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February 7th
"cr0bars Bastardization of The movie Hackers" cr0bar rules me...

"CNN - Simpsons to kill off character" hrmm.. this could be one of fox's "spoof" endings.. (ala the "Who shot mr. burns" episodes where there was like 5different endings all animated.. just so the real episode wouldn't be spoiled if it go leaked...). oh well, check it out..
"alternativetentacle - Jello Biafra for president" This is cool, anyone who knows anything about punk music, or the Dead Kennedys knows who Jello Biafra is.. and he's a pretty rad dude.. one of the smarter guys who came out of the early punk movement... JELLO BIAFRA FOR PRESIDENT~!
"Daily NortwesternNews - Malfunctioning ATM makes students rich" ehhe. apparently there was some ATM machine on some campus that, when you withdrew 10$ it gave you 20$ instead.. word spread quickly around the campus and within an hour, there was a HUGE lineup at the ATM; full of people emptying their bank accounts 10$ at a time :). i would kill if i found this little tidbit out.. :)..
"Bad Cookie - Real Web Chinese fortune cookies" Click the cookie.. AHHGHAHAHAHHAH
Sent in by: Rizgar
"eGroups - Valentines days Offers" incase yer cheap... and have a girlfriend.. (or boifriend) here is your valentines day gift for your "partner"..
Sent in by: Brill
"Terrance and Phillips book of Mormon Stories" k this is kinda funny, but it pretty much sucks.. (or i dont get the joke, which could be....) dont blame me :)...
Sent in by: NetCultur
"BetaNews - Sony Puts Net PlayStation Games In 7-Eleven" this is cool, people in japan, can now order their favorite PSX games, and have them delivered to their local 7-eleven (there they can pick them up) i imagine this is so they can cut down on shipping costs, by just delivering the games there, instead of having individual shipping trucks going to each persons house (you know what i mean).. oh well.. i dont live in japan, so i could care less..
Sent in by: ^_ToXiC_^
 
February 6th
"Microsoft Internet Explorer is lame, and so is microsoft" hehe, some insitful information..

"Furious George" hehe, this rules... im currently at 400points and climbing.. go play now.. you play as furious george, on a rampage through the USA its hilarious..
Sent in by: Pyber
"Fuchs Lubricants" ROFLMAO there is actually a company called "FUCHS LUBRICANTS"~! hehehahahhah
Local copy here
Sent in by: Rudedude

"BBCNews - Radiation Standards 'Too Low' " Ghahhah.. uuh. actually.. this isn't funny.. Radioactive people are not happy people..
The risk to workers at nuclear plants has been under-estimated because scientists have used the wrong measures, it is claimed. Researchers say a reliance on studies into survivors of the A-bombs dropped on Japan at the end of the Second World War do not give an accurate picture of the effect on nuclear power workers.
Scientists from the University of North Carolina claim radiation safety levels are set too low and would be higher if other studies were taken into account.
Sent in by: Smeagol
"GSU.edu - Sodomizer turns himself in" hehe, now this is funny.. some guy knew there was a warrant for his arrest (due to his Soliciting of Sodomy) in another state, so instead of "running" from the law, he took the easy route, and turned himself in... (Thats gotta suck.. being arrested for Sodomy........ What would you tell your parents? :)
Sent in by: Hee-saq
"Private Shopping - Uranus Experiment 2" ghahahah. i gotta order this.. heres some paste..
In this sequel, the Russian/American mission finally reaches its destination of Uranus, but they soon discover that they are not alone! A pair of amorous aliens infiltrate their way into the space capsule, captivating their prey. What follows is an amazing astronaut/alien orgy, shot in zero gravity. It’s a veritable galaxy of out of this world sex - Dps, facials, anal sex and Bjs - in the inimitable style you have come to appreciate from Private, the world leader in adult entertainment. Directed by John Millerman. . Music by 3D DelNaja (from “Massive Attack”) and Liam (from “Prodigy”).
AN ORGY IN 0 GRAVITY~! i feer..
Sent in by: biofeedbk
 
February 5th
"CNN - Ex-CIA Chief Surfed web on home computer with Top-Secret Data" haha, this m0 is the biggest m0 i've ever seen.. guess who his isp was?.. AOL.. yup you got it.. if anyone stole data from him it was prolly the evil bitchez that push AOL forwards.. so i'd go looking their way.. cuz only monkies use AOL on a system they like.. hell, i wouldn't give (my coaster) AOL cd to my worst enemy...
"BBCNews - Faulty Condom Case Rejected" haha some chick filed a suit against a condom manufacturer because a condom she was using "broke" and impregnated her.. oh well, they denied her. she sucks..

