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January 31st
"Sesame Street 2000(jpg)" uhm.. this isn't how i remember playing with my Sesame Street toys...
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"Booyah(jpg)" heh, heres another one of these "I thought no one was looking" pictures.. check it out.. (i think the chick is kinda chunky?~ or atleast she's got a big gut for a slut.. )
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"The Green Sheisse" k, this is a rather Opinionated review of "The Green Mile" (which i hear is fabulous).. but ya, its all "KILL WHITEY~!".. (not literally though)

"How to Determine your StarWars Name" hehe, k, this doesn't really work, and it would be cooler if it had a little java script0r that did all the work for ya, but heres how i turned out.. "Bucsh Cotor, The Nan Lincoln of Percocete".. hehe.
Sent in by: ^_ToXiC_^
"Conley's Quarter Scale Dodge Vyper V-10" check this out.. this is one of the coolest things i've ever seen.. k. this is a "FULLY FUNCTIONAL" 1/4 scale Dodge Vyper.. ya, you read that right.. it actually works.. its got a 7CI V10 engine, pumping out 7HP.. i feer..
Sent in by: Hans
 
January 30th
Gah. Finally. back on my feet. most of you who dont know me in person, you wouldn't know that like 90% of my home network shitted out on the 28th of this month.. my feersome computer rebuilding skillz and my uhm wait. i suck at building/fixing computers.. but hey. i managed to pull this rabbit outta my ass.. so finally im baq up.. and ready to kick some ass0r..
.Creator
"Wired - DVD Lawyers Release Code by accident" ROFL.. the stupid kids... the code they are trying to keep secret, they accidently release to the public in some gay lawyer shit press thingy/evidence thingy.. oh well.. once again, someone fucked up, and the world is watching :)..
"Lara Croft - Linux Chick(jpg)" heh,
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Sent in by: _Psychic_ (HAPPY BIFDAY NUGGETZ~!)

"Liquid Shadows - Testicle Cam" Uhm heh.. Ooops.
Sent in by: Maxtype
"ZDNet - BubbleBoy Virus Attacks the internet" ah yes.. finally... er wait.. i mean, F44r~!@.. this is the first virus that is spread over email, and it DOESNT require you to open it or, view an attachment.. this is some hardcore shit..
Sent in by: ^_ToXiC_^
"The Miracle of Sport Utility Vehicles" GHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Sent in by: Brill
 
January 28th
"Leisure Town - Cartoons" i dont get it, but it looks funny.....

"Wired - Clinton Favors computer Snooping" Oh great... more of this "PRO NO CHOICE" shit.. from big brother himself.. heres some paste...
The Clinton administration wants to be able to send federal agents armed with search warrants into homes to copy encryption keys and implant secret back doors onto computers.
"When criminals like drug dealers and terrorists use encryption to conceal their communications, law enforcement must be able to respond in a manner that will not thwart an investigation or tip off a suspect," Attorney General Janet Reno and Deputy Defense Secretary John Hamre wrote in a seven-page letter to Congress.

"The Last Nerve - Shut Up You~" ROFL "Snappy Gay Answers, to Stupid Straight Questions" hahahahahha this is BEYOND worth the click.. GO NOW~@
Sent in by: skoo
"Miami Herald - Sunrise man held in mutilation calls" ok this is fucked... if some guy called your house, saying he was a doctor, and told you to do all this shit (which required a razor and nail polish remover) would you?.. like, self mutilation stuff.. i can't believe some of the people he called actually did what he instructed......
Sent in by: Maddog666
"Robs Really Bad page" OMG this site rules... check it out, unfortunatly its Very Heavy in the Graphics department.. so modemers beware (but its worth the wait)..
Sent in by: Kanuchsa
"AmpLand - Cat Carrier" heh, check this out, its pretty funny, oh and go up a couple dirs, to find the pr0n links..
Sent in by: Ghaleon
"The Penguin Computer Case" heheh, i need one of these..
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Sent in by: Setuseer

 
January 27th
"ABCNews - Lawyers still expect y2k attack" blah blah blah y2k is bad blah blah blah

"The Cardboard PC" oh ya, well doesn't paper insulate heat? Oh ya. thats what i thought...
Sent in by: gid
"Atlas of United States Mortatily" ah yes, they finally published it...
Released to the public on April 14, 1997, this atlas is the first to show all leading causes of death by race and sex for small U.S. geographic areas referred to as Health Service Areas (HSA's). The 18 causes of death included in this atlas account for 83 percent of all deaths in the United States during 1988-92. In addition to maps with age-adjusted death rates for each HSA, the atlas includes maps that compare each HSA rate to the national rate, smoothed maps for each cause that show the broad geographic patterns at selected ages, and a chart with regional rates for each cause of death.
Sent in by: Spectre
"Weak people worship here(jpg)" ROFL
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Sent in by: Tom Servo

"The Most complete and useless pickup lines" check out the "straight to the point" lines.. they rule me..
Sent in by: _Psychic_ (The ladies man~!)
 
