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 May
21th 
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"The
Illustrated Guide to Breaking your Computer" hehhe.
i myself have been tempted to do this one or twice to my computer..
but.. the quick realization that i've spent WAY to much fucking money
on it to go destroying it on a whim.. but.. now that i have multiple
computers.... its a living possibility that one day i will snap and
just destroy one of them..
Sent in by: Nite
 
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"Rubber-band.com
- AOL Must Die" bwhahahahah.. ok, a friend of mine
owns Rubber-band.com, and he recieved this email a couple days ago..
and in this page, is a screenshot of the email.. and naturally its fucking
hilarious.. and what makes it even funnier, is its from an AOL member..
just go :)
Local copy here
Sent in by: HiHat
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"CNN
- Lovejet replaces Viagra" I'm not gonna bother
ranting about this one.. since (if you've read my past additions) you
know how i feel about these 'libido' enhancers..
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"Excite
- Teenager shoots six Students at Atlanta school"
Ok, I'm getting fairly fed up with this trend.. after all, i just graduated
Highschool (well, not just, but a couple years ago).. and none of this
shit happened. it was all happy (thats what nearly drove me insane).
but... i didn't bring my guns to school, and shoot six people.. How
insecure do you have to be, to give up, and bust out yer gats' and start
shooting people.. if thats the only way you can straighten out your
life... theres one more option.. grab your gun, and a single bullet,
stick the gun in your mouth, smile, and pray.. thats the correct way
of doing things when you think your life sucks.. after all, as Euramous
Darwin said, "Only the strong survive"..
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Ok, for those
of you who don't know me, i have a life outside my webpage.. well..
This weekend (being May 24th weekend) I'm going away with a couple of
my close friends.. Therefore, i wont be here to update my page.. unless
there happens to be a computer in the place i'm staying (which i hope
to hell theres not, cuz this is one of the many things im vacationing
away from.. anyway.. all you kids out there in 'interland' have fun,
hug a tree, and make some enemies..
.Creator
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May
20th
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"Dennis
Interactive" ok, a large part of my site is dedicated
to leading edge technology, infact you'll see that alot of the stuff
I post is for hardcore geeks (ie, i'll put this sentence in the description;
"If your a geek, read it, you'll like it") well, this kinda
stuff is for the moderate TV watching geek.. someone who wants to see
something new, but doesn't want to read 30pages of a Technical Manual
to understand what he's seeing.. This is another REALLY good flash movie,
well its not really a movie, its more of an interactive presentation..
so uhm ya. go..
Sent in by: Servo
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"Altavista
- 10 reasons to avoid Starwars" OMFG.. Toby Young
(the guy who authored this masterpiece) is a fucking genius.. he shares
so many of my views its not funny.. and to top it off, we've never met..
which means, theres more of 'us' out there.. those who believe the shit
that the media feeds us isn't worth chewing.. but to mearly spit it
out, and rely on our own shit for nurishment (sorry for the dirty imagry,
i hardly believe in fecal injestion). but ya, read this... its well
worth your time..
Nevertheless, industry analysts are still predicting it'll
gross more than $100 million by the end of the Memorial Day weekend
and eventually overtake "Titanic" to become the highest-grossing movie
of all time. It's as if Obi-Wan Kenobi had performed a Vulcan mind
trick on the entire population of the world. (Note to "Star Wars"
fans: I know the correct term is "Jedi mind trick." I deliberately
got it wrong to annoy you.)
Sent in by: Maddog666
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"Adminspotting"
ROFL!
Local copy here
Sent in by: Nite
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May
19th
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"Not
really from Diamond" ok, this is a Pure rant,
against the Video Card Manufacturer Diamond
MultiMedia its actually quite good, once you get 'into it'..
We had originally planned to actually offer some kind
of game or usefull application with our product, much like the real
companies do with their video cards. However, due to us going over
our budget of $4.45 in the production area, we were forced to use
a silly Unreal demo, and a fake Motorcross Madness coupon my homosexual
friend Steve printed in his basement the day before the video card
was released.
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"CNN
- MIT prankster turned dome into 'StarWars' Character"
This is total styles.. who ever did this is just pissing themselves
laughing. 'They' turned a dome ontop of a building into a replica R2-D2
unit.. and the left DONUTS!?!?!?
The student pranksters left a dozen doughnuts and instructions
for how to remove the installation. Campus officials said they will
leave the prank in place until Thursday morning.
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"eBay
- Playboy Braille Edition" hehe.. for 15bucks..
why not, you really can't go wrong..
This is a great conversation piece, The playboy 1998
December issue in braille. This would be a fantastic addition to any
collection ! and buy the way I attached a picture of the centerfold
below ! - Buyer pays $5.00 S/H - Personal Checks must clear prior
to shipment - Money Orders ship upon receipt. Thanks for your bid
!
Local mirror here
Sent in by: Stubbs
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Ok,
i think its time for one of my own rants, regarding the 'new' (i use
that term loosely) StarWars Movie coming out today. #1, chances are
i will choose NOT to watch this movie in theatres.. simply because this
is the 1st movie in the series, and it was turned down for production
over 22years ago, but the 4th 'episode' passed and was produced (the
movie we all know as 'StarWars'.. now back to my point, since this movie
was 'not good enough for production' then, what makes it good enough
for production now? yes, the story was succesful from the 4th episode
on, but think about it this way.. Who would want to watch 'John Connors'
Preschool days (referring to Terminator storyline).. No! unless your
some kinda sicko pedophile pervert, who loves the Terminator Series..
oh well.. my last problem is this, what happens if the movie is a bomb..
