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March
14th
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"Tommy
Chongs' Detoxifying Carbo Drink" LOL... incase you
need to take a drug test, and you've fallen off the wagon, Tommy Chong
is there to save you.. check out his "Detoxifying stuff" its
pretty funny :).
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"Porntallica"
ok, now i seldom post porn sites unless their funny.. and
this one is good.. well not really good, but the main page is funny..
"Porntallica - The Mother Load" roflmao~!

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"Wired
- Hackers get the message in Canada" Oh yeah, the
rest of canada is shaking.. heres some paste..
"The court cannot ignore the fact that the computer
world which is poised to face a dazzling expansion and will become,
like other types of payment or communications means invented by our
societies, the theater of more and more fertile criminal acts," the
judge wrote.
Lavoie, a security consultant with the Quebec-based financial institution
Desjardins-Laurentian, was sentenced to 12 months of community service
and placed on 12 months of probation.
He was also ordered not to touch a computer or surf the Internet over
the next 12 months, except on the job and under surveillance.

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"Death
of a Lawn Mower" Lol, yet another "When rednecks
attack home appliances" with mpeg video's to boot.. after the "incidenary
round" video, listen to the sound, its like a redneck girl laughing..
wierd.. i can't believe people actually get off on doing this kinda
stuff...
Sent in by: Toooool

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"ROBOKONEKO
- Robotic Pet Cat" mmm Jeah~!. i dont get this stuff..
if you wanted a pet cat.. why buy an artificial one.. unless you can
program it to hump everyones leg.. now that would be funny "<cyber-cat>
meow *unF* *unF*" hehe. too bad this one is still in the dev. stage..
:\..
Sent in by: SETuseer

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"The
Shower Project" LOL.. this guy has some class...
k, he's gay.. but he set out to have 100 straight women in his shower,
and to photo document it.. beat that.. hell, i couldn't.. not in one
year.. thats 1 every 3.5days(~) i feer his skillz
Sent in by: Flatline

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"MilkSucks
- Beer vs. Milk" ghahahahahahahhaha
Beer doesn't contain hormones or antibiotics, while
milk contains an ever-increasing variety of the pesticides and antibiotics
fed to cows, including rBGH, the notorious growth hormone that can
give guys breasts.
Beer has half a gram of fiber in every cup; milk has no fiber whatsoever.
Sent in by: Brill

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March
13th
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"Cat
Dynamics - Cat of the week" Oh god.. this is some
disturbing stuff......

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"J-Track,
Satelite Tracking Applet" Whoa, this is yet another
leet use java.. Yup, you guessed it, you can now monitor most of the
important satelites orbiting our planet.. oh and you can even see the
"MiR" Station.. you can even track an object.. its feerful...
This is even more feerful, a 3D
tracking version, check this out too..
Sent in by: Nattyboy

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"For
The Love of Julie - Journal" ah yes.. yet another
"StalkerPage" dedicated to some "soon-to-be-victim"..
and guess what. he's got .Mov's of him stalking this chick. so its kinda
cool, cept i dont have anything installed that can view .mov's yet (oh
i will, dont you worry, this fresh win98 install is getting kinda stale
already, i hear Win2000 calling).. but ya, this is some funny stuff
:)..
Sent in by: Hacklad

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"TBTF
- Sprint PCS + internet = security probs" heh, check
this out.. k, if you surf the net with yer cell phone.. and its a sprint
PCS phone, every site you browse; the server logs *YOUR* cells' telephone
number.. oh yeah, im not kidding.. but, its not like the server "sniffs"
your number, your phone gives it up freely.. ya, its some wierd stuff..
Sent in by: Maxtype

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"GameLand's
GoGo" hhehe.. take mindsweeper (the game) and "tron"
(or snafu for all us intellivision kids). and mash'em together, and
you got "GoGo" its pretty cool.. thumbs up :).
Sent in by: Brill

