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 April
14th 
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"IGN
- GameBoy First Person Shooter" you know.... this
world could get gayer.. only if we had more people developing shizz
like this..
Earlier this week, Eidos announced that the company will be
releasing a first-person shooter for the Game Boy Color, titled Tyrannosaurus
Tex. In development at Slitherine Software, Tyrannosaurus Tex will
be the first Game Boy Color-exclusive 3D first-person shooter, and
will even feature a deathmatch game for two players.
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"eBay
- 1988 Cookin with ALF puppet" Ghahahahahahahahah
for $5.50 you could have gotten a piece of Shitty TV history~! :). hehehehe
HERE IS ALF DOING WHAT HE IS BEST AT ALL, DECKED OUT
IN A CHEIFS APRON AND HAT EVEN HAS HIMSELF A MUSTACHE!WHAT A GUY ,ALL
HE NEEDS NOW IS A CAT TO THROW ON THE GRILL THE BEST THING ABOUT HIM
IS HE IS A PUPPET WITH LEGS YOU GOTTA LOVE THAT AND HE IS 11 IN TALL
AND CLEAN AS A WHISTLE AND READY TO MOVE IN AT YOUR HOUSE SO BID NOW
.THANKS MOE
Local mirror here
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"JerkCity
- The Blair Witch" Deuce and Rands, how can you
go wrong with that combination..
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"500
Nations" Dayom~!.. now this is some feersome digital
artwork.. i know this isn't very "whacked" but hey, its really
cool.. so you can gobble muh nuz~!.. anyway, its some nice photoshop
work, depicting the America's before the European invasion (im not talking
about the Beatles here either, that was the british invasion, heh)..
Sent in by: _Psychic_
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"Moxie.ca
- Where chicks get it" k, i dont totally get this
website, but that could be becuase its geared for a woman, or rather
a "Moxie_woman" inwhich i am definatly NOT :). (kinda wish
i was on some days, but hey, thats what surgery is for :). heh. check
it out.. see if you can figure it out :). heh
Sent in by: Munch
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"Erotic
Fruits and Vegetables" this might be obscene, but
hey, its just fruit :).
Sent in by: Ellis_Dee
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April
13th
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'IGN
- Transformers the movie on DVD" ABOUT FUX0RING
TIME~!.. i've been waiting for ages~!.. but ya.. its coming in October
of this year.. so its only a little ways away.. i wonder what other
stuff they will throw on the DVD.. maybe outtakes? like Rodimus Prime
swearing for 3 minutes.. or maybe voice interviews or something.. its
gonna rule~!, i wonder if you can pre-order'em...
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"The
Jolly Dwarf" heh, looks like a "sister"
site to "The Stile Project"
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"MIT
- Generation of Bits" hrmm an interesting "story"..
pretty long. but VERY interesting.. mostly regarding bullshit politics
in the USA.. hehe..
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"1962
- Space War" early computer games.. check this out..
it sounds like a multiplayer version of Asteriods. (or uhm what else
was it called, Archon, or somthign.." too bad they dont have screen
shots, cuz it would rule :)..
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"The
Hampster Dance 2" As if the first one wasn't bad
enough.. heres the "sequel" uuuh.. dont click on this.. it'll
just make you mad...
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"Obsolete
Computer Museum" Wicked, i love Geek Museums, specially
ones that are on the net.. they bring back such good memories.. OMG,
they have an exhibit on the Commodore PET..~!.. i remember having to
program these little bitchez in my grade 12 Tech class.. oh man that
was fun.. we had one all rig'd out to play Checkers.. it was pretty
cool.. well, it sucked. but it was a good waste of time..
Sent in by: Munch
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"Abuse-a-tron"
hehe, incase your need some abuse (cuz we all know that you crave to
be put down 24hours a day).. this is the site for you.. cept.. some
interaction might be nice.. like "pick the kind of insult you want"
instead of just a regular "click for another insult".. ugh..
its still cool, check it out..
Sent in by: Nadx
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April
12th
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"Shaft
- Movie Trailer(mov)" OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG..
Samuel L. Jackson as SHAFT~!.. But wait.. why dont us white folk have
an idle like Shaft huh?.. i dont get it... if there was a Caucasion
version of shaft, he would be so cool, and think about.. if we could
teach every kid Shaft's ideals.. we would have the hippest set of kids
on the planet.. it would be totally feersome..
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"Buff
Tanner - Products" "Uh, yes sir, give me 10
more Gallons of that Cancer killing Snake Oil please.." check out
the "Immaculate Ejaculation"
Immaculate Ejaculation
When it comes to SPERM, the so-called "other brands" DON'T KNOW JACK.
'Nuff said. God bless
God Bless? wtf~!
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"Mike
The Headless Chicken" i dont get it... but its wierd..
:)..
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"Welcome
to the Dungeon of Terror" wait.. these are supposed
to be Witches.. or sorry, Wicken's.. People who live by the land, and
believe in nature.. right?.. but they "Hail Satan" ?. i dont
get it.. Wicca's dont Hail satan.. these girls really do need to get
their story straight..