(NOT the bomb). Why ruin the memories of a wicked space western by putting
out an assy(thatsnotatypo) prequel.. Now, I know im gonna get some nasty
flame mail today, so bring it on..
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May
18th
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"eBay
- One Human Soul" hehe. more eBay fun.. and the
going rate is only 1$.. hrmm for the undying companionship in the 'afterlife'
oh well, I can find better ways of spending a buck.. then on some 17year
old soul.. Oh, since i know how much eBay likes to remove the funny
pages, i've taken the liberty to mirror it for all you late bloomers
:)..
One human soul. I will sign a legal document giving some
person full ownership of my soul. The buyer must provide the legal
document. Makes a great stocking stuffer!
Information about me:
Male
17 years old
Born in Washington D.C.
Local mirror here
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"The
B2 Flight Deck Panorama" k, this is for all you
plane buffs out there... This is what the B2 Bomber looks like in the
cockpit.. plus its one of those Circular Quicktime jobbies. so you can
control the view wif yer mouse.. its kinda neat, havn't seen anything
like this, since the Original MDK (shiny.com) Quicktime landscape shot
from like 2years back..
Sent in by: Spectre
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"Who's
yer daddy?(jpeg)" hehe. more Starwars fun.. check
it.. hehe. im still laughing over the "Don't Sass me Boy"
part.. :)
Local copy here
Sent in by: Ellis_Dee
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"www.dumblaws.com"
Argh!. I had no idea it was illegal to drag a dead horse down Younge
St. on a Sunday.. Fuck!. i guess now, i'll just have to occupy myself
with Church or something.. ugh. i dont know where they get these Lame
laws, but im sure they're relics of like some Pre-war/revolution crap..
I think its about time to remove all those gay laws.. you know, since
we are Generation X (well, technically im not, since i was born after
1978.. ) heres some paste from my birthplace..
Toronto
- You can't drag a dead horse down Yonge St. on a Sunday.
Sent in by: Skitz
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May
17th
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"LCD
Retains image without power" heres a neato article
regarding new LCD tech (well, technically its old LCD tech). and how
when you power it down, it still retains the last image displayed on
it.. (uhm kinda like that bad Robocop(the series) episode where they
determined the killer of a person by removing the top layer of his retna(eye
stuff) and 'scanning' it into a computer.. (HOW GAY! that isn't what
happens, oh well). just click it so you can be a geek :)..
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"ZDNN
- All urls lead to GeorgeWbush.com" ehhe, smart
man.. he purchased all the domains regarding his name before running
for president :).. oh well, since we all know he's a m0, no one will
vote for him..
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"Serbia,
the ultimate insult(jpeg)" all i can say is "Ouch"..
If i was serbian, i would seriously kick some neighbour ass..
Local copy here
Sent in by: Aphelion
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"StarWars
- Present in ASCIIMATION" OMG! this fucking rules!
infact, everyone go now, dont finish reading this, just click the link,
and watch all the beautiful ASCII frames.. ahh. its been so long since
i've seen 'Good' Ascii (or asscii)...
Sent in by: Wolf
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May
16th
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"Ass"
all i can say is.. thatsalottaasciiass.. and to be correct, thats an
infinite amount of streaming ass..
Sent in by: Rudedude
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"Quake3arena
Hack update" ok, well I usually dont indorse hacks
(I usually author them :).. but this is totally legit (from what the
readme tells me). anyway, this addon has uhm a bunch more skins for
the Visor model, and uhm 2 more maps (q3test3, q3test4) both are just
q3test2 with different weapons. But heres the kicker, it includes the
BFG10k (which I dont like, i prefer the classic BFG style not this modified
Plasma gun) and the Grenade Launcher(pistol?). anyway its on like 5megs,
so leech it and read the readme..
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"E3
Models - What we're really missing" wow. Now I'm
really regretting passing up my opportunity to goto e3.. oh well. I
guess i'll have to settle for QuakeCon this year.. argh.. but That Mplayer
chick *SPUNK* she must workout.. but those guy(gay) models have gotta
go (back to my dressing room, err..)..
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Fuck,
@home isn't making my updates any easier.. I can't stay connected for
more then 3mins before i get disconnected.. I think @home is in some
serious need of a backup server.. since whenever they "upgrade"
everything goes down.. one word.. Redundancy!..
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May
15th
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"Excite
- Toddler Rescued after falling down well" Ok, I'm
tired of reading crap like this. when will parents learn not to let
their kids wander around open 'sewer type dwellings'.. I think the parents
of this kid should be uhm..... Thrown down a well... ya.. thats it.
whatever..
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"Virtual
Talking Mom" For all you kids, who are away from
their mothers (don't worry, when your not there, i am.. ehhe) you can
visit the virtual nagging mom.. download your favorite 'MOM' sayings
and play them when your 'bad' :). its just she's there.. trust me..
Sent in by: Nimmitz
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"CNN
- E-mail doesn't have to be opened to unleash a virus"
uh oh.. f33r.. someone has finally figured out a way to encode a virus
into the 'header' of an email...
So what's the twist? Originally, the only way to contract
the virus was to visit a Web page and click an HTML link. Now, Russian
New Year can be sent via mass mail programs, with the link embedded
or as an attachment. Newer browser programs will automatically execute
CALL to fetch the embedded document or prepare to open the attachment
-- so the e-mail recipient needn't even open the e-mail to get infected.
Sent in by: _Psychic_ (sweetcheeks)
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