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"Cletus'
Farm" talk about good flash.. im surprised Matt
Greoning doesn't use it (or maybe he does, you never know).. but ya,
this is another neato "Simpsons Archive".. most impressive..
check it out..
Sent in by: Das

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"eBay
- 467Mhz Pikachu iMac" kill me.. kill me.. i think
this whole iMac Nightmare has gone WAY too far... like ya, last year,
they were cute and funny looking.. scoffed at my hax0rs.. dropped by
avid Apple finatics.. but this.... i dont know what to say....
Local mirror here
Sent in by: ^_ToXiC_^

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March
12th
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"IGN
- B-17 Flying Fortress II" Alright, i've been waiting
for a game like this for ages... k, this is my vision.. Flight sim,
cept, you can be differnet people on the plane, ie, pilot, gunner, bomber,
navigations, escort, etc.. and.. with the aid of the internet or a Lan,
you could have a wicked multi game with yer friends, basically, you
could have a flight crew lan and do a bunch of seperate missions.. and
guess what.. if this "B-17 Flying Fortress II" is as good
as this article claims, it should be just that.. a wicked game.. read
it.. (if ya want.. its not necessary, but i just thought i'd share the
link and my thoughts wif ya)..

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"ZDNet
- Microsoft working on fix for Win 95/98 'hole'"
Big surprize.. this sounds like a pretty SERIOUS problem.. yet, Microsaq
is all "the problem isn't very serious so we're not going to patch
it.".... read about how much microsaq sucks..

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"ZDNet
- Microsoft rips veil off X-Box" hehe Microsoft
is officially moving into the "Console" game.. but ya, i dunno..
they expect release in late 2001.. by that time we'll have playstation
3's, Nintendo N64^3. but ya, it sounds promising now.. Intel processor,
Nvidia video chipset. blah blah.. i dunno, it seems the line between
console and PC is getting mighty thin (see dreamcast with built in m0dem,
and keyboard option)..

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"Earth
Changes Come 5/5/00" "And moses shall fall
from the sky bringing the four horsemen of the apocolypse. The sky shall
rain molent vomit, the tide will rise with over fermented beer.."
(<- my rendition of their rendition). blah blah blah i'll have to see
if their rendition of stuff actually happens.. :).
Sent in by: Toooool

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"Crack
Aficionado Online" ROFL...
Sent in by: Thunder Scourge (the ladies call him
"Thunder Nutz")

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"The
Way to the Internet(jpg)" ghahahahahahahahhahahahaha
if this was only Microsofts marketing campaign
Local copy here
Sent in by: gid

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March
11th
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"Why
would anyone want to have anal sex?" heres alot
of stuff, that shouldn't be posted on the net.. the only thing that
could make this worse.. is if it had a step by step instruction on "how-to-have-anal-sex"...

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"Excite
- Police Raid Erotic Barber Shop" hehe. owned...
but hey, if there was an erotic barber place where i live, i would definatly
exercise my right to choose.. heres some paste..
When the place was raided, Lajeunesse said police found
two clients who had finished being served, and two men who were waiting
to be seen.
Police found the 28-year-old owner of the salon with a client. They
were naked and playing with a vibrator, oils and Kleenex.
Police also found pornographic videos and magazines throughout the
salon. The salon has one small room for haircutting and three back
rooms with sofas and video machines playing porno movies.

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"Altavista
- Nintendo to give Safety gloves" GHAHAHAHAHAHAH..
k, Nintendo is issuing Safety gloves, since their "Mario party"
game can give you cuts and scrapes on your fingers.. i think i might
just cash in on this.. since i do own an N64.. hey its free gloves...

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"Wired
- Generation Gap: Hackers" Great... now all these
"Script kiddies" are calling themselves "hackers"
blah.. they are simply "script kiddies".. they dont get the
title of "hackers".. but.. i am a "preatorian"..
not a "hacker" or a "script kiddie" f44r it.. :)..

