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 Happy
Valentines Day Bitchez~!.. Oh and in regards to yesterdays "lack
of updating" ya, i fucked up.. my neato little "Upload Script"
ate the nut last night, and i didn't realize until today.. so ya, check
yesterdays links, cuz their "new" anyway.. tell yer bitz nuggets
how much you need'em (or something). .Creator  
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| "SpaceMoose
- Akbar(jpg)" hehehehe.. Space Moose Local copy here
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| "Man
with VERY LARGE COCK(jpg)" yuhm.. notice, he's a
White man.. after all, this is a race issue.. ;). Local copy here
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| "Olsen
Twin Dragons" HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I LOVE THE OLSEN TWINS~!..
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| "The
RubberTree - Venus Penis" Uhm this is for those
"alternative lifestyle girls" who need a valentines gift for
their "partner" heh. its kinda crude, but i can only imagine
that it would do the job satisfactorily (sp - i think i just made up
a word).. heh. Sent in by: Hee-la (Lesbian Expert extraordinaire)
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| "Aggressive
FreeStyle Walking" This is some seriously Cool Shit..
k. if your young, have tough caff (sp) muscles, and really good shoes..
bust out yer printer, and start printing the "moves" list.
cuz this is the shit dreams are made of.. read it, i command j00~!..
Sent in by: Kayvan (our local Aggressive Freestyle Walking instructor)
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| "Amazon
- Masterbation kit" Hey, its valentines day... if
you dont know what to get her..... they ship these little babies in
24hours.. hehe.. but hey.. it comes with its own Latex Gloves and condoms..
so if yer feeling lucky with yer partner, you can always "share" :).
heh.. Sent in by: Servo
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| "Villeroy-Boch
lance le kit internet HIÉ" i've posted pictures
of this wonderful device before, but heres an entire write up on it
(... in french).. so kick some frenchy ass and have Babelfish decode
it.. Sent in by: Munch
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| "Baiting.org
- Chatlogs you'll never forget" ROFLMAO Check these
out (click the big "go" button at the bottom)... Sent in by: Myth2
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"How
do you prepare Kool-Aid" ehheheheheh
I make Kool-Aid in the sacred traditions of my ancestors. First I get my one gallon jug (ocean spray), then I add about two cups of sugar (never measure, always estimate) next I fill the bottle two thirds of the way full. After replacing the lid I shake the bottle until all of the sugar is dissolved. Then I remove the lid and add Kool-Aid, one packet at a time. You may want to add more sugar at this point. If you are up for a very special treat, add a teaspoon of salt....yes salt. Salt makes the flavour more intense. Let it sit for one hour, and enjoy.....and hey, if you squint it looks purple.Sent in by: Smeagol
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| "MacOS
8" heh i posted this ages ago, but they've updated
it since, check it out.. :). ehheheheh.. its VERY WELL DONE.. infact,
the javascript gives me w00d... Sent in by: Kayvan
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| "LandOverBaptist
- Backstreet boys Glorify Satan in songs" I KNEW
IT ALL ALONG~~! |
| "Findlaw
- Cops bust man armed with Vibrating Tongue" ROFLMAO,
some guy tried to rob a Sex Shop with a vibrating tongue he pulled off
the shelf.. this is a good read..
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| "The
Globe and Mail - Comic shows Monika Lewinsky around hometown"
Ghahahha. you know whats even funnier, This is a hoax :).
k. this article tells how TOM GREEN is dating MONIKA LEWINSKY, and he
took her to Ottawa to meet his parents and stuff. well.. as it turns
out. this was all a joke being play on the media, Tom Green hired some
look alike, and fooled Rogers CableTV into thinking that it was actually
her.. oh well, when The Globe and Mail realizes that this is a joke,
i'll post the retraction to this article aswell :).. Local mirror here Sent in by: Smeagol
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| "Gamezone
- Quake Wedding" oh god. heres the ultimate a-lamety,
someone is actually getting married in a virtual church in the quake2
environment. oh wait, it hasn't happened yet, it happens on Valentines
day (this monday incase you've forgotten) Sent in by: Maxtype
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"CNN
- Ernest Comic Dead of Lung Cancer" it happens to
the best of us... but alas we're all mortal..
His movie credits include "Ernest Goes to Camp" (1987); "Ernest Rides Again" (1993); "Ernest Saves Christmas" (1988); "Ernest Goes to Jail" (1990); "Ernest Scared Stupid" (1991); "Ernest Goes to School" (1994); "100 Proof" (1994), an independent film; "The Beverly Hillbillies" (1993) (as Jed Clampett); and "Treehouse Hostage" (1999).Sent in by: Brill
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| "Popular
Science - Holodeck being used in the US Military?"
this is cool, its a holodeck (ala startrek) or something VERY similar
being used by the us military to train special vehicular moves/weaponry
stuff.. its neato.. i feer.. Sent in by: ^_ToXiC_^
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| "Smokey
On Sex (gif)" god i love stickman animation.. Local copy here
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| "C|Net
- Mp3.com Hits RIAA with counter Suit" blah blah
blah. this is like Bleem Suing Sony.. oh well.. david vs. goliath..
blah blah blah..
