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 July
7th 
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"German
Ad - Erickson phones" ROFL! this is almost better
then the spoofed iMac Ads.. :). just go.. the fucking corn cob kills
me.. but ya, this is an ad for the new Vibrating Battery pack, and ya,
you know those Germans, HUGE fans of Pr0n, and masterbating..
Local copy here
Sent in by: Spazz
 
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"NGR
- Japanese Game Title Generator" heheh. another
good one.. for anyone who knows Japanimation films (and their titles)
you'll get a serious kick outta this :).. heh, i got "Godzilla's
Party Gundam Testes"..
Sent in by: Disruptor
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"The
Shoulder(tm)" bwhahhahahahaha.. check this.. i wont
paste anything cuz that would ruin it.. its a product for your car..
its another mirror that mounts to your wind-shield, so you can see your
blind spot, but.. its the angle that this promotion takes thats hilarious..
go now!
Sent in by: _psychic_
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"DwC
- Homepage" Those pesky BC Cellular broadcasters
homepage.
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"ZDNN
- Does the Media Promote Hacking?" heh, i guess
"the media is the message" doesn't apply here.. since the
media is technically the target (or often the conveyance).. but ya,
its a shame, i wont be attending Defcon 7, like i hoped. but money and
a few problem heres (and deadlines) are preventing me from joining my
hax0r buddies.. oh well, no big deal, i'll catch it later.
"Every step in the evolution of hackers, the media has
gotten the story wrong," said Jon Katz, a media critic with Slashdot.org
and Wired Magazine.
"When the media uses the term 'hacker,' they are really talking about
vandals. It doesn't help that the media falls into the trap every
time."
Graffiti on the Net One indication of the media's effect on hacking:
Such unwelcome Web intrusions, at least anecdotally, are on the rise.
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July
6th
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"Mullet
Classification" rofl!. its not what your thinking..
now im not referring to the fish. nor would i post a link classifying
those fish (unless it looked really fucking cool or something).. anyway,
my paste below, has nothing to do with the link, its just the definition
of a "mullet".
mul.let \'m*l-*t\ n or mullet or mullets [ME molet,
fr. MF mulet, fr. L mullus red mullet, fr. Gk m] pl yllos; akin to
Gk melas black, Skt malina dirty, black 1: any of a family (Mugilidae)
of valuable food fishes 2: any of a family (Mullidae) of moderate-sized
usu. red or golden fishes w ith two barbels on the chin
Sent in by: Psychic (the womanizer)
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"Jar
Jar Binks ate my balls" whoohooo!.. bring on the
Jar Jar Binks Hate.. cept this is in the form of a *more* homosexual
Jar Jar character.. (yes, i used more, cuz why else would an alien with
a metre (3foot for all you rioting americans) tongue be sitting in a
forest looking for (jedi) "knights" :). oh well.. go its only
like 30secs of reading..
Sent in by: Skier
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"eBay
- Hackers Toolkit" Lol.. just go... (i suggest you
click my mirror at the bottom, cuz this link will be dead by the time
you click it. :)..
Local mirror here
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"Pac-Man
World Record set" ok, now i thought i was a geek..
but this guy, takes the cake.. he Beat the original Pac-Man (not that
wussy version "Ms. Pac-Man" or "Pac-Woman" <-- politically correct version)
on one quarter.. thats right.. just one.. but.. if you would take this
guy, and throw him into a modern arcade, im sure his head would explode,
looking at all the "Killer Instinct 400" standups..
Sent in by: Pyber
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July
5th
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"CNet
- AOL quites Cellular Broadcasts" ah, yes.. AOL
is trying to stop the Shoutcast broadcasts (since they own NullSoft
now :). oh well, atleast they're not trying to make money from it..
or, make it gayer by sticking banners and stuff in it..
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"Wired
- Private Lives bared on the internet" ehhe, more
on the shoutcast cell broadcasts, except this one refers directly to
the link i posted yesterday
Voices drift through the ether, over cell phones, from
somewhere in Vancouver, British Columbia.
In a heavy working-class Canadian accent, a man says good morning
to his girlfriend, who is half asleep. She asks him if there's any
coffee left.
Neither is aware that a hacker known only as DwC is capturing their
words with a Bearcat BC200XLT scanner, and netcasting their intimate
chat live onto the Internet with Shoutcast, a streaming MP3 service.
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"Bitch
Smax(jpeg)" OMG... this is hilarious, and it shows
good photoshop teknics (minus the afro.).. check it now!..
Local copy here
Sent in by: Ghaleon
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"Jennifer
Love Hewitt makes me retch" ROFL! this is way gay.
but its funny, check out the "shocking photo's" section for
some bad photoshop work.. if i did any of these, i wouldn't want to
claim responcibility for them :)..
Sent in by: Grassy
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July
4th
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"Shoutcast
- BCTel Cellular broadcast" heh. ya thats right.
if you live in British Columbia (Canada) and have a none GSM Cellphone,
your being monitored (well, prolly not all of you, just those around
the reciever of whoever is encoding this).. but ya, this is hilarious,
i've been listening to it since yesterday.. hearing stories about concerts,
and house parties, and even a few drug deals.. its like a living soap
opera. except that the chicks in BC are fucking idiots (thats right,
prove me wrong). there was one girl, who couldn't stop swearing, and
it wasn't an angry swear, it was a casual "shit fuck fuck shit
shit my son has a big head fuck ass".. oh well.. listen.. its funny..
