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February
29th
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"CNN
- Bio-Chip; Researchers mate Human Cell with Circuit"
this is pretty leet shizz.. now. their not using it to create Cyborgs
(which i think they should) instead that are looking at the possibilies
of Gene Therapy for "activating" these Bio-Chip'd cells in
order to repair damaged tissue.. its an interesting read.. check it
out..

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"Excite
- Man hit by bus.. then hit with repair bill" LOL..
k, this is the situation.. guy not paying attention to where he was
going.. gets hit by bus.. breaks bus' headlight and windshield.. (while
breaking like his ribs and some other stuff).. then when he's in the
hospital, he gets the bill for the price of the windsheild and headlight..
:). sucker...

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"Excite
- A moustache can cost you beer" ahhaha. im glad
my pre-pubesent face hasn't grown proper facial hair yet. or i'd be
in a vulcan deathgrip with my beer drinking habbits.. :).

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"TokeMon(jpg)"
hehhe.. "Gotta Smoke'em all"...
Local copy here

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"Why
Detroit is the Anus of the Universe" With a title
like this..... it has to be funny, i'll paste some jizz to proove it...
I'm not sure what kind of shitty music they play here,
or if it's music at all. Mostly it sounds like someone farting into
a synthisizer and you can't tell when one boring dirge ends and another
begins. The only things intertesting being mixed here are stiff drinks
for my underage friends. The only good thing about this shithole dump
is that the chicks bathroom is at the top of a steep flight of stairs
surrounded by tables for your perverted viewing pleasure. At least
you can get a boner for your $5.00 cover.

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"The
Register - The Mother of all DDOS Attacks looms"
this is cool. kinda like Back Oriface tied into a DOS attack client..
cept. it "infects" your computer like a virus.. and then,
whenever the distributed client wants to make a DOS attack against some
big company, it does some kinda packet relay, and all of a sudden YOU
are the perpetrator of the attack.. kinda neat..
Sent in by: Jello-

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February
28th
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"CNet
- Revenge of the SuperComputers" i feer that intel
powered machine.. 9,500+ processors.. course. i doubt they are taking
into consideration of Beowolf Cluster Arrays.. (where several computers
are tied together with 100base network cards, and they share processing
power..).. but ya.. its rad..

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"Netscape
- Harding charged with Hubcap Beating" well well
well.. look whos baq in the limelight.. Yup you guessed it (judging
from the title) Tonya Harding.. She got all boozed up one night.. grabbed
a hubcap (which i imagine was lying on her front lawn, along with several
Pickup Trucks) and kicked her boifriends ass :). hehehahh. owned..

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"IGN
- X-Men Costumes" Oh yeah.. take special note of
"Mystique's Costume".. its actually all body paint.. meaning..
that you could take that into photoshop.. change all the blue tones
into flesh tones, and hopefully have a nude pic of that chick.. but
hey.. i'd try it. but my photoshop skillz lick nutz..

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"Adult
Video News - Proposed Law To Criminalize A Male Erection In A Bar"
LOL this is in Arizona... and its funny.. im not gonna ruin it by pasting
any of it.. so read on~!
Sent in by: Toooool

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"A
Health Warning" ROFLMAO.. oh ya.. im definalty suffering
from this.. once again, another great use of a java applet :)..
Sent in by: quj

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"Stile
Project - Busty Action Figure(jpg)" uhm ya, i dont
know how this toy remains standing upright.. like.. if you think about
gravity and stuff, you'd think that it would just fall over.. the tail
must be used as some kinda counterweight.. maybe its made of lead....
maybe its not?.. oh well.. this is pretty funny..
Local copy here
Sent in by: Flatline

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"EETimes
- New Thermo Stuff will replace Heatsinks and Fans"
God damnit.. i wish this crap would come out already.. cuz i've spent
way to much money on fans and sinks already..
Sent in by: Maxtype

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February
27th
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"Excite
- Stone Mason Severs own penis" uihm... its amazing...
it seems anyone can get their Stone Masons license nowadays.. but..
its also amazing.. cuz doctors can now re-attach a mans penis in only
7hours... (i think it took the bobitt operation over 12hours).. isn't
Science wonderful...
Sent in by: Flatline

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"MasterbatesFrequently
- Army Gunner(gif)" heheh.... thats all i can say...
Local copy here
Sent in by: _Psychic_

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"cr0bar's
Bastardization of Hackers" k, i know i posted this
a couple weeks ago, but its almost done :). so checkout the added pages..
i love the part where Intel comes into play :)...

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"HardOCP
- You are being watched" Read this.. i hope it isn't
true.. cuz if it is.. big brother is watching.. i'll try to confirm
this myself.. but i dont have alot of time nowadays :\..

