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 "No
problems reported from y2k(jpg)" heh. note that
this was 'pre-dated' to jan 1st 2000 :). hehe Local copy here Sent in by: Hee-la (the man with *THE* Wang)  
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| "Excite
- Colombia Rebels overrun Navy base" GHAHAH. welcome
to the start of Y2K (Why too kay?).. Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "MSCE
- Certified Dipshit(jpg)" owned. Local copy here Sent in by: Suffer
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| "NYPost
- Lara Croft Creator Busted in kid sex scandal"
Guh. another sex scandal.. *sigh* whats the internet coming too?. Sent in by: Oni
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| "Mr.T
vs. Pokemon" ROFL.. this owns. go see.. Sent in by: Brill
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| "MSNBC
- Bye Bye Beanie Babies" Whooohoo! their finally
stopping production on these ass sores.. and i guarantee, Mothers all
over the USA will be like "WOW My Collection of 300 beanie babies
will be worth a fortune, even though they produced over 91million of
the toys (insert un exagerated number there).."
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| "MSNBC
- Pokemon attack drives kids to court" hhahah, this
owns.. some kid, (lets call him Kid_with_bike) got mad at another kid
(lets call him Kid_who_gets_run_over) who had some pokemon cards that
Kid_with_bike wanted so, Kid_with_bike drove over Kid_who_gets_run_over
and stole his cards. and now faces upto 5yrs in a kiddie jail :).. *sucker*..
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| "Excite
- Alien Golf Shot Pretty Dam Hard" Notice the play
on words "Dam" meaning an artifically made water retainer.
anyway. how it relates to the story is.. this golf ball size meteor
crashed into a "Dam" in australia and left a huge hole. (read
to see how large) it'll blow yer mind.. oh well..
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| "Whip
the Donkey's ass (shockwave game)" ROFL.. i think
i hold the high score on this one.. :).. (if you dont get the joke,
please refer to the Vocal Artist "Wesley Willis". Sent in by: Brill
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| "The
Nipple Project" LOL someone needs "new"
nipples, im wasn't going to ask.. but ya, check it out its pretty funny..
Sent in by: Pinkberry
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| "Sell
your soul to evil(jpg)" I posted this along time
ago. but check it again, and see the article below.. Sent in by: Smoovsaq
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| "ABCnews
- "Sell your soul to evil" clip(mov)"
i'd mirror this but... i dont care :).. its funny.. Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "ZDNet
- Naughton: I tried to call it off" ghahaha. prolly
the last article you'll see posted on That Infoseek CEO guy about posing
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| "CNN
- 9yr old boy lived with mothers corpse for a month"
wow, this is pretty wierd.. this kid, didn't want to be placed in a
foster home so badly that he didn't tell anyone his mom was dead.. he
just left her there in the house.. decaying.. he fixed all his meals,
and did all his chores without any help from his zombified mother..
oh well..
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| "eeTimes
- IBM Mixes SiGe and copper to make 90GHz circuit"
as we look through the clouds of today, we see the future of tommorow..
if IBM can pull of a "cheap" version of this chip for desktop
consumption it would own.. but IBM doesn't work like that, so i guess
we're all fux0r3d. Sent in by: Tooooolio
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| "The
Stile Project" this is a wierd site.. i can't reall
say anything more about it.. just *wierd* Sent in by: Nimmitz
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| "USGov't
- Trademark Database; IonStorm" now.. someone tell
me why they'd want to trademark the "Suck it down" sentence..
or phrase or whatever.. i dont get it.. Sent in by: ^_ToXiC_^
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| "ZDNet
- IBM announces "Blue Gene" Computer"
Gah!. wtf is IBM thinking.. they build computers that play chess.. not
computers that unwrap the Human Protiens.. BAH!.. Sent in by: Sain
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| "Dick(jpg)"
hahahahahahahahahahahaha Local copy here Sent in by: Tooool
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| "Who
wants to be a millionaire - flash game" rhmm.. i
couldn't get it to load, but i blame that on @home.. i think thier "upgrading
my connection" again (aka, unplugging me from the hub, and replugging
me in every 30secs).. Sent in by: Brill
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| "ZDNet
- Experts warn of new "Updatable Virus""
hehe,. this is a neato concept.. engineering a virus, that updates like
your virus scanner (cept, you dont have to tell it *when* to update,
it does it on its own).. i dont feer.. but i imagine most of you will
*muahahhahahahaha* err. i mean.. Read on my peons!..