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"HardOCP
- the perfect office" ehhe. i never understood this
whole facination with going to the washroom in yer own office.. any
experience i've had with a "public mens washroom" has always
been very stinky.. ie, you never wanna spend more then 2-3 minutes in
one.. so i dont know why you'd want a toilet at yer desk, since inevitably
it would just get very stinky in no time..
Sent in by: Tooool

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"eBay
- Titty Bear" Ghahahahahahahah.. if i had 4bucks
to waste, i would so be bidding on this.. :)..
Local mirror here
Sent in by: Stubbs

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March
10th
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"CNN
- Teenager Charged with Computer Hacking" Uhm ya
finally. Coolio Charged with hax0ring.. heh. `bout time.. im tired of
this "<fbi> we're just gonna confiscate all of "Coolio's"
stuff and uhm not charge him with anything.." ya.. right.. oh well..
can't blame him.. he will definatly be remembered more then Kevin Mitnik..
and infact, i think theres still a bunch of "FREE KEVIN" sites
floating around that havn't been updated.. heh.

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"Wired
- Alternative Net Protects Pirates" OoOoOOO
This looks promising.. similar to "i-Drive" or "x-Drive"
but ya, heres some paste..
Freenet is an open-source file-transfer system similar
to the Web for sharing digital content such as HTML pages and MP3
music files. It will be run by connected clusters of servers or node
stations that could in turn be run on almost any PC connected to the
Internet. But unlike the Web, Freenet has no centralized administrative
infrastructure of domain name servers (DNS) and IP addresses that
can be used to track users. Hosting and replicating documents and
files requires that Freenet backers volunteer their time and resources.

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"IGN
- PlayStation 2 Memory Card Callback" heh. more
problems with the New PlayStation 2.. it seems to be riddled with dev.
problems... :\

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"MacCentral
- Apple gets worldwide injunctions against iMac copycats"
Uh oh.. Apple's getting mad :\.. serves'em right for making the iMac..
i hope everyone copies'em and they make no dollars (even though i know
thats never gonna happen..)..

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"Episode
1: Here come the Jedi's(jpg)" ghahaha.. George Lucas
is turnning over his his multi billion dollar house..
Local copy here
Sent in by: Kitty^Kat

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"Pilsbury(jpg)"
ROFLMAO~!
Local copy here
Sent in by: Tooool

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March
9th
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Alright,
i've realized that the canadian government is full of bitchez.. k, so
i take my drivers test today.. and fail over a fucken judgement call..
and it cost me 75$.. now i have to pay another 75$ to retake the test..
balls.. before i used to know the government was screwing us over, but
not this much.. Tax is one thing.. but bending me over my own car..
and doing me in the ass, without lube.... wtf.. i can't wait to get
outta this rectal hole of a country...
.Creator

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"MacCentral
- NEC Unmasks 42inch Plasma display" I'd kill to
have one of these.. well i'd kill for 2.. :)..

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"CNNfn
- Verisign buys Network Solutions" and lets see
where this takes the internet...
NEW YORK (CNNfn) - VeriSign Inc. agreed to acquire Network
Solutions Inc. for $21 billion in stock Tuesday, creating an online
powerhouse that can shepherd companies onto the Internet and help
them establish and maintain their e-commerce identity.
The surprise deal unites the world's leading provider of Internet
domain name registrations, Network Solutions, with the nation's leading
provider of e-commerce and e-mail security, creating a company that
will begin with more than 12 million worldwide subscribers.

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"CNN
- Galileo images offer color-coded clues about Io"
k, this might not interest some of you, but hell, its cool.. neato pictures
from outer space.. its not every day, you get too see Color satelite
pics of iO.. heh. thats how they should have spelt it.. the e-wheat
way.. 'iO" instead of "Io".. its much more feersome myway..

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"The
Register - Sony Sells 980,000 PlayStation 2's in 2 days"
wow, i feer the psx2.. think about it.. they retail for what? 400$?
400 x ~1,000,000.. you do the math.. ASTRONOMICAL~~!