Sent in by: Nattyboy
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"www.girlswithanimals.com"
i can't fucking believe that htis domain is taken.. (not that i'd want
it).. out of all the shit that i could think of, none is worse then
the premise behind this Web site... so ya, dont click that link, unless
your into that kinda stuff..
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"The
Real Power Macintosh" ahha. these guys at RMIT University
(in austrialia) did what i'd do with a broken mac (well, i'd do it to
a non broken one aswell though).. they came across a power mac laptop
with a buss'ed LCD screen, so it is affectly worthless. so, they grabbed
some loose wires and connected some stuff that shouldn't be connected,
then plugged it in, check it out.. its actually pretty cool.. i like
it.. especially the before and after pictures.. (And the during pics
are even funnier)..
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Oh,
and Happy Independance day you foolish americans.. Riot in the streets
for me..
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July
3rd
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"BBCNews
- Paris revive Paris Mean Time" and you thought
the french were gay becuase of their large homosexual population.. well,
heres another reason.. bickering over time zones..
Sent in by: Servo
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"Disposable
Salamanders" Ok, i think i posted this link awhile
ago, like when i first started to do my "whacked ass links"
page.. but ya, its still funny, so ya, go buy your disposable salamanders.
:)..
Sent in by: Atlaz
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"Hot
Curry(jpeg)" ok, i dunno if this is fake or not,
but its kinda (almost) disturbing, so kids, dont click this link.. (ya,
like when i was a kid, i never listen to warnings :).. but ya, this
is one reason why i wont eat curry.. but.. (no pun intended) this could
just be a very good photoshop project :)..
Local copy here
Sent in by: Usteppin
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"eBay
- One Indy car racing team" hehe.. its amazing what
you can buy with a suitable credit rating and an internet ready computer..
Local mirror here
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July
2nd
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"Designer
Reactor - Mutilations, Udder Insanity" ehhe. k,
this isn't flash, but it looks like it. its a neato game where you have
to milk cows before they either explode, implode or just die.. and no..
you dont get to mount the cows.. so its strickly a milking process,
no humping.. but enjoy, my high score was 850pts. but i suck..
Sent in by: Mr.Kite
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"STI
- Search for terrestrial intelligence" yup, just
another knock towards "SETI@home" oh well this is cool, it
seems to focus on everything i like. ie, Quake, Netradio and just plain
having fun at other peoples expenses.. oh well, its cool, check it :).
Sent in by: Vass
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"Christian
Analysis of American Culture - Southpark review"
hehe, this is a review of the new southpark movie from our (well, not
my locals, cuz it says "AMERICAN") Chrisitan Zealots. this
is fucking hilarious.. you gotta read it. oh and theres more of these
christian reviews here
Satan is portrayed as the homosexual lover of Saddam Hussein
and is portrayed as a sensitive, loving and caring being. Hussein
waves his disembodied male member around. And it was not a cardboard
drawing like most other images of the movie -- it was of photographic
resolution. The most foul of the foul words was clearly spoken *by
the children* at least 131 times and many other times in a muffled
or garbled way. The three/four letter word vocabulary was used at
least 119 times. God's name in vain was used 11 times without the
four letter expletive and 6 times with it. And many times the child
characters were saying things like "What's the big deal" (about the
foul language). "Suck my --", "Let's ([homo]sexual intercourse)",
and repeated questions about a female private organ were but a very
few of the vulgar expressions used by the kids.
Sent in by: Disruptor
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"MSNBC
- The ups and downs of Seti@home software" hehe,
a followup on the new versions of the seti@home client.
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July
1st
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"ZDNN
- Game employee fired for auction gaffe" hehe, for
those of you know dont know, a 'gaffe' is a misuse of ones 'powers'
or uhm like a mistake :). anyway, apparently someone at Origin (they
did Ultima Online); was selling gold coins and buildings on eBay...
(yup you'll recall some of the links i've posted in the past.. i'd tell
you to check the archives, but i havn't updated that section in awhile
:).. so ya. check it..
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"Wired
- Back Oriface 2000" OMG!. check this out. it reads
like a description of winamp :).. with this new version, you can write
Plugins for BO!.. and guess what.. it will feature NT support, and uhm..
High end encryption :).. i feer.. beware my children of a lesser god..
there is light at the end of the tunnel..................
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"The
Register - Intel to cancel dual Celeron combo" great....
one of the best things Intel has done to the processor market (the Celeron).
This 'little' chips compete with there equal mhz counterparts the P2's
rather well.. and infact. when mixed with some knowledge and a dual
p2 (bx/lx) board, they make one mean server.. not that i'd know. im
still working on the cash to buy a dual board (prolly an Asus, or a
Supermicro). but i'm accepting donations :).. (ya right, you guys dont
even click my banner :). but thats ok, im not forcing you to do anything..
oh well, ya, anyway intel is gonna try to disable SMP checks on the
chips. so stay tuned...
Sent in by: Pyber
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