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May
7th
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Oh
yeah.. who's baq.. Me~!. so ya, i installed Win2000 Professional this
morning, and Hot Damn~!, its screams.. i've never seen any OS as fast
as this.. (well, with as much shizz running at once).. its feersome,
anyone running any windows OS, i'd highly recommend Win2k.. i havn't
noticed any major bug yet.. but if i get rooted, i'll letcha know :).
heh..
.Creator

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"ZDNet
- 'Love' bug now has five Siblings" as if anyone
cared less.. but ya, theres a couple other "variants" of the
"ILOVEYOU" worm out there now.. its amazing how fast these
copycats jump out..
That strain has the subject line "Mother's Day Order
Confirmation," with text that states the recipient's credit card has
been charged $326.92 for a Mother's Day diamond special. The e-mail
urges the recipient to examine the attached invoice carefully and
save it. Once the fictional invoice is opened, the virus is in motion
again.
Richard Jacobs, president of Sophos Inc., an anti-virus software maker
in Wakefield, Mass., said this strain is likely to dupe more people
because of the timing -- Mother's Day is May 14 -- and because a bill
is involved.

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"MSNBC
- Telescope spots Huge Space Bone" heh. they said
Bone.. heh. anyway, this is just more cool stuff that can be done with
Technology.. since technically, they could bounce radar signals off
my pants, and get a clear image of my wang, i feer..

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"MSNBC
- FBI Says it has ID'd Virus Suspect" 40million
People infected? i thought there was only a net population of around
60million.. i think that estimate is fairly high.. but ya, naturally,
the writter of the "ILOVEYOU" worm was a 15year old kid from
the Philippines.. blah blah blah..

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"SomethingAwful
- Computar Comix" User friendly promotes Linux?
i had no idea...... More fun stuff from JeffK..:)

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"Salon
Tech - Porn Snafu" ghahahah. Hustler screwed up
and mailed copies of the "Taboo" magazine to people who'd
subscribed to a Skateboarding Magazine (Bigbrother Skateboarding). heh,
its pretty funny, check it out :)
Sent in by: SombrFire

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"Devine
Justice - Dr. Laura Nudies" alright, when this was
sent to me, i was all "who's Dr.Laura?".. but as it turns
out, she's a Radio Talkshow personality, and yes.. she is real.. she
apparently works for 640News (which can be heard over most of Canada)
but ya, she's a hottie. :). heh.. Oh. and this does have nudity in it.
so if your boss is around, dont click this link..
Sent in by: Munch

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"MSNBC
- Open Source is here to stay" an excellent rebuttal
to the "Opensource is a road to nowhere" article i posted
a couple days ago, but ya, this MOSTLY focuses on Linux as the *only*
opensource piece of software out there (which we know isn't true)
Sent in by: HaB

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May
6th
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God
Damnit, someone remind me why i even try to run a Windows Bases OS...
stupid POS.. k, it crashes last night.. i reboot.. it takes 30mins to
scan my hd for errors.. i got into windows, and its deleted my user
profile.. so if you've sent me an email in the past day, send it again,
cuz i didn't get it.. ugh.. time to try something new. maybe BeOS or
Win2k or even, *drum roll* Linux.. ugh.... *shrug* i'll see how this
goes.. Oh, and the world was supposed to end yesterday.. but it didn't..
what a let down :\
.Creator

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"CNN
- Parents Object to 'Panty Raider' game" ghahahah.
when i first read the original article on this 'game' i thought it was
another developers joke. but hey, i guess its real.. read this, its
good :). hehe..

