"MSNBC - Court Rules Mp3.com is liable"

JUDGE JED RAKOFF of U.S. District Court for the Southern District of New York issued a terse order holding MP3.com ”liable for copyright infringement.” He said a written opinion would be available “most likely within the next two weeks.”
The ruling, which sent shares of the online music-downloading company plummeting to an all-time low, stemmed from a lawsuit filed in January by the world’s largest record labels, which said MP3.com’s database of more than 80,000 albums infringed their copyrights.

"APBNews - Man Sought For Squirting Seman"

The suspect may have been involved in up to 11 attacks over the past few months, police said.
The man usually steals a water gun from the store, fills it with water mixed with semen and then squirts it in the face of girls walking alone, police said.

"Alcohol Warnings"

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants.

"MercuryCentre - Pets.com Sock Puppet being Defamed"

In a federal lawsuit filed last week, Pets.com accuses ``Late Night'' writer Robert Smigel, creator of the show's ``Triumph the Insult Comic Dog,'' of defaming the ubiquitous sock puppet.
``Triumph is a rubber-dog that ... regularly uses vulgarity, insults both the humans and other dogs around him and often conducts physical attacks of a sexual nature on female dogs,'' the complaint says.

"Daily Radar - Diakatana Demo Review"

If videogames are to continue to gather cultural currency and begin to rival film as a dominant art form, then perhaps videogames need to have their first high profile, ego-driven disaster. Daikatana may be it.

"ABCNEWS - Tracking Mafiaboy Steps"

“Script kiddies are point-and-click hackers. If you punch ‘hacker’ into a search engine, you’ll pick up 200 hacker Web sites … If I start reading the hacker Web pages, it’ll teach me Hacking 101,” Yarbrough said.
More experienced hackers quietly hide in systems and spy on data, but script kiddies aren’t that subtle, Yarbrough says.
“When they get into systems, they don’t know what they’re doing, and that makes them more dangerous than a lot of real hackers … [they’re like] a bull in a china shop,” he says.

"The Second National Masturbate-A-Thon!"

Because masturbation is a joyous expression of self love.

"FoxNews - Jury Returns Verdict Against Coffee Enema Doctor"

Gray's lawyer, Maria del Pilar Ocasio, said Gonzalez's cancer treatment also called for four to 10 coffee enemas a day to "detoxify'' Schafer's gastrointestinal system. Ocasio said the doctor "brainwashed'' Schafer to make her believe this would work.

"pete - Hey im a loser(jpg)"

This is Peter. Peter lives in the room next to mine. Peter is meticulous about his things, and gets mad when we jump on his bed and fuck with his IMAC. Peter is also an ass. He took this picture of himself and he really likes it. We think it's retarded. Won't Peter be angry now?.....By the way Peter, we also dip your dishes in the shitter when you go to class. SURPRISE!

"ABCNews - The Word of Luther"

“It was a little bit awkward because he isn’t with his mother much of the time and he’s only with other boys and men,” said Jason Bleibtreu, an American cameraman who met with Luther and 15 of his soldiers and shot the video.
“It seemed like all he wanted was a hug,” he told ABCNEWS.com by telephone from Thailand.

"ZDNet - Whistler OS sneaks onto internet"

Microsoft is looking into recent reports that another build has been posted to the Net," a Microsoft spokesman confirmed, although he offered no other details on the build or on actions taken to investigate how the OS found its way to the Web.
This latest version of Whistler appears to be legitimate, said Robert Stein, president of Active Network Inc., which owns Activewin.com, one of the Web sites that first reported Whistler's appearance on the Web.

"Gamespot - Diakatana Gold"

It's been four years since John Romero's last design effort, Quake, hit store shelves. In that time, he has been hard at work on one of the most controversial games in the industry's history. Romero, of course, is one of the original founders of id Software and co-creator of some of the most successful and instantly recognizable games to date, including the venerable Doom series. His current work-in-progress, Daikatana, has been steeped in controversy and delays for nearly four years.

"eBay Mirror - 11inch Human Penis"

Just like John Bobbitt. My wife has cut off my penis for cheating on her. I have put it on ice 7 the dr.s tell me it is still operational. I have decided to go with a smaller penis, so I am selling this one. It is 11 inches long when erect with no warts or any other kinds of VD. Feel free to ask for a scan. Bidding starts at 25,000