out for girls though."
Emma Bunton
heheh, check the 'gay pictures' at the bottom they oym..
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