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| "eBay
- Haunted Painting" This is kinda wierd.. with pictures
of the offending painting... its kinda cool, if it was cheaper, i'd
buy it... Local mirror here
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| "BabySue
- Jesus Hates Stupid Homosexuals like you" lol Sent in by: Smeagol
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| "Canadian
World Domination" where do i sign? Sent in by: Bosco
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| "Toronto
Star - Three Teens Shot at Toronto Highschool" alright.
this either revolves around around "Honda Civics" or "Drugs"..
i bet it might even be a combination of the both.. oh well.. stupid
kids, dying over stupid things.. Sent in by: Brill
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| "CNN
- Asteriod Could hit earth" OMG WE"RE ALL GONNA
DIE~!. err oh wait.. we got 20years.. blah blah. did i mention im tired..
i should get some sleep... Sent in by: Skitz
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| "ABCNews
- Yahoo Under Attack" This is an article pretaining
to the first of the Many web attacks in the past couple days.. When
yahoo got it. they got it good.. read it.. and the best part... this
hack cost ebay 5,000,000$.. god i love it when a group of hackers can
actively affect the stock market... next thing you know it'll be like
that scene in "Sneakers" where their talking about taking
over small countries by changing some stock prices...
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| "C|Net
- 3DFX To cut 20% of workforce" needless to say,
3dfx is making even gayer moves in the industry.. for a company that
was leading the 3d graphics technology 8months ago, they sure are fucking
themselves in the ass alot these days.. |
| "ZDNet
- Crackdown on Software Piracy Group" More on the
PWA Busts...
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| "Yeti@home"
hehe, a spoof of Seti@home (that crazy cpu donation program that looked
for aliens, but turned out to be gay when they couldn't sustain all
the users they had.. which is where i bailed on that, and went baq to
Distributed.net.. anyway. this is cool.. i love the Wookie.. :).
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| "eBay
- 19year old Redneck's Worn Underwear - FUNK" ROFLMAO
(too bad its ended.. but notice the "WINK" in the description,
he's so subtle) Local mirror here
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| "GothAuctions
- Well i think i'll sell myself" I WANNA BE DIS
GUY~!... Local mirror here Sent in by: Smeagol
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| "Bunghole
Liquors(jpg)" heh, im sure anyone could have given
this place a better name... Local copy here Sent in by: Servo
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| "CNN
- Cyber Attacks batter Internet Bigwigs" oh ya,
bring'em down.. those pigfuckers never knew what hit'em.. course.. i
honestly had nothing to do with it (kinda wish i did, cuz it would mean
that i was MAD LEET~!) but ya.. i feer... owning eBay/CNN/Yahoo is one
helluvathing to have in your portfolio of haqs... Sent in by: Munch
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| "SexToyFun
- Menage-a-trois" There is something seriously wrong
with this world.. i think im gonna leave and find a better one.. i'd
love to see someone getting electricuted by one of these things.. Sent in by: Atlaz
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| "BabySue
- 14 things to avoid when putting out your own album"
hehhe. i love #1 and #3.. hehe.
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| "BillBoard
- Kris Kross Finishing New Album" oh ya. almost
10 years ago these one hit wonders came out with "Jump"..
anyway, the song sucked.. (maybe i think it sucks, cuz im white, and
i can't understand all this Onyx Anger) oh well.. if these kids ever
come to my town, i'll show'em what Canada is made of...
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| "Email
Address Battler" hrmm. this appears to be totally
random, but its still kinda cool, check it out.. |
"The
F Scale" PASTE~!
Fifty years ago, the Authoritarian Personality studies attempted to "construct an instrument that would yield an estimate of fascist receptivity at the personality level."
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| "Anal
Assassin(jpg)" ROFL "Super Hero's that never
made it" Local copy here Sent in by: Toooool
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| "You
don't know cock, The Ultimate Primus Trivia game"
there's some funny shit in this.. so check it out... Sent in by: Brill
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| "Excite
- AMD Breaks 1GHz" Chips of the future.. f44r'em..
and once AMD (or someone) makes a Dual Athlon br0d, im gonna buy one..
but until then. im in no rush to upgrade... Sent in by: ^_ToXiC_^
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| "Snap,
Crackel and Pop(jpg)" like you've never seen them
before... Local copy here Sent in by: Flatline
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| "Wired
- Coffee is your friend" i knew it all along..
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"101
things *NOT* to say after sex" hahahah PASTE~!
25. Got any penicillin?Sent in by: Bosco
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| "Bonus
Stuff" heh, "The Simpsons frames that
were never ment to be seen" heh. all of these are from the "Pulp
Fiction" episode, and most of them never made it past the initial
frame.. thier pretty cool.. :). check'em out.. Sent in by: Spectre
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"The
Boston Herald - Quincy students suspended for writting manifesto"
ghhahaha i'd love to read the whole thing.. this is good.
Six middle-school boys in Quincy who wrote a mock Constitution laying out graphic sexual requirements for girls and included racial slurs have been suspended for 10 days.Sent in by: quj
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| "all
about the i-opener" blah blah blah, another
i-ppliance.. bleh bleh.. Sent in by: Smeagol
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