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"ZDNet
- Business Shut Down Email Servers" heheh, m0's..
yeah, so theres a new Email Worm out there.. but ya, its SOOOO feerful..
it only works in Outlook, and if you uninstall 'Windows Scripting Host'
you can't get 'hurt' from this worm.. so ya, everyone who's in Win9x
go into your control panel > add remove programs > Windows Setup
> Accessories > Windows Scripting Host, and unclick the little
box.. and hit apply.. you'll be fine (i think :) hehe. from what i understand
of this virus it should work :).
Update: heres a follow up article on F-Secure "F-Secure
LoveLetter Information"

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"MSNBC
- Napster may ban Metallica Pirates" Nothing like
a publicity stunt to put your case further behind then it was yesterday..
heh. get this, k, Lars (of metallica, he's the guy who takes it in the
ass when the band can't find any 'groupies') dragged 13 boxes full of
'screen names' (all 335,000 of them) into the napster offices.. but
if they actually wanted those 'users' banned they could have just brought
in a couple floppies with the screen names on'em, so it would be much
easier then having to retype the 340,000 names.. heres some paste.
“If the claims are submitted properly, the company will
take the appropriate actions to disable the users Metallica has identified,”
Napster lawyer Laurence Pulgram said in a statement.
He not-so-slyly adds: “Of course, if the band would provide the names
in computerized form, rather than in tens of thousands of pages of
paper intended to create a photo op, that would expedite the process.”

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"ZeroPaid
- Gnutella Pedophiles Busted" ghahah.. k, i love
this.. cept im kinda surprized they didn't write some kinda external
log'er, like, instead of taking screenies of gnutella client, why not
write something in perl, to sniff the incoming gnutella packets, and
log it to a file, and have it post them simulataniously? oh well that
is alot of work, and hell, im not even that good with perl yet.. so
bleh.. anyway. this page is dedicated to finding those people who search
for "PRE-TEEN SEX RAPE.JPG" and etc.. but ya, check it out
(scroll to the bottom, and click on the dates under the "BUSTED"
heading)
Update: Oh hey, look what i found on MSNBC "Gnutella
porn searches risk embarassment" an article on the 'Busted'
page :).

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"HillBilly
Crack Whores" k, this is kinda inapropriate, cuz
theres some nudity.. but ya, just make sure your boss is lurking when
you click this one, but heh, its funny :).
Sent in by: Atlaz

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"Get
Fussy - My Word" hehe, yet another cool Online Comic,
check it out, its actually pretty funny :).
Sent in by: Munch

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"NASA
- Astronomy Picture of the Day" mmm and the planets
align, and the world ends~!
Sent in by: gid

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"Planet
Alignments in 2000" More on the funny planet alignments.
Sent in by: quj

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May
5th
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"Wired
- Brits launch Online Spy Network" GET OUT OF MY
COMPUTER YOU SILLY BRITS~!.. I DONT HAVE ANY BEATLES MP3's~!

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"MSNBC
- Metallica fans remain Unforgiven" god i love MSNBC's
article titles :). I hate metallica, so i hope this pushes their fans
further away from them, and they lose their listener base..
Few artists dispute that the Web is a boon for them
in building and reaching out to a fan base. But the debate over how
new technologies are changing the way music is distributed and played
is dividing artists — and their fans.
On the Metallica Web site, visitors are welcomed with the quote, “Time
is like a fuse, short and burning fast.” The same could be said for
the length of the tempers of Metallica fans who are posting to the
site’s bulletin boards. Take this sample from a poster named Clownfish2000,
who said he is a Metallica fan no more:
Case in point.

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"MSNBC
- ABC easy as MP3?" Whoa, take AOL, Time Warner,
ABC, and MP3.com and wrap them all into a single article, and show how
theres this big pseudo conspiracy between them all.. heh.. its a good
read..

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"FlatPlanet
- Photodocumentary on the Milk Bag" Well holy crap,
i had no idea, that the americans were so hard done by, infact, without
the milk bag, alot of canadians would be without milk (the calcium bone
building substance). feer it.. of course, i wish this guy would have
done a Milkbag via Oldschool Tom Green.. (you know what im talking about,
sprayin' milk like you were a porno director.. ) Speaking of Tom Green,
has anyone noticed, that he doesn't use milk bags anymore.. he uses
those gay cartons (noticed that the other day, but didn't tie it to
this gay 'americans dont have milk bags' thing)..
Sent in by: Nimmitz

