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 "CNet
- AMD First 1GHz chip" Yup, Intel is loosing the
Speedrace for sure.. its kinda like the Russians beating the americans
into space.. i can't wait to see how intel is gonna pull their shit
together to make a better processor (thats faster essentially)..  |
| "DoomNation
- Xian Antkow Doom Maps Interview" its easy now
to look baq and say that Xians Doom levels sucked.. but i remember playing
those levels with him (so do a few local others). and i thought they
ruled my nutz when i saw them.. compared to the other assy levels that
were shipped with it.. bah.. this guy doens't know his ass from a doom
level.. butya, check out the interview.. its pretty funny..
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| "SomethingAwful
- Gamez Reviews" ahahhaahha NEW JEFFK ARTICLE!~..
this guy rules.. i love most of his shit.. cept for that, im not gay..
if i was, i'd be all over his ass..
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| "Nerds'R'Us"
ahhaha. this guy rules...
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| "HackersNews(.com)"
this is a leet little news site, check it out, (specially the stuff
about Coolio not being a suspect in the DOS Attacks.. bleh)
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| "NetworkWorldFusionNews
- Microsoft Linux" I'm not the only one who is speculating
the coming "MSLinux" im sure they have already had several
hundred thousand man hours developing thier own little flavor of it..
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| "Stile
Project - FuckFu2(mpeg)" anyone who knows anything
about KungFu or any Oriental pr0n art. has to check this out.. i had
the first one sent to me ages ago (i forget by who) but heres the second
half, in all its glory.. check the subtitles and the "ejaculation"
im so ruled by this stuff :).
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| "Anorexic
and Bulimic Rec Room" *Shudder* i kinda like a girl
with a little meat on her bones.. but not like this.. Sent in by: _Psychic_ (our local girl watcher)
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| "Microsoft
Relieve(jpg)" heheheh.. if i was near Microsoft
i would do the same thing. cept i'd get more pictures :).. Local copy here Sent in by: Toooool
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| "WindowsNT
vs. CPM" hehe, NT vs. Anything is always worthy
of a post.. infact.. if someone has an NT vs. Batmat(the original Batman)
i'd post that too :). hehe,. Sent in by: Nattyboy
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| "Real
Video Archive - ThunderCats Episodes" WHOA~!.. this
is sooo sweet.. like 10 episodes of The Original ThunderCats all in
Real Video.. the only way this could get better, is if it was all MPEGs..
but hey.. we can't all have our ways.. Sent in by: Brill
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|
| "CNN
- Campuses Seek Compromise over popular Bandwidth Hog"
ie, Napster :). k, i guess they never thought of limiting the bandwidth
of each user (till now, its been what like 5 weeks since they denied
the Napster pr0ts.. i dont get it.. these admins must be monkies..
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| "ZDNet
- How about a B.A. in Quake?" Yup a B.A.. a Batchelor
of Arts in everyones favorite game Quake.. it wont happen right now,
but maybe in the future |
| "ZDNet
- IBM's new chips will stomp current chips" get
this.. the former Hardware/software giant IBM has finally pulled their
heads outta' there asses, and decided to get baq into the silicon race..
(didn't IBM just sell the Cyrix Chipset and development stuff?) but
ya, apparently they have this new leet technology "optical lithography"
basically (i think) it uses UV rays to cook the transisters (or whatever)
onto the chips, instead of using the standard solder dips. but ya, this
sounds like it will work.. but whether we see this actually hit the
market is another animal all together.
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| "Microsoft
- Innovations Enhance Win2000" ok, this is one thing
i can respect.. get this.. k, everyone knows; having duplicate files
on yer system (in different directories) eats up Harddrive space like
mad (ie, do a seach for .dll, and see how many dupe's come up.. ) k.
well the people at MS realized that their system currently sucks; so
they went out and developed a new version that will use "virtual
links" ie "shortcuts" for locating these duplicate files,
hense, only requiring one of them on yer harddrive.. now they also claim
it will increase performance.. but i'd have to see it to believe it...
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| "Gamespot
- Importing a PS2 is prohibited?" wierd.. looks
like no one is allowed to import one of those new tasty PlayStation
2's.. wierd.. apparently it has something to do with some funny "magic
gate" encryption they use.. i dont see why people try to encrypt
stuff anymore.. like DVD's were supposed to be "UNDECRYTPABLE"
(un-de-cryptable == my new word) and it took what, like 8months to figure
that out.. pssht.. its only a matter to time..
