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December 31st
Anyway. happy news years eve.. i wish you all many beers, and depending on how drunk i am tommorow, i might not update on time. so relax if you this page stays the same for a day :). it'll be baqup once i find some sugar. heh. anyway, if your enjoying New Years away from home, Remember, this is the the EVE of year 2000, When you get all drunk, Celebrate by taking a small part of the world down.. whether it be shaving yer neighbours cat.. or blowing up your local walmart.. just make it memorable..
.Creator

"Blank Frank's Furby Stimulation page" Some times i wish i had a furby..
Since the beginning of time, mankind has speculated as to just how much fun could be had by using infrared to mess with his Furby. As you know, Furbys (correct plural) have an IR port to enable them to interact with other Furbys. Since there is only one Furby chez Blank Frank, he decided to get out the scope and some junk bits and pieces to see whether there was another way of stimulating the furry automaton, and more specifically, to explore ways of making the thing go to sleep at the push of a button rather than using the masonic clapping and prodding sequence (which is a pain, and takes ages). The results of his efforts are presented below. Using methods to be described, Blank Frank can make Furby dance, sing, sneeze, burp, hide, some other things, and GO TO SLEEP.
but ya, if you have a furby, get all the stuff, and hax0r him for newyears, make him all drunk, so he can participate in the festivities.. plus, it'll be hilarious if anyone else see's yer intoxicated furby :).
"ABCNews - Sudden awakening from Coma on Xmas" Miracle Shmiracle...

"Toons of Glory - go for a drink?" hehe, another cool daily comic strip....
Sent in by: Hee-saq
"Safesex(jpg)" uhm ya..
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"Microsoft - How to Remove Linux and Install Windows 2000 or Windows NT on Your Computer" ghghghahahah.. notice, Microsoft tells you *NOT* to use thier "FDISK".. idiots.. if they were smart, they would make the Win2k FDISK work with deleting linux Partitions.. ohwell, their gay..
Sent in by: Witz
"HappyDrunk - Sexy Drunks" Check this shit out, im so owned by it..remember those "owned" pics, of chicks doing stupid shit at their respective xmas parties while drunk, well, this site is dedicated to such chicks..
Sent in by: Papercut
 
December 30th
"Wired - a Century of Spectacular Failure" ehhe. im not gonna ruin this, so check it out, its a list of the most spectacular Failures of this century.. its pretty funny..

"Newgrounds - Secret site; Tyrone gets his wash on" Uhm. i dont get it..

"C|net - Microsoft owes Linux Programmer" hahah On dec. 24th, www.hotmail.com (the domain) expired, their lease was up, some lonely guy in assfuck USA noticed this, and wanted to read his email, so.. he busted out his American Express, and pays the deliquent account's 35$ 'upkeep' charge.. hehe. if i was the guy, i would have registered it, put up a pr0n banner site, made like 1000000$ first day.. oh well....
"Mega-'loser'-raver(jpg)" Wow, this is a pretty wierd guy, check out his raver costume.. i dont get it..
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Sent in by: Sain

"Force Feedback Headphones" uuuh.. notice the warning *WARNING THESE WILL GIVE YOU ENORMOUS MIGRAINS* (well, its not really there, but im sure it will be a complaint).
Sent in by: Pispot
 
December 29th
"Attition.org - Pillsbanner" lol..
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"Sunday Times - Girl turns orange from drinking Sunny Delight" ghahahah. DONT DRINK SUNNY DELIGHT! ITS POISON!..
The youngster, who had been drinking 1.5 litres every day, was brought to him after her hands and face turned bright yellow and orange. Analysis revealed that her condition was caused by beta carotene, an additive which boosts the drink's orange colour and vitamin A content.
Sent in by: Atlaz
"Computer Stupidities" ya ya, i know i posted this link ages ago, but hey.. look its been updated.. so quit yer complaining and read about the bigger idiots.. or rather the "users" of todays computers.
Sent in by: ^_ToXiC_^
"Jews for the Preservation of Firearms Ownership" uhm i dont get it...
Sent in by: Flatline
 
December 28th
"The Official Pat Mastroianni Homepage" Ghahahahah, its Joey Jerhamia (sp?) his *OFFICIAL HOMEPAGE*. with real pics of his monkey lovin' ass.. god he's sexy.. errr. pretend you didn't read that :\..

"CNN - Pierced ear may be cat's meow, but could land owners in jail" OMG ANIMAL CRUELTY! wait a sec.. if the laws for humans and animals are the same, then wouldn't anyone who owns a piercing shop could be charged with assault or, reckless endangerment.. or some other gay charge.. bleh.. check it out..
"eBay - Antique Dildo 'to mary from jobe' folk art" GHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAH. "antique dildo" i didn't know they were collectors items.. hehe.
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"Fuller Up - The Dead Musician Directory" wow, this just goes to show you, that the internet is full of useless information that very few people could/will actually use..
Sent in by: Flatline
 
December 27th
"ZDNet - Zhirinovsky; 'I'll Celebrate by hax0ring Western Computers'" ah yes, bring back the cold war.. but the thing is.. the US is just gonna get mad, load up some troops in an APC, drive over there, kick some ass, make them look like idiots, and drive home.. what will become of that?.. Nothing....
"Excite - Chef gets life, for cooking wife" Holy shit, what is wrong with the world....... read it, it'll blow yer mind..