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"John
Wayne Bobbit, The Man Made Wonder" I still pitty
this guy.. oh wait.. his website sucks.. But.. you can sign up for the
John Wayne Bobbit Fan Club~!.. heh. sign up your friends :)..
Sent in by: Munch
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"Blow
the Dot Out Your Ass" hahaha. a website based totally
on users.. k. your supposed to download their PDF files.. and print
them on sticker sheets. and paste them all over your town. (then take
pictures).. maybe i should do this.. hrmm.. looks like free advertisint
to me.. i can totally respect the stickers.. their feersome.. :)..
Sent in by: Entropy^
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"The
Seven most F*cked Video Games" Ghahahaha. alot of
these games, you'll have never seen.. but man.. i need to find a site
with'em.. cuz they would rule the emulation scene :)..
Sent in by: Sirhugh
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April
11th
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"SissyFight
2000" hehe. go now~!.. setup your character, and
kick some ass.. its all free~! :)..
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"JerkCity
- The Prinkalino" hehe.. JerkCity.. once again..
it owns..
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"Avault
- Tomb Raider Film Cast Announced" Oh Yeah~! its
official.. Angelina Jolie *spooge*.. huh.. i can't wait to see her stuffed
into a little green halter top (thingy).. huh.. with 2 9mm's strapped
to her Pail Virgin Thighs.. Uhhh.. i have to goto the bathroom, brb.....
0h, you can read more about Angelina here...
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"Apple
- Lord of the Rings, Movie Trailer(mov)" wow, apple
is really pushing the .MOV formats with these Movie Trailers.. but ya,
this definatly looks cool.. but ya, if you've read the book, and seen
the animated movie (presuming you liked it, which like 99.9% of people
do) you'd have to see this. it looks VERY promising.. (but it'll prolly
suck :\).. oh ya, Elijah Woods is in it.. prolly starring as Bilbo,
or Aragon.. ugh.. i think we need another teen heart throb.. i wonder
what Leonardo DeCaprio is doing?.. anyway J.R Tolkien Rules~!.. oh and
if you notice, towards the end of the movie, you'll notice that this
is only the first of MANY J.R Tolkiens movies that are being produced
(cept they wont be out for another 3 or so years :\ )
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"SpaceMoose
- Student Help" hehe, yet another excellent space
moose... cept.. i think it would have ended better, if the SpaceMoose
would have Sodomized him.. while giving the "Metal sign" "\n/"
heh, well theres always room for improvement.
Sent in by: Flatline
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"Miss
Muffy Music Video" ghahhaha yet another WICKED Flash4
movie/thingy.. its very feersome.. make sure you listen to the lyrics..
cuz its really worth it :)..
Sent in by: Crimewave
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April
10th
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"DOS
Graveyard - adult related games" heh, i dont know
why im posting this.. but i can't help it.. its old school DOS games..
and to top it all off, there "Adult" games.. with names like
"Fuck Quest" you can't go wrong :). heh. i wonder if this
stuff will run in NT.. heh
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"NASA
- Mixed Fleet Launch Schedule" and you americans
wonder where all your tax dollars go.. jesus.. there is almost 1 space
launch per month.. and it costs what? like a billion dollars to put
something in space?.. guh.. "We had access to too much resources,
too much money, and eventually it drove us insane".. wait for it..
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"C|Net
- Online Game Backs away from privacy threat" heh,
Everquest is having problems... check this.. k.. remember Diablo, when
they released the TownKill Cheat. anyway Blizzard was tossing around
the idea of using a serverside "backdoor" to sniff clients
systems for hacked games.. anyway.. Everquest guys tried this.. and
now everyone is all pissy.. oh well, read it..
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"JerkCity
- Weather Advisory" Ghahahahha. JerkCity owns me..
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"Americans
for Purity - War against Masterbation" hehehe, k,
i posted this like last year, but its still funny, and they've even
updated it..
Myth:Masturbation is not immoral.
Reality:Read your Bible. God was so offended when Onan spilled his
seed upon the ground that God struck Onan dead! It is true that Onan
wasn't Masturbating, but the point is that God hates it when men waste
sperm, no matter what the reason.
God hates the waste of Sperm? really.... so why do we have homosexuals?..
(no offence of course, im just trying to make a point, that there is
no god).. bah~!
Sent in by: Pispot
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"You
Kicked My Dog" ROFLMAO.. k, if you dont have flash
get it.. cuz you have to see this..
Sent in by: Xian
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"Quinns
Smoo" heh.. k, anyone remember those "Tiny
Town" figures.. (ie; small wooden tubes, with spheres for a head)..
k, well this guy took all his, and altered them into some coolio thingies..
Sent in by: Brill
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"FNWire
- An interview with a search Engine" heh, as a buddy
of mine said "you know what Cre, Jeeves' responds alot like you
would to those questions.." well.. ya.. course.. im simply a script..
there is no "mastermind" behind me.. im just a script.. a
simple program, only a few lines long.. err.. i wish i was a program..
that would make updating this page WAY easier.. and WAY more time efficient..
:)..
Sent in by: Myth2
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April
9th
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"eBay
- Wrought Iron Headboard and footboard" k, im not
gonna mirror this, cuz its not very whacked.. but ya, notice the seller..
