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January
31st
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"Sesame
Street 2000(jpg)" uhm.. this isn't how i remember
playing with my Sesame Street toys...
Local copy here

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"Booyah(jpg)"
heh, heres another one of these "I thought no one was looking"
pictures.. check it out.. (i think the chick is kinda chunky?~ or atleast
she's got a big gut for a slut.. )
Local copy here

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"The
Green Sheisse" k, this is a rather Opinionated review
of "The Green Mile" (which i hear is fabulous).. but ya, its
all "KILL WHITEY~!".. (not literally though)

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"How
to Determine your StarWars Name" hehe, k, this doesn't
really work, and it would be cooler if it had a little java script0r
that did all the work for ya, but heres how i turned out.. "Bucsh
Cotor, The Nan Lincoln of Percocete".. hehe.
Sent in by: ^_ToXiC_^

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"Conley's
Quarter Scale Dodge Vyper V-10" check this out..
this is one of the coolest things i've ever seen.. k. this is a "FULLY
FUNCTIONAL" 1/4 scale Dodge Vyper.. ya, you read that right.. it
actually works.. its got a 7CI V10 engine, pumping out 7HP.. i feer..
Sent in by: Hans

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January
30th
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Gah.
Finally. back on my feet. most of you who dont know me in person, you
wouldn't know that like 90% of my home network shitted out on the 28th
of this month.. my feersome computer rebuilding skillz and my uhm wait.
i suck at building/fixing computers.. but hey. i managed to pull this
rabbit outta my ass.. so finally im baq up.. and ready to kick some
ass0r..
.Creator

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"Wired
- DVD Lawyers Release Code by accident" ROFL.. the
stupid kids... the code they are trying to keep secret, they accidently
release to the public in some gay lawyer shit press thingy/evidence
thingy.. oh well.. once again, someone fucked up, and the world is watching
:)..

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"Lara
Croft - Linux Chick(jpg)" heh,
Local copy here
Sent in by: _Psychic_ (HAPPY BIFDAY NUGGETZ~!)

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"Liquid
Shadows - Testicle Cam" Uhm heh.. Ooops.
Sent in by: Maxtype

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"ZDNet
- BubbleBoy Virus Attacks the internet" ah yes..
finally... er wait.. i mean, F44r~!@.. this is the first virus that
is spread over email, and it DOESNT require you to open it or, view
an attachment.. this is some hardcore shit..
Sent in by: ^_ToXiC_^

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"The
Miracle of Sport Utility Vehicles" GHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Sent in by: Brill

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January
28th
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"Leisure
Town - Cartoons" i dont get it, but it looks funny.....

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"Wired
- Clinton Favors computer Snooping" Oh great...
more of this "PRO NO CHOICE" shit.. from big brother himself..
heres some paste...
The Clinton administration wants to be able to send
federal agents armed with search warrants into homes to copy encryption
keys and implant secret back doors onto computers.
"When criminals like drug dealers and terrorists use encryption to
conceal their communications, law enforcement must be able to respond
in a manner that will not thwart an investigation or tip off a suspect,"
Attorney General Janet Reno and Deputy Defense Secretary John Hamre
wrote in a seven-page letter to Congress.

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"The
Last Nerve - Shut Up You~" ROFL "Snappy Gay
Answers, to Stupid Straight Questions" hahahahahha this is BEYOND
worth the click.. GO NOW~@
Sent in by: skoo

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"Miami
Herald - Sunrise man held in mutilation calls" ok
this is fucked... if some guy called your house, saying he was a doctor,
and told you to do all this shit (which required a razor and nail polish
remover) would you?.. like, self mutilation stuff.. i can't believe
some of the people he called actually did what he instructed......
Sent in by: Maddog666

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"Robs
Really Bad page" OMG this site rules... check it
out, unfortunatly its Very Heavy in the Graphics department.. so modemers
beware (but its worth the wait)..
Sent in by: Kanuchsa

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"AmpLand
- Cat Carrier" heh, check this out, its pretty funny,
oh and go up a couple dirs, to find the pr0n links..
Sent in by: Ghaleon

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"The
Penguin Computer Case" heheh, i need one of these..
Local copy here
Sent in by: Setuseer

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January
27th
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"ABCNews
- Lawyers still expect y2k attack" blah blah blah
y2k is bad blah blah blah

