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May 7th
Oh yeah.. who's baq.. Me~!. so ya, i installed Win2000 Professional this morning, and Hot Damn~!, its screams.. i've never seen any OS as fast as this.. (well, with as much shizz running at once).. its feersome, anyone running any windows OS, i'd highly recommend Win2k.. i havn't noticed any major bug yet.. but if i get rooted, i'll letcha know :). heh..
.Creator

"ZDNet - 'Love' bug now has five Siblings" as if anyone cared less.. but ya, theres a couple other "variants" of the "ILOVEYOU" worm out there now.. its amazing how fast these copycats jump out..
That strain has the subject line "Mother's Day Order Confirmation," with text that states the recipient's credit card has been charged $326.92 for a Mother's Day diamond special. The e-mail urges the recipient to examine the attached invoice carefully and save it. Once the fictional invoice is opened, the virus is in motion again.
Richard Jacobs, president of Sophos Inc., an anti-virus software maker in Wakefield, Mass., said this strain is likely to dupe more people because of the timing -- Mother's Day is May 14 -- and because a bill is involved.

"MSNBC - Telescope spots Huge Space Bone" heh. they said Bone.. heh. anyway, this is just more cool stuff that can be done with Technology.. since technically, they could bounce radar signals off my pants, and get a clear image of my wang, i feer..

"MSNBC - FBI Says it has ID'd Virus Suspect" 40million People infected? i thought there was only a net population of around 60million.. i think that estimate is fairly high.. but ya, naturally, the writter of the "ILOVEYOU" worm was a 15year old kid from the Philippines.. blah blah blah..
"SomethingAwful - Computar Comix" User friendly promotes Linux? i had no idea...... More fun stuff from JeffK..:)

"Salon Tech - Porn Snafu" ghahahah. Hustler screwed up and mailed copies of the "Taboo" magazine to people who'd subscribed to a Skateboarding Magazine (Bigbrother Skateboarding). heh, its pretty funny, check it out :)
Sent in by: SombrFire
"Devine Justice - Dr. Laura Nudies" alright, when this was sent to me, i was all "who's Dr.Laura?".. but as it turns out, she's a Radio Talkshow personality, and yes.. she is real.. she apparently works for 640News (which can be heard over most of Canada) but ya, she's a hottie. :). heh.. Oh. and this does have nudity in it. so if your boss is around, dont click this link..
Sent in by: Munch
"MSNBC - Open Source is here to stay" an excellent rebuttal to the "Opensource is a road to nowhere" article i posted a couple days ago, but ya, this MOSTLY focuses on Linux as the *only* opensource piece of software out there (which we know isn't true)
Sent in by: HaB
 
May 6th
God Damnit, someone remind me why i even try to run a Windows Bases OS... stupid POS.. k, it crashes last night.. i reboot.. it takes 30mins to scan my hd for errors.. i got into windows, and its deleted my user profile.. so if you've sent me an email in the past day, send it again, cuz i didn't get it.. ugh.. time to try something new. maybe BeOS or Win2k or even, *drum roll* Linux.. ugh.... *shrug* i'll see how this goes.. Oh, and the world was supposed to end yesterday.. but it didn't.. what a let down :\
.Creator

"CNN - Parents Object to 'Panty Raider' game" ghahahah. when i first read the original article on this 'game' i thought it was another developers joke. but hey, i guess its real.. read this, its good :). hehe..

"ZDNet - Business Shut Down Email Servers" heheh, m0's.. yeah, so theres a new Email Worm out there.. but ya, its SOOOO feerful.. it only works in Outlook, and if you uninstall 'Windows Scripting Host' you can't get 'hurt' from this worm.. so ya, everyone who's in Win9x go into your control panel > add remove programs > Windows Setup > Accessories > Windows Scripting Host, and unclick the little box.. and hit apply.. you'll be fine (i think :) hehe. from what i understand of this virus it should work :).
Update: heres a follow up article on F-Secure "F-Secure LoveLetter Information"
"MSNBC - Napster may ban Metallica Pirates" Nothing like a publicity stunt to put your case further behind then it was yesterday.. heh. get this, k, Lars (of metallica, he's the guy who takes it in the ass when the band can't find any 'groupies') dragged 13 boxes full of 'screen names' (all 335,000 of them) into the napster offices.. but if they actually wanted those 'users' banned they could have just brought in a couple floppies with the screen names on'em, so it would be much easier then having to retype the 340,000 names.. heres some paste.
“If the claims are submitted properly, the company will take the appropriate actions to disable the users Metallica has identified,” Napster lawyer Laurence Pulgram said in a statement.
He not-so-slyly adds: “Of course, if the band would provide the names in computerized form, rather than in tens of thousands of pages of paper intended to create a photo op, that would expedite the process.”