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"MILKBAGS"
GHLAUGHLAUGHLAUGHLAUGHLAUGHLAUGHLAUGHLAUGHLAUGHLAUGHLAUGHGHA more on
the milk bag phenonmeon(sp?)
Sent in by: Sneak

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"C|net
- ICQ Shutting Down Youngsters Accounts" wow, this
is wierd, AOL/ICQ is taking away everyones ICQ account, well, everyone
who 'claims' to be 13 and under.. but.. if you think about it, its a
good thing.. right? well, kinda, their not doing this just to get the
kids outta icq, but also to get the 'adults' who claim to be kids, (you
know what im talking about, we've all recieved those 'messages' that
go kinda like this "HI IM A 7YEAR GIRL WHO LIKES DOMINANT OLD MEN,
POSING AS MY DAD, MESSAGE ME FOR FUN" )... but ya, this is actually
in compliance of some new Privacy law.. read it, its pretty interesting..
Sent in by: Munch

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"Adult
Video News - Live Net Porn ban awaits Jed Bush's Signature"
heh. more attempts at trying to regulate the Internet and Porn.. but
i dont know what the US is thinking (well, more so, Sharron Merchant
(sounds like a porn name doesn't it? :). ) anyway, think about how much
money is generated from "live net porn broadcasts" i can only imagine,
but i know theres ALOT of sick people sitting on the internet heh. and
im proud to say, that im one of them.
Sent in by: Sombrfire

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"Twisted
Radio - Big Beaver Road" hehe, more pics of the
famous Road sign :)..
Sent in by: Katester

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May
4th
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So
yeah, i got my first check from Jackpot.com,
pretty fearsome.. $25.00 usd.. not too shabby. anyway.. here's todays
update..
.Creator

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"C|net
- Metallica fingers 335,435 Napster Users" ok, this
is a first.. metallica fingering the users, aswell as Napster, this
is feersome.. but ya, blah blah blah MP3's are bad..

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"ZDNet
- Open source is (so far) an open road to nowhere"
ugh.. Long Story short.. Linux and other OpenSource things suck.. (According
to this article).. but ya, in my opinion OpenSource stuff rules.. i
love hax0ring around in someone elses source making thier little proggy
customized.. heh..

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"ZDNet
- Court Slams MP3.com" Great, more on this MP3 Court
scandal thingy.. but ya, im kinda starting to see it their (the record
labels) way.. you know, if i offered free space for warez, and say Eidos
or Activision found out that i had some of their games on it, (and these
were available to everyone on the internet) i would expect them to get
a bit ruffled.. like think about it.. oh well.. Mp3's and warez (or
WARE-Z as those leet hax0rs say it) are 2 totally seperate animals..

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"Detonate.net
- Matrix Waasup" Select the mirror, click,
download (kinda heavy at 4.2megs), watch.. heh.. THERE IS N0 SPOON!~..

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"The
Spark - SEX TEST" heh, this neato little CGI script0r
lets ya know how many people you'll have sex with.. mines kinda pooie,
but ya, heres some paste, make sure you check out the "FACTS"
at the bottom, well worth the time :)...
The info on your 8 future sex partner(s):
8 of them will be female
0 of them will be male
And you will actually love 3 of them!
You have a 55% chance of cheating on your next partner.
No Homosexual Relationships for me~!.

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"JerkCity
- Talking on the Computer" Beep Blop Bleat~! i love
pants~! hehehe..

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"PimpWar
- The Game" SIGN UP NOW~!.. heh, this game rules..
right now i have 35 hoe's and 2 thugs, i rule..

