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December
31st
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Anyway.
happy news years eve.. i wish you all many beers, and depending on how
drunk i am tommorow, i might not update on time. so relax if you this
page stays the same for a day :). it'll be baqup once i find some sugar.
heh. anyway, if your enjoying New Years away from home, Remember, this
is the the EVE of year 2000, When you get all drunk, Celebrate by taking
a small part of the world down.. whether it be shaving yer neighbours
cat.. or blowing up your local walmart.. just make it memorable..
.Creator

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"Blank
Frank's Furby Stimulation page" Some times i wish
i had a furby..
Since the beginning of time, mankind has speculated
as to just how much fun could be had by using infrared to mess with
his Furby. As you know, Furbys (correct plural) have an IR port to
enable them to interact with other Furbys. Since there is only one
Furby chez Blank Frank, he decided to get out the scope and some junk
bits and pieces to see whether there was another way of stimulating
the furry automaton, and more specifically, to explore ways of making
the thing go to sleep at the push of a button rather than using the
masonic clapping and prodding sequence (which is a pain, and takes
ages). The results of his efforts are presented below. Using methods
to be described, Blank Frank can make Furby dance, sing, sneeze, burp,
hide, some other things, and GO TO SLEEP.
but ya, if you have a furby, get all the stuff, and hax0r him for newyears,
make him all drunk, so he can participate in the festivities.. plus,
it'll be hilarious if anyone else see's yer intoxicated furby :).

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"ABCNews
- Sudden awakening from Coma on Xmas" Miracle Shmiracle...

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"Toons
of Glory - go for a drink?" hehe, another cool daily
comic strip....
Sent in by: Hee-saq

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"Safesex(jpg)"
uhm ya..
Local copy here
Sent in by:^_ToXiC_^

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"Microsoft
- How to Remove Linux and Install Windows 2000 or Windows NT on Your
Computer" ghghghahahah.. notice, Microsoft tells
you *NOT* to use thier "FDISK".. idiots.. if they were smart,
they would make the Win2k FDISK work with deleting linux Partitions..
ohwell, their gay..
Sent in by: Witz

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"HappyDrunk
- Sexy Drunks" Check this shit out, im so owned
by it..remember those "owned" pics, of chicks doing stupid
shit at their respective xmas parties while drunk, well, this site is
dedicated to such chicks..
Sent in by: Papercut

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December
30th
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"Wired
- a Century of Spectacular Failure" ehhe. im not
gonna ruin this, so check it out, its a list of the most spectacular
Failures of this century.. its pretty funny..

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"Newgrounds
- Secret site; Tyrone gets his wash on" Uhm. i dont
get it..

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"C|net
- Microsoft owes Linux Programmer" hahah On dec.
24th, www.hotmail.com (the domain) expired, their lease was up, some
lonely guy in assfuck USA noticed this, and wanted to read his email,
so.. he busted out his American Express, and pays the deliquent account's
35$ 'upkeep' charge.. hehe. if i was the guy, i would have registered
it, put up a pr0n banner site, made like 1000000$ first day.. oh well....

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"Mega-'loser'-raver(jpg)"
Wow, this is a pretty wierd guy, check out his raver costume.. i dont
get it..
Local copy here
Sent in by: Sain

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"Force
Feedback Headphones" uuuh.. notice the warning *WARNING
THESE WILL GIVE YOU ENORMOUS MIGRAINS* (well, its not really there,
but im sure it will be a complaint).
Sent in by: Pispot

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December
29th
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December
28th
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December
27th
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"ZDNet
- Zhirinovsky; 'I'll Celebrate by hax0ring Western Computers'"
ah yes, bring back the cold war.. but the thing is.. the US is just
gonna get mad, load up some troops in an APC, drive over there, kick
some ass, make them look like idiots, and drive home.. what will become
of that?.. Nothing....

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"Excite
- Chef gets life, for cooking wife" Holy shit, what
is wrong with the world....... read it, it'll blow yer mind..

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"Excite
- Children Stone Santa Claus who ignored them" ah
yes. nothing like attacking santa, and stealing his saq of toys.. god
damn, those chili'ian kids are fucken psycho. some santa was heading
to a private party in the back of a flatbed truck, some kids saw him,
started chasing the truck, when he wouldn't share the candy/toys with
the kids (since they were destined for someone else) they threw stones,
jumped on the truck, kicked his big red ass, and stole his candy/toys.
theres some wierd apocolyptic shit happening.. whens the moon gonna
turn blood red?.. prolly tommorow..

