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August 29th
"Send a turd" lol.. definatly for those "hard to shop for" people.. :) cuz when ya think about it.. you can never have to much "shit".. and this site proves it beautifully.. (well the html sucks, but the point gets across)..
Sent in by: ^_Toxic_^
"Bitch'in Fast 3d(jpeg)" rofl. this was funny the first time i saw it.. in the back of a friends "PC Power Magazine" (atleast i think that was the mag..) this is cool, someone with some serious photoshop skills busted this out.
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Sent in by: quj

"Expert-Sex-Change.com" lol.. this domain could have been registered better.. cuz i totally confused it when i first read it.. its suposed to read "Experts Exchange" not "Expert Sexchange".. heh. simple mistake.. but.. if their exchange business fails, they can always switch to a pron site without the hassle of registering a new domain :)..
Sent in by: Skier
"Bugnet - IE5 and netscape 4.61 password" well, this really doesn't affect me, cuz no one uses my boxes, and getright grabs all my downloads before IE knows that it doesn't own my computer :).. oh well this is pertaining to the "ftp://username:password@ftpsite.ip.com/filename.ext" in the status bar of browsers when dling files.. oh well its a short article and its worth the read..
 
August 28th
"Lobster Cam" ROFL! this is fucken awesome.. the only thing that sucks is.. it updates every 2mins.... i would love it; if it would update every like 30secs.. "REAL TIME LOBSTER CAM!" heh. oh well, im gay..
Sent in by: Tooooool
"Synaesthesia" Whoa check this shit out.. its a plug for win9x, and it 'listens' to the music your soundcard is playing, and output leet visuals that go along with the "music" so its not really a 'winamp' plugin or something like that, but it should/would work with winamp.. so ya. check it..
"South China morning post - Malaysia Banned from Undernet" about fucking time.. it only took like a 180,000 glines to the *.my domain to get this permaban..

"ABCNews - Merging the machine" more on 'Wearable Computers'..

 
August 27th
"Hax0r brother 'zine" finally refound the link, here it is.. if you've never seen a hax0r brothers newsletter check'em out. their hilarious!..

"how a hacker chooses his clothing" lol. i love flow charts!..

"Spoon quiz 99" heh, take this test, and get all 13 questions right, and ya win 100$.. you can't go wrong.
Sent in by: Numbelvis
 
August 26th
"bumpersticker (jpg)" LOL.. check it..
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Sent in by: Vass

"In the name of jesus, Virus be gone! (jpg)" hehe. this one is more gay, but its funny cuz im not religious, but i'd love to stick a virus on a preachers computer just to watch him 'exorcise' it :)..
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Sent in by: Hee-saq

"Washington Post - Get Rich Click" hehe. straight from the horses mouth, well, ya kinda, since Washington has like the most t1's per capita (its like 1/10,000 people or something insane like that.. anyway, this is good, but if you think it sucks, print it on yer dot matrix, and give it to yer parents..
 
August 25th
"Yahoo - Dell ID's oldest working PC" well, this definatly beats mine.. my old 8088, running at 8mhz... anyway. this is really cool of Dell; what they did was they held a contest to find the oldest working PC, and the winner got a shitload of Dell hardware (including servers/notebooks/etc).. anyway, feer the winner.. the computer is a couple years older then me :)..
"Prurient Latin Vocabulary; Greek Sex" Now this is stuff they dont teach you in school.. and im not gonna ruin it by pasting any part of it :). this will just make it easier to insult your Greek friends.. the only things its missing is the phonetical wav files that should accompany such a vocab...
"APBOnline - Mitnick gets Token Sentence" woowooo.. in 10months Kevin Mitnick will be a free man.. not that i really care.. its just that a guy who was sent to prison without trial, and without any chance of parol; who's said to have commited hienous acts of computer fraud, kinda gets me down.. even though i dont live in the US.. and the RCMP would catch so much shit if they tried to pull what the US Gov. pulled on mitnick.. oh well. read..
 
August 24th
"Lab Technition charged with Radioactive assault" hehe. this guy has the right idea.. instead of being an Nehanderthal and just bashing or striking someone he doesn't like, he wises up, grabs some "P32 isotope" (ya whatever that is). and stuck some around his desk.. heh. read it...
"The Brooklyn Witch Project" bhwhahahahah.. check this out.. its a full mockery.. like.. just go, im not gonna ruin it with paste..

"Denver Post - Pastor calls Pokemon Poison" hehe fucken crazy zealots.. just looking for shit to point that crooked "holy'er then thou" finger at.. Some dipshit pastor Colorado Springs (uhm ya isn't this really close to that place where those guys in the trench coats capped a couple students in a school?)..
To make his point, Juvera burned Pokemon trading cards with a blowtorch and struck a plastic Pokemon action figure with a 30-inch sword. Juvera's 9-year-old son then tore the limbs and head off a Pokemon doll.
During the demonstration, the children chanted: "Burn it. Burn it,'' and "Chop it up. Chop it up.''
Manufacturers of the hugely popular Pokemon products, including Nintendo and Hasbro Inc., said they've never heard of Pokemon being associated with the occult.
Sent in by: BFF
"Penny Arcade - Flash" heheh. this is a perfect example why i hate flash...
Sent in by: Ellis_Dee
 
August 23rd
"Got Sperm?" lol, uhm this is a spoof on the 'Got milk' campaign, cept, its got Liv Tylor (sp?).. that chick from uhm, Armageddon or whatever.. anyway. read the fine print at the bottom...
"Crack Whore Diet Plan(jpg)" bwhahahahahahahahahah
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Sent in by: Ellis_Dee

"A Different smile for my friend" if this doesn't irratate you, theres something wrong with you.. or you still watching that "dancing baby" mpeg.......
Sent in by: quj
"Airoplan inflight saftey booklet(jpg)" bwhahahhaahahhahahahahahahah....
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August 22nd
"ZDNN - MS Word translations called sexist" heh, silly mexicans.. fighting for equal rights.. will they never learn.. err wait.. it worked (or is working) in canada and the us.. hrmm.. k. forget i mentioned it..
Sent in by: Toooool
"When coke machines go bad(jpg)" LOL...... Think Silence of the lambs...
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Sent in by: Ellis_Dee

"Funny Windows Images" ehhe. more windows(tm) bashing.. check it..

"The Real Windows, The ultimate Solution(jpg)" this is kinda gay.. but its funny for those linux lovers out there..
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Sent in by: Usteppin