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November
14th
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"BSA
- Software Watch Dog Attack Software Piracy" whoa,
this is some mean shit... apparently 25kids got busted for hanging out
on an IRC (#warez4cable) channel.. ugh.. chances are most of them were
guilty.. but.. their just kids......
Sent in by: Shiznat

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"Police
say computer game may have prompted Brazil shooting spree"
heheh check the paste...
Local news reports on Thursday quoted police as saying
Mateus da Costa Meira, 24, a computer devotee, may have copied a scene
from a popular three-dimensional game "Duke Nukem," when he killed
three people and left eight wounded in the theater at a posh shopping
mall in Brazil's biggest city.
Sent in by: Tooooool

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"Ben's
LEGO Millennium Falcon" hehe. with a little imagination
and a lotta Legos, this little baby can be yours..
Sent in by: Flatline

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"Simply
Pr0n(jpg)" ROFL, a spoof on a "Palm Pilot"
Ad.. check it out..
Local copy here

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"Salon
- More Mahir" if i were this guy, i'd kill myself,
and blame it on the internet..

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November
13th
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"Excite
- I Kiss You" hehe more for our Turkish friend..
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"This
Weeks Prostitution Arrest Photos" rofl, this is
the sorriest bunch of saps on the planet.. how can you get arrest for
paying a solisister for sex? well, ok, most of these guys dont look
too smart (smaert) . They vary from 25-58 so im sure the Gene pools
are fairly fresh fresh in some case; but these older folks, Why are
they arresting them? they prolly can't even 'get it up' like, can't
the police go easy on the Seniors.. or even. offer them some kinda "Seniors
Discount" on their fines?.. oh well.. Im sure a couple of these
guys have 'handicap' stickers for their cars too, so you really can't
blame'em..
Sent in by: Flatline

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"Scary
Squirrel - Naughty 3some(gif)" ROFL k, dont open
this if theres anyone else in the room with you...
Local copy here
Sent in by: DopeSmaq

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"The
Worlds Smallest Political Quiz" heh. some neato
Javascript here.. simple test, 9clicks and you should be complete..
Sent in by: Atlaz

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November
12th
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"Excite
- US Judges critisize latest internet pr0n law"
hrmm...
The new U.S. law would make it a federal crime for commercial
Web site operators to expose children under 17 to material deemed
harmful. Government officials have been barred from enforcing it,
however, because of a preliminary injunction imposed in February by
a U.S. district judge who said he believed the law might violate the
constitutional right to free speech under the First Amendment.
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"The
Pulpit, You and your little dog too" eheh, a good
article on the resent Microsoft Case...especially the stuff that didn't
hit the press..
Sent in by: Matt (God damnit, Send me your nick :)..

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"Build
your own religious cult in minutes" ROFL..
Is the glass half empty of half full? That all depends
upon who is looking at it. The case is similar with the Bible. For
thousands of years man has been putting his own spin on Religion and
the Scriptures and now so can you. Simply select the beliefs that
are most advantageous to you and ‘The Cult Construction Set’ will
generate actual Bible scriptures to support these beliefs. Now you
too can start your own Cult in the comfort of your home!
Sent in by: Flatline

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"The
Mentos Faq" LOL Check out the "Commercial Synopsis"
they own me...
A sassy young lady sashays past an open air French style
cafe, gaining the attention of a business man, and at the same time
interrupting his newspaper enjoyment. As she glides past, a footwear
malfunction occurs, leaving her sans one heel. She reaches for her
secret freshness inducer, Mentos. After administering a piece of the
magic elixir of nuttiness, she breaks off the remaining spike, proclaiming
to the world her resourcefulness, and endless freshness. The man in
the cafe is undoubtedly impressed.
Sent in by: The_Brain

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November
11th
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November
10th
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"www.letsmasterbate.com"
this is another domain that i can't believe actually got registered..
i better register "RabidRabbitRoughSex.com" before someone
else does...
Sent in by: Katester

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"The
NRA's KOOKY KIDS KORNER" ROFL
Sent in by: Flatline

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"The
Origins of Monkey Butter" uhm this is kinda gay.
but funny none the less. since i've had conversations like this in a
public place :)..