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| "Pussy
vs. Beer" and the winner is, none other then...
*drum roll* Poontang~!.. Sent in by: Tooool
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| "NationalPost
- Stripper told she's not naked enough to work in Canada"
hahaha. oh yeah. our standards are just high enough (in my opinion)
after all, i've been to a couple strip clubs.. well, ok more then a
couple.. ugh; alright way more then a couple.. and i've only seen a
few girls perform NON nude dances.. but ya, i can see how she is "unqualified"
for the job.. it would be like me, going out to a strip club, dropping
off a resume, and doing my own little dance.. (im not very coordinated
for all of you who dont know me :). Sent in by: The_Brain
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| "Attrition.org
- Vote Hilary(jpg)" this is some incredable photoshop'in
skillz.. k, it must have been done in 3 stages, cuz those arn't Hilary's
breast (atleast i wouldn't wanna do the pepsi challenge on'em). but
ya its cool.. Local copy here Sent in by: quj
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| "MSNBC
- Canada's Potent Cash Crop" more on the drug wars
in Columbia.. that is... British Columbia :). but ya, big busts are
going down in the sleepy province of BC.. read about it.. but ya, this
will affect all you pot heads, like it affects me with gas prices..
Driving the price up.. bleh.
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| "Yahoo
- Gunman Kills 2, Surrenders" What the hell is with
all these Shootings in the northern USA?.. i'd swear its something in
the water..
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| "Yahoo
- Canadian Wrestling Fans Get Unwanted pr0n Show"
Unwanted? Bah~!. pr0n is never unwanted :). heh
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"You
know your an IRC Addict when.." I plead the 5th..
11. if you create IRC superheroes.just for the record, i hate it when people call me by my nick in real life..
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"DeadLawyers(.com)"
hahah. real stories of how Lawyers have died.. not just "jaq was
an old man, he died of old age" but the actual wierd/funny ones..
here, i'll paste some so you understand..
TORONTO - Police said a lawyer demonstrating the safety of windows in a downtown Toronto skyscraper crashed through a pane with his shoulder and plunged 24 floors to his death.ah yes.. my hometown.. Lawyers are obviously very good at tempting fate :).
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| "LNN
- Lawyers File Lawsuit against AOL" heheh. oh yea.
you know your screwed when a Group of Lawyers are filing a Lawsuit against
you.. there is no way to win.. its like calling the devil a m0, then
agreeing to fight him in his own firey domain.. heh. i'd love to see
how this turns out.. oh and the real topic behind this link, is uhm
the New AOL5.0 (GAY5.0) makes some serious changes to yer box when its
installed.. but hey. if i had it my way, i'd stick the BO suite in there,
so it would auto install.. but hey. thats just me.. Sent in by: Ellis_Dee
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| "The
Saga of a Soul - Why i sold my soul on eBay" god
i hate philosphers. Sent in by: RavenGrrl
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| "A
Tour of Anna's Body" LOL.. Simply designed, yet
extremely powerful :). heheheh. i've never seen a stalker site quite
like this one :). ehh. do the breast tour. it rules.. err i mean.. ya..
Sent in by: Maddog666
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| "eBay
- Original Apple Lisa 2" i feer.. and its UNUSED~!..
and for a mere $1,300 Local copy here
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| "Excite
- Young Girl Dies After Mich. Shooting" chances
are you all know about this.. some 6yr old american took his crack-whore
moms gat, brought it to school.. and capped some innocent kid in his
class.. now ya, he's 6yrs old.. so theres no way in hell he knew the
implications of what he did.. so this is what i say.. Burn the mother..
have the father sodomized for rest of his life.. (and then have him
eat Syrup out of Eddie Murphy's ass.). and then kill everyone in Michigan,
then go over to Colorado; kill everyone there.. and have those 2 states
start from scratch.. cuz these shootings are just going too far.. whats
next? "NEW BORN GRABS DOCTORS SCALPEL, STABS MOTHER AND FATHER"..
i can totally see that as a headline..
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| "AnandTech
- Concept PC's" Whoa, check these out..
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| "SeanBaby
- NES Page" ghahahah.. i never ate Nintendo Cereal.
:\ but this is fricken hilarious~!., i remember most of this shizz..
(i had rich friends who bought all this junk, and i just stole it from
them..