JenniCam.. heh. You can now own a peice of JenniCam History.. ugh..
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"MSNBC
- Opto Chip, soon to be a reality" wow, this stuff
sounds feersome... k, heres the skinny.. alright.. this little "Opto
Chip" thingy, will be the "Modem" of the future.. allowing
several hundred gigabits/s of bandwidth.. but.. this isn't going to
be gold for all us "regular phoneline users" since, this chip
was designed specifically for Fiber Optic Applications (ala, you wont
be able to buy an "Opto-Modem" run home, and plug it into
your existing cable/phone line, you'll need either a burst satelite
dish, or some kind of Fiber Optic cable running to your house :\.. so,
your also looking at the expense of running that cable (upto 50$/foot.)
ugh.. but ya, the future should be a wonderful thing..
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"ABCNews
- Prayer Circle Lawsuite Dismissed" Hells Jeah~!..
k. a while ago, there was a school shootin in the US.. (Oh ya, surprizing
eh?). anyway.. some kid opened up on a Prayer group and shot a couple
kids.. three of the kids died.. (as a result of gun shot wounds). and
the families of the children were filing a suite against several entertainment
companies (Time Warner(aol), Polygram, etc) for "influencing"
the child gunman.. anyway.. judge said "EAT MY ASS" and dismissed
the case :). heh..
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"Apple
- X-Men The Movie Trailer v2" k, if you missed the
first trailer, its also on this page (and ya, since its apple, you'll
need Quicktime to view this stuff).. but, if the trailer is any indication
of how good the movie is going to be; it might not suck :).. but ya,
im definatly going to see it, since Patrick Stewart is my god.. well,
not god.. but one cool old bald guy.. :). heh..
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"Amazon
- Diakatana Strategy Guide(review)" heh, scroll
down to the "reviews" section.. and look who reviewed it..
Yup, John Romero, CEO (and KC's breast holder) of Ion Storm.. but to
make this even worse.. look who authored it.. Stevie Case.. Oh yea,
if you know anything about Ion Storm, you'll know Ms. Case as "Kill
Creek (KC)" but ya, Romero and Case are currently dating and having
LOTS of Rabid Anal Monkey Sex. so i think this review is mildly biased..
but ya. i wouldn't order the strategy guide, since the game isn't out
yet :).
Sent in by: Data Disruptor
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"HardOCP
- BSOD?" k, this isn't quite a BSOD but it was aired
on some Cable TV channel.. funny none the less..
Sent in by: Tooool
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"Egoella"
k, i dont understand this page, but some people have WAY to much time
on their hands (and they suck using photoshop too)..
Sent in by: Avail
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"OlsenTwins.com"
Oh god.. honestly.. who cares enough about these to twins, to visit
their website?.. Not me.. infact. i dont know why this page even exists..
Oh look~!.. you can even get into a Live Chat with Mary-Kate and Ashely.~!..
OMG~!.. oh wait.. i'd never want to do that in my entire life.. ugh..
Sent in by: Dromio
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April
8th
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"eBay
- Jennicam Prints(headshots)" ok ok ok.. i can admit,
i checked out jennicam once.. just cuz i was bored and it was free..
but paying 700.00$ for 15 "prints" (ala high quality printer
stuff). i dont get it.. sometimes people get obsessed.. and then it
gets freaky.. oh and the worst part is..... theres more "prints".. this
was only "set 1 of 5"...
Local mirror here
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"Avault
- Blockbuster to rent PC Games" oh ya.. i can't
wait for the gaming industry to start hammering bloqbusta about this..
like.. i dont get it.. k, lets say that they rent the popular game "HomeWorld",
(which after you install it, you dont need the cd anymore). anyway.
i can see someone getting piss at this..
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"Strawberry
Pop-tart Blow Torches" ah yes.. more pyracy (heh,
stupid way of spelling it..). oh and check out his "Fun with grapes
article" it actually works.. infact, i can imagine both of these
"studies" are genuine..
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"Sitro
Nitro" God.. Glam rock rules me.. specially those
80's rock hair cuts.. hehe.. i need one :)..
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"Excite
- Mariah Carey in hospital, Food Posioning" uh huh..
"food posioning".. i think this is another case of a woman
injesting 8pints of seman again.. FREAK!~!.. i guess Puff Daddy is bit
stale. if ya know what i mean.. huh huhh.. god im sick.. i need help..
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"The
Punk Parenting HeadQuarters" heheh. this is actually
a serious article :). i feer..
Let's face it - a lot of us punks are parents. But while
we are being pushed aside by our own punk communities, we're also
pushed away from each other. We have little contact with each other
and few resources to aid us in our adventures in childrearing. We
want our children to grow up strong, open-minded, non-racist, non-sexist,
etc. but it's just too hard to figure out how to do that all by ourselves.
So I've created an area especially for us - the parents of our future.
This is just the beginning and I hope you will have a lot to add to
this site so it can truly be an excellent resource for punk parents.
Sent in by: Brill
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"MatchStick
Rockets" heh, sounds simple enough.. im gonna have
to try it later :)..
Sent in by: Toool
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