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January
7th
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"MSNBC
- Tech Heavyweights join hackers" this isn't that
surprizing.. Corporations have been hiring hackers for years now.. im
just surprized that the l0pht sold out.. but hell.. if someone waved
$10,000,000 in my face, i'd rollover, squeel, and start licking the
nutz of whoever weilded the green brink..

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"The
Slashdot Drinking Game" hehe. only drunken geeks
would ever do this...

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"Look
Menu - LoLo" There are some things that money can't
buy.. but for this chicks breasts, i imagine any credit card would do....
and what makes it worse, she's really not that attractive...... infact,
she's kinda nasty...

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"Wired
- WebTV to patch Email Hole" ghahah, webTV is having
Security problems.. you can now send email from someone elses webtv
email account, heres some paste..
WebTV is working on a fix for a security hole that enables
third parties to send email from WebTV accounts.
Malicious programmers have been embedding the HTML of Web pages and
newsgroups with stealthy code that can force email accounts into sending
messages without the user's knowledge.
The security hole was first reported on Net4TV. The code is being
used to spam WebTV's abuse mailbox and could be used to send emails
to unsuspecting third parties.

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"MSNBC
- Little boy with big gun robs bank" Uhm this is
a kid with a future..

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"Final
Throughts" This is cool, before you die.. you goto
this website.. enter in yer 'last words' and you tell them how to contact
your family and loved ones... blah blah blah..
Sent in by: Nadx

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"Rock
Music in deception" ghahahah. read how Rock music
is telling you to worship the devil.. heheheh and they even have real
audio clips.. it rules..
Sent in by: Hab

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January
6th
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January
5th
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"Salon
News - We're with stupid" ahhahaha an article about
the infamous "Darwin awards" you've gotta read this, heres
some pasties...
Jan. 3, 2000 | Who hasn't fantasized, at least once,
about their own funeral? Rain, the soft sobs of the bereaved, an occasional
wail, some fainting, a barbed eulogy that spares none and a certain
person who is very, very sorry?
For the fantasy to meet certain punitive goals, of course, a specific
set of circumstances is required: The death should be untimely, exotic,
romantic, preventable and tragically unfair. It is preferable for
the demise not to occur with pants around ankles. Also, under no circumstances
should the dearly departed make the nominee list for the Darwin Awards.

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"ChickenHead
- Hummur(gif)" hehe, more neato banners to stick
all over yer site..
Local copy here

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"Miami
Harold - Dave Barry" ehhe, this guy rules.. check
him out..
Sent in by: Nimmitz

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"Hello?
Mojave Payphone site" hehe., read transcripts from
a payphone in Mojave somewhere.. its kinda gay, but a couple of them
are actually funny :)..
Sent in by: Katester

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"Dsigns.com
- y2kbug" ehhe, check this out.. more shit that
broke 'cuz of y2k..
Sent in by: ^Smash

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"ZDNet
- Y2K causes HUGE Late fines" lol.. i wonder if
this will apply for my blockbuster late fines.. heh.. might as well
cut up my blockbuster card now... *Snip*..
Sent in by: Tooooooolio

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January
4th
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"MSNBC
- Man plans to live entire year online" one word....
"who_gives_a_rats_ass_about_this_gay_kid"....
DALLAS, Jan. 1 — In an effort to prove how wired the
world has become, a 26-year-old former computer systems manager walked
into an empty Dallas house on Saturday with a laptop computer and
said he doesn’t plan to leave until 2001.

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"SpaceMoose
- Millennium Moose" ghahahahhahahahahaha

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"CNN
- German salesman hits jackpot with computer glitch"
blah blah blah. y2k glitch. blah blah blah. german guy makes a ba-dillion
dollars. blah blah blah..

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"CNN
- Hundreds of defendants named in lawsuit over DVD hacking"
this just goes to show you, when someone says something is "Unhackable"
or "CopyPr0tected" they're just inflating their egos, then
when some SMAERT kids come along, and bust the shit outta that "protection"
they get all "ruffled" that they sunk the titanic.. Fuck'em,
let'em get all pissy..