"ZeroPaid - Gnutella Pedophiles Busted" ghahah.. k, i love this.. cept im kinda surprized they didn't write some kinda external log'er, like, instead of taking screenies of gnutella client, why not write something in perl, to sniff the incoming gnutella packets, and log it to a file, and have it post them simulataniously? oh well that is alot of work, and hell, im not even that good with perl yet.. so bleh.. anyway. this page is dedicated to finding those people who search for "PRE-TEEN SEX RAPE.JPG" and etc.. but ya, check it out (scroll to the bottom, and click on the dates under the "BUSTED" heading)
Update: Oh hey, look what i found on MSNBC "Gnutella porn searches risk embarassment" an article on the 'Busted' page :).
"HillBilly Crack Whores" k, this is kinda inapropriate, cuz theres some nudity.. but ya, just make sure your boss is lurking when you click this one, but heh, its funny :).
Sent in by: Atlaz
"Get Fussy - My Word" hehe, yet another cool Online Comic, check it out, its actually pretty funny :).
Sent in by: Munch
"NASA - Astronomy Picture of the Day" mmm and the planets align, and the world ends~!
Sent in by: gid
"Planet Alignments in 2000" More on the funny planet alignments.
Sent in by: quj
 
May 5th
"Wired - Brits launch Online Spy Network" GET OUT OF MY COMPUTER YOU SILLY BRITS~!.. I DONT HAVE ANY BEATLES MP3's~!

"MSNBC - Metallica fans remain Unforgiven" god i love MSNBC's article titles :). I hate metallica, so i hope this pushes their fans further away from them, and they lose their listener base..
Few artists dispute that the Web is a boon for them in building and reaching out to a fan base. But the debate over how new technologies are changing the way music is distributed and played is dividing artists — and their fans.
On the Metallica Web site, visitors are welcomed with the quote, “Time is like a fuse, short and burning fast.” The same could be said for the length of the tempers of Metallica fans who are posting to the site’s bulletin boards. Take this sample from a poster named Clownfish2000, who said he is a Metallica fan no more:
Case in point.
"MSNBC - ABC easy as MP3?" Whoa, take AOL, Time Warner, ABC, and MP3.com and wrap them all into a single article, and show how theres this big pseudo conspiracy between them all.. heh.. its a good read..

"FlatPlanet - Photodocumentary on the Milk Bag" Well holy crap, i had no idea, that the americans were so hard done by, infact, without the milk bag, alot of canadians would be without milk (the calcium bone building substance). feer it.. of course, i wish this guy would have done a Milkbag via Oldschool Tom Green.. (you know what im talking about, sprayin' milk like you were a porno director.. ) Speaking of Tom Green, has anyone noticed, that he doesn't use milk bags anymore.. he uses those gay cartons (noticed that the other day, but didn't tie it to this gay 'americans dont have milk bags' thing)..
Sent in by: Nimmitz
"MILKBAGS" GHLAUGHLAUGHLAUGHLAUGHLAUGHLAUGHLAUGHLAUGHLAUGHLAUGHLAUGHGHA more on the milk bag phenonmeon(sp?)
Sent in by: Sneak
"C|net - ICQ Shutting Down Youngsters Accounts" wow, this is wierd, AOL/ICQ is taking away everyones ICQ account, well, everyone who 'claims' to be 13 and under.. but.. if you think about it, its a good thing.. right? well, kinda, their not doing this just to get the kids outta icq, but also to get the 'adults' who claim to be kids, (you know what im talking about, we've all recieved those 'messages' that go kinda like this "HI IM A 7YEAR GIRL WHO LIKES DOMINANT OLD MEN, POSING AS MY DAD, MESSAGE ME FOR FUN" )... but ya, this is actually in compliance of some new Privacy law.. read it, its pretty interesting..
Sent in by: Munch
"Adult Video News - Live Net Porn ban awaits Jed Bush's Signature" heh. more attempts at trying to regulate the Internet and Porn.. but i dont know what the US is thinking (well, more so, Sharron Merchant (sounds like a porn name doesn't it? :). ) anyway, think about how much money is generated from "live net porn broadcasts" i can only imagine, but i know theres ALOT of sick people sitting on the internet heh. and im proud to say, that im one of them.
Sent in by: Sombrfire
"Twisted Radio - Big Beaver Road" hehe, more pics of the famous Road sign :)..
Sent in by: Katester
 
May 4th
So yeah, i got my first check from Jackpot.com, pretty fearsome.. $25.00 usd.. not too shabby. anyway.. here's todays update..
.Creator

"C|net - Metallica fingers 335,435 Napster Users" ok, this is a first.. metallica fingering the users, aswell as Napster, this is feersome.. but ya, blah blah blah MP3's are bad..