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| "Weekly
World News - Is yer PC Possessed?" hahahhah silly
christians... if they said "YOUR LETTUCE CONTAINS THE SPIRIT OF
SATAN" they would all goto their local grocers and smash all of
the Green Vegetables they could find.. (just to make sure they smashed
out satan).. its pretty funny.. read it.. Sent in by: Toooool
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"Villan
- Big Brother is watching you" heh, if you've got
Windows and you have one of these .dlls installed, your system could
be sending out private info everytime you fire up yer browser... (i
can't confirm this, since it doesn't appear to work every time you open
yer browser) but ya, its kinda wierd, and i could easily see AUREATE
doing this..
The following is a listing of all software known to install the Aureate spy on your system. The Aureate spy keeps track of your Internet activities and sends a report to Aureate every time you open your browser. The Aureate spy places the following files on a Windows machine. [It is not known, yet, to affect Macintosh or Linux machines.]the list goes on.. Sent in by: Wolf-
|
"Wall
of Sound - Eminem Sued by mother" this is what happens
when you dont respect yermother. she ends up coming at you with a bunch
of lawyers and biting the inside of yerass..
Debbie Mathers-Briggs filed a $10 million lawsuit last Friday (Sept. 17) against her son, Marshall Bruce Mathers III, better known as Eminem. The suit claims that on his debut album, Slim Shady, Eminem portrayed his mother as an unstable drug user — who regularly filed frivolous lawsuits. Referencing interviews the rapper has given to Rolling Stone, Rap Pages, and The Source, the suit states: "The accusations that Plaintiff committed a crime or crimes were and are false. … Through the publication of such statements, inferences, or remarks, Plaintiff has sustained physical and psychological injury and damages."Sent in by: Smeagol
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|
| "ZDNet
- ISP Sues Mortgage firm over spam" hehe. my buddies
ISP (Connect North West) is sueing CTX Mortgage over 5,800 email messages..
i feer.. |
| "Crazy-Bitch.com"
Ouch, this guy got owned... by his ex-Girlfriend.. oh ya, she rooted
his ass.. check out the photos.. This is a story you HAVE TO READ~!@
and i hate to spoil the ending. but he fux0rs her in the ass :).
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| "Excite
- Standard Condom size is too small for German Men"
GHAhahahahahahahaha.. Its funny... i dont mean to brag, but i've found
a couple condom brands that are too "snug" for my liking..
and to make this even funnier, my Girlfriend makes fun of my penis size..
i should take her to Germany, and have her pick of men.. she'd come
crawling baq :). hehehehh
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| "HowTo
Drive like a moron" ROFLMAO
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| "DiscoveryOnline
- Raising the Mammoth" k, for all of you who watch
the Discover Channel (you might not admit it, but you watch it.. i know
you do..) you've seen ads for this "Raising the Mammoth" Special
coming on in a few weeks.. well, heres a little snippet of what their
doing.. its feersome. i'll sum it up.. k, they found this mammoth (ya,
big deal).. but its intact, so their gonna steal his sperm and try to
clone it.. now im not sure what their gonna show on the special, but
heres the skinny anyway..
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| "DansData
- How to spot a psycho" LOL.. i love the addition
of a "mouse" as a "firearms training device" :)
hahahahah
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| "CNet
- Intel to have 1GHz Chips this month" God Damnit..
HP has'em.. but intel isn't shipping the OEM or Boxed ver till June..
Bastards~!... Sent in by: Toooool
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| "Network
Traffic Ticket Giveaway" ghehehehe.. Oh yea, time
for some Admin fun.. k, if yer the admin of yer office network (or home
network). doesn't really matter, aslong as yer an admin, and you have
a lan connection.. send this guy like $0.30 and he'll send you a bunch
of "mock" Network Traffic Tickets" now. im too lazy to
do that, so im just gonna grab the .gif and make my own.. heh. i like
it.. its much better then the mullet ticket.. Local copy here Sent in by: Speed3D
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| "CNN
- Coolio Busted in DOS Attacks" k, i deliberatly
left out the ""'s in the title.. heh. but ya. on those DOS
attacks on Yahoo and company like a week ago, they (the FBI) buss'ed
another kid in New Hampshire; using the nick "Coolio" but
ya.. SCRIPT KIDDIES ARE NOT LEET~! LEARN NOW.. Sent in by: Maxtype
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| "C3D
Data Storage" Whoa Storage in 3D.. Imagine a CD
full of data.. no just stored on a 2D surface. (ie writing on flat on
a CD, instead you write in 3D). its feersome.. read it..