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"Mollers
SkyCar" hehe. this is e-leet..
Can any automobile give you this scenario? From your
garage to your destination, the M400 Skycar cruises comfortably at
350+ MPH at 15 miles per gallon. No traffic, no red lights, no speeding
tickets. Just quiet direct transportation from point A to point B
in a fraction of the time. Three dimensional mobility for the same
price as two dimensional mobility.
Sent in by: Pyber

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"Bloom
Country - Hackers Galore" a collection of hacker
based comics form the "Bloom Country" comicstrip
Sent in by: Inner

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"NetBird
- The Net Seen From Above" WHOA, this is some seriously
cool shizz.. check it out.. its more fun with java applets.. but this
is actually neat..
Sent in by: TOoOoOol

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"Aint
It CoolNews - Angelina Jolie as the new Lara Croft"
i once did a chick who looked just like Angelina Jolie.. *Huhh*. and
it was worth every penny, errr i mean.... i'd love to see her with 2
berettas and thigh holsters :).. ehhe (i'll post the pics when they
get released..)
Sent in by: Brill

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March
8th
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"Excite
- Bichon Frise Dog suffers road rage fate" ghahahahah..
k, this is mean, but its hilarious.. k. one guy rearends another car,
driver of that car, comes back to the offending car.. opens the door.
grabs the dog sitting on the drivers lap, hurls it into oncoming traffic...
ROFL... this rules..

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"MyBCNews
- Judge says Butt'Out" hehe. Canada telling the
US to stay the fux0r outta our judicial business.. this is in regards
to the large Marijuana bust in BC this past week :)..
The United States has more drug problems than any country
he knows of, despite tough sentencing, said Robert Metzger.
It has no business criticizing British Columbia or Canada for what
it considers to be lax treatment of drug dealers, said Metzger, chief
judge of the B.C. Provincial Court.
"I want to say to them: 'Don't talk to me about how to get rid of
a drug problem,' " he said. "You hand out long sentences and your
jails are full of people, but your problem isn't going away.

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"New
communications system means 'portable' command and control for nuclear
forces" uuh. i feer..

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"Trippy"
obviously you have to be stoned to appreciate this.. other then some
neato eye candy kinda stuff. but ya, its alright. it looks funny.. and
if you stare at it for a long time, you'll get a headache.. but hey,
bookmark it and check it when yer gonzo..

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"NYTimes
- Who needs a Diploma?" now... if i could only find
a good job..
A couple of years ago, just before Dan Hammans dropped
out of high school, his guidance counselor told him that he would
never earn more than $15,000 a year, that he would never hold a job
for more than six months at a time and that, to put it plainly, he
would never amount to anything. "He pretty much told me I was a loser,"
Dan says. He is sitting in his 1999 Mitsubishi Eclipse, which is fire-engine
red, cost $23,000 and boasts 210 horsepower off the factory floor
-- though with Dan's modifications, that's up to 260.
Like we care what kinda horse power his car has...
Sent in by: Wolf-

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uuh. a neato site, but i have no idea what it means.....
Sent in by: Nimmitz

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"The
Dead Cricket Panel" "i am jaq's giggling throat"
hehehe.. i love this stuff.. make sure you check out the rest of the
site. some of it is actually pretty funny..
Sent in by: dk

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"Sarah
Strip Hangman" ghahaha. k, i have to play this..
and win.. bbl... DOh~!. i couldn't get her any lower then 26% clothing..
i suck..
Sent in by: Toooool

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"Pokemon
Invaders" heh, download this.. i still have yet
to try it.. but it sounds funny.. imagine Space Invaders, cept subst
in Pokemon instead of the standard alien guys..
Sent in by: Maxtype

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"Are
you one of Jays Kids" ROFL, this is like a shrine
to some guy who fathered 56kids.. wow.. i'd say im jealous.. but im
not.. thats alot of kids.. and i know im an ugly fux0r.. so i wouldn't
wanna punish 56 kids know that they'd prolly share some resemblence
with me..
Sent in by: Brill

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