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"PreTeen
Pussy Smack(mpg)" and This is why i think dogs are
better then cats.. how many times do you see a Dog jump off a bed, and
run straight into a wall... (oh and the file name of this mpg has nothing
to do with Pre-teen humans, or Smack, just cats (ala pussy)..
Sent in by: Xian

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"BentFrame
- Vaders First Job" heheh. i love the "Force
Grip" hehehe.. but ya, this smore nice flash.
Sent in by: a|o

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May
3rd
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"CNN
- A funny thing happened on the way to the West Wing"
heh, Check it out, Clinton pokes fun at himself.. i dont know why anyone
would want to vote this guy outta office, hell im thinking about running
across the border and voting heh (feer my american citizenship) but
ya, Clinton has been one of the coolest president the US has had (except
Ross Perot, he *would* have ruled, but hey, he didn't get elected :\..
)

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"Burn
Time" heh, check this out, its another one of these
"translator" pages, its pretty funny..

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"HardOCP
- Tux Case" heheh, HardOCP rules hehehee..

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"Zaanai
Smut - Beast Wars Adult Page" k, there is no beastilality
on this page.. so a couple of you will be disappointed.. but for the
rest of you Transformer fans out there, this might be funny.. anyway
heheh, make sure you check out the pics at the bottom(middle) of the
page.. heh..
Sent in by: Myth2

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"Today(jpg)"
Uuuh.. speaking of Beasts having sex..
Local copy here
Sent in by: Ellis_Dee

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"Resume
for Bob Lopez" Ghahahah, check under "education"
I love Poetry~~!.. AND UNIX~!..
Sent in by: Munch

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"eBay
- Elians Hair, found in trashcan" oh god.. there
are some freaky people out there.. more wierd then me..
Local mirror here
Sent in by: Tooool

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"3AG
- Liquid Sleep" This article Rules, it shows the
relation between Coffee, and the World, basically its describing with
out Coffee alot of stuff wouldn't exist, heres some paste..
Computers fuel our economy and our way of life. Geeks
fuel computers. Caffeine fuels geeks. Thus, in a very real way, caffeine
is what keeps our nation’s (or our world’s) economy stable and secure,
and ensures the way of life of countless people. Without this vital
substance, the computer world would cease to exist as we know it,
thus the world would cease to exist, as we know it.
Clearly it is evident that caffeine is a valuable resource, which
must be as closely guarded as our nation’s oil supply, as it is uncompromisingly
vital to the survival of mankind in any complex form.
Sent in by: gid

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May
2nd
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"Yahoo
- Mitnick reacts to Speaking Ban" Yup, Mitnick is
baq in the news.. cept this time he isn't hacking, or getting out of
jail.. the government is getting all pissy cuz he's making speeches
to people.. like, to students, or to workers, or to anyone.. he's like
a hired speaker or somthing, and the government is all "HEY WE'RE
GAY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING~!. FREEDOM OF SPEECH DOES NOT WORK FOR YOU~
NO SPEECH FOR YOU~!" oh well, this is actually a neat article,
cuz its an article and an interview wrapped into one.. pretty neat..

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"JerkCity
- Rands Thinking about Dick" GHAHAH Look at his
facial expression~!..

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"Wassup
Elian mirror" k, for those of you who are having
issues with the playboy mirror this one works, i just checked it.. heh.
and i can't stop watching it..

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"Eeyores
37th Annual Birthday Party" wow, make sure you checkout
the picture archives at the bottom. my favorites are; The
Porn Star to-be, Look
just cuz we're not wearing pants, doesn't mean we're gay, Oh
my God, what does that little Girl have in her hand~?!... i
dont know why people do that kinda stuff to their kids.. it must be
an american thing :). hehe..

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"Nail
Biters Homepage" alright, i dont know why im posting
this one, cuz its kinda gross and disgusting.. but hey, theirs no nudity
(:\) so i have to post it :). but ya, these are pictures and stories
of people who bite their nails.. not like you or I, where you know,
when you have a 'hang-nail' or a busted nail, and you dont have a pair
of nail clippers, where you just bite it off.. these are people who
bite them down to the second joint on thier fingers.. *shudder*..
Sent in by: Myth2

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"Sniffing,
Network Wiretap" a heavy tech article regarding
'Network Sniffing' where you can monitor network traffic, and listen
to other packets that are not intended for you viewing, this article
does NOT tell you how to sniff packets, but rather the technology behind
it. and how it works.. its pretty leet, it'll fill you head with Script
Kiddie Hatred.. Live it, Love it, Kill it..
Sent in by: Witz