"The Underground Origami Page" GHAHAHAHAHHA.. this is *THE* Origami site to check out.. this is the only one of its kind (that i've seen) it deals strickly in xxx origami :). check it out, its pretty funny..
Sent in by: Destru
"Rick Wallace Needs You~!" hehe, this is a mirror, and it appears to be old... but hey, its still pathetic.. so enjoy..
Sent in by: James H. (Send me a nick next time :).
"Creamy Balls" LOL i love japanese-to-english converted foods.. they make me laugh.. after all.. Who wouldn't want some nice warm creamy balls?.. heh.
Local copy here
Sent in by: Hee-la

"Irish Nursery School(jpg)" Nice.. this is definatly a hoax.. cuz these kids are WAY too young to buy drinks. but the question is... how did they get them... was it.. ALIENS~~!?~?..... Maybe... I think its a conspiracy...
Local copy here
Sent in by: Saint James

"Yahoo - NSA reports computer problem" hehe. this is funny, i bet its more "Y2GAY~!" err. WhyTewKay?..
The super-secret U.S. National Security Agency on Saturday said its computer systems suffered a "serious" problem affecting their ability to process intelligence data for three days this past week.
The NSA, which eavesdrops on conversations overseas to monitor possible security threats to the United States, in a statement said the problem had been resolved and it was confident "that no significant intelligence information has been lost."
Sent in by: Iscariot
 
February 4th
"User Friendly - Explaining the CSS Encryption" ghahahahahahah.. God i love User Friendly...

"Yahoo - Another example of AOL trying to take over the world~!" its pretty self explainitory..

"HardOCP - No Case(jpg)" this is actually a good idea, if you have a spare desk, and are into HARDCORE Overclocking...
Local copy here
"Shooting stuff at Clear Creek" <Geek_RedNecks> </Geek_Rednecks>

"Health4her - GroBust" hahah, the natural herbal way to "enlarge your breasts" heh. i wonder if this will work for guys too?.. (uhm not that i want to enlarge my "breasts" or anything.. :)..
Sent in by: Smeagol
"PathFinder - AOL 5.0 Deep sixes harddrives" This is just another example of AOL trying to take over the world, through your computer.....
If you've got AOL 5.0, you may have a big problem. That is, if you're anything like the scores of disgusted AOL customers who filed an $8 billion class action suit against the Internet giant Wednesday, claiming the 5.0 version of AOL's software interferes with some computers' operating systems and alternative Internet service providers. When AOL 5.0 is loaded onto computers, the suit alleges, the software infiltrates the system and can strong-arm other ISPs and other applications right out of commission.
Sent in by: Corno
 
February 3rd
"Yahoo - ABBA rejects come back offer" thank god, we dont need anymore abba records... sorry for the short descriptions today, but im in a hurry to fix some stuff here..

"BBCNews - Man dies in Crucifix race" *Irony no?*

"Penny-arcade - Diakatana" ROFLMAO

"Kween - Japans Best Queen Cover Band" kill me...
Sent in by: Pope-Cxe

"Rent a geek" incase you ever need one...
Sent in by: RentaGeek
"The Spam Haiku Archive" guh..... Haiku's about spam? who has the time?
Sent in by: Brill
 
February 2nd
"ZDNet - Linux: Belle of info appliances?" im surprized that these monkies didn't realize it earlier.. hell you can run Linux off a floppy drive on a 386... but this is cool, its the next gen of portable info devices..

"CNN - 8th Graders use Surgery and Super Glue to save broken spider" ok, i'll give the kid some props.. ya, she saved the spiders life (for now) but because of some malpractice issues, i dont imagine that he'll live for long.. so the spider could hold the "pre-surgeon" responcible for any complications.. blah blah blah.. im gay...

"Jerry Falwell Says Gary Coleman is The Anti-Christ" GHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sent in by: Katester
"The Washington Post - The Little Merman" hahah, you know that little cuban boi whos like stuck in the US, read this, its sooo funny. and the best part is.. its from the washington post.. :)..
Sent in by: Brill
"Club the Seal?" yeah yeah.. give him the choke hold~!..
Sent in by: SenorBeef (i swear, he might act gay, but he's not)
"Attrition.org - HackerJacks(jpg)" lol
Local copy here
Sent in by: Myth2

 
February 1st
"Attrition.org - LifeTime Moments(gif)" hehe. i love these spoofed banners...
Local copy here
"NetscapeNews - Literacy Posters Spell trouble" silly brits.. they even made spelling mistakes on thier literacy posters :). hehe,..
Sent in by: Brillium
"IAN FOR MAYOR" hehe, i love his slogans.. if i lived in kamloops i'd vote for him...
Sent in by: PiggyBank
"TechnologyNews - Blue Laser Targets DVD's" mmm new tech.. but wait.. this article was dated 1997... why the fux0r didn't this ever take off? i dont get it.. but hey, they promise 15gb per side, with this neato laser thingy.. heres some paste0r..
OSAKA, Japan -- Matsushita Electric Industrial Co. Ltd. has developed a 15-mW blue diode-based laser for use in digital video discs that could hold 15 GB per side, compared with the current 2.6 GB per side.
The Matsushita laser is based on a wavelength-tunable distributed Bragg reflector semiconductor laser from SDL Inc. of San Jose, Calif. In the experimental version, SDL's laser sends 850-nm light through a lens, which directs it through a second-harmonic-generation waveguide to produce the blue light.
Sent in by: ^_ToXiC_^
"Linux Chicks Library" k, this is a followup to yesterdays Linux Chick image post.. this is all of them...
Sent in by: _Psychic_ (i guess i should give him credit since he sent the original in :)..