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"CNN
- Woman fights to keep $700,000 mistakenly wired to her account"
OMG this rules.. Some woman's bank account was mistakenly the target
of a bunch of UN (United Nations) "payments" from a bunch
of little countries.. im not gonna ruin it too much, heres some vital
paste :)..
Madakor left her $23,000-a-year job at a Manhattan textile
company and bought a laundry business for $100,000, set up a college
savings fund for her 10-year-old son, paid off $30,000 in credit card
debt, furnished a new apartment and leased a van. She was negotiating
to buy a liquor store when Chase discovered the mistake.

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"Got
Weed?- Horny Goat Mix" GHAHHAHAHAha (and believe
it or not, its real....)
Local copy here
Sent in by: Witz P. Nitz

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December
26th
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"ZDNet
- Cyber pr0n star turns fugitive" OMG this owns..
k, this pr0n chick gets all hot'n'gay with the CEO of this Big company,
gets some inside information, plays the stock market accordingly, makes
over 88,000$ from it, then when the gov't finds out, she grabs her tits,
and heads to canada.. that owns me.. after all, we Canadians get all
the Hot chicks.. heh..

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"BlissForWomen
- She loves to stick her tongue up her Boyfriends ass"
and i thought i was sexually "wierd" some of this stuff just
blows my mind..
So many women feel by performing oral pleasure on their
men, they are giving up some sort of power. This is such a massive
misconception and in my opinion, women who don't go down on their
men and get into a good suck or an ass-snack are missing out on one
of the biggest turn-ons of all time: controlling your man's pleasure
with one quick flick of the tongue. Most importantly, the immense
pleasure it will give him will get you wet.
ROFLMAO "ass-snack" thats my new word of the day..
Sent in by: gid

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"Needcom
- Marketing research for panhandlers" hahahah go
fill out this survey! :)..
Sent in by: Flatline

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"Denver
Post - Who says "Yes" blurs with time"
after all is said and the book has been written the truth comes out..
fucken christians.. oh this is regarding that columbine incident, apparently
Eric Harris asked one of his victims "Do you believe in God?" before
he shot her. i think its totally hilarious, and the fact thats being
argued now, is, "did she really say 'yes'? or was it someone else?"
i can just see it "Do you believe in god" <puppy about
to get stepped on Voice>".ye.. ee.
s.." </voice> (sorry. im a cold hearted bastard...)
Sent in by: Iscariot (ironically enough)

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December
25th
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Happy
easter... err. i Mean Merry xmas m0saqz..
.Creator

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"ABCNews
- Hackers Expose all" heh. k, anyone who knows anything
about hax0ring has heard of the "l0pht".. they claim that
they can "take down the internet in 30mins".. now when you
think about it, it wouldn't be that hard.. "hard" well, all
you'd have to do is, take down the phone companies.. since theres only
like 10companies that do HEAVY internation stuff.. you prolly take those
down, and watch their Internet Pipes go down too.. well, heres some
paste for xmas :)..
On May 19, 1998, Sen. Fred Thompson (R-Tenn.) of the
Senate Government Affairs Committee asked L0pht members, “I’m informed
that you think that within 30 minutes the seven of you could make
the Internet unusable for the entire nation. Is that correct?”
“That’s correct,” one L0pht member responded. “It would definitely
take a few days for people to figure out what was going on.”
The L0pht’s workspace is not much to look at. There are a lot of circuits,
old keyboards and odd tributes to the information age.
What they do is try to break into programs we’re led to believe are
secure.

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"ChicagoTribune
- Hate groups target kids with music" heh. this
kinda fits with the link below.. but from a different standpoint.. read
it..
Sent in by: Iscariot

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"Salon
Technology - Naked Eye" Watch what you download,
you might get hax0r3d. !!! f44r the backoriface...
Sent in by: Atlaz

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"Weekly
Wire - Why be afraid of Marilyn Manson" Holy shit
this is old.. check it out "NOVEMBER 16, 1998" its over a
year old and im just getting it now.. wow.. talk about slow.. i blame
ICQ.. anyway. this is a pretty good article 'bout the man who leads
all the peons who call themselves "goths" but dont know why
their dressing in black'. fags.. kids today.. they just jump on any
bandwagon, aslong as it'll make them the centre of attention.. *waaa
waaaa, my mommy loves me, so im gonna be depressed, waaa waaaa"..
Sent in by: Smeagol

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"More
Billboards from the Godless" i love it. whoever
does those signs is my owner.. "Enough with those fucking fish magnets
on the backs of your cars already - Jesus" ROFLMAO
Sent in by: Witz

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"Cutewoks
- World of Ewoks" GHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Sent in by: Uriel_5

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December
24th
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Oh
ya, and before i forget, happy day-before-christmas
.Creator

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"ABCNews
- Squaring off with 'Global Hell'" f44r it.. i said
f44r it!
On 20/20 Monday, Brian Ross takes a look at some members
of “Global Hell,” an online gang of several dozen of the most active
and notorious teenage computer hackers on the Net, and the FBI’s efforts
to delete these hackers from cyberspace.
Global Hell members have disrupted such Web locations as the Department
of Defense and the telephone company Ameritech, and they have forced
the White House Internet access to be closed down for two days.
“I don’t understand why they look at us as such bad people,” 19-year-old
Patrick Gregory says. Gregory is the one of Global Hell’s founders.
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"Excite
- Bank Robber bungles his getaway" ghahaha. idiot
locked his keys in the car! Americans.................