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"The
Cardboard PC" oh ya, well doesn't paper insulate
heat? Oh ya. thats what i thought...
Sent in by: gid

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"Atlas
of United States Mortatily" ah yes, they finally
published it...
Released to the public on April 14, 1997, this atlas
is the first to show all leading causes of death by race and sex for
small U.S. geographic areas referred to as Health Service Areas (HSA's).
The 18 causes of death included in this atlas account for 83 percent
of all deaths in the United States during 1988-92. In addition to
maps with age-adjusted death rates for each HSA, the atlas includes
maps that compare each HSA rate to the national rate, smoothed maps
for each cause that show the broad geographic patterns at selected
ages, and a chart with regional rates for each cause of death.
Sent in by: Spectre

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"Weak
people worship here(jpg)" ROFL
Local copy here
Sent in by: Tom Servo

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"The
Most complete and useless pickup lines" check out
the "straight to the point" lines.. they rule me..
Sent in by: _Psychic_ (The ladies man~!)

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January
26th
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Excuse
the short descriptions, but im WAY behind in posting links, so its gonna
be a big update, but with short descriptions..
.Creator

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"ZDNet
- Mp3 under fire from music Biz" Blah Blah Blah
Mp3's are bad Blah Blah Blah

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"NYTimes
- @home puts speed limits on users" still, in Canada,
there are NO reports of bandwidth limiting (yet, *knock on w00d*)

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"MSNBC
- Mitnick goes free, but must remain away from technology"
so wait, Mr. Kevin Mitnick can't answer a phone, use a vibrator, or
string 2 cups together to make a crude phone.. (well, negate the last
one) :) for the next 3 years.. sha.. right.. i wonder how long that
will hold up... "Mr. Mitnick, you also must stay away from anything
Carbon based..."

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"The
Handballing Guide" Dont go here. its not what you
think.. if you think you know what there referring too, yer wrong..
so DONT click it..
Sent in by: Hee-la

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"Application
to join the mafia" ROFL, print this out, and pass
it around the office..
Sent in by: Spectre

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"Master
and Apprentice" hehehe. this is good.. anyone who
liked the starwars movie (episode ass err one) you'll like this.. but
hey, i hated the movie, and this is still funny :)..
Sent in by: Destru

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"BlackMetal
Hanson" *snicker* i justed watched "Detroit
Rock City" for the first time the other night, and all i can say
is.. KISS still RULES~! and hanson sux0rs..
Sent in by: ShadoWolf

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"Animal
Euthenasia Foundation" i love this ad..
Sent in by: `Nemesis

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"Why
Old people shouldn't Drive, or use the automatic teller machines"
Ghahahahahahah
It seems the older the driver, the LARGER the car they
must drive. Often you will see an old shriveled man driving a huge
Cadillac or Lincoln. They drive these cars so that when they hit people,
THEY don't get hurt. They just end up killing poor innocent people
who happen to be driving NEAR them at an inopportune moment. Despite
what the media tells us, OLDER DRIVERS HAVE MORE ACCIDENTS percentage-wise
than younger drivers. The number of accidents involving young drivers
is higher because there are more younger people on the road. But if
you look at percentages for the respective populations, OLDER PEOPLE
have more accidents. My friend Scott and I are tired of reading headlines
like "Mildred Oldfuck of Smithville, had heart-attack at wheel, plowed
into car, killing three toddlers who had a fucking life. " I would
HAPPILY pay more taxes to run little taxi services for them so we
could get their slow
hey, i used to drive a lincoln..
Sent in by: Smeagol

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January
25th
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"No
Male Bonding(jpg)" Bhahahahahah
Local copy here
Sent in by: Destru

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"Miami
Herald - Obstetrician carved his initials in mom's abdomen"
hahah. check this out. this is sooooo classy.. k. this doctor, was delivering
this chicks kids via Caesarean section, then after he was done, he carved
his initials in her abdomen.. ya, he's fucken Van goht (sp) now.. i
feer this crazy kinda shit.. like WTF?~! oh well, the mom is now suing
the perpetrator.. so read it.. its worth a laugh..
Sent in by: Aphelion

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"HornyFem
- ircII Scriptbot logs" hehe, nice IRC Logs :).
check it out..
Question:
What do you get when you combine ircII, a pseudo-intelligent chat
program called Splotch, the nickname "hornyfem," and a bunch of sex-crazed
net geeks?
Answer:
These:
Sent in by: Shiznat

