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December
7th
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"USNews
- Inside the Gates Mansion" This is neat. you can
almost do a virtual tour of Bill Gates's (maybe that should read "Gati"
or just "Gay" heh).. anyway, check it out..
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"Excite
- Country forgets to Take Weapons off Destroyer"
alright, you'll hear it here first.. We Canadians arnt perfect.. and
our Military is a joke..
OTTAWA (Reuters) - When Canada sold two old destroyers
to a private foreign citizen last year, it forgot to take an anti-submarine
missile launcher off one of them and may have left other sophisticated
equipment on board, military officials said Wednesday.
The destroyers were sold for scrap to Richard Crawford of Florida.
So far, he won't let the Navy on board to inspect the ships and he
wants it to compensate him for anything it removes.
The eight-barreled launcher is not difficult to see. It juts up about
10 feet from the deck of the destroyer Kootenay.

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"Retarded
Ravers of America (R.R.A)" BHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHahahhaHAHHhaHAhHhahAhaha
..owned... just flip through the images.. and see all the "REALLY
COOL RAVER KIDS"..
Sent in by: `Nemesis

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"Snake
Robots Homepage" Cool, this page tells you how to
design and make your own Snake Robot.. but wait.. thats not all.. this
guy has mpeg's of his snakes in action. which i think is pretty leet..
since they move fairly realistically.. (ya, im a fucking snake expert
now :). so feer..
Sent in by: Maxtype

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"Straight
Man Purchases Pet Shop Boys CD" GHAHAHAH hey. i
think the Pet Shop Boys have a couple good songs.. Does that make me
gay? (prolly but my girlfriend will argue that for me :). hehe.
Sent in by: PiggyBank

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December
6th
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"MSNBC
- Scientists map human chromosome" wow.... i dont
know if anyone would care?.... i certainly dont..

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"Yahoo
- Intel find new bugs in new PIII Chips" god, i
dont know whats going on over at Intel.. but... they're dancing on a
pretty fine line... with AMD's athlon chips stomping the shit outta
the PIII's; Intel can't afford to keep making mistakes with their Flagship
chip..

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"Smurfs
Play" "Ever see smurfs do it?" ROFL
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"NYTimes
- Unreal" wow. this is the first time i've ever
heard of *any* game getting in the NewYork Times.. its pretty leet.
Sent in by: Kizzite

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Its
me again. sorry for the Pre-Update, but im leaving the country for a
couple days.. (Legal reasons for which i wont disclose.). heh. just
kidding, for those of you who know me, i just bought a "new"
car, and i've found some leet parts in "The States" so im
gonna be gone till prolly Sunday night, or Monday morning, depending
on how the trip goes.. anyway. i'll hopefully have pictures of my trip..
if not. im sure you guys wont care :). heh. latez..
Creator.

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December
5th
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"Excite
- Company triest to patent Curry" this will be as
effective as me trying to patent Salt again....

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"CNN
- Dont pick up the phone to ring in the new year"
heheheh.. owned..
There won't be significant outages. The biggest fear
I have is a lot of the general public is going to pick up the phone
just to see if they have a dial tone and call friends. That will be
a volume burden. It's probably the biggest threat of all," said Lou
Marcoccio, research director for Gartner Group, a U.S. business technology
consulting firm.
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"Linux
PJ's" heh, where else would you see this?
Local copy here
Sent in by: Katester

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"Masterbatesfrequently
- Sonya" WOW, this is not what you think. go check
it out.. its some neato stuff.. more of that "alphabet art"
or something..
Sent in by: _Psychic_

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December
4th
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"ZDTV
- Big Brother on the line" Guh more on that wire
tapping shit that the US Gov't is trying to pull.. read on my followers..!

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"Everything
you wanted to know about Chat(irc)" this was obviously
written for your mom and/or dad (or maybe, dad and dad, or mom and mom
which ever the case may be :)..
Clients and Software: (http://4chatroom.com/clients.shtml)
Real time communication tools that you can download, such as AOL instant
messenger, ICQ, Get Gooey and other options. Learn all about IRC (Internet
relay chat) from mIRC.

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"Excite
- Linux not currently a threat to windows" this
is cool read it..
The Red Hat distribution (currently by far the leader
in end user distribution) is horrible compared to other distributions.
The layout defies ease of compilation of many open source programs.
Their insistence on placing added binaries in /usr/bin as opposed
to /usr/local/bin and added libraries in /usr/lib rather than /usr/local/lib
does complicate installations of a large number of open source programs.
I was successful in installing those applications but I've been using
Unix over 20 years. Most required modification of the Makefile and/or
header files. Easy for a typical end user? I think not.
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"Excite
- Naked man in church, Sword attack" ghahahahha.
3 steps to being crazy.. Step 1: Get nekkid.. Step 2: Buy Sword.. Step
3: Go into church, and start stabbing people..

