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declare today "SEX DAY"... (aka, pleasure yer partner day).Creator  
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| "GirlFriend
Remote Control(jpg)" heh, another one of these "remotes"..
(im having dns issues, so i wont be able to mirror this one..) Sent in by: Data Disruptor
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| "Dee's
Sexy Tutorials" This one owns me.. check it out.. |
"Oraw
- Oral Sex guide" ok, since im going to be trying
to get a new banner company, i better post all my vulgar links now..
so ya, heres yer Oral Sex Guide :)..
When a woman finds a man who is good at oral sex, she's found a treasure she's not going to let go of too soon. She is going to hold on to him for dear life, not even telling her girlfriends. He would become the most popular man in town. Most guys can make love, but not all are good at oral sex. So, here are a few hints and tips.
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| "What/Where
is the Grafenberg-Spot?" heh. ya.. this is like
a map, with a big "X" over "the spot"
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| "BBCNews
- Gary Glitter smuggled out of prison" No he didn't
escape.. apparently some people dont like him (i dont blame'em, just
look at his hair.. *gasp*) hehe..
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| "Windows
'99 Beer(jpg)" hehe. nothing like weak copy right
laws to promote Trademark infringment.. :).. Local copy here Sent in by: Nadx
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| "Counter-strike
- Picshot" hehe. ah yes.. All the gaming technology
in the world, and this is what we make..... Sent in by: SirHugh
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| "Aeon
Flux as a skin bag" *Spoooooge* Sent in by: Brandi
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"Landover
baptist - Pokemon? Poke yourself Satan!" Whooohooo..
all hail satan~! cept now he's in the form of Pokemon~!
Earlier this week at Landover's Wednesday evening service, children's pastor Marty Richards told 714 kids ages 2 through 10 that Pokemon is evil and was sent to this planet under direct orders from Satan himself.Sent in by: ^_ToXiC_^
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| "Our
First Anal Sex" this is just a joke kiddies, dont
get all excited/arroused.. Sent in by: Flatline
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| "Y2K
Bug - ABCNews.au" notice the date in the top left..
"Saturday, January 1st, 100" silly rabbits.. Local copy here Sent in by: esses
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| "The
Bleeding Eyebrow" Whoa, f44r the smarter man.. check
this shit out... Sent in by: Prospero
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| "hehe-priceless(jpg)"
heres another one of these "Caught, and posted on the internet"
shots, its a bit more disgusting then the others that i have posted,
but its funnier, cuz, if you look under the "gentlemen in question"
theres a girl there.. hehe. just imagine how she feels :). heheheh Local copy here Sent in by: _Psychic_
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| "Ain't
it coolNews - SpiderMan the Movie" Oh ya, comics
baq on the silver screen (ever since last year when SuperMan with Nick
Cage got canned, it looked fairly bleak whether or not we'd see any
more Classic Comics returning to the Global spotlight).. anyway, i hate
to spoil the article.. but.. imagine Bruce Campbell as Spiderman.. hehe.
i wonder if they could work some serious Sex/Violence into it (ala EvilDead).
Sent in by: Nadx (www.thinkbubba.com)
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| "Date
with Anglo" i dont get it... Sent in by: `Nemesis
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| "InternetNews
- Failed blackmail attempt leads to credit card theft"
f44r the russians.. this kid, busted "CDUniverse.com" and
stole 300,000 cc#'s (Credit Card Numbers) and was distributing them
for free from his website (f44r) oh well. this is actually pretty cool,
so check it out..
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"ABCNews
- Uri Geller: Litigious Psychic" ghahha, some psychic
is sueing Nintendo, cuz "they stole his likeliness" meaning,
that there is some Pokemon character that does what he does :)..
Uri Geller, the internationally famous spoon-bending psychic, says the folks at Nintendo have ripped off his likeness and used it in an evil Pokémon character, Kadabra — a utensil-wielding pocket monster with the telepathic power to induce headaches in foesSo wait, just cuz this character uses forks and knives, and inspires headaches, This guy thinks he can win this court case.. i doubt it.. if it matters, all the pokemon characters inspire headaches in me...
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| "Yahoo
- AOL, Time Warner; Biggest Merge in History" Oh
god.. for reasons like this, i hate the world.. cuz soon its all gonna
be owned by AOL.. im waiting for them to put a bid on Intel, or AMD..
Oh well, it wont be long before they turn the Time Warner Media Group
into a Bloatware company...
