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 October
7th 
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"biker
shirt - If you can read this...(jpg)" hehe. now
this was sent in by two seperate people, one person emailed me the image,
while the other found the link and sent it to me. so here are the credits..
Local copy here
Sent in by: Kizzite and James(God)
 
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"The
Un-Telligent Test" bhahhaha... k, take this test
its only like 20 questions, so it shouldn't take that long.. heres my
score...
Sorry about the bad news. For the record, you are:
37% Un-telligent!
which is significantly lower than the current average of 60%
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"ZDNN
- unplugged, the biggest hack in history" heeh i
wanna be these guys..
"My parents taught me good ethics, but I have departed
from some of these, lost my way sometimes," the letter states. "I
was 25 and living at home. No job, and no future... . All I ever really
wanted was to work with computers."
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October
6th
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October
5th
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October
4th
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"Dr.
Joel Kaplan's Nipple Enlargement System" uhm ya,
more on enlarging parts of your body for sexual pleasure, cept, i have
no reason to enlarge my nipples. infact, that idea kinda grosses me
out..
Sent in by: Focksie
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"BBC
- A rocket with extra pepperoni" uhm Pizza Hut is
going all out, in this advertising war against (some other pizza guys)
:).. their painting a 30foot logo on the side of Russia's next satellite
launcher...
Sent in by: Tooool
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"Yahoo
- Rocket Cars, are now here" and here i am dumping
a shitload of money into my 1972 Pimpm0bile.. when i could mortgage
my house and buy one of these puppies..
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"Herbal
Fiberblend - Excellent Colon Cleanser" hehe, make
up a bunch of this stuff before you goto a 'drinking' party where everyone
crashes. mix a bit up, put it into a glass or whatever, and let it be
served :). and take plenty of pictures heheheh..
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October
3rd
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"Official
#pooltoys website" Dear god.. whats wrong with some
people.. k, this site looks nice, and everythings cool, even some of
the pictures are nice.. but theres *one* link you can't miss. thats
the OPINIONS
section.... ya, these people actually review inflatable pool toy's as
'boinkable'... im worried..
Sent in by: Flatline (our own cabana boi)
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"The
Register - Leaked email exposes MS charity as PR excersize"
theres a big surprize.. microsoft engineering a good image for itself?..
<sarcasm> No... Not microsoft... </sarcasm> this just proves
so many points im not gonna list them all, cuz you wouldn't read'em
anyways :)..
Sent in by: TOoOoOol
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"Newgrounds
- Seal Fun" hehe. more fun from the people who brought
you 'Pico' and uhm the 'teletubbies do drugs'.. :). hehe. go its good
old fashion shockwave fun.
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"C|net
- Ebay sells for $1.25 on bogus auction" heheheheh.
about time someone does it. (oh and i know this is an old link, but
i forgot to post it ages ago, and i just found it this morning..
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"MSNBC
- Why should you get a chip implant?" ACK! im waiting
for the government to make these manditory. (if they do, i'd be the
first one with a scalple *after* the operation hunting this bastardized
tracking chip. but ya, its similar to the ones you stick in yer dogs
(the chips, im not talking about anything else here :) so when they
get lost, a vet can 'scan' yer dog and find out yer address and phone
#.. but ya, this is a pretty good read none-the-less.
How’d you like to avoid waiting in lines for the rest
of your life? Breeze through everywhere like you owned the place.
Watch lights snap on, doors open automatically, money pop out of ATMs
as you approach. Never have to show an ID, buy a ticket, carry keys,
remember a password. You’d leave stores loaded with packages and waltz
right past the cashiers. You wouldn’t have to carry a wallet. Ever.
Family and friends could find you instantly in any crowd.
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"Headlice.org
- Headlice for kids Coloring page" bwhahahahahahahhahahahahaha
this is SOOOO a-gay.. but im tempted to print it out and color it...
i dunno why.. but its been awhile since i busted out my crayons and
'spread some wax'.. :)..
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October
2nd
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"Jesux"
now before all you get mad at me, for *not* posting yer names as a "sent
in by", i found this one fair and square :). it arrived in my mailbox
as part of my ISP "keep in touch with customers" email :).
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"Router
Pr0n" ROFL. this is similar to the "Furniture
Sex" and the "Phone Sex" link i posted ages ago, cept,
this is for geeks only; cuz who else would appreciate 2 Cisco routers
having 'alittle of the old in-out, in-out'..
Sent in by: (I forgot the name, so uhm bitch at me
later :)
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"segfault
- CyberSex" LOL this is a long read. but its hilarious..
Wellhung: I find the bathroom and it's dark. I'm feeling around for the toilet. I lift the lid.
Sweetheart: I'm waiting eagerly for your return.
Wellhung: I'm done going. I'm feeling around for the flush handle, but I can't find it. Uh-oh!
Sweetheart: What's the matter now?
Wellhung: I've realized that I've peed into your laundry hamper. Sorry again. I'm walking back to the bedroom now, blindly feeling my way.
Sent in by: ^_ToXiC_^
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"Enema-fun
(aka enema-sex.com)" uhm there are some SERIOUSLY
fucked up people out there, and once again, it isn't me this time...
Sent in by: sod
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October
1st
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