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 "ABCNews
- Phone Sex Op gets money for Masterbation Injury"
uhm, ok, i've never used the phonesex lines before (today heh), but
if i was working in one of those sweat shops, i wouldn't masterbate
for real.. im sure there was a "training" session this chick
missed in the beginning of her "carrier".. "Lesson
#1, you dont have to masterbate while on the phone, there is something
you can do called "Faking" I'm sure you ladies are familar
with it.. heh" oh well, its worth the read.  
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| "MSNBC
- Cracking down on Cyber Slackers" heh. apparently
boss's are getting mad, cuz people at work are using their computers
for sending personal email, and online shopping.. whatever, this is
gay. i can see if someone was *NOT* doing any work, and just browsing
the net all day, why the boss would get angry.. the way i look at it
is; if you sit infront of a computer all day, you slowly grow aggitated
and angry, you need these little 'net-breaks' (no pun intended) to keep
your sanity at work.. anyway, thats my rant.. :)..
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| "ZDNet
- A Net Record, 1 billion page views per day" heh,
and i'd like to think my page has been a pivitol link in this record..
(hey i can dream..)..
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| "Mastercard(jpg)"
OMG owned@ Local copy here Sent in by: quj
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| "My
Twinn Online" k, this is some freaky shit. what
you do is.. buy a doll that looks like one of your kids.. then.. you
buy matching outfits for the doll and your child.. This would freak
the shit outta me.. but then again, im not a girl.. nor am i a kid anymore..
but hey. i'd still like a doll to play with err...... you didn't read
that.. Sent in by: Flatline
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| "Theseus
and the Minotaur" Fuck.. this game is HARD.. i keep
getting nabbed at 2,3.. its madly addictive.. so send it to your boss,
just to piss him off.. Sent in by: mikeJ
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| "Cock
Flavoured Soup Mix(jpg)" BHWHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA Local copy here Sent in by: Kanuchsa
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| "Compaq
- Introducing iPaq" Bleh. more of these new "eMachines"
designed specifically for Internet Uses.. |
| "National
Post - Gays' Manhood Surpasses that of Straight men: Study"
Ok, so i've got this great idea.... from now on. when i goto clubs,
im gonna pretend im gay.. so chicks think i have a big wang.. Well,
"big" 0.30inches larger then the equivalent Straight man..
oh well, its pretty interesting. you all should read it..
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| "Instruction
for Mummifying your small pet" Cool. i've always
wanted to "do" my cat.. Sent in by: Flatline
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| "A
Tribute to Ralph Wiggum" OMFG guess what page i
just got my newest Background.. Sent in by: Oni
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| "Maps
of Nuclear Power Reactors: WORLD MAP" Whoa, this
is neato. its a map (duh) with all the power plants in the world on
it, you can click on, and find out the status of all the reactors..
now, i clicked on the 'Pickering Planet" in Ontario, just to see
what its like, and apparently, 4 out of 8, of the reactors are "suspended"
i hope thats not bad :).. heh.. Sent in by: obScUruS
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| "Wired
- Canada Lets the MP3's Spin" And they just realized
this? for the longest time, i recall seeing DJ's coming to a job, with
an Amp, a Laptop, and a set of ear phones.. oh well, i guess now its
legal... |
| "Coming
Attractions - The X-Men Movie" Uhm, ya.. i hope
they pull the same kinda thing that they did with "Blade"
cuz that was a fairly good Comic book to Real Actor movie.. but make
sure you check out the Cast. theres some mean actors in it.. Like Patrick
Steward.. i f44r.
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| "Multiple
Breast art page" Uhm.. well. ok, Breasts are good..
but i think more then 2 would just get complicated.. well, thats my
opinion.. Sent in by: Flatline
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| "APBNews
- The 25 Highest Risk College Campus Neighbourhoods"
and you think your College/University campus is bad... check out these
ones.. Sent in by: Iscariot
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| "Scritch's
Multilingual Swear List" Uhm ya. learn to swear
in like a billion different languages.. Sent in by: Pispot
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| "Americans
For Purity - Winning the War on Masterbation" Silly
americans.. Who's fighting this war?.. |
| "The
Worlds Best Toilet Seat" Like anyone honestly cares....
:) Sent in by: Flatline
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"Dialpad.com
- Free service for everyone" HACK THE PLANET!!@!@!@
You can make free phone calls from your web browsers to any telephone in the US. Now, you don't have to disconnect from the Internet to make a phone call. Just come to dialpad.com and make free unlimited long distance calls.Sent in by: ^_ToXiC_^
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| "Seven
Deadly Sins Motivational Posters" Where do i sign?
How much for Shipping? When can i have my set? Sent in by: Nimmitz
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| "Excite
- Man Jailed for Stealing for 15children" Rip the
System.. Kill your local Congressman.. man this guy's government sucks...
its a short read. its not gonna hurt to click it..