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"Direct
Doo - Send an anonymous Doggy Gift" hehe, yet another
Great Xmas Gift..
Welcome to DirectDoo.com, a site dedicated to the sending of an anonymous elegant gift box full of premium dog dung to any doorstep. Within a few days, the recipient will receive a gift-wrapped package filled with the amount of dog waste of your taste.
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| "The
Dillhole Series" THE ENTIRE SERIES! Sent in by: Rudedude
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| "Soo's
Dating Game" Guh... Some oriental guy is holding
some kinda gay contest.. where if you mail him birthday cards, or email
him on his birthday you get points, and who ever has the most points,
gets to date him.. or some bullshit.. i bet he's gay.. cuz this idea
is too stupid to be straight.. Sent in by: Flatline
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| "Portalofevil
- Zany Video game quotes" ahhaha. this owns.. it
has like every classic Nintendo/arcade game in it.. with all the quotes
that most of us didn't see.. or just silly shit that you wouldn't have
noticed back when you were playing it.. Sent in by: Atlaz
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"Newsweek
- Making a killing at Quake" This is pretty leet..
an article tell of how tons of people are making ba-dillions of dollars
playing quake, heres some paste..
Who says videogames are a waste of time? Dennis (Thresh) Fong, 22, is the Michael Jordan of the first-person shooter Quake, with more than $100,000 in prize winnings and endorsements from Microsoft. And with brothers Lyle, 25, and Bryant, 20, he's raised $11 million for gamers.com, which launches this week as the first games portal. Smart and personable, Fong spoke with NEWSWEEK's N'Gai Croal at his offices in downtown Berkeley. Sent in by: Maxtype
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| "CNN
- Stevie Wonder Hoping for Experimental Eye Surgery"
Hey this is great for Stevie Wonder.. but what impact will it have on
his musical carrier (not that im a Stevie Wonder fan :\).. hrmph. it
will be interesting to see how this turns out.. i'll keep ya'll posted..
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| "Yahoo
- 3 Students shot, Wounded in Oklahoma school" hehe,
if these school shootings continue.. in no time we canadians will be
able to invade the US with little to no resistence :).. heheh anyway,
kids with guns == bad..
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| "ZDNet
- Court Upholds hackers Death Sentence" Gah. sucks
to be a hax0r in China.. *enough said*
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"Facts
on Farts" ROFL
Where does fart gas come from?Sent in by: ^_ToXiC_^
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| "Farty
Pants - Fart Related Novelties" <Moe>Awww,
you even drew the Stink lines..</Moe> Sent in by: Flatline
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| "Killyourfriends(jpg)"
one word.. owned.. Local copy here Sent in by: Stubbs
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| "Swift
Vengeance : The Avengers Handbook" Huh.. Cool..
Sent in by: Noumenon
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| "CNN
- Indie Musicians sing the MP3 blues" shitty...
for all those struggling bands who sign contracts with MP3.com for unlimited
distrobution (in mp3 format) in order to gain popularity, eventually
get snubbed by the record labels later in life.. read it.. its interesting..
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| "Mr.
Platypus - The Game" some neato shockwave game..
Sent in by: Brill (aka, the lost element "Brillium")
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"Wired
- Cell phone Crypto Cracked" apparently theres some kinda
"Flawed Algorythm" in like 90% of all GSM based phones.. :\..
Alex Biryukov and Adi Shamir describe in a paper to be published this week how a PC with 128 MB RAM and large hard drives can penetrate the security of a phone call or data transmission in less than one second.Sent in by: ^_ToXiC_^
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"Gilligan's
Island: Pasion Fruit Script" BAHHAHAHAHAHh
Gilligan stared at the glimmering waterfall, as Ginger’s rear end broke through the water. He saw the pink pucker of her asshole, the darkness of her nether lips below.Sent in by: Flatline
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