January 26th
Excuse the short descriptions, but im WAY behind in posting links, so its gonna be a big update, but with short descriptions..
.Creator

"ZDNet - Mp3 under fire from music Biz" Blah Blah Blah Mp3's are bad Blah Blah Blah

"NYTimes - @home puts speed limits on users" still, in Canada, there are NO reports of bandwidth limiting (yet, *knock on w00d*)

"MSNBC - Mitnick goes free, but must remain away from technology" so wait, Mr. Kevin Mitnick can't answer a phone, use a vibrator, or string 2 cups together to make a crude phone.. (well, negate the last one) :) for the next 3 years.. sha.. right.. i wonder how long that will hold up... "Mr. Mitnick, you also must stay away from anything Carbon based..."
"The Handballing Guide" Dont go here. its not what you think.. if you think you know what there referring too, yer wrong.. so DONT click it..
Sent in by: Hee-la
"Application to join the mafia" ROFL, print this out, and pass it around the office..
Sent in by: Spectre
"Master and Apprentice" hehehe. this is good.. anyone who liked the starwars movie (episode ass err one) you'll like this.. but hey, i hated the movie, and this is still funny :)..
Sent in by: Destru
"BlackMetal Hanson" *snicker* i justed watched "Detroit Rock City" for the first time the other night, and all i can say is.. KISS still RULES~! and hanson sux0rs..
Sent in by: ShadoWolf
"Animal Euthenasia Foundation" i love this ad..
Sent in by: `Nemesis
"Why Old people shouldn't Drive, or use the automatic teller machines" Ghahahahahahah
It seems the older the driver, the LARGER the car they must drive. Often you will see an old shriveled man driving a huge Cadillac or Lincoln. They drive these cars so that when they hit people, THEY don't get hurt. They just end up killing poor innocent people who happen to be driving NEAR them at an inopportune moment. Despite what the media tells us, OLDER DRIVERS HAVE MORE ACCIDENTS percentage-wise than younger drivers. The number of accidents involving young drivers is higher because there are more younger people on the road. But if you look at percentages for the respective populations, OLDER PEOPLE have more accidents. My friend Scott and I are tired of reading headlines like "Mildred Oldfuck of Smithville, had heart-attack at wheel, plowed into car, killing three toddlers who had a fucking life. " I would HAPPILY pay more taxes to run little taxi services for them so we could get their slow
hey, i used to drive a lincoln..
Sent in by: Smeagol
 
January 25th
"No Male Bonding(jpg)" Bhahahahahah
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Sent in by: Destru

"Miami Herald - Obstetrician carved his initials in mom's abdomen" hahah. check this out. this is sooooo classy.. k. this doctor, was delivering this chicks kids via Caesarean section, then after he was done, he carved his initials in her abdomen.. ya, he's fucken Van goht (sp) now.. i feer this crazy kinda shit.. like WTF?~! oh well, the mom is now suing the perpetrator.. so read it.. its worth a laugh..
Sent in by: Aphelion
"HornyFem - ircII Scriptbot logs" hehe, nice IRC Logs :). check it out..
Question:
What do you get when you combine ircII, a pseudo-intelligent chat program called Splotch, the nickname "hornyfem," and a bunch of sex-crazed net geeks?
Answer:
These:

Sent in by: Shiznat
"The Spiderman Script (latest revision)" mmmm spiderman script.....mmmmm.. (i'll read it tonight, its prolly gay)
Sent in by: Brill
"Digital Discipline" haha, this is part of the "Digital Fetish".. i love the "Cat5 o'eight tails" :) heheheh
Sent in by: Kanuchsa
 
January 24th
Oh and i finally fixed my archives section, it is now up to date, but all the links at the top dont quite work. so, ya, when i change my Site layout again, it'll all work.. so ya.
.Creator

"MSNBC - Physicists corral a quantum cat" More neato shit on Quantum Computers (of the future)..

