"ABCNews - MafiaBoy arrested for Web Attacks"

Internet security expert Michael Lyle told ABCNEWS.com at the time that he communicated with Mafiaboy and the 15-year-old claimed credit for attacking not only CNN.com but also E*TRADE and several smaller sites. Mafiaboy also shared technical information that only someone involved in the attacks would know, Lyle said.
“Mafiaboy was saying ‘What should I hit next? What should I hit next?’ and people on the channel were suggesting sites, and Mafiaboy was saying, ‘OK, CNN,’” said Lyle, the chief technology officer for Recourse Technologies Inc., an Internet security company in Palo Alto, Calif.

"Welcome to the BabelFish Butcher"

Your mother is an arrogant monkey
becomes
The relative adjustment arrogating a drop hammer

"MacCentral - Oooh Bill"

Bill, I've seen your new commercial and hoo, boy...we gotta talk.
I know that you and Microsoft are now feeling the heat from the Government worse than ever before, but look, there's only one reason why you ever see someone put on a sweater and make his case directly to the American People, and everyone knows it. Presenting yourself as a Sweater Guy In His Living Room is a tactic best reserved for political candidates whose polls numbers are way down or city commissioners trying to avoid indictment. You're a multi-billionaire with the reins of one of the nation's most powerful corporations in your hands, and you've been making such progress with your hairstyle. You're above all that.

"Bunching Shuttle Cocks - Cyborgizer"

C.R.E.A.T.O.R.: Cybernetic Robotic Entity Assembled for Troubleshooting and Online Repair

"ZDNet - Tiny Tivalu cashes in on .tv domains"

Tuvalu, a tiny South Pacific nation measuring 26 square kilometers, has sold the use of its domain name -- .tv -- to Idealab! in a deal that promises to garner Tuvalu more than three times its national budget.
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The Tuvalu islands have already garnered $15 million dollars from the deal, enough to transform the existence of a country where the annual budget tops out at $14 million per year.

"OverClockin - Results of a Drunken Stupor"

Yes. Today, ladies and gentlemen,… yes, today, we have some heightened stupidity for you. Stupidity brought on by drunkenness. Drunkenness so pure and so profound it defies logic and some laws of physics. A drunkenness brought on not by spirits, but by an over-abundance of computer cooling parts (ok, a little bit of rum was involved, but I swear it didn’t get out of hand). So much of an over-abundance that you couldn’t possibly find anything really useful to do with them all. So you have to find something stupid to do with them. Something like this…

"Becks Loser, New Lyrics"

With the FTP and the insane print job
The daytime crap of the alt.test slob
He hung himself with a call to ping
Twenty milliseconds and it's spitting out another string

RTFM if you can't relate
Trade the Sun for a car and the Web for a date
And MIME is a nifty hack for mailing to a newbie
That's choking on my MPEGs

"Marry Tom Arnold"

Tom Arnold is searching for a bride… and you could be the lucky lady. Or if you’re too shy, recommend someone you know. The requirements are simple: An adult single woman of child-bearing age, good with children, willing to relocate, has goals, and self-confident enough to wear a bathing suit on vacation.