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"Exit
69, Big Beaver(jpg)" Anyone who takes this exit
daily must nearly crash their car laughing..
Local copy here
Sent in by: PinkBerry

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"GA-Source
- B17 Bomber Preview" im just keeping you posted
on this soon to be kick ass game.. i can't wait.. (i posted the original
'preview' several months ago, with my little 'rant' anway, heres some
paste..
In B-17 Flying Fortress Bomber 2 players can choose to
serve as pilot, navigator, bomber, engineer or gunner for the complete
and authentic experience of manning a WWII B17 Flying Fortress Bomber.
B-17 offers single or multiplayer play in which each of the 10 crew
members’ roles must be mastered. Players can command the supreme daylight
bomber of World War II, navigate accurately across Europe, locate
and bomb strategic targets and defend the plane from furious enemy
attacks.
JEAH~!. 10 Crew Members~!..
Sent in by: Iscariot

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May
1st
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"MSNBC
- Court Rules Mp3.com is liable" ouch.. finally
someone is taking a serious stand on the whole mp3.com issue (where
useres were allowed to 'store' music on their site, and so 'others'
may download that same music)..
JUDGE JED RAKOFF of U.S. District Court for the Southern
District of New York issued a terse order holding MP3.com ”liable
for copyright infringement.” He said a written opinion would be available
“most likely within the next two weeks.”
The ruling, which sent shares of the online music-downloading company
plummeting to an all-time low, stemmed from a lawsuit filed in January
by the world’s largest record labels, which said MP3.com’s database
of more than 80,000 albums infringed their copyrights.
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"CNN
- Government study says higher beer taxes reduce sexually transmitted
disease" alright, now this makes no sense what-so-ever
to me.. k.. think about it.. when you (im taking this from personal
experience) get all boozed, like you know what im talkin 'bout 8-12beers,
(im not talking about your pansy american 3% beer, im talking 10% Maximum
Ice Baby~!) can you honestly get it up?.. i dunno about you guys, but
when im drunk, i can barely stand, not to let lone 'perform'.. but ya,
their using some uhm 'trends' information to back this up (which is
why it doesn't make sense IMO)..

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"Life
Beyond Earth - Write to an Alien" this just goes
to show you how boring some people are.. anyway. you can "write
your own message to an alien" but its kinda gay.. like check out
"Paul Horowitz" (wasn't he a wrestler like 10 years ago?)
's message, nothing like dry boring shizz to waste space on the internet..
oh wait.. 90% of the internet is waste space :\

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"Yahoo
- Pets.com Provides Perspective On Lawsuit With Robert Smigel, Creator
of Triumph, the Insult Comic Dog" i think this article
needed a longer topic.. but ya, this is more on that whole Pets.com
Mascot vs. Triumph the insulting dog.. heh. both sides are claiming
that "they came up with the idea first" oh well.. what can
ya do..

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"SegFault
- Razor1911 goes public" Nothing like Segfault to
put a smile on your face early in the morning.. heh..

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"DustCloud
-Clitorox" alright. this page is NOT pg13.. so kids
stay away.. anyway, it might be a bit inappropriate but hey. its funny..
Sent in by: Flatline

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"Yahoo
- Diablo 2 Nears Completion as Blizzard Prepares for Final Phase of
Beta Testing" k, if you liked diablo, and you missed
the private Diablo 2 Beta sign up (like i did, those bastards).. they're
doing a final "crash test" of their servers.. ie, packing
them full of people in hopes to see any glitches in there systems, and
to check loads, signup starts today. anyway, you can sign up here
on Gamespots site (when its up)...
Sent in by: Sombrfire

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"ELM
- Pocket Size Mp3 player" Oh wow.. check this out..
Make yer own Mp3 player.. and it seems mighty simple.. i think i might
bust out my old soldering gun and test my skillz :). heh.
Sent in by: Maxtype

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