"CNN - Spanish Town abandons annual goat toss" ghahahahahhah.. i wanna have an annual goat toss at my house...

"Yahoo - The end of the Net as we know it" You know what.. if you come to this page. and you read it everyday... this is one of the articles you just CANT miss.. infact.. this is the first NEWS article i've ever wanted to mirror, and save for posterity. so Read it.. i'll paste a little so you know what your in for.. cuz this shit is like the future, carved in stone..
Will that be end of the Net as we know it now? After all, AOL will continue to grow, preying upon the ignorant masses that will unwittingly spread across the net like locusts, devouring bandwidth and overwhelming servers across America.
Then the technically savvy will begin creating their own Internet -- to avoid using the mess that has become AOL-infested.
Slowly, their home networks will grow and grow, and begin connecting to each other with frame relay, connecting to existing private LANs, going wireless to the people across the street, drilling holes in the floor to run Ethernet to the apartments below.
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"Excite - Internet-Names Challenge Rejected" Blah Blah Blah Internic Sucks Blah Blah Blah FREE KEVIN~!
The National Science Foundation, an independent federal agency, provides federal financial support for scientific research and science education programs. Under an agreement with the agency, Network Solutions has registered on a first-come, first-served basis more than 5 million addresses since 1992 for the top-level domains - those with "com," "org" and "net" suffixes. Internet domain names can be worth plenty. For example, a Houston businessman recently sold the domain name business.com for $7.5 million.

"The Ancient and Hermetic Order of the Tea Pot" hehe, check this out, all my boxes are now running the "Pipes" screen saver in hopes to see one of these rare specimens..
Sent in by: Kanuchsa
"Its Official - Black computers are faster" i hope this is a tongue-in-cheek kinda article, cuz im nearly positive that the case of yer computer could care less which color it is.. (although, they always look cooler in Black)...
Sent in by: Shiznat
"The Amazing VulvaBed" Ghahahahahahhahahah this bed owns...
Sent in by: Atlaz
 
January 23rd
"CNN - Storage rich Mp3 players on the horizon" f44r the future of piracy..

"MSNBC - Splitting Hairs for the indecisive" haha, this "book" declares the "Mullet Hair style" as a "hairstyle for the gods" hahahahahahahahahhaha..

"Ain't it Cool News - Xmen Unmasked but dressed" Coolsaq, about time these shots get leaked.. This is a listing with pictures (before and after) of most of the actors in the new "X-Men" movie.. anyway, some of the costumes actually look fairly accurate (even though the last time i saw/read an X-Men comic was about 10years ago.. ) but ya, Wolverine looks kinda gay. but it could just be the picture..
Sent in by: Brillium
"The Wonderful Wank-o-Meter" This is cool, k, it looks like your standard CGI Script, that dls the webpage (the one that you wanna test to see how much it sucks/wanks).. then it displays the "rank of wank" in a neato little histogram (uhm is that what im thinking of?). heres my wankability..
Sent in by: Kanuchsa
"Minerva Walker - Virtual jokes" heh, i dont get it.....
Sent in by: Destru
"Americans for Purity - Winning the war on masterbation" BHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Sent in by: zCerr
 
January 22nd
"MSNBC - Whitney Houston Stopped for pot at airport" WTF is happening to all the black role models in our society.. First Puff Daddy gets caught with 2 Gats.. and now, this.. Whitney Houston smoking pot.. im appauled..
"CNN - Blind man percieves images with Camera Wired to brain" Wow, i feer.. i wonder if this device that he has runs on USB?.. just imagine that, having a USB port in the back of yer head.. Plug Dig. Cameras, Scanners, etc. hhe. i feer..
"CanadaGirls.com" ahhaha.. if this isn't a wierd Fetish i dont know what is.. "I MUST GET CANADIAN CHICKS~!" (uhm you could just move to canada :). hheh..

"Feral Cheryl - The Doll" hahahaha check this out..
Feral Cheryl has a diverse following.. from little girls to former hippies, avid doll collectors and those who hate Barbie.. across gender, age and lifestyles, from New York City to Wagga Wagga.

"Zen - The mantras" F33r the Zen Master..
Sent in by: Nadx
"Brain Candy - the complete transcript" KIDS IN THE HALL RULE!@~ (FUCK YOU CORPORATE AMERICA FOR RUINING THEM~!). heh. with pictures.. its pretty cool..
Sent in by: Hee-la
"Mike Pasky's Homeypage" i dont get it, but i hate this guy :).. heheh
Sent in by: Caylith