and here for halloween are the Top 10 Reasons, why trick-or-treating is better then sex..

The Top 10 Reasons Why Trick-or-Treating Is Better Than Sex:
10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9) If you get tired, you can wait 10 min. and go at it again.
8) The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
7) You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.
6) It's okay when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you are.
5) Forty years from now, you'll still enjoy candy.
4) If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.
3) It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2) Less guilt the morning after.

And the #1 Reason Trick-or-Treating Is Better Than Sex:

1) You Can Do The Whole Neighborhood!!!

"Excite - Bras were conductor in Lightning Deaths"

"This is only the second time in my experience of 50,000 deaths where lightning has struck the metal in a bra causing death, but I do not wish to over emphasize any significance," the coroner said.
The two women, Anuban Bell, 24, and Sunee Whitworth, 39, had been sheltering under a tree in the park during a thunderstorm on September 22.

"SJMercury - Models' Eggs to be auctioned online"

Infertility groups have expressed disgust at the offer, saying it turns human life into a commodity. But photographer Ron Harris says his offer is a reflection of American society, where beauty can be purchased by the highest bidder.
The Web site, www.ronsangels.com, has pictures of eight models offering their eggs for sale. The bids start at $15,000 and can go as high as $150,000. Harris told The New York Times in a story published Saturday that the Web site had already received a serious bid of $42,000.

"Salon - Swallowing Pig Semen, Miracle Cure?"

Will semen spurting out of a hog's penis provide the next wonder drug for humanity?
Lusty sows might regard swine spunk as sexy, and Nebraska pig-ranchers accept it as a procreating necessity, but ordinary humans undoubtedly view oinker jism as a repulsive fluid they'd rather not think about.
Pig sperm doesn't bore Canadian researchers, however. Frances Pothier and his Department of Animal Sciences colleagues at Quebec's Laval University are presently attempting to transform hog wads into an array of growth hormone (GH) pharmaceutical products, notes the November issue of Nature Biotechnology.

"Globe and mail - Univ. Refuses to honour Bill Gates"

Other senators took issue with a 1998 Microsoft deal that offered professors $200 if they mentioned -- or used -- Microsoft programming tools in a scholarly presentation. Others pointed to the fact that Microsoft is fighting an antitrust case with the U.S. Department of Justice.
Mr. Gates was aware of the debate. A Microsoft spokeswoman said the company does not comment on such internal matters, adding, "The university has the right to bestow these honours to whomever they choose and congratulations to the person they decide to make the winner this year."

"Classifieds - Personals"

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