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"The
Spiderman Script (latest revision)" mmmm spiderman
script.....mmmmm.. (i'll read it tonight, its prolly gay)
Sent in by: Brill

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"Digital
Discipline" haha, this is part of the "Digital
Fetish".. i love the "Cat5 o'eight tails" :) heheheh
Sent in by: Kanuchsa

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January
24th
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Oh
and i finally fixed my archives section, it is now up to date, but all
the links at the top dont quite work. so, ya, when i change my Site
layout again, it'll all work.. so ya.
.Creator

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"MSNBC
- Physicists corral a quantum cat" More neato shit
on Quantum Computers (of the future)..

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"CNN
- Spanish Town abandons annual goat toss" ghahahahahhah..
i wanna have an annual goat toss at my house...

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"Yahoo
- The end of the Net as we know it" You know what..
if you come to this page. and you read it everyday... this is one of
the articles you just CANT miss.. infact.. this is the first NEWS article
i've ever wanted to mirror, and save for posterity. so Read it.. i'll
paste a little so you know what your in for.. cuz this shit is like
the future, carved in stone..
Will that be end of the Net as we know it now? After
all, AOL will continue to grow, preying upon the ignorant masses that
will unwittingly spread across the net like locusts, devouring bandwidth
and overwhelming servers across America.
Then the technically savvy will begin creating their own Internet
-- to avoid using the mess that has become AOL-infested.
Slowly, their home networks will grow and grow, and begin connecting
to each other with frame relay, connecting to existing private LANs,
going wireless to the people across the street, drilling holes in
the floor to run Ethernet to the apartments below.
Local copy here

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"Excite
- Internet-Names Challenge Rejected" Blah Blah Blah
Internic Sucks Blah Blah Blah FREE KEVIN~!
The National Science Foundation, an independent federal
agency, provides federal financial support for scientific research
and science education programs. Under an agreement with the agency,
Network Solutions has registered on a first-come, first-served basis
more than 5 million addresses since 1992 for the top-level domains
- those with "com," "org" and "net" suffixes. Internet domain names
can be worth plenty. For example, a Houston businessman recently sold
the domain name business.com for $7.5 million.

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"The
Ancient and Hermetic Order of the Tea Pot" hehe,
check this out, all my boxes are now running the "Pipes" screen
saver in hopes to see one of these rare specimens..
Sent in by: Kanuchsa

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"Its
Official - Black computers are faster" i hope this
is a tongue-in-cheek kinda article, cuz im nearly positive that the
case of yer computer could care less which color it is.. (although,
they always look cooler in Black)...
Sent in by: Shiznat

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"The
Amazing VulvaBed" Ghahahahahahhahahah this bed owns...
Sent in by: Atlaz

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January
23rd
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January
22nd
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"MSNBC
- Whitney Houston Stopped for pot at airport" WTF
is happening to all the black role models in our society.. First Puff
Daddy gets caught with 2 Gats.. and now, this.. Whitney Houston smoking
pot.. im appauled..

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"CNN
- Blind man percieves images with Camera Wired to brain"
Wow, i feer.. i wonder if this device that he has runs on USB?.. just
imagine that, having a USB port in the back of yer head.. Plug Dig.
Cameras, Scanners, etc. hhe. i feer..

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"CanadaGirls.com"
ahhaha.. if this isn't a wierd Fetish i dont know what is.. "I
MUST GET CANADIAN CHICKS~!" (uhm you could just move to canada
:). hheh..

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"Feral
Cheryl - The Doll" hahahaha check this out..
Feral Cheryl has a diverse following.. from little girls
to former hippies, avid doll collectors and those who hate Barbie..
across gender, age and lifestyles, from New York City to Wagga Wagga.

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"Zen
- The mantras" F33r the Zen Master..
Sent in by: Nadx

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"Brain
Candy - the complete transcript" KIDS IN THE HALL
RULE!@~ (FUCK YOU CORPORATE AMERICA FOR RUINING THEM~!). heh. with pictures..
its pretty cool..
Sent in by: Hee-la

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"Mike
Pasky's Homeypage" i dont get it, but i hate this
guy :).. heheh
Sent in by: Caylith

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