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 May
29th 
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"Wired
- Australia set to bury pr0n" Boi... I'm glad i
dont live in the facist nation of australia.. *snicker*.. it looks like
they (australian gov't) is trying to remove the freedom of speech, oh
wait.. who says australians have that right?.. i dont recall them having
a constitution? or even a declarion of independance.. oh well, they're
screwed.. its ok though, cuz they're all convicts.. (ok, thats enough
australia bashing).. but where else can you find kangaroos and koala's?..
thats what i thought..
 
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"Brunching
- Starwars unvieled" Done with your standard Brunching
Shuttlecock style.. it rules..
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"Burn
Bunny" alright, I don't get it.. but its kinda wierd..
but heres what i think is going on, this chick, is all pissy cuz her
Rabbit (no phalicies here) uhm, hrmm. what did the rabbit do? maybe
uhm, it tried to run away, so she douced it in Lighter Fluid, and burned
it!. yeah yeah!.. BURN!
Sent in by: NineSecSR
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"Foxnews
- Cox, Dicks Urge Tighter Controls On Technology Exports to China"
Fuck the article. read the title; its much more entertaining.. bhqhwhhwhahahahahh..
but if you actually plan on reading it, heres some pasties..
"That would be the worst of all possible worlds," Cox
told a House International Relations subcommittee, because China would
still get the technology but U.S. businesses and workers would be
harmed.
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May
28th
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"Geek
Gourmet - Geek inspired recipes" hehe.. I fit into
this catagory, infact, i should submit some of my recipes.. cept, that
they are VERY private.. and some even contain GHB (jk) :).. ohwell read
up.. this is how geeks get chicks.. no more trying to 'startrek' a chick
into a relation ship.. ( 'startrek' == talking about startrek and how
certain female characters would look better in a bikini rather then
their restrictive outfits, it never works :)
Sent in by: Hee-la (the man)
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"Tigger
Pr0n" hehe. i dunno if i posted this awhile ago,
but it looks like they've updated it a bit since then.. check it out,
its definatly good for a laugh...
Sent in by: Perlandra
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"Excite
- Starwars movie falls short of #1" ehehe. didn't
win that whole "highest grossing film of all time" award..
whooohoo! beaten by Jurassic Park!..
"Star Wars: Episode 1 -- The Phantom Menace", one of
the most widely anticipated movies in history, grossed about $61.8
million for the Friday-to-Sunday period, said its distributor, Twentieth
Century Fox.
By contrast, "The Lost World" pulled in about $72 million during the
Memorial Day holiday weekend of 1997. But with a tally of $102.7 million
since opening last Wednesday, "Phantom Menace" handily eclipsed the
"Lost World" five-day record of $98.8 million. It also broke "Lost
World's" single day record of $26.1 million when it opened to $28.5
million.
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"Starwars
- Lightsabers" a technological breakdown of how
a Light Saber should work, along with some misc. data.. its kinda cool.
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May
27th
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"CNN
- Guerilla warfare on the internet" hax0r hax0r
hax0r hax0r hax0r hax0r hax0r hax0r hax0r hax0r hax0r hax0r hax0r hax0r
hax0r hax0r hax0r hax0r hax0r hax0r hax0r hax0r
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"Excite
- Cell phone for prostitutes" What the fuck?.. you
gotta read this.. im totally not shitting you.. the canadian government
is going to buy Prostitutes Cellphones to insure their security, becuase
in BC theres this pesky Prostitute Serial killer.. Now, if you look
at this from my angle... you wont see a problem.. well, cept for the
phone buying part.. see, its called a job risk. if you want to be a
prostitute you have to understand that whole, 'getting killed by your
clients' thing.. oh well.. who needs job security anyway these days?..
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"CNN
- y2k spooks people into the hills" wow.. I dont
know what to say..... what kinda m0's are these people.. if they fear
y2k this much, chances are they have no idea what it actually is.. "Oh
look, something we dont understand, lets run from it and hide in those
rocky hills, and wait till society comes to a screeching halt on january
first 2000, cuz thats when the evil 200foot beast named y2k conquers
the world.." god damn.. i hope they die of disentary or something..
That would be ironic.. So scared of technology, that they get killed
by a 1000year old disease.
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"eBay
- ICQ #163896" Oh, god.. ICQ # FOR SALE! OMG!. oh
wait.. i dont care.. :)..
Local mirror here
Sent in by: Loki
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"C|Net
- Mp3 wins royalty dispute" whoohoo! oh wait, i
mean... Mp3's are bad, if you dont own the original CD/Tape/Vynil/8track/etc.
:)..
The RIAA sought to increase the 6.5 percent rate established
by the Library of Congress last year. The trade association at one
point said it and its members should receive more than 40 percent
of the revenue derived from sales of digital music.