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| "BBCNews
- Police Floored by wrestling 999" Guh, there are
way too many old-stupid people in the world.. this is just another example.. Sent in by: _psychic_
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| "Styleproject
- MyNiggaz.avi" ill try not to be racist, but this
owns.. Sent in by: Uriel_5 (The blackest of the whiteman)
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| "CNN
- Oh Barney! Nude Images in singalong book" ghahahah,
ya sure... this was a "printing mistake" ahhahahahah.. im
sure the printer guy saw Fightclub, and wanted to pull his own "projectionist"
style stunt.. hehehe Sent in by: Iscariot
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"On
Facial Cumshots" an article pretaining to the "What
makes Facials so attractive to men?" and it rules, i'll paste some
jizz so you know what to expect..
I think it is safe to say that most men consider the perfect finale to fellatio to be climaxing into/onto a beautiful girl's face. Is it possible to separate the more immediate and simpler pleasure of the underlying ejaculation from the more complex sensual and aesthetic properties of the facial cumshot ? Authorities are strangely silent on the question. One might expect that Alphonse Donatien de Sade, D.H. Lawrence, or Henry Miller would have covered the topic, but this writer is unaware of any such treatment in their works. Far be it for me to trod in their footsteps, but I shall attempt in this modest essay to shed some light on the problem.Sent in by: SirHugh (warning this is a hUghRL)
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| "Golgo
13 - Bil Keane Briefing" Ghahah, anyone who's seen
the Japanime "Golgo 13" (or played the video game) knows exactly
what to expect, check it out, its almost like a "click through
story" :). hehe.. Sent in by: Pr0phet
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| "Songboy
- mp3 player for your gameboy" hehe this thing is
pretty neat, its got 16megs of storage, and only costs $ 99.00 check
it out. (presuming you have a working gameboi, mine died ages ago)..
Sent in by: Uriel_5
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| "I
hate my computer" heh "Techs on Range"
this is pretty funny, some guy, got pissed at his computer.. so he took
it out into the woods. grabbed a shotgun, a .22 and some other toys,
and shot the crap out of it.. then took pictures :) heh. pretty cool
in my books.. Sent in by: Tooolio
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| "JeffK
- My Homepage" haha, this is another link from the
guy who did "What i did on new years" (from yesterday) check
it out, this guy owns... Sent in by: _Psychic_
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| "CNN
- Police say florida man swallowed 55crack pipes"
Gotta get high... Gotta get high... Gotta get high... Gotta get high...
Gotta get high... Gotta get high... Gotta get high... Gotta get high...
Gotta get high... Gotta get high... Gotta get high... Gotta get high...
Gotta get high... Gotta get high... Gotta get high... Gotta get high...
Gotta get high... Gotta get high... Gotta get high... Gotta get high...
Gotta get high... Gotta get high... Gotta get high... Gotta get high...
(you get the idea) silly americans.. Sent in by: Aphelion
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| "Patents
- US5501650: Automated masturbatory device" uh heh.
im tired, and sick so forgive the short descriptions..
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| "Bears
1999-07-15" Guh, beats the shizz outta me.. i have
no idea whats going on here.. but it looks cool.. Sent in by: Atlaz
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"WTFWJD
- Activism" Wtf would jesus do? heres some paste..
:)..
Q. As you are leaving the worksite for the day, a child openly admires your hammer and asks to see it...Sent in by: Numbelvis
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| "Playboy.com
- Virtual Gillian" i feer, check this out, a playmate
talking about linux, i think im about to spunk.. she's a hottie too..
Sent in by: Tin
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| "What
i did on new years" ghahah. this owns.. i love the
AOL reference it really sets the mood.. Sent in by: asdf3d
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"cr0bar's
parody of the matrix" bwhahahahahahahahahhahahaha...
l00k 4t m3, tr1nity. i'm an er33t hax0r. i 0wn j00
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| "Mercury
Center - China to ban government use of Windows 2000"
hehe, china doesn't like the fact that Microsoft will own them if they
use it.. since they hate the west, their willing to work with lesser
software (lesser, who am i kidding, windows sucks.... Dos was better...
well... in my mind).. heh
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| "Welcome
to the Official Webpage of Troma Entertainment"
Sick.. this is absolutly sick... and it figures.. look who it was sent
in by.. Sent in by: Smeagol
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| "Sexual
Averages" for anyone who's seen the movie "The
Pentagon Wars", (if you found the sheep specs thing hilarious)
you'll love this, cuz its "Human Sex Specs" hehhehe.. Sent in by: sod
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| "Nude
Overclockers" heh, well, if i was looking for a
someone to overclock a PC with.. i guarantee it would be with a nude
chick... course, she'd be real, not some Poser Rendered chick.. but
hey, synthetic boobs are better then no boobs... Sent in by: Tooool
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| "Currents
- Win32.Crypto Virus" f44r it... f44r it.. I SAID
F33R IT! DAMNJ00~ Sent in by: Flatline
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