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"ABCNews
- Starbucks sued over crushed penis" Ouch. you gotta
read this one, (and think about it while your reading it.) otherwise
it wont make sense. some guy was taking a shiz in starass, turned around,
to whip his ass0r, and his wang went up onto the lip of the toilet,
and then the seat came crashing down with all of his weight on his wang
(apparently the toilet seat was defective and remained open while he
was "busy"..
Sent in by: Tooooooool

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"Biblical
Vulgarities" Just in time for Christmas....
Sent in by: Xtal

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December
3rd
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"Wired
- Ohio Sues Microsoft for 10$billion" heh. yup,
i think its time to pick on the big bully.. but the only question i
have is... wheres my 10$billion dollar lawsuit?..
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"MSNBC
- Ukraine restarts Chernobyl Reactor" Guh, nothing
like my family to test fate...
REACTOR NO. 3 was restarted at 5:30 a.m. after almost
five months of repairs, and was gradually increasing output, said
a spokeswoman for the plant who declined to give her name. She would
not say when the reactor was expected to reach full power.
Officials at Chernobyl insist that reactor No. 3 is safe and is free
of any potential Y2K bugs, whereby a computer might misread the last
two digits of a date and mistake the year 2000 for 1900.

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"Yahoo
- Paramedics called to breathe life into TV" bhahahha.
what an idiot family, they called the cash equivelant of "911"
because their Television was br0ke.. beh.
Sent in by: Flatline

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"KUNDALINI
- The Joy of Celibacy" Uhm theres joy in Celibacy???
Sent in by: sod

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"Llama
Llocator" God i can't ruin this.. just go..
Sent in by: Ninthline

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December
2nd
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"ZDNet
- Video Game Violence Back under attack" God damnit.
Why the fuck does every little senator have to ruin such a good thing
like "Video Game Violence" i dont get it.. if you remove this
"fake violence" from our lives, we're gonna have to search
out new ways of relieving tension and stress.. if you remove the "fake"
violence, people will just resort to "real" violence.. now,
which is the lesser of the 2 evils.. *Thats what i thought*..

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"US
Retailers Dream of a Pokemon Christmas" if i dont
recieve 1 Pokemon product this xmas, i'll be surprized..

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"Excite
- Microsoft waits for no-one" Uhm, microsoft is
turning into a services company?!?!?
Skeptical? Check out the latest keynotes and comments
from Microsoft officials speaking at a variety of venues. One common
thread that runs throughout: Microsoft is gearing up, sooner rather
than later, to sell software as a service.
What this means, exactly, seems to vary, depending on which executive
is speechifying. But however you interpret "software as a service,"
one thing is clear. It will be difficult, if not impossible, for any
entity to force changes in Microsoft's business practices via remedies
like splitting the operating systems group from the applications group,
or opening up the Windows programming interfaces or source code, if
software isn't an easily definable, shrink-wrapped collection of bits
and bytes.

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"OverClockers
Australia - Voodoo5-9000 First look(jpg)" fux0ring
0wn3d.
Local copy here
Sent in by: Toooooool (thats 2 for today, you get the complimentary
handjob)

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"Agn
- Voodoo6 First look(jpg)" 3dfx == 0wn3d..
Local copy here
Sent in by: Toooooolio

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"The
Likely hood chart, of 'are you gonna get schooled at a concert'"
well, i dont believe this, cuz' i've been to 7 NIN concerts, and i've
never gotten hurt.. infact, those were some of hte most Tame Concerts
i've been too.. if you wanna get yer ass kicked at a concert, Go see
Sepultura or Pantera, those were some mean 'pits' but hey, i went baq
for more, so it couldn't have been that bad..
Local copy here
Sent in by: ^_ToXiC_^

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"View
from a Satelite" WHOA check this out.. you can see
the earth from like 200 of our orbiting satelites.. this is neato..
Sent in by: Ellis_Dee

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December
1st
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"eBay
- Sterling Silver Vagina Pendant" "on the
first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, a sterling silver vagina
pendant....." i seriously doubt thats how the song goes :).
but this is a perfect gift for anyone.. think about it. its not Gender
specific. it would be a good gift for a guy "Hi, my names Mike,
i like vaginas" or for a girl "Heya, I'm Mindy and
i take pride in my vagina" err.. well. i suck..
Local mirror here

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"CNN
- Tiawan company uses Hitler to sell heaters" whatever
sells... it would be REALLY bad if they used Hitlers face to sell Ovens
or uhm "Death Machines"..
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"CNN
- Internet Watch dog could stop Collegiate copycats"
f44r. no more "www.schoolpapers.com" or uhm, "www.researchpapers.com"
well, it'll still be there, but you'll have to use it as "research"
not "printable material" :)..
Some students actually research and write their term-papers
the old-fashioned way. Others, however, just copy fake ones off the
Internet and turn them in as their work.
To prevent collegiate copycats, two graduate students at the University
of California at Berkeley have devised a program that compares a student's
submission with every other term- paper on the Web.

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"Gamespot
- AOL licenses DirectX" why would they do this?

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"Snowman(jpg)"
ROFLMAO
Local copy here
Sent in by: Flatline

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"K-line(jpg)"
heh. for all you IRC kids..
Local copy here
Sent in by: Kanuchsa

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"BBCNews
- The Worlds Smallest Transistor" Oh Ya? Prove it
works... :)..
Sent in by: quj

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