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"White
Pride for Kids" ROFLMAO.. Does this page honestly
need to exsist?.. i dont think so...
Hello, welcome to my site, I can see by the fact that
you have visited my page that you are interested in the subject of
race. I will start by introducing myself, my name is Derek. I am eleven
years old and I am the webmaster of kids.stormfront.org. I used to
be in public school, it is a shame how many white minds are wasted
in that system. I am now in home school. I no longer get beat up by
gangs of non-whites and I spend most of my day learning, instead of
tutoring the slowest kids in my class. In addition to my school work,
I am also learning pride in myself, my family and my people.
White people are taught in school to be ashamed of their heritage.
Teachers cram as many politically correct ideas as they can, into
your head in 180 days. All the great white accomplishments throughout
history are diminished. Therefore, I think that now is the time that
all of the white people across the globe should rise above the lies
and be proud of who we are. To take back our freedom and win for all
to see our heritage in its greatest glory.

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"ZDNet
- MS Working on Office for Linux" anyone else see
a problem with this?.. ie; MS seeing an opportunity to invade another
OS.. wait... this isn't the first time either... Insert Internet Explorer
for Mac's... they just cant keep their hands in their own cookie jars..
i can't wait to see MS's version of Linux.. (give'm 6months.. it'll
be out.. im sure)..

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February
26th
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"Tech-Junkie
- Execution by Ballistics" ghahahaha. more rednecks
with guns, and old computers... not a good combination :)..
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"CurrentsNews
- First Win2k Security patch" Notice the date on
this one... Feb 17th... the day Win2k was released..............

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"CNet
- Bugs found in Servers and Workstations using Intel Chipset"
Great... everyone remember when the original Pentium chip couldn't divide
by zero (or rather, it actually tried) and it would go "poo-poo"
well, heres another problem with the Intel Architecture..
Some server and workstation makers are experiencing
data corruption errors with systems containing Intel's high-end 840
and 820 chipsets and also one of two ancillary chips, the Memory Repeater
Hub (MRH) or the Memory Translator Hub (MTH). The latter two chips
are actually to blame, Intel said.
The two chipsets were designed to "talk" to an advanced memory design
called Rambus, and are typically put into computers that also contain
Rambus memory. Rambus, however, has been at the center of controversy
because of its higher price, and manufacturers have resisted using
the design despite Intel's endorsement. The MRH, which is paired with
the 840, and MTH, which comes with the 820, essentially let computer
makers use standard computer memory because the chips can take signals
from standard memory and translate them to Rambus signals for the
chipsets.

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"The
Plushy Zone" This is some wierd stuff.... i dont
even know how to describe it.. Wierd...
Sent in by: SirHugh

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"The
Register - Ericsson Employees Tangle with Greek SWAT"
hahahaha a team building exercise gone wrong.. nice... it could have
ended up alot worse :).. hhe
Sent in by: Wolf-

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"The
Uninvited Guest 001" This looks like a Maya pr0n..
once again.. wierd.. :). heh. cept its not just rendered pr0n, theres
some "text" a story if you will to accompany the images.
Sent in by: Nattyboy

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"Chef
Boyardee jr" Once again... Wierd stuff.... but funny..
Sent in by: Maxtype

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February
25th
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"Buy.com
- 3DFX V3 3000" oh yea, this is a steal for almost
$2300.. but ya, this is one hell-uv-a-typo.. i wonder if they have some
kinda "pricematch" thing.. like if you could get a price match
on one of those there, you could easily make 200$ baq :).
Local mirror here

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"NewGrounds
- Taint of love(aka FDA)" ROFLMAO.. only the best
from newgrounds.. im still laughing..

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"Time
- Getting Giggy with a hoodie" I dont know what
that means, but i know its not good for us Urban White Folk :) (jk)..
but seriously. i still dont see why you have to give "fashion"
a "black appeal".. isn't that like fashion segregation? maybe
Facist Fashion? :). heh. i dont get it.. "HEY LETS GIVE ALL OUR
AFRICAN AMERICAN BROTHERS BIG PUFFY COATS WITH ENORMOUS HOODS ON THEM..
YOU KNOW.. MAKE THE HOODS LOOK LIKE THE KKK MASK (only without the masks)"
bah~!.. they would prolly try to justify this, by saying that "The
White Folk Have Their Own Fashions, ie; The Wife Beater, and Jocky Underwear"..
i give up..

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"Userfriendly
- Cat Name" hahah. k, i normally dont post UF comics,
just cuz i know everyone checks'em anyway.. but these bastards stole
my idea this time... "CAT FIVE" was my idea you bitchez...
i was gonna name my Sisters "New" Cat that.. ugh.. figures...
oh well.. im still gonna take credit for it...

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"AdultNews
- Lust in Space" ghahahahahha.. this is amazing..
you have to read it.. oh and the funny part is.. NASA video tapes all
of their space experiements.. so.... i wonder when this will get leaked
(no pun intended). hehe..
Sent in by: SombrFire

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"Nike
- Your Movie - Milk" LOL
Sent in by: Iscariot

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February
24th
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"ZDNet
- Where America Hangs out Online AOL" This is why
i hate Americans. More so, i hate AOL.. :)..
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"JoeCartoon
- TV Music" Beastie Boys Rule~!..