Sent in by: The_Brain
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"Starwars
- Pants" heh. k, this is kinda funny, not really,
but amusing to all those geeky Starwars fans out there. its a series
of quotes from the starwars movies where some of the words have been
replaced with 'pants' or other words to take the meaning right out of
them :)..
Sent in by: Nite
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May
26th
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"Darwin
Awards - Medical Reference" well, this is just the
peice de la resitance (pardon muh french) and kinda added to the fox
injury line up on tv last night.. "America's Scarriest Train wrecks"
and "Biggest Morons caught on tape".. hehe. anyway. you get
to use yer imagination, cuz there is no video tape to back this up with..
but if yer really sick, scroll down to the 'Scrotum self repair' section..
*Bleh*..
Sent in by: Papercut
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"Mr.T
vs. Darth Maul" mmmm. Mr.T.. Man.. i really miss
the A-Team.. hrmph..
Sent in by: Dumbals
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"Milk
- Wheres your mustache?(jpeg)" more Starwars ep1
love.. in the form of a Milk add, now i dont know if this is actually
gonna be a milk add, but if it is.. it would oym!
Local copy here
Sent in by: Das
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"Spacious
Dick(jpeg)" hehehe.. gotta love those pesky unforseen
typo's that make the world easier to live with.. its almost freudian,
cuz this chick needs a huge dick in her life.. :) check it..
Local copy here
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"Hitachi
researchers show new DRAM-like memory" a followup
link, from a the past.. i forget the exact other link that this is referring
to, but its in my archives somewhere :).. anyway, geeks enjoy..
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"CNN
- Dead Soldier commited Suicide with 26 stab wounds"
More American bullshit from the media.. (well, its the media pointing
it out).. but we all know, that if 'you' were gonna commit suicide,
it would be; by stabbing yerself 26times.. wtf?. how stupid does the
media think we are, this reminds me of all those Swatt raids, when the
suspects, would 'commit suicide' when the swat team would enter the
'kill zone'.. oh well, who trusts the media these days anyway?
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"MSNBC
- Microsoft hires Linux spy team" heheh.. and to
top it off, this is being reported from Microsofts news team.. i dunno..
I can't explain it.. but... it appears that Bill is still frightened
of Linux.. and he should be.. but.. he's also a smart geek.. (course,
99% of real geeks are geniuses).. he's willing to wait and see what
people like about linux, and adopt those properties into the next MSOS..
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Ahhh.. nothing
like a nice vacation.. im finally almost well rested.. although my brain
is still swimming in a combination of Molson Export, and Jack Daniels..
but all is good. Oh, and I saw 'The Mummy' aswell. and its pretty funny..
think of it as a spruced up 'Army of Darkness'.. the humor is VERY similar,
so, if you enjoyed AOD, you'll prolly like this, even though Brendan
Fraiser is in it, (i'll never forgive him for co-starring with Pauly
Shore in Encinoman..) so ya, everything should return to normal, and
enjoy this HUGE update.
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May
21th
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"The
Illustrated Guide to Breaking your Computer" hehhe.
i myself have been tempted to do this one or twice to my computer..
but.. the quick realization that i've spent WAY to much fucking money
on it to go destroying it on a whim.. but.. now that i have multiple
computers.... its a living possibility that one day i will snap and
just destroy one of them..
Sent in by: Nite
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"Rubber-band.com
- AOL Must Die" bwhahahahah.. ok, a friend of mine
owns Rubber-band.com, and he recieved this email a couple days ago..
and in this page, is a screenshot of the email.. and naturally its fucking
hilarious.. and what makes it even funnier, is its from an AOL member..
just go :)
Local copy here
Sent in by: HiHat
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"CNN
- Lovejet replaces Viagra" I'm not gonna bother
ranting about this one.. since (if you've read my past additions) you
know how i feel about these 'libido' enhancers..
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"Excite
- Teenager shoots six Students at Atlanta school"
Ok, I'm getting fairly fed up with this trend.. after all, i just graduated
Highschool (well, not just, but a couple years ago).. and none of this
shit happened. it was all happy (thats what nearly drove me insane).
but... i didn't bring my guns to school, and shoot six people.. How
insecure do you have to be, to give up, and bust out yer gats' and start
shooting people.. if thats the only way you can straighten out your
life... theres one more option.. grab your gun, and a single bullet,
stick the gun in your mouth, smile, and pray.. thats the correct way
of doing things when you think your life sucks.. after all, as Euramous
Darwin said, "Only the strong survive"..
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Ok, for those
of you who don't know me, i have a life outside my webpage.. well..
This weekend (being May 24th weekend) I'm going away with a couple of
my close friends.. Therefore, i wont be here to update my page.. unless
there happens to be a computer in the place i'm staying (which i hope
to hell theres not, cuz this is one of the many things im vacationing
away from.. anyway.. all you kids out there in 'interland' have fun,
hug a tree, and make some enemies..
.Creator
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