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 June
18th 
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"Fertilize
the ass(jpeg)" heheh. k, this looks slightly modified..
but, its prolly funnier then the original.. anyway, im nut gonna ruin
it.. so click it..
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"The
Bunny food chain" heheh. <david suzuki voice>
yes, this once domesticated animal shown here (a rabbit) hunting down
its prey, the unliky target for todays special, is the Carrot. yes,
that once reluctant creature has avoided our studdies too long.. shown
here being stalked and attacked by a fluffy rabbit </voice>
Local copy here
Sent in by: Usteppin
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"eBay
- Everquest char. level 38ranger" hehe. wow, sold
for 30,000$ us.. thassalottamoola.. for a fucking Computer game character..
oh well, wealthy geeks, the world is full of them..
Local mirror here
Sent in by: Smash
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June
17th
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"Leet
Drive(jpg)" eheheh. this is definatly where im gonna
live someday.
Local copy here
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"Wired
- y2k Trademark" ahahahhaha.. trying to patent 'y2k'
hahahah... "Uhm yes, i'd like to own the rights to a bug that will
stop 100% of all old pc's at year end 1999"
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"Divx
is dead" DIE!.. Das is Nien DVD!.. hehe. oh well,
ya, about time this pseudo standard dies.. Oh, and I got this link from
Bluesnews the
other day.. so ya!..
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Oh,
and sorry for the late update, but @sshome decided to 'upgrade' my connection
all last night... 'upgrade' == take the router offline so all the subscribers
in my area have no connection to the net.. its prolly just some m0 tripping
over a cable and knocking it outa the hub.. oh well..
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June
16th
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"Perry"
hahahah. this is the life of a iguana from his perspective, its pretty
cool, i like how 'he' refers to man as a big monster :)..
Sent in by: Smash
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"how
to turn your car, into a Gettosled(tm)" OMFG!..
click this link now. and go through all the "next" buttons,
and read, and view.. its absolutly fucking hilarious!. its basically
how anyone can turn 20$ (us) and a car, into a 'Ghettosled'.. if i didn't
like my car, i'd sooo be out there now, 'fixing' it up :). i gotta paste
some of this.. here.
after you placed your toilet bowl freshner upon yee
rearview mirror, which not only looks cool but smellz nice, you car
will no longer reek. like, watch out, cus thosed urnal freshners are
habbit forming!@%$(*
Just make sure that you enlarge all the thumbnails on that page, cuz
you dont wanna miss anything..
This so gets my 'Seal of Approval' oh wait, i dont have a 'Seal Of Approval'
image.. hrmm.. i'll have to get one made. i'll keep ya posted on the
progess of this...
Sent in by: Nemesis
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"Ass
Grams" hahhahahahaha.. remember the "Virtual
Crack" the other day, well, this is an accompaning link.. not only
cuz it deals with Crack, but becuase you can email it to your friends..
(now its not the 'drug' crack, its worse.. its the 'ass' crack!.. feer!..
i already sent on to my boss, its your turn now :)..
Sent in by: Clouds
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"Excite
- Dairy whip tax-deductable for Sex Workers" hahahahah
i havn't stopped laughing since i started this update.. and its not
becuase im drunk.. i swear.. or high (cuz drugs are bad, but i have
nothing against alcohol).. oh and its not only Whip Cream that they
can now deduct, its Sex toys and bubble bath.. im waiting for lingerie
to be deductable :)..
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"CNN
- Super Computers for under 1000$?" k, this is where
the laughing stops.. this is just cool.. but i know.. it'll never happen..
so ya, geeks read on..
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June
15th
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"Internet
Service Providers Offer Computers in battle for clients"
how gay.. why not just offer Mail Order Brides?.. or uhm like free phone
sex or something.. hrm. or, maybe the phonesex places should take a
page from the isp book.. Start offering a crate of moist towelettes
to clients.. (if you dont know why, ask yermother)..
Sent in by: quj
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"Starwars
Holiday Special - The pics you wanna see" ehhe,
this is a nice spoof, i love the wookie part.
Sent in by: Iscariot
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"Virtual
Crack Online" haha, you can now send yer buddies
crack, for free, over the internet!.. go now!.. i sent my self some,
and its cool..
