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January 7th
"MSNBC - Tech Heavyweights join hackers" this isn't that surprizing.. Corporations have been hiring hackers for years now.. im just surprized that the l0pht sold out.. but hell.. if someone waved $10,000,000 in my face, i'd rollover, squeel, and start licking the nutz of whoever weilded the green brink..
"The Slashdot Drinking Game" hehe. only drunken geeks would ever do this...

"Look Menu - LoLo" There are some things that money can't buy.. but for this chicks breasts, i imagine any credit card would do.... and what makes it worse, she's really not that attractive...... infact, she's kinda nasty...
"Wired - WebTV to patch Email Hole" ghahah, webTV is having Security problems.. you can now send email from someone elses webtv email account, heres some paste..
WebTV is working on a fix for a security hole that enables third parties to send email from WebTV accounts.
Malicious programmers have been embedding the HTML of Web pages and newsgroups with stealthy code that can force email accounts into sending messages without the user's knowledge.
The security hole was first reported on Net4TV. The code is being used to spam WebTV's abuse mailbox and could be used to send emails to unsuspecting third parties.

"MSNBC - Little boy with big gun robs bank" Uhm this is a kid with a future..

"Final Throughts" This is cool, before you die.. you goto this website.. enter in yer 'last words' and you tell them how to contact your family and loved ones... blah blah blah..
Sent in by: Nadx
"Rock Music in deception" ghahahah. read how Rock music is telling you to worship the devil.. heheheh and they even have real audio clips.. it rules..
Sent in by: Hab
 
January 6th
"eBay - Year2000.com Domain for sale" blah blah blah.. 10,000,000 dollars later.... blah blah blah...
Local mirror here
"Wired - VapourWare '99" hehe. this is good.. read it.. i command J00~!
We received hundreds of nominations, from the sublime to the ridiculous. And though we have our own axes to grind, the Vaporware team here at Wired News selected the winners by the most democratic method around: the product with the most votes wins.

"NBC - Conan O'brian, The more you know" if you watch Conan, you'll know what im talking about.. other wise.. skip this one...
Sent in by: Brill
"PlanetQuake - The Smoking gun - KC" GHahahahahah.. if yer waiting for IonStorm to bring out Diakatana (vapourware) this should keep you occupied.. :)..
Sent in by: The_Brain
"Tampax - Free Samples" HAHAHAHAHAHAH "Getchor free sample here, Getchor free samples.."
Sent in by: Toooool
"SeanBaby - Woman Eats Prom, Sues mildly retarded immigrant" OH DEAR GOD.. Someone Call Ahab.. these whales are gonna hurt someone...
Sent in by: Atlaz
"Linus Torvalds - Official Homepage" hehe. from the guy who helped develop linux, he sure doesn't care to talk about it.. :)..
Sent in by: Nadx
 
January 5th
"Salon News - We're with stupid" ahhahaha an article about the infamous "Darwin awards" you've gotta read this, heres some pasties...
Jan. 3, 2000 | Who hasn't fantasized, at least once, about their own funeral? Rain, the soft sobs of the bereaved, an occasional wail, some fainting, a barbed eulogy that spares none and a certain person who is very, very sorry?
For the fantasy to meet certain punitive goals, of course, a specific set of circumstances is required: The death should be untimely, exotic, romantic, preventable and tragically unfair. It is preferable for the demise not to occur with pants around ankles. Also, under no circumstances should the dearly departed make the nominee list for the Darwin Awards.

"ChickenHead - Hummur(gif)" hehe, more neato banners to stick all over yer site..
Local copy here
"Miami Harold - Dave Barry" ehhe, this guy rules.. check him out..
Sent in by: Nimmitz
"Hello? Mojave Payphone site" hehe., read transcripts from a payphone in Mojave somewhere.. its kinda gay, but a couple of them are actually funny :)..
Sent in by: Katester
"Dsigns.com - y2kbug" ehhe, check this out.. more shit that broke 'cuz of y2k..
Sent in by: ^Smash
"ZDNet - Y2K causes HUGE Late fines" lol.. i wonder if this will apply for my blockbuster late fines.. heh.. might as well cut up my blockbuster card now... *Snip*..
Sent in by: Tooooooolio
 
January 4th
"MSNBC - Man plans to live entire year online" one word.... "who_gives_a_rats_ass_about_this_gay_kid"....
DALLAS, Jan. 1 — In an effort to prove how wired the world has become, a 26-year-old former computer systems manager walked into an empty Dallas house on Saturday with a laptop computer and said he doesn’t plan to leave until 2001.

"SpaceMoose - Millennium Moose" ghahahahhahahahahaha

"CNN - German salesman hits jackpot with computer glitch" blah blah blah. y2k glitch. blah blah blah. german guy makes a ba-dillion dollars. blah blah blah..

