"Cartoon girls i wanna Nail!"

Screw the girls of the Internet! I mean, don't get me wrong, I dig internet porn like the next guy, but my love still stands with all that which is created with the human hand...the cartoon.
Ever since I was a little child, I understood the beauty of the female anatomy. Nothing turned me on more than to sit there in front of the television and watch Josie and the Pussycats or the more real life imitation that followed, Jem. My friends all thought I was queer because I watched all of the girl cartoons. It's funny, because I thought they were all queer.

"CNN - British youth have the most sex (says condom survey)"

"This provides an interesting contrast with previous surveys, which have rated the French as the most romantic nation and the best lovers," the survey said.
"Perhaps they just have a lot to live up to!"
The survey said American youth started sex at the lowest age and had the highest number of sexual partners at an average of 7.5 partners.
Young adults in the United Kingdom had sex the most frequently at 133 times a year, closely followed by the Americans at 128 times a year.

"Excite - Virginia proclaimed Internet Capital"

San Francisco, it was pointed out, deserves the title more than any other city, since it is America's most connected metropolis.
But there was better logic in saying there is no Internet capital, since by its nature the Net is supposed to be a diffuse worldwide network.
The whole point of the original American military networks that spawned the Internet was that they were distributed, so that communication could continue in the event of a Cold War nuclear attack.