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"Wired
- Why the DVD hack was a cinch" more info on the
recent "hacking" of the DVD "code".. check it out..
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"Excite
- Paramedics Rush Toy to hospital" apparently someone
found a Alien toy (described below) in a subway, and mistoke it for
a unborn(born) fetus.. *shrug* i'd have to see one of these toys to
comment.. err wait, no i dont.. im an asshole. i can shoot my mouth
off all i want :). Ya, these fucken brits arn't getting smarter.. thats
whatcha get for years and years of inbreeding in the Royal family..
blah..
Officials closed down Buckhurst Hill station in Essex,
northwest of London late on Sunday -- Halloween night -- fearing a
woman had had a miscarriage, a London Underground spokeswoman said.
They had found an alien egg toy, the latest toy craze to hit the London
area. It contains what looks like an tiny unborn child curled in a
fetal position and suspended in a gooey placenta-like substance.
"Paramedics thought the toy alien was a human fetus, and the mistake
was only discovered when it was examined in hospital," said the Underground
spokeswoman.

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November
9th
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"Slashdot
- Australia Censor Overload" hehe. check this out..
"The Australian Broadcasting Authority has taken Australia
to new heights of ignorance following hot on the soon to be implemented
draconian Broadcasting Services Amendment (Online Services) Bill.
It has proposed to introduce an access restriction system where Net
users will have to supply personal details if they wish to access
R-rated material online. (R-rated is softcore and way tamer than X-rated
and XXX-rated).

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"Ureach
- Free Personal 800 Number" Uhm its too good to
be true.. you only get 60mins free with yer 800# then you start paying..
but you also get free email and a bunch of other free services (cervixes)
Sent in by: Wolf-

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"Lightening
on Demand" Now i know a bunch of you saw this at
bluesnews.com but i got this email like 3days ago.. and i just didn't
post it cuz i had too many links to post..
Sent in by: p0ng

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"Let
this be a lesson to you(jpg)" Ok kids, this contains
some nudity, so go get your parents and view it together.. but man.
this chick is so badly owned.. like.. she's more owned then that guy
who got 'back orifaced' with the Quick Cam.. so ya, check it out..
Local copy here
Sent in by: Vass

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"The
International Gay Rodeo Association" ASS-ociation
is right.. err wait, that was a gay play on words.. oh wait. by gay
i didn't mean homosexual, err.. wait.. fux0r.. Note the image that looks
like it says "Raping Images" actually says "Roping Images"
they should really change the way it looks.. cuz i was totally shocked
when there was no Raping..
Sent in by: Flatline

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November
8th
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"Turkish
Stud - Flash" ROFLMAO ok, remember that link i posted
like a couple days ago, with that crazy Turkish guy who's interests
include "SEX" and other stuff, well check this out.. im still
laughing.. (here
is the old link incase yer too lazy to hunt through my site for it :).
)

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"Squirrel
Fishing" hehe, they've updated....

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"CNN
- Johnny Cash released from Hospital" Ok, Johnny
Cash is one of the leetest old country singers around.. ya, you wont
hear his 'hits' in todays clubs (unless your in the bible belt of the
US).. but his stuff owns.. its the ONLY good Country music around..

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"The
Perfect attitude for the Perfect Woman(jpg)" bhahahahah.
Check this out. it rules!
Local copy here
Sent in by: Skier

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"The
American Jerk - Virus Warning" ROFL..
This virus will play Stairway to Heaven backwards through
your sound card. It has been known to call your grandmother, in your
voice, and describe autoerotic asphyxia masturbation incidents.
Sent in by: Ellis_Dee

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