"Excite - Children Stone Santa Claus who ignored them" ah yes. nothing like attacking santa, and stealing his saq of toys.. god damn, those chili'ian kids are fucken psycho. some santa was heading to a private party in the back of a flatbed truck, some kids saw him, started chasing the truck, when he wouldn't share the candy/toys with the kids (since they were destined for someone else) they threw stones, jumped on the truck, kicked his big red ass, and stole his candy/toys. theres some wierd apocolyptic shit happening.. whens the moon gonna turn blood red?.. prolly tommorow..
"CNN - Woman fights to keep $700,000 mistakenly wired to her account" OMG this rules.. Some woman's bank account was mistakenly the target of a bunch of UN (United Nations) "payments" from a bunch of little countries.. im not gonna ruin it too much, heres some vital paste :)..
Madakor left her $23,000-a-year job at a Manhattan textile company and bought a laundry business for $100,000, set up a college savings fund for her 10-year-old son, paid off $30,000 in credit card debt, furnished a new apartment and leased a van. She was negotiating to buy a liquor store when Chase discovered the mistake.

"Got Weed?- Horny Goat Mix" GHAHHAHAHAha (and believe it or not, its real....)
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Sent in by: Witz P. Nitz

 
December 26th
"ZDNet - Cyber pr0n star turns fugitive" OMG this owns.. k, this pr0n chick gets all hot'n'gay with the CEO of this Big company, gets some inside information, plays the stock market accordingly, makes over 88,000$ from it, then when the gov't finds out, she grabs her tits, and heads to canada.. that owns me.. after all, we Canadians get all the Hot chicks.. heh..
"BlissForWomen - She loves to stick her tongue up her Boyfriends ass" and i thought i was sexually "wierd" some of this stuff just blows my mind..
So many women feel by performing oral pleasure on their men, they are giving up some sort of power. This is such a massive misconception and in my opinion, women who don't go down on their men and get into a good suck or an ass-snack are missing out on one of the biggest turn-ons of all time: controlling your man's pleasure with one quick flick of the tongue. Most importantly, the immense pleasure it will give him will get you wet.
ROFLMAO "ass-snack" thats my new word of the day..
Sent in by: gid
"Needcom - Marketing research for panhandlers" hahahah go fill out this survey! :)..
Sent in by: Flatline
"Denver Post - Who says "Yes" blurs with time" after all is said and the book has been written the truth comes out.. fucken christians.. oh this is regarding that columbine incident, apparently Eric Harris asked one of his victims "Do you believe in God?" before he shot her. i think its totally hilarious, and the fact thats being argued now, is, "did she really say 'yes'? or was it someone else?" i can just see it "Do you believe in god" <puppy about to get stepped on Voice>".ye.. ee. s.." </voice> (sorry. im a cold hearted bastard...)
Sent in by: Iscariot (ironically enough)
 
December 25th
Happy easter... err. i Mean Merry xmas m0saqz..
.Creator

"ABCNews - Hackers Expose all" heh. k, anyone who knows anything about hax0ring has heard of the "l0pht".. they claim that they can "take down the internet in 30mins".. now when you think about it, it wouldn't be that hard.. "hard" well, all you'd have to do is, take down the phone companies.. since theres only like 10companies that do HEAVY internation stuff.. you prolly take those down, and watch their Internet Pipes go down too.. well, heres some paste for xmas :)..
On May 19, 1998, Sen. Fred Thompson (R-Tenn.) of the Senate Government Affairs Committee asked L0pht members, “I’m informed that you think that within 30 minutes the seven of you could make the Internet unusable for the entire nation. Is that correct?”
“That’s correct,” one L0pht member responded. “It would definitely take a few days for people to figure out what was going on.”
The L0pht’s workspace is not much to look at. There are a lot of circuits, old keyboards and odd tributes to the information age.
What they do is try to break into programs we’re led to believe are secure.

"ChicagoTribune - Hate groups target kids with music" heh. this kinda fits with the link below.. but from a different standpoint.. read it..
Sent in by: Iscariot
"Salon Technology - Naked Eye" Watch what you download, you might get hax0r3d. !!! f44r the backoriface...
Sent in by: Atlaz
"Weekly Wire - Why be afraid of Marilyn Manson" Holy shit this is old.. check it out "NOVEMBER 16, 1998" its over a year old and im just getting it now.. wow.. talk about slow.. i blame ICQ.. anyway. this is a pretty good article 'bout the man who leads all the peons who call themselves "goths" but dont know why their dressing in black'. fags.. kids today.. they just jump on any bandwagon, aslong as it'll make them the centre of attention.. *waaa waaaa, my mommy loves me, so im gonna be depressed, waaa waaaa"..
Sent in by: Smeagol
"More Billboards from the Godless" i love it. whoever does those signs is my owner.. "Enough with those fucking fish magnets on the backs of your cars already - Jesus" ROFLMAO
Sent in by: Witz
"Cutewoks - World of Ewoks" GHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Sent in by: Uriel_5
 