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"The
Story of Geek Claus" GAHAHHA..
Sent in by: Smeagol

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"Death
to all Cheerleaders" owned.
"LUBBOCK, Texas - A teenage beauty queen who failed
to make the cheerleading squad withdrew from school and relinquished
her crown after being accused of threatening the cheerleaders' lives.
Roni Lowe, Miss Lubbock Teen USA, allegedly declared in the lunch
room, 'All of the cheerleaders will disappear from the face of the
Earth and everyone will know who did it.'"
Sent in by: `Nemesis

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"ZDNet
- Win2000: a good move" This is a neato article,
telling of why (if yer running NT4svr) you should upgrade to win2k..
bleh. its kinda cool. read it.. it'll make ya smaert. S-M-A-E-R-T!
Sent in by: ^_ToXiC_^

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December
23rd
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"Excite
- One in Four Online Purchasers get hosed" heh,
shitty. apparently over a quarter of all Net purchases (in the xmas
season) never go through. due to overwhelming loads on the server, either
it drops the connection, fails to save the information or some other
gay reason, it looses the transaction, read about this.. its pretty
leet.

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"Help
with Y2K Survival Preparation" how lame.. heres
some paste to go with the extra order of crap..
Hope for the best, but prepare for the worst! These
are the most basic things that are needed for the first 72 hours.
If you think the Y2K crisis will last longer, keep reading and check
back often for additional info as it becomes available. Also check
out the different links on the following web page. Most experts I
have read advise you to have a least a week's suppy of necessities.
PLEASE, START NOW! Good luck and take care!
Sent in by: Numbelvis

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"Brickhouse
- a secure web alliance" heh, someone else offering
money if you can hax0r their servers.. 1000$ isn't bad.. but hey, i
could care less..
Sent in by: Nadx

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"Most
Romantic/Sweet Things To Do For Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend"
Oh god. someone kill the person who wrote this.. this should actually
be labeled "SHIT NOT TO DO, UNLESS YOU WANT YOUR PARTNER TO LOSE
TOTAL RESPECT FOR YOU, AND EVENTUALLY BREAK UP WITH YOUR SORRY ASS"..
ya, this is total bullshit, but hey, its worth a laugh.
Sent in by: The_Brain

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"Funnies
- Quality Guaranteed" heh, another page dedicated
to funny pics and stuff.. k, any of you out there who want to send me
a funny image or something. I *DONT* want any pics of bizarre shit eating/bonebreaking/skullfucking,
i reserve that stuff for Rotten.com.. not my site.. im more interested
in the funny/wierd.. not the sick/twisted/killyourparent/wierd.. thanks
Sent in by: Toooool

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"StickFigureDeathTheatre
- StickZilla" hehe more flash fun :) i wish it was
longer though, it had so much potential :)..
Sent in by: SETuseer

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"Miami
Harrold - Nuke the stalker sparrow that fowled fabio"
GHAHAHHAHA. this owns me..
Sent in by: Nimmitz (aka bignuz)

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December
22nd
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"Jell-Sale
- Unique Rubber Band Machine Guns" when you feel
down.. and you wanna kill everyone, instead of reaching for your 12Gauge
Solution.. Grab your Fully Automatic Rubber Band Machine Gun. err..
well, this is for kids.. not psycho postal employee's.. but i love the
fact that they sell "extra clips" for these Rubber Band Guns
:). hjeheh

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"NASAnews
- A whale of a full moon" alright ladies check this
out, if you live near the equator; tonight, look up in the sky and find
the moon.. cuz its gonna be Bigger and Brighter then you've ever noticed
before. check it out, its pretty neat..
Sent in by: Katester

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"George
Bush For President Banner(gif)" ahhahahahah "NOT
A CRACKHEAD ANYMORE!" owned..
Local copy here
Sent in by: Flatline

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"LaTimes
- Virtual Child pr0n is legal Court Says" ah yes..
Kiddiepr0n enthusists everywhere will have a scape-goat clause now..
"Oh those 40gigs of 'child' pr0n on my harddrive, bah, its not
'real' its pictures of 19year old girls that i photoshopped, to make
them look like 6yr olds.. isn't it great" well, when you think
about it, it does make sense.. but. hey. their still freaks in my books...
Sent in by: Corn0

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"error(jpg)"
ROFL
Local copy here
Sent in by: ^_ToXiC_^

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