"CNN - Hundreds of defendants named in lawsuit over DVD hacking" this just goes to show you, when someone says something is "Unhackable" or "CopyPr0tected" they're just inflating their egos, then when some SMAERT kids come along, and bust the shit outta that "protection" they get all "ruffled" that they sunk the titanic.. Fuck'em, let'em get all pissy..
"Dolemite - Pimp Builder" ROFL. as my friend Flatline pointed out, I have a "puffy" shirt similar to the one featured in this flash movie thing.. but.. it fits, cuz im a P1mp0r.. so f44r!
Sent in by: Flatline
"Y2K Errors page" hehe, a nice jpeg archive of some of the y2k errors on the net.. check it out..
Local mirror here
Sent in by: Atlaz

 
January 3rd
"Excite - Underwear a hot item in latin america" Blah blah blah.. the color of yer underwear depicts the amount of good luck you'll have (in different parts of yer life, ie love, sex, rectal probing, etc.)

"Excite - Few y2k glitches to report" bleh.. im getting tired of this crap already..

"www.2600.com - y2k error" this one kinda sucks. im pretty sure they fixed it by now..
Local mirror here
"Dr. Suess Purity Test" hehe. the Dr. Suess Purity test.. bleh im only 54% pure.. argh...
Sent in by: `Nemesis
"The Militant Breastfeeding Cult" GHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA.. I am a proud member of this cult.. f44r it..
Are you a Proud Member of the Militant Breastfeeding Cult? I'll bet you didn't even know there was such a thing. According to Peggy Robin in her book Bottlefeeding Without Guilt (now renamed When Breastfeeding is Not an Option) there is! If you're not sure about the status of your membership, consider these question from Rebecca Prewett's review of Robin's book:
Sent in by: MsWas
"NetscapeNews - Trained Rats; New landmine removal teams" ahahha, i can just see it, 4000 rats, running across a field. blowing up as they stuble upon landmines.. well, this isn't the case. apprarently they can train a certain breed of rats to smell TNT (a popular explosive in the Landmine circle). oh well...
Sent in by: Speed3d
 
January 2nd
"Yahoo - Freight trains collide setting off a series of explosions but police can't say whether anyone was hurt" OMG NO! ITS NOT Y2K COMPLAINT! NOOOOOOOOOOO!/.. gay.. dont blame anyone but the 2 drunken "engineers" (notice the quotes) who decided to play chicken with 2 trains.. "THAT FUCKER, HE'LL HAVE TO TURN AWAY FIRST..."
"CNN - Mullet heads are hair today, gone tomorrow" about fucken time..

"Microsoft Y2k Compliance(jpg)" ghahahahahha
Local copy here
Sent in by: Atlaz

"The North Carolina Poop Counter" owned.. check this out, its the best use for a java applet i've ever seen.
Sent in by: Pinkberry
"FUGLY" i know i posted this ages ago, but hey, they updated.. live with it.. :)..
Sent in by: TOooooooooool
 
January 1st
"CNN - Former Beatle George Harrison hospitalized after stabbing" shitty buzz, figures, one of the few remaining beatles, gets stabbed after some m0saq robber goes apeshit... bleh.. oh well.. it happens to the best (lucky for him he didn't die.. or atleast yet)..
"Yahoo - Burger King Pokemon Recal, Biggest in history" hehe DONT BUY ANY POKEMON TOYS, THEY WILL STRANGLE YOUR CHILD...
It was too early to tell how many of the balls -- part of a promotion by the fast-food chain tied to the Pokemon craze sweeping the United States -- had been returned since Burger King initiated the voluntary recall two days ago.
Burger King denied an accusation by the Consumer Product Safety Commission that it was initially ``uncooperative'' when it learned of the child's death.
Miami-based Burger King, a unit of Britain's Diageo Plc (DGE.L), on Monday issued the recall of an estimated 25 million plastic containers enclosing Pokemon toys given away with children's meals, more than two weeks after a 13-month-old California girl reportedly suffocated when half of a ball covered her mouth and nose. Pokemon toys and trading cards are based on Japanese video-game and movie characters.

"Auckland International Airport - News Flash" ROFL "EVERYTHING IS Y2K READY, OUR CURRENT TIME IS, <Blahblah> January 1st 100.. " ya, im sure everything is ok..
Local mirror here
Sent in by: _Psychic_

"Swissinfo, Current Time in New Zealand" More y2k errors. i f44r, so far thats 2 for New Zealand.. oh well, its worth it..
Local mirror here
Sent in by: Speed3d
"News of the stupid - Stupid test" lol. check this out, uhm im still finishing it, so i'll letcha know my score is tommorow (im gay).. ehh.. well, @home is fiddling with my dns, so i can't complete this fucken thing..argh!
Sent in by: Toooooool
"Kitty Litter Remnant Revenge" ghahahah. "What to do with your Kitty Litter Remnants" if i had a cat, i'd be doing this stuff daily.. hrmm. my gf has a cat... maybe i can take advantage of that situation, and have some fun..
Sent in by: `Nemesis