"ZDNet - Open source is (so far) an open road to nowhere" ugh.. Long Story short.. Linux and other OpenSource things suck.. (According to this article).. but ya, in my opinion OpenSource stuff rules.. i love hax0ring around in someone elses source making thier little proggy customized.. heh..
"ZDNet - Court Slams MP3.com" Great, more on this MP3 Court scandal thingy.. but ya, im kinda starting to see it their (the record labels) way.. you know, if i offered free space for warez, and say Eidos or Activision found out that i had some of their games on it, (and these were available to everyone on the internet) i would expect them to get a bit ruffled.. like think about it.. oh well.. Mp3's and warez (or WARE-Z as those leet hax0rs say it) are 2 totally seperate animals..
"Detonate.net - Matrix Waasup" Select the mirror, click, download (kinda heavy at 4.2megs), watch.. heh.. THERE IS N0 SPOON!~..

"The Spark - SEX TEST" heh, this neato little CGI script0r lets ya know how many people you'll have sex with.. mines kinda pooie, but ya, heres some paste, make sure you check out the "FACTS" at the bottom, well worth the time :)...
The info on your 8 future sex partner(s):
8 of them will be female
0 of them will be male
And you will actually love 3 of them!
You have a 55% chance of cheating on your next partner.
No Homosexual Relationships for me~!.
"JerkCity - Talking on the Computer" Beep Blop Bleat~! i love pants~! hehehe..

"PimpWar - The Game" SIGN UP NOW~!.. heh, this game rules.. right now i have 35 hoe's and 2 thugs, i rule..

"PreTeen Pussy Smack(mpg)" and This is why i think dogs are better then cats.. how many times do you see a Dog jump off a bed, and run straight into a wall... (oh and the file name of this mpg has nothing to do with Pre-teen humans, or Smack, just cats (ala pussy)..
Sent in by: Xian
"BentFrame - Vaders First Job" heheh. i love the "Force Grip" hehehe.. but ya, this smore nice flash.
Sent in by: a|o
 
May 3rd
"CNN - A funny thing happened on the way to the West Wing" heh, Check it out, Clinton pokes fun at himself.. i dont know why anyone would want to vote this guy outta office, hell im thinking about running across the border and voting heh (feer my american citizenship) but ya, Clinton has been one of the coolest president the US has had (except Ross Perot, he *would* have ruled, but hey, he didn't get elected :\.. )
"Burn Time" heh, check this out, its another one of these "translator" pages, its pretty funny..

"HardOCP - Tux Case" heheh, HardOCP rules hehehee..

"Zaanai Smut - Beast Wars Adult Page" k, there is no beastilality on this page.. so a couple of you will be disappointed.. but for the rest of you Transformer fans out there, this might be funny.. anyway heheh, make sure you check out the pics at the bottom(middle) of the page.. heh..
Sent in by: Myth2
"Today(jpg)" Uuuh.. speaking of Beasts having sex..
Local copy here
Sent in by: Ellis_Dee

"Resume for Bob Lopez" Ghahahah, check under "education" I love Poetry~~!.. AND UNIX~!..
Sent in by: Munch
"eBay - Elians Hair, found in trashcan" oh god.. there are some freaky people out there.. more wierd then me..
Local mirror here
Sent in by: Tooool

"3AG - Liquid Sleep" This article Rules, it shows the relation between Coffee, and the World, basically its describing with out Coffee alot of stuff wouldn't exist, heres some paste..
Computers fuel our economy and our way of life. Geeks fuel computers. Caffeine fuels geeks. Thus, in a very real way, caffeine is what keeps our nation’s (or our world’s) economy stable and secure, and ensures the way of life of countless people. Without this vital substance, the computer world would cease to exist as we know it, thus the world would cease to exist, as we know it.
Clearly it is evident that caffeine is a valuable resource, which must be as closely guarded as our nation’s oil supply, as it is uncompromisingly vital to the survival of mankind in any complex form.
Sent in by: gid
 
May 2nd
"Yahoo - Mitnick reacts to Speaking Ban" Yup, Mitnick is baq in the news.. cept this time he isn't hacking, or getting out of jail.. the government is getting all pissy cuz he's making speeches to people.. like, to students, or to workers, or to anyone.. he's like a hired speaker or somthing, and the government is all "HEY WE'RE GAY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING~!. FREEDOM OF SPEECH DOES NOT WORK FOR YOU~ NO SPEECH FOR YOU~!" oh well, this is actually a neat article, cuz its an article and an interview wrapped into one.. pretty neat..
"JerkCity - Rands Thinking about Dick" GHAHAH Look at his facial expression~!..

"Wassup Elian mirror" k, for those of you who are having issues with the playboy mirror this one works, i just checked it.. heh. and i can't stop watching it..

