"The Force is a Tool of Satan"

Throughout all three movies people always say May The Force Be With You. But what is the Force? The "angelic" Obi-Wann Karboi says, "It's the thing inside all living creatures." But isn't that what GOD is?
The Force makes people behave like Demons. Luke is "taught" by the grimy, wizened, midget stand-in for God, YODA to make things fly in the air with TELEKENISIS. That's what Demons do!

"MSNBC - Office 2000; The Top 10 reasons not to download Service Release-1"

Less than a week out of the chute, Microsoft’s Office Service Release-1 is coming under fire. Because of some testing that we’ve done and because of the rumblings that we’ve been seeing in newsgroups, we thought we would issue this warning before you venture out on the Net and grab the latest patch to the Microsoft’s Office Suite.

"SafeSexPlus - CyberDildonics"

"Internet Sex" has finally graduated from the "virtual" world of boring chatrooms and keyboard monotony to the real world of knee-buckling, face-flushing, goose-pimple-raising pleasure.
We call it "cyberdildonics" ("CD"), but our customers use a simpler word: Hot!
As seen on CNN, heard on Howard Stern Radio, raved about in Wired Magazine, and praised by famous sex therapists like Dr. Susan Block, SafeSexPlus transforms your mouse into the hottest sex toy the world has ever seen. Use your everyday internet connection to control your online partner's vibrators and other sex toys . . . even if your partner is on the other side of the planet!

"Weekly World News - Hackers can turn your computer into a b0mb"

"There are brilliant but unscrupulous hackers out there who have developed technologies that the average person can't even dream of. Even people who are familiar with how computers work have trouble getting their minds around the terrible things that can be done.
"It is already possible for an assassin to send someone an e-mail with an innocent-looking attachment connected to it. When the receiver downloads the attachment, the electrical current and molecular structure of the central processing unit is altered, causing it to blast apart like a large hand grenade.

"ZDNet - AMD Takes aim at Intel with 'Spitfire'"

AMD is planning to match as closely as possible Intel's Celeron in clock speeds. The company is expected to release Spitfire at four clock speeds, sources said: 550MHz, 600MHz, 650MHz and 700MHz. Spitfire will sport 128KB of on-board Level 2 cache. The current K6-2 processor has 512KB of off-chip cache. Integrating cache increases performance and should give the chip an additional performance boost.

"This is your brain on Ecstasy, a slideshow"

MDMA enters the serotonin axon terminal by going through the uptake transporters! Researchers say MDMA has a greater affinity for the transporter than serotonin (just like prozac does). This means that the MDMA will be the first thing to get into the axon terminal. Once there, it interacts with the vesicle, causing it to pour it's serotonin into the synapse. The important thing to be aware of is that the MDMA does its thing only after entering the serotonin axon terminal via the uptake transporters. This is important, as we will soon see.

"Yahoo - Video Game Makers Sue Yahoo"

The suit, which the plaintiffs believe is the first of its kind filed against an online retailer, claims Yahoo! provides for the auction and sales of pirated video games at its site, and directly profits from what it knows is illegal.
It also underscores the video game makers' determination to stop the sale of counterfeit games, which annually costs the industry over $3.2 billion in lost sales globally, according to the industry group Interactive Digital Software Association.

"FGN - 1.25 Million Playstation 2's recalled"

Gamers can return their illegitimate software wither via mail from April 1, or through 8,000 Seven-Eleven stores soon. PlayStation2 will now ship in Japan with software that does not support the playing of foreign DVDs.
In other more optimistic news for Sony Computer Entertainment, NTT Mobile Communications Network has predicted that the combination of its i-mode mobile Internet connection service with PlayStation2 will enable the development of "audio and image distribution, payment services and other offerings."