Sent in by: Rudedude
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"Keyboard(gif)"
I'd kill for a button like this..
Local copy here
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hrmm,
since the 13th my site has been down, along with a bunch of other hosted
on the same server, i have no control over this, but im still posting
links, and i was assured that it (The server) would be back up by last
night................................................. well, as you
guess it (since you obviously can't read this) its not up.. but ya.
hang tight..
Creator.
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June
14th
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"Dr.
Ruth - Sex note(jpeg)" heeh. now apparently alot
of people have already seen this (and infact it is pretty old) but..
when i saw it i nearly fell of my chair.. not cuz its a really poor
constructed chair, but because i was laughing so hard, that i was pretty
outta control. anyway. heres a local mirror..
Local copy here
Sent in by: Sombrefire
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"Chicks
suck - How (not) to get laid for guys" rofl! man,
this rules.. i gotta paste some.. this is from the "How TO get
laid" part, no thats not an error.. im serious.. :)
Be the biggest asshole you can be. If you ask a chick
out, and she says, "Let me think about it," tell her that you are
a busy person and you don't have time for her shit. She either says
yes or you say goodbye.
Interrupt their lame stories with stories about how cool you were
in high school. Do this constantly.
If your chick pisses you off, beat her. Women are like dogs, you have
to train them, and sometimes that means she has to get hurt.
Only go after the hottest chicks possible. Just pretend you aren't
interested in them. Tell them that they're fat, even if they weigh
104lbs. Tell them if they really love you, that they will have to
get breast implants.
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"Yahoo
- The Selling of Apple" uhm sounds good to me, nothing
like jumping ship before it sinks.. the only problem is...... they should
uhm.. get a huge insurance policy, and burn the fucking place down..
cuz i doubt anyone (but bill gates) would buy apple.. (notice i didn't
capitalize either name, to show a lack of respect)..
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June
13th
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"Britney
Spears Breast Pump" ehhe, no explaination here,
cept, that its a pretty funny shockwave presentation.. :)
Sent in by: Sombrfire
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"Christian
Sex Manual" holy shit, this is the funniest thing
i've ever read.. i gotta quote some of this.. its abso-fucking-lutly
hilarious!
At this point, dear reader, let me concede one shocking
truth. Some young women actually anticipate the wedding night ordeal
with curiosity and pleasure! Beware such an attitude! A selfish and
sensual husband can easily take advantage of such a bride. One cardinal
rule of marriage should never be forgotten: GIVE LITTLE, GIVE SELDOM,
AND ABOVE ALL, GIVE GRUDGINGLY. Otherwise what could have been a proper
marriage could become an orgy of sexual lust.
bwahahahahhhhhhhhhhahahahhahahahahahahahahahah
Sent in by: Shadow
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"DoJ
expert says 3000errors in Win98" wow, only? thats
a HUGE surprize.. oh wait, not its not.. anyway, bleh..
Sent in by: (drumroll) Tooool
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June
12th
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"Marylin
Manson - My views on Colorado" ok, read the "Mansons
essay published in rolling stone" it should be on 06/03/99 so it
wont appear as it displays, you'll have to scroll to read it..ok, this
is my take.. 1st of all, i hate marylin manson (morely his music). but
fuck.. this single man cuts the bullshit from the media, and tells it
how it is.. his images are black and white, theres no gray.. its all
yes/no, and no excuses.. read it, im serious, its good..
Sent in by: Ghaleon
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"Gamespot
- Piracy" this is good. its like an aolers guide
to piracy.. but its still funny.. so read!
Sent in by: Nite
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"Yahoo
- Actor DeForest Kelley Dead" *sigh* another father
of 'sci-fi' dies.. well, we all know he was a great man, and one helluva
sex machine on ST:TOS, if the name doesn't seem familiar, he was 'Dr.
McCoy' on StarTrek.. well, ya, one more loss to an ever depleting world..
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"Wired
- Light Speed travel possible (theoretically)" another
startrek related link, except this one provides hope for the future,
apparently ST Technology is possible (oh and we all that the 'transporter'
idea is about to happen, since in finland they were able to destroy
a photon and recreate it over a meter away, well i know its nothing
spectacular, but its a start).. anyway, read it, its not to techy for
an average guy..
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