December 24th
Oh ya, and before i forget, happy day-before-christmas
.Creator
"ABCNews - Squaring off with 'Global Hell'" f44r it.. i said f44r it!
On 20/20 Monday, Brian Ross takes a look at some members of “Global Hell,” an online gang of several dozen of the most active and notorious teenage computer hackers on the Net, and the FBI’s efforts to delete these hackers from cyberspace.
Global Hell members have disrupted such Web locations as the Department of Defense and the telephone company Ameritech, and they have forced the White House Internet access to be closed down for two days.
“I don’t understand why they look at us as such bad people,” 19-year-old Patrick Gregory says. Gregory is the one of Global Hell’s founders.

"Excite - Bank Robber bungles his getaway" ghahaha. idiot locked his keys in the car! Americans.................

"The Story of Geek Claus" GAHAHHA..
Sent in by: Smeagol
"Death to all Cheerleaders" owned.
"LUBBOCK, Texas - A teenage beauty queen who failed to make the cheerleading squad withdrew from school and relinquished her crown after being accused of threatening the cheerleaders' lives. Roni Lowe, Miss Lubbock Teen USA, allegedly declared in the lunch room, 'All of the cheerleaders will disappear from the face of the Earth and everyone will know who did it.'"
Sent in by: `Nemesis
"ZDNet - Win2000: a good move" This is a neato article, telling of why (if yer running NT4svr) you should upgrade to win2k.. bleh. its kinda cool. read it.. it'll make ya smaert. S-M-A-E-R-T!
Sent in by: ^_ToXiC_^
 
December 23rd
"Excite - One in Four Online Purchasers get hosed" heh, shitty. apparently over a quarter of all Net purchases (in the xmas season) never go through. due to overwhelming loads on the server, either it drops the connection, fails to save the information or some other gay reason, it looses the transaction, read about this.. its pretty leet.
"Help with Y2K Survival Preparation" how lame.. heres some paste to go with the extra order of crap..
Hope for the best, but prepare for the worst! These are the most basic things that are needed for the first 72 hours. If you think the Y2K crisis will last longer, keep reading and check back often for additional info as it becomes available. Also check out the different links on the following web page. Most experts I have read advise you to have a least a week's suppy of necessities. PLEASE, START NOW! Good luck and take care!
Sent in by: Numbelvis
"Brickhouse - a secure web alliance" heh, someone else offering money if you can hax0r their servers.. 1000$ isn't bad.. but hey, i could care less..
Sent in by: Nadx
"Most Romantic/Sweet Things To Do For Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend" Oh god. someone kill the person who wrote this.. this should actually be labeled "SHIT NOT TO DO, UNLESS YOU WANT YOUR PARTNER TO LOSE TOTAL RESPECT FOR YOU, AND EVENTUALLY BREAK UP WITH YOUR SORRY ASS".. ya, this is total bullshit, but hey, its worth a laugh.
Sent in by: The_Brain
"Funnies - Quality Guaranteed" heh, another page dedicated to funny pics and stuff.. k, any of you out there who want to send me a funny image or something. I *DONT* want any pics of bizarre shit eating/bonebreaking/skullfucking, i reserve that stuff for Rotten.com.. not my site.. im more interested in the funny/wierd.. not the sick/twisted/killyourparent/wierd.. thanks
Sent in by: Toooool
"StickFigureDeathTheatre - StickZilla" hehe more flash fun :) i wish it was longer though, it had so much potential :)..
Sent in by: SETuseer
"Miami Harrold - Nuke the stalker sparrow that fowled fabio" GHAHAHHAHA. this owns me..
Sent in by: Nimmitz (aka bignuz)
 
December 22nd
"Jell-Sale - Unique Rubber Band Machine Guns" when you feel down.. and you wanna kill everyone, instead of reaching for your 12Gauge Solution.. Grab your Fully Automatic Rubber Band Machine Gun. err.. well, this is for kids.. not psycho postal employee's.. but i love the fact that they sell "extra clips" for these Rubber Band Guns :). hjeheh
"NASAnews - A whale of a full moon" alright ladies check this out, if you live near the equator; tonight, look up in the sky and find the moon.. cuz its gonna be Bigger and Brighter then you've ever noticed before. check it out, its pretty neat..
Sent in by: Katester
"George Bush For President Banner(gif)" ahhahahahah "NOT A CRACKHEAD ANYMORE!" owned..
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Sent in by: Flatline

"LaTimes - Virtual Child pr0n is legal Court Says" ah yes.. Kiddiepr0n enthusists everywhere will have a scape-goat clause now.. "Oh those 40gigs of 'child' pr0n on my harddrive, bah, its not 'real' its pictures of 19year old girls that i photoshopped, to make them look like 6yr olds.. isn't it great" well, when you think about it, it does make sense.. but. hey. their still freaks in my books...
Sent in by: Corn0
"error(jpg)" ROFL
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