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January 21st
"ZDTV - Transmeta Mystery Unveiled" anyone who wants to read about next generation CPU's, you've gotta read about this its called the "Carusoe" and it sounds cool..

"Engrish - Perfect Mounting(jpg)" hehe, i love Japanese->english translation :)..
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Sent in by: Destru

"Mensa Internation - Mensa Workout" k, this is a pretty neato quiz.. when i started doing it, i thought "Great. another test to prove that im an idiot".. but hey, heres my results.. it says "i ham so smaert"..
Your score was 24 out of 30, which places you in the 93rd percentile. If you decide to take the Mensa test, you might not qualify for membership. Please note that the Mensa Workout is NOT the official Mensa test, and your score will not qualify or disqualify you for membership.
Sent in by: Brill
"Lycos - Naya Kamasutra(mov)" Guh, this is some wierd shit..
Sent in by: Uriel_5
"The Worlds only Ass Kicking Machine" GHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA.. There was definatly a need to invent this device. :)..
Sent in by: Kimberry
 
January 20th
"Land Over Baptist - Ricky Martin Sends Our Children to a Sexual Hell" More fun at "Land over Baptist"..:)...

"CNN - Tall men get the girls, and have more kids then shortmen" hahhaha. . it is now proven.. thats why im glad to be 6'3" :) hehe.

"Welcome to Ladies of Landover" bhahaha, this is obviously a joke site, but listen to the waves.. their hilarious :)..

"IRCNews - mIRC Announces 10th Registration" this has gotta be a joke..... I could easily see Khalad (mIRC guy) making ba-dillions of dollars off his software

"CopyCat Pie Perv Burnt(jpg)" hahah. remember American Pie (the movie) well, someone apparently tried it.. heh...
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Sent in by: _Psychic_ (and brill)

"CNN - Mir touted as Orbiting business park Cum Space spa" i love it when people use the word "cum" in the proper context.. it makes me feel so dirty :). heheh..
"There have been other, previous efforts (to save Mir) which have not been very serious. This is an extremely serious effort and we want to be very careful," Manber told Reuters in an interview, stressing that the final deal with the Russians had yet to be signed.
"We believe that if we are successful, the renovation of Mir will be one of the great undertakings of the century," Manber said. "People worldwide will share in the pleasure and the drama of keeping the Mir open for business. But the challenges ahead are great."
Sent in by: Tooool
"Gay Sam" ROFLMAO im not gonna ruin this.. just think "Dr. Seuss spoof" :).
Sent in by: Skoo
 
January 19th
Ok, Today is an important day.. i am going to declare today International Mullet Day.. i want all you freak-o kids, to go out, get yer hair cut in the "mullet" fashion, take pics, and send'em to me :). heh. (ya i dont really expect you to do that, but if ya do, i will post'em :).. heh. so ya, since today is mullet day, all the links are gonna be Mullet-Related. :)..
.Creator

"Mullet Man" The Mullet's Superhero....

"Mullets Galore" haah. they actually have a "mullet of the week" section :). check it out.. also checkout the mullet vocabulary :)..
mulletude (mu' li' tewd) the attitude that comes with the adornment of the mullet, behaviors can include the following: beating one's spouse, scowling or sneering at those who don't have mullets, engaging in fights on a regular basis (preferably with those who are not part of the mullet brotherhood), stealing, pedophilia, listening to butt-rock, attending monster truck rallies, driving a Chevrolet Camaro (model years 1970-1993) or mini-truck, snorting crank, working in construction, misogyny, getting angry at the drop of a hat, date rape, speaking in an inappropriately loud voice.
"Snorting Crank" hahahahah
"Trans-Sexual-Mullet(jpg)" BHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH this sums it all up..
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"Hairboutique - Mullet Hairstyle 1999" k, i know its already year 2000, but this is still funny, and its only a couple months old :).. but its a great article on the history of mullets, along with a couple celeb. mullet shots heh..

"MulletPatrol - The Mullet Ticket" hehe. print a bunch of these out, and have'em ready.. just incase you see a mullet..

"US Postal Inspection - GEORGE LOUIS SCAVELLI" hahahah "Greatful Dead Mullet" heheh
CAUTIONARY DATA:
Escape risk. Scavelli escaped following arrest in San Francisco 3-29-92. Known to frequent Grateful Dead Concerts. At the time of his initial arrest, Scavelli had shoulder length blond hair and a full beard.