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| "PawSense
- Cat Proof your computer" for you cat lovers out
there, who've caught your cat typing your essays, and sending rogue
emails to people.. This neato program can tell when your Cat is typing,
and when you are.. its pretty neat.. i guess. i dont have a cat, but
i know alot of you people on IRC do.. "jkkkkkklp'"
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| "Interactive
Ego Booster" hehe. its an auto refresher.. so keep
it lurking on your desktop whenever you feeling down.. Sent in by: Nimmitz
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| "Palpatine
For President" GHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA ""Power.
Order. Stormtroopers. The choice is obvious."" this guy rules me..
check it out.. some Crazy Facist Zealot guy is running for president..
Sent in by: Kanuchsa
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"Office
Phones" ROFL, anyone who has worked in an office
knows about Headhunters... there stupid little recruiter guys who piss
you off to no extent.. this is cool, i'll paste alittle..
One of the latest tactics that the headhunters have been using is to begin with a line like ``Hey, I used to be an engineer! But now I'm hanging out here doing recruiting, cool huh?''Sent in by: ^Smash
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| "Excite
- Canadian Indicited in alleged y2k pipeline plot"
ROFL, F44r us canadians.. we will cause the downfall of YOUR town...
We will take control of the world as of January 1st 2000.
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| "Pokemon
Must Be Destroyed" Amen brother. let me lead the
hordes. make sure you participate in the vote.. Sent in by: ^_ToXiC_^
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| "The
Tapioca Conspiracy" God, when your an idiot and
you have freewebspace, you *HAVE* to use it.. ok, i prolly shouldn't
say he's an idiot.. cuz i imagine his brain works *ALOT* harder then
mine does.. since im reading his drivel, and he's thinking of it, and
typing it.. bleh. its pretty entertaining.. so go read it. Sent in by: _PiXy_
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| "Think
your 40mm fan blowhole is powerful?" LOL this is
abso-fucking-lutly hilarious.. some guy took a leaf blower and strapped
it to his PC case.. see the results.. i feer.. Sent in by: Tooooool
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| "CattleCam
- Live" ghahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahh For all
your Cattle Fetish Needs.. Sent in by: Iscariot (NOT ASSCARROT!)
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| "Salon
- I was a Human Crash test dummy" wow, this guy
has some serious stories to tell, read it.. Sent in by: IkeTurner
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| "Wired
- Solar Storms will affect computer stuff" just
another sign of the apocalypse.. and it figures.. its gonna last through
the year 2000 (jan 1st) and several years after that too.. argh.. it
figures when i finally get all my computer shit working well, the Sun
has to come along and tell me that its gonna Bone my whole operation...
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| "LawNewsNetwork
- RealBigBrother" hehhe. "RealBigBrother"
thats what the next version of BackOriface should be called.. anyway.
this is just more information on that lawsuit with Real Networks regarding
their information sniffing JukeBox player thingy..
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| "did
you ever think you could be this happy again?(jpg)"
Rofl, this is another great advertisment... Local copy here Sent in by: Tooooool
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| "The
Worst Hunting Dog(jpg)" LOL. ahhahahahaha, theres
something wrong with me, for finding this so funny.. Local copy here Sent in by: Ellis_Dee
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| "ESPN
- JayHawks player suspended over Chalupa" ROFL,
i didn't believe this when a buddy of mine told me over a cup of coughy,
but this Football guy owns.. he went to Taco Bell (aka, IndigestionLand)
and went through the drive through, apparently they fucked up his order,
(-1 Chalupa) so he decided to attact the guy inside the window (ie,
charging it, jumping into the window, he then realized he wasn't gonna
fit, he struggled, and ended up breaking the entire window and brick
assembly of the drive through.. so ya, he got suspended for it.. but
man. this guys gonna have stories to tell his grand kids.. Sent in by: Aphelion
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| "CurrentNews
- Windows NT Security Virus" hehe. this sounds mean..
its some new virus that affects win9x and NT stations, what it basically
does. is it gives the "user" full access to the file system,
regardless of the File Security stuff thats been already setup.. ie,
NTFS means shit... Sent in by: Ellis_Dee
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| "PennyArcade
- Quake3Messiah" ROFL "Chatty Bitchez.."
Local copy here Sent in by: ZCerr
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| "Blowfish.com
- Good Products for Great Sex" Uhm theres some wierd
shit going on here...
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| "Wired
- University Snoops for MP3's" meh. more MP3 busts....
bleh.. |
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| "C|Net
- Christmas Virus could Format Harddrives" another
"Melissa" hybrid.. bleh.. Sent in by: Toooool
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| "Wired
- Warez Chatter, Busted" More on that IRC channel
that got busted.. |
| "CNN
- 4 Texas Students Crushed to death while building BonFire"
"Hey those logs look really big and heavy, and hey if they fell
on us, we would prolly die, lets go play around them and see what happens"
Idiots.....
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| "CNN
- Mary Kay Bergman, Dead" :\ this is the girl who
did all the female voices on SouthPark... i dont know what the producers
are going to do, but this sucks.. oh well. bleh.
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