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"Dolemite
- Pimp Builder" ROFL. as my friend Flatline pointed
out, I have a "puffy" shirt similar to the one featured in
this flash movie thing.. but.. it fits, cuz im a P1mp0r.. so f44r!
Sent in by: Flatline

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"Y2K
Errors page" hehe, a nice jpeg archive of some of
the y2k errors on the net.. check it out..
Local mirror here
Sent in by: Atlaz

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January
3rd
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"Excite
- Underwear a hot item in latin america" Blah blah
blah.. the color of yer underwear depicts the amount of good luck you'll
have (in different parts of yer life, ie love, sex, rectal probing,
etc.)
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"Excite
- Few y2k glitches to report" bleh.. im getting
tired of this crap already..

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"www.2600.com
- y2k error" this one kinda sucks. im pretty sure
they fixed it by now..
Local mirror here

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"Dr.
Suess Purity Test" hehe. the Dr. Suess Purity test..
bleh im only 54% pure.. argh...
Sent in by: `Nemesis

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"The
Militant Breastfeeding Cult" GHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA..
I am a proud member of this cult.. f44r it..
Are you a Proud Member of the Militant Breastfeeding
Cult? I'll bet you didn't even know there was such a thing. According
to Peggy Robin in her book Bottlefeeding Without Guilt (now renamed
When Breastfeeding is Not an Option) there is! If you're not sure
about the status of your membership, consider these question from
Rebecca Prewett's review of Robin's book:
Sent in by: MsWas

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"NetscapeNews
- Trained Rats; New landmine removal teams" ahahha,
i can just see it, 4000 rats, running across a field. blowing up as
they stuble upon landmines.. well, this isn't the case. apprarently
they can train a certain breed of rats to smell TNT (a popular explosive
in the Landmine circle). oh well...
Sent in by: Speed3d

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January
2nd
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January
1st
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"CNN
- Former Beatle George Harrison hospitalized after stabbing"
shitty buzz, figures, one of the few remaining beatles, gets stabbed
after some m0saq robber goes apeshit... bleh.. oh well.. it happens
to the best (lucky for him he didn't die.. or atleast yet)..

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"Yahoo
- Burger King Pokemon Recal, Biggest in history"
hehe DONT BUY ANY POKEMON TOYS, THEY WILL STRANGLE YOUR CHILD...
It was too early to tell how many of the balls -- part
of a promotion by the fast-food chain tied to the Pokemon craze sweeping
the United States -- had been returned since Burger King initiated
the voluntary recall two days ago.
Burger King denied an accusation by the Consumer Product Safety Commission
that it was initially ``uncooperative'' when it learned of the child's
death.
Miami-based Burger King, a unit of Britain's Diageo Plc (DGE.L), on
Monday issued the recall of an estimated 25 million plastic containers
enclosing Pokemon toys given away with children's meals, more than
two weeks after a 13-month-old California girl reportedly suffocated
when half of a ball covered her mouth and nose. Pokemon toys and trading
cards are based on Japanese video-game and movie characters.

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"Auckland
International Airport - News Flash" ROFL "EVERYTHING
IS Y2K READY, OUR CURRENT TIME IS, <Blahblah> January 1st 100..
" ya, im sure everything is ok..
Local mirror here
Sent in by: _Psychic_

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"Swissinfo,
Current Time in New Zealand" More y2k errors. i
f44r, so far thats 2 for New Zealand.. oh well, its worth it..
Local mirror here
Sent in by: Speed3d

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"News
of the stupid - Stupid test" lol. check this out,
uhm im still finishing it, so i'll letcha know my score is tommorow
(im gay).. ehh.. well, @home is fiddling with my dns, so i can't complete
this fucken thing..argh!
Sent in by: Toooooool

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"Kitty
Litter Remnant Revenge" ghahahah. "What to
do with your Kitty Litter Remnants" if i had a cat, i'd be doing
this stuff daily.. hrmm. my gf has a cat... maybe i can take advantage
of that situation, and have some fun..
Sent in by: `Nemesis

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