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September 7th
"The Blair Sandwitch Project" k, i apologize now, cuz its an Angelfire site, so expect banner popups.. but its pretty funny, so enjoy.

"ZDNN - Merced kicking ass?" you'll noticed i stuck in the "?".. well thats because when the chip was sent to the 'testers' (originally) it was laughed at when compared to a similar Alpha Chip.. and i mean "LAUGHED" at, like "AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA" as if it was some Internal Intel Joke.. anyway. go ahead and read, afterall it is ZDNN.. and ZD* owns me..
"ABCNEWS - Teen charged with Hacking" heh, 'they' apparently caught the guy who hax0r3d the US Armies web site.. well.. all i can say is, your (or your country) is only as strong as it weakest link.. and whether its found by a domestic terrorist, or a foriegn one makes no difference..
"Elf Living on a Giant Penis(jpg)" hjahahahahahah. i have no idea what this is refering to, but its hilarious.. (and im sure a graduate of some leet hax0r art school drew it too :)..
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Sent in by: dk

 
September 6th
"Buffo the Worlds Strongest Clown" heh, and i think i might just hire him for my sites birthday party.. now that would be leet..
Sent in by: SirHugh (Hugh-rl)
"Mutaniod-Humaniod" heres some weird flash, but its kinda cool.. check it out, if yer into that whole 'flash thingy'...

"Space Moose - The Felatio Barn Project" its just like the SpaceMoose to 'ruin' something thats so cool.. well, actually, i think its a funny 'spinh0ff' of the Blair Witch Project, which i still think is a Really Good Movie; simply because theres nothing like it out there..
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Hey, guess what, I totally forgot when I created this site... and yup, you guess it.. September 1st 1998 was my first entry.. and uhm ya, that would be 5days ago.. so Happy belated birthday to my site.. and just for old memories.. heres a link to that month (from my archives) September 1st 1998.. (and yes i know the layout sucks, so dont bother emailing me about it, thats why i've changed it a couple times since then :)..
.Creator

 
September 5th
"Legal Brothel Directory" hahahaha. check this list before planning any bachelor vacation. ahhahahahahah

"The Rotunda - Fat Sexual positions" ROFL.. Yes.. while i was searching on the net; i found this neato site.. and it caters to us really fat people (lol, ya, me really fat..).. anyway. cehck it out.. theres so much good shit here, im gonna paste some :)..
Here's why I'm stressing stretching: The modified missionary starts out with him between her legs, and inserting. Then she brings her legs flat, and he swings one leg over one of her so that it's around her waist. She brings that leg toward the other one, and he swings his other leg over so that he's now straddling *her*, her legs closed around his hard penis.
as if fat sex wasn't complex enough, he has to 'poorly' describe the act, instead of using stick figure drawings.. how can this webmaster respect himself...... (lol)
"X-Ray Archive" its amazing what people put in thier bodies..
Sent in by: Nattyboy
 
September 4th
"eBay - Voodoo4 Graphics Accelerator" ehhe. well you can totally tell that this is a spoof.. well, not really a spoof, more of an insult.. you've gotta see it.. who ever did this HATES 3DFX :)..
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Sent in by: Tooooooool

"Gobler Toys" this site is just wierd.. but kinda cool, its about toys that will never be.. and uhm some that you've forgotten :)..
Sent in by: Sir Hugh (Another hugh-rl)
"Traffic Signs Story" now i apologize now, theres a bunch of those gay "ok dialogs" that come up when loading this page, i was tempted to mirror this site and edit that bullshit out, but then i thought "bah, its not mine to fuck with". so ya. its funny none the less..
 
September 3rd
"CNET - Intel 700mhz" k, the part about the pIII-700mhz is kinda boring, but the part close to the bottom about the Merceds chip is neato.. i feer..

"Burn all GIFs Day" ahhaha. apparently Unisys is making some site pay upto 5000$ to use their patent (and ancient) Gif technology.. oh well, fight the power, and embrace the jpeg :)..
Sent in by: Toooool
"Internet Mapping Project" Whoa, this is some cool shit, course, it really doesn't make sense to try and map the internet in this graphical fashion :). but it still makes neato art.. infact, its almost background material..
Sent in by: Bosco
"Rock'em Sock'em Kitty Kat" hehe. some funny flash stuff..
Sent in by: _Psychic_
 
September 2nd
"Christian Racing" k, this is kinda wierd/gay... im not sure which. so, judge for yourself...
Sent in by: Atlaz
"MSNBC - Scientists Crack Net Security Code" uhm. they claim they've cracked the RSA-155, and that they are the first.. well, see, hax0rs wouldn't tell anyone that they've cracked that code.. since everyone uses it for Net Transactions.. i mean, everyone from international banks, to your average Joe m0 who buys shit on eBay.. oh well.. anyone can 'claim' anything these days..
Sent in by: Tooooooool
"CyberSauce" uhm i dont get it...

"The Secrets of my Sex-Cess" hahahahaha. this is definatly 'tongue in cheek'. since we all know Monks never get 'any' :)..

 
September 1st
"Guns-n-babes" OMFG! hahaha. this is hilarious.. only one problem.. its a pr0n site.. well, more of a 'nude women appreciation' site.. so ya, if yer under 18, yer nut supposed to click this link (but i could care less, so go ahead) :)..
Sent in by: ^Smash
"ZDNN - Japans Search for a Local 'bill gates'" hahahaha. Japan is tired of the US taking all the credit for having software Genius's.. (course thats not true, cuz the team developing Team Fortress comes from Japan - i think.... :).. anyway. its an alright read, apparently they (japan) is willing to give upto 900,000$ USD to the top 100 local software engineers...
Sent in by: Toooooool
"eBay - Remote Controlled Fart Machine" LOL!. go now!
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"kinkycards.com" ahhaha.. ok, whenever you have an event of which your not sure where you can get an digital card for, this is the place.. i love the "FROM MASTER WITH LOVE" card section.. im just looking for someone i can send'em to :)..
"CNN - Hotmail hacked" yup it had to happen.. and needless to say, i could care less.. nothing in my hotmail account was for my eyes only, its just for spam, and forms that "require" and email address.. but i have seen people who use thier hotmail acct for business stuff (which is totally UNPROFESSIONAL).. infact i've got a couple business cards here with hotmail addrs. on'em..
"Washington Post - Digital Wiretaps?" GAH!. this sounds bad... apparently the FCC (Federal Communications Council) is pushing phone companies and service providers to all for digital wiretaps to 'listen' on digital traffic.. they mention something about 'packet monitoring' but they dont quite explain what they mean.. but.. it could be that they are able to listen to all your internet packets as they are sent and received.. so theoretically they could 'tap' your internet visits..