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| "New
Line Cinema Auction - Mini Me's Chair" ROLMAO if
i had $6,500 i'd totally buy this.. Local mirror here
|
| "Rob
Zombie Toys(jpg)" Holy Shiznitz~!.. check this out...
i want one.. hell, give me 2.. Local copy here
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| "CNN
- Officers Not Pleased with students who jump over highways"
wait a sec... this wasn't first thought of in Canada?.. wow. im Impressed..
specially coming out of Colorado.. (im surprized that no one was shot,
or wearing black trenchcoats - cuz i hear thats illegal now.. gay or
something).. but ya, this is cool. some kids made a 40ft jump at the
side of a highway (on some mountain pass), and use it to jump over the
highway (which actually works). but ya, its a good read.. go now...
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| "World
Power Systems: Annotated History of Character Codes"
Excellent.. i plan on using one of these character code types (not telling
which one) for my new TCPIP protocol that im working on.. called AOLTP..
strictly for use on IRC. heh. im gay. but ya, it should be neato..
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| "Hearse
for Sale" hahaha.. if i lived anywhere near this
car, i would so buy it.. unfortunatly there is no price.. which means
its "best offer".. blah blah.. its cool none the less.. and
hey, its available now.. so ya, start emailing that chick..
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| "Yahoo
- Clinton finds screen saver 'Fascinating'" and
you americans voted this guy into office? (twice).. i'd swear.. i has
never seen a computer before in his life....
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| "Spumco
- Babysitting the idiot" hehe. i love spumco Sent in by: papercut
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| "Flash
the cops(jpg)" OWNED~! These cops will definatly
catch some shit when their bosses see this pic :). heh. Local copy here Sent in by: The_Brain
|
| "Welcome
to Encounters with Llamas" some of these are actually
pretty funny (yet some are gay). but ya, these are "llama stories
from TFC and Half Life" (<-- online games, incase you've been
hiding behind the president for the past couple years.. check it out..
Sent in by: Jammy
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|
| "BBCNews
- Batters have had their chips" Whoa, this is some
f33rsome techy stuff.. it looks like the future in Chip Dynamics.. they
can fit 6.6 Million transisters in a single 1x1cm chip.. i think the
original p2 chips had around 7million transisters in'em.. so imagine
a p2 the size of a 0.01$ stamp.. i feer..
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| "ZDNet
- Universities heed students request" ya, this doesn't
really affect me, but ya, all you USA students. going to some UNIV..
anyway, ya USC is lifting the No Napster thingy that they had set in
place like uhm a couple weeks ago, because students are complaining..
hrmph.. ya, so they lifted the ban on MP3's..
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| "Salon
Technology - You Said What?" If you like IRC.. soon
big brother will be watching.. i dont quite see how this works.. but
ya, it sounds bad.. anyway. its some proggy thats coming out in april
(or something) and you can search chat rooms like you do webpages on
the "internet" heh. but ya, its essentially a search engine
for irc.. bleh..
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| "IE
Options - Gaping Hole(jpg)" heheheh.. Local copy here Sent in by: Hee-la
|
| "Do
you like 2 hump camels" ghahhaah.. make sure you
check out the "Hump-o-matic" it fux0ring rules muh nutz..
i love the garter belt action.. now the only way that this could get
any better is if it was a "Do you like to hump llamas".. anyway
check it out.. Sent in by: Dirk-
|
"Homosexuality
as Psychological Immaturity" uhm i dont get it..
but ya. this is a neato essay or article featuring Homosexuality as
a "disorder".. but ya. its nice bible bullshizz.. so enjoy..
A fundamental mandate of Christianity is that we "advance steadily towards the completeness and perfection that belongs to spiritual maturity" (Hebrew 6:1, Amplified Bible). In this context, sin is a symptom of immaturity. Overcoming sin is part of the maturation process. Let us examine in what way homosexuality reflects immaturity, and so in what direction maturity lies.Sent in by: SombrFire
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| "My
sexy little reason for being" heh, yet another "Internet
Loving Geek chick that seems too good to be true".. blah blah.
she's even got "realistic" pics.. Sent in by: Papercut
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