"Eeyores 37th Annual Birthday Party" wow, make sure you checkout the picture archives at the bottom. my favorites are; The Porn Star to-be, Look just cuz we're not wearing pants, doesn't mean we're gay, Oh my God, what does that little Girl have in her hand~?!... i dont know why people do that kinda stuff to their kids.. it must be an american thing :). hehe..
"Nail Biters Homepage" alright, i dont know why im posting this one, cuz its kinda gross and disgusting.. but hey, theirs no nudity (:\) so i have to post it :). but ya, these are pictures and stories of people who bite their nails.. not like you or I, where you know, when you have a 'hang-nail' or a busted nail, and you dont have a pair of nail clippers, where you just bite it off.. these are people who bite them down to the second joint on thier fingers.. *shudder*..
Sent in by: Myth2
"Sniffing, Network Wiretap" a heavy tech article regarding 'Network Sniffing' where you can monitor network traffic, and listen to other packets that are not intended for you viewing, this article does NOT tell you how to sniff packets, but rather the technology behind it. and how it works.. its pretty leet, it'll fill you head with Script Kiddie Hatred.. Live it, Love it, Kill it..
Sent in by: Witz
"Exit 69, Big Beaver(jpg)" Anyone who takes this exit daily must nearly crash their car laughing..
Local copy here
Sent in by: PinkBerry

"GA-Source - B17 Bomber Preview" im just keeping you posted on this soon to be kick ass game.. i can't wait.. (i posted the original 'preview' several months ago, with my little 'rant' anway, heres some paste..
In B-17 Flying Fortress Bomber 2 players can choose to serve as pilot, navigator, bomber, engineer or gunner for the complete and authentic experience of manning a WWII B17 Flying Fortress Bomber. B-17 offers single or multiplayer play in which each of the 10 crew members’ roles must be mastered. Players can command the supreme daylight bomber of World War II, navigate accurately across Europe, locate and bomb strategic targets and defend the plane from furious enemy attacks.
JEAH~!. 10 Crew Members~!..
Sent in by: Iscariot
 
May 1st
"MSNBC - Court Rules Mp3.com is liable" ouch.. finally someone is taking a serious stand on the whole mp3.com issue (where useres were allowed to 'store' music on their site, and so 'others' may download that same music)..
JUDGE JED RAKOFF of U.S. District Court for the Southern District of New York issued a terse order holding MP3.com ”liable for copyright infringement.” He said a written opinion would be available “most likely within the next two weeks.”
The ruling, which sent shares of the online music-downloading company plummeting to an all-time low, stemmed from a lawsuit filed in January by the world’s largest record labels, which said MP3.com’s database of more than 80,000 albums infringed their copyrights.

"CNN - Government study says higher beer taxes reduce sexually transmitted disease" alright, now this makes no sense what-so-ever to me.. k.. think about it.. when you (im taking this from personal experience) get all boozed, like you know what im talkin 'bout 8-12beers, (im not talking about your pansy american 3% beer, im talking 10% Maximum Ice Baby~!) can you honestly get it up?.. i dunno about you guys, but when im drunk, i can barely stand, not to let lone 'perform'.. but ya, their using some uhm 'trends' information to back this up (which is why it doesn't make sense IMO)..
"Life Beyond Earth - Write to an Alien" this just goes to show you how boring some people are.. anyway. you can "write your own message to an alien" but its kinda gay.. like check out "Paul Horowitz" (wasn't he a wrestler like 10 years ago?) 's message, nothing like dry boring shizz to waste space on the internet.. oh wait.. 90% of the internet is waste space :\

"Yahoo - Pets.com Provides Perspective On Lawsuit With Robert Smigel, Creator of Triumph, the Insult Comic Dog" i think this article needed a longer topic.. but ya, this is more on that whole Pets.com Mascot vs. Triumph the insulting dog.. heh. both sides are claiming that "they came up with the idea first" oh well.. what can ya do..

"SegFault - Razor1911 goes public" Nothing like Segfault to put a smile on your face early in the morning.. heh..

"DustCloud -Clitorox" alright. this page is NOT pg13.. so kids stay away.. anyway, it might be a bit inappropriate but hey. its funny..
Sent in by: Flatline
"Yahoo - Diablo 2 Nears Completion as Blizzard Prepares for Final Phase of Beta Testing" k, if you liked diablo, and you missed the private Diablo 2 Beta sign up (like i did, those bastards).. they're doing a final "crash test" of their servers.. ie, packing them full of people in hopes to see any glitches in there systems, and to check loads, signup starts today. anyway, you can sign up here on Gamespots site (when its up)...
Sent in by: Sombrfire
"ELM - Pocket Size Mp3 player" Oh wow.. check this out.. Make yer own Mp3 player.. and it seems mighty simple.. i think i might bust out my old soldering gun and test my skillz :). heh.
Sent in by: Maxtype