 
January 18th
"MSNBC - Finacier has big plans for MIR" i think its time for the russians to cut their losses, and let the fucker fall in the atmosphere...

"FoxWire - Sean "Puffy" Combs indicted on weapons charges" hehhe, i can see this being used in his next album "YA IM GANGSTA BITCHEZ. DONT FUXOR WIF ME J00 SH33P~!" k, thats a bit exagerated.. but hey its funny :)..

"FoxWire - Bill Gates promotes Ballmer to CEO" hrmm. i dont know why he'd choose to do this.. he's prolly old, and tired of doing all the day-to-day bullshit at MS.. oh well.. i doubt this will have any major affect on MS's products...

"Pilot(jpg)" heh.
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Sent in by: Tooolio

"The HelloKitty Vibrator(jpg)" ROFLMAO
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Sent in by: Jello-

 
January 17th
"PathFinder - A New Legal Strategy: The Twinkernet Defense" Idiots "I was lost in the internet, so i emailed a Bomb Threat to the Columbine School; oh and im an idiot"..
The lawyer for Michael Campbell, the 18-year-old Florida man who forced a two-day closing of Columbine High last month via an e-mailed bomb threat, is using a novel defense: Internet addiction. Campbell pleaded not guilty on Wednesday, with his lawyer claiming the young man's actions occurred in a semi-delusional state, the result of being lost in cyberspace. But if history is any indication, the defense will prove little more than publicity stunt — Campbell's lawyer, Ellis Rubin, has previously waged unsuccessful modernity-based defenses, including television addiction and Prozac-induced nymphomania.

"BBCNews - hackers target Nuclear weapons lab" You know your kid is too smart (or stupid - its a VERY fine line) when him and a couple of his friends, steal some ISP Accounts, then choose to hax0r The Sandia and Oak Ridge National Laboratories.. silly rabbits..

"Say it with Flowers(jpg)" heh, with valentines day just around the corner, i think this is appropriate..
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Sent in by: Toooool

"Le Peniscope(jpg)" ROFL. God.. is it just me, or do the French have the Stupidest Ideas.. (you can quote me on that)..
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Sent in by: Papercut

"Girlie Postcards" Oh ya, if lithographed chicks from the 40's/50's float yer boat, this sites for you..
Sent in by: Smeagol
"Snarg.net" Uhm... i dont get it.. This is another one of these "Sites with no purpose but to look cool".. heh. check it..
Sent in by: Vision
 
January 16th
"Bert is evil" ya, if you check i posted this a bit over a year ago, but hey, its come a long way.. check out some of the updates :).. ehh

"PenisMightier - Gay BBQ(jpg)" ROFL
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Sent in by: Atlaz

"Hardocp - Lego Case(jpg)" if lego didn't insulate heat, i'd already have mine made :\...
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Sent in by: Toooool

"Anti-Establishment Clothing" hahaha. this owns.. check it out.. im gonna put in an order tommorow.. ;) (Update: Link has been fixed.. sorry for the Confusion)
Sent in by: Nimmitz
 
January 15th
"Yahoo - Bubbles in Guiness Puzzle Solved" ah yes.. this mystery has finally been solved.. anyone who's sat down infront of a Pint of Guiness, knows.. that the Bubbles appear to travel downwards (you know what i mean).. anyway. "Scientists have solved the riddle".. hey wait? why are scientists spending time on something so trivial.. specially since it has no practical purpose.. whatever..
"Bettie Page Webring" Uuuuuh.. you all should know what this is about...
Sent in by: Smeagol
"International Chindogu Society" The Backscratchers T-Shirt.. how gay can you possibly get.. im dumbfounded..
Sent in by: `Nemesis
"List of Windoze Errors" heh. k some of these are dumb, but acouple of them are actually amusing.. check it..
Sent in by: Ellis_Dee
"Adult Video News - Sabrina Breaks The Gangbang Record" hehe. some chick "Sabrina Johnson" or something just broke the Gangbang record.. she had sex with 2000 guys over the course of 2days.. im all freaked out.. i can't believe any girl would put themselves throught that..
Actually, it may only be beginning. The media interest was such that, Carelli says, Fox News plans to catch up with Johnson and Fleshtone at CES in Las Vegas, for part of a news feature. Also, the team will do a second installment of The Jerry Springer Show to be aired next month, with the filming to be done following CES. And, the gangbang itself is being digitized for Internet broadcast in the first week of February.
So wait until Febuary
Sent in by: tleilax