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"Movie-Mistakes(.com)"
ahha. this page owns.. it shows like ALOT of erros in movies.. heres
one that i noticed from StarWars EpiASS one..
One of the major objections the Jedi Council has to
Anakin Skywalker being trained as a Jedi is that he (at 6-8 years
old) is "too old". Yoda is especially forceful about this, yet, this
is not an objection when Obi-Wan Kenobi is trying to get Yoda to train
Luke - a young man approx. 18-21 years old. [Yoda did object to him
too, but was persuaded by Obi-Wan, also by the fact that Luke had
"learned so much". It should also be remembered that Luke was their
only real semi-trained hope]
Sent in by: _Psychic_

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"Behold;
The Spud of Christ" ROFLMAO.. this is absolutly
incredible.. now what i dont get is.. if Jesus can appear in sliced
potatoes.. why doesn't he go for gold and appear 800ft tall in the sky..
so everyone can see?.. oh well i dont get it..
Sent in by: Entropy

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"The
Stile Project - Irony(jpg)" heheh..
Local copy here
Sent in by: Flatline

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"Conan
O'brian - Actual Items" anyone who's familar with
Conans' late night show will know what im talking about, this is like
all of his "Actual Items" that were sent to him..their pretty
funny :)..
Sent in by: Shiznat

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February
23rd
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"JoeCartoon
- How to pick up chicks" ROFL
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"Desert
Rave" Wow, today is game day.. this is a cute little
java game.. where you have to save the "desert raver" from
all the sinister aliens... the graphics are pretty leet too.. go play..
Sent in by: Caylith

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"RiksJotto
III - A different kind of Soccer Game" ghahahha.
i've been playing this for hours.. it rules.. too bad someone hax0r3d.
it and now it doesn't save the score board.. :\ oh well, it rules..
Sent in by: witz

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"WashingtonPost
- Police say Angry motorist disrupted DMV's Website"
hehe. i'd do the same thing, if they fucked with me.. cept, i'd do it
with more style.. :)..
Sent in by: ^_ToXiC_^

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"Go
Ask Alice - Does Marijauna cause cancer?" the only
thing that could make this article even cooler is if it was answered
by a simple "NO~" hehehehehhehe
It is possible that these behaviors increase the lung's
exposure to the chemical by-products of smoking. Burning marijuana
for smoking releases many substances other than THC, the ingredient
which produces the drug's psychoactive effects. THC does not appear
to be carcinogenic, but some of the other chemicals released by both
marijuana and tobacco smoke are problematic. These include tar, carbon
monoxide, and cyanide. One known carcinogen, benzopyrene, though found
in both types of smoke, seems to be greater in pot smoke.
Sent in by: Katester

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"Quiz"
k, this is gay... dont even bother.. its a simple a-lame javascript..
with a shitty outcome.. but hey, i had to go through it, so you should
too...
Sent in by: Smeagol (ya... thanks for coming out)

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February
22nd
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"Hessian
Love" ROFLMAO.. READ THIS ITS HILARIOUS.. a prank
gone hilarious from valentines day :).. (Look at some of these freaks)
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"WashingtonPost
- Hackers' Web Weapons Test fired on IRC" blah blah
blah.. Hax0rs used the Denial of Service attack first on IRC Servers
blah blah blah.. *Snip*
Two days ago, Baltimore-based ABSnet, which is part
of the Undernet, one of the oldest and largest gathering places, with
more than 50,000 simultaneous users during peak hours, was pummeled
with massive numbers of bogus requests for data that sought to muscle
out legitimate users. Similar attacks hit its servers on Sunday, Monday
and Tuesday--and that was considered a good week. The fake data blocked
only about half the pipeline through which users exchange information,
rather than closing it completely and crashing the network, as it
did late one night in January.

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"SoccerGuy
- Priceless(jpg)" again, no link, just an email
with this attached.. but ya, its another one of these "Caught on
Film, and posted straight to the internet, then emailed to your grandmother"..
heh.
Sent in by: Flatline

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"Tweaktown
- Your Resource for Windows tweaking" k, well this
isn't that "whacked" or "wierd" but hey, they have
some neato ideas for optimizing your Windows system performance.. anyway,
if they had a "Tweak yer Cable Modem Guide" in there, it would
be a near perfect site.. but ya, check it out.. its kinda cool :).
Sent in by: Wilmot

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"Labia
The Greek Restaurant" k, well this is a local mirror,
cuz this m0 emailed it to me instead of sending me the link.. but alas..
what can i do.. so here it is... a Restuarant called "Labia"
if you dont know what a "Labia" is.. heres the Dictionary.com
definition
:).
Sent in by: Smeagol

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"Real
Aroma" Gahhahjahahaha.. just incase your internet
experience wasn't realistic enough.. you can now smell the stank from
pr0n sites.. not that anyone would want too.. but ya, i hope this is
a joke :). (which i can almost guarantee it is.. ) but ya...
Sent in by: Snafux

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