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May
14th
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Oh
kids.. Pimpwars
is accepting new users, so get in while you can.. i dunno how many spots
have opened, but me and a bunch of my buddies are in, so join, learn
how to play.. then join my alliance :) "pimpwar main/alliance/join/
name "0wn3rs" (without the "")
.Creator

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"Something
Awful - e3 Report" ghahahahah and my personal favorite
part is....
some steps to a conferance hall. I wents up them and
met CHIRSTIAN ANTCOW!!!! but not his sistar. she si hot and we will
marrey someday, I think PS: I DIDANT RELLY MEET CHRITSTIAN ANTCOW

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"C|net
- Napster boots 317,377 members from service" looks
like Metallica "won" but you know whats funny.. i've seen
so many "HEY HERE IS ALL OF METALLICAS MP3'S, DOWNLOAD AND SPREAD
THEM" websites pop up, looks like their fans are smearing them
:).

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"C|net
- Klien: Microsoft used monopoly "tricks" to corner market"
You know.. in a capitalistic environment you gotta do whatcha gotta
do.. i dont get why the government is taking this to such extents..
oh well..

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"ZDNet
- Windows Millenium Edition Preview" "windows
me" sounds a bit too friendly.. i dunno whos making OS's for 'People
who want a friendly interface' cuz with yer OS is friendly, you fall
into a false sense of security.. then you get hax0r3d, and look like
a m0..

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"FuFme
- FAQ" GHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA HAH AHA HAH A
HA HAH AH AH AH they've finally updated their website, with a "Frequently
Asked Questions" :) heh.

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"Newgrounds
- Napster 209(flash)" heheheh.. listen towards the
end.. "lars" starts singing "Jeremy" by "Pearl
Jam" (i dont like them either, but its funny :)
Sent in by: Skitz

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"Fuckyoumetallica(jpg)"
hehehe.. this is what all those who've been "banned" from
napster see :).
Local copy here
Sent in by: Papercut

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"USAToday
- Cyber imposters steal diamonds, Rolexes Prosecutors: Men swip prominent
executives' identies" i couldn't have thought of
a longer title for this article.. anyway Be warey of where you put your
Credit card number in those neato E-commerce sites.. (i couldn't care,
my credit card is always maxed, so i get a phone call from my bank every
month :) good luck stealing it bitchez~!
Sent in by: Aphelion

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"Morons.org
- Welcome to our world" make sure you check out
the "Morons in the news" section :)
Sent in by: Hide

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May
13th
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Ok,
today i'd like to add a new Feature to my page.. i'd like to call it
"Fan Fare" where people who dont know me, message me out of
the blue, and i proceed to fux0r with their heads.. so.. the first entry
happened yesterday..
2000-05-12_Gore
.Creator

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"Platrix
- Southpark Matrix Spoof" alright, this isn't for
the bandwidth challenged.. its pretty heavy in the download area. 28megs..
but its worth it if your a matrix or Southpark fan :) hehe..
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"ABCNews
- San Francisco Bans Size Discrimination" LOL hahahahahah
i can't believe this.. San Fran had a Weight Discrimination law.. im
gonna paste a bit of this.. (but i wont ruin it. so check it out :)
hgege,..
The board’s unanimous decision added body size to city
laws that already ban discrimination based on race, color, religion,
age, ancestry, sex, sexual orientation, disability, place of birth
or gender identity, a category established to protect transsexuals.
The vote marked a key victory for the “fat acceptance” movement, a
burgeoning national campaign aimed at improving the self-image and
social standing of heavier Americans.
what will they do next? give women the right to vote?

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"MSNBC
- Hayden Christensen (who?) Does Darth" Oh look,
yet another teen heart throb to star in the latest Star Wars Movie..
Oh look, he's from Toronto.. i dare him to come back.. i know his first
name, and his last.. he will be easy to find.. heh.. but ya, blah blah,
this site sucks, so unless you wanna see what he looks like, dont bother
clicking the link..

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"IGN
- Wolfenstein Screenshots" The Game that started
it all.. being re-made (not by ID, which kinda cheezes me off).. anyway..
it looks pretty fricken rad..

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"Mettalicster
- The unofficial homepage that wont be here long, we imagine"
heheh, fans respond to Metallica sueing Napster :).
Sent in by: ^_ToXiC_^

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"MidBus
- A1 and 2type School buses" hrmmm.. i dont see
a listing for a 'Short Bus'.... hrmm... but what i'd love to see.. is
one of these School buses all "Riceboi'd" up :). see a big
fat "POWERED BY FORD" sticked on the windshield.. and maybe
a "NEUSPEED" emblem on the side.. it would rule.. to see one
of these things rippin' along the street :). heh. oh well, im dumb..
Sent in by: Ellis_Dee

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"CamChaos
- Napster Bad~!" GHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i hope metallica
doesn't see this.. cuz it fux0ring rules. :). and its pretty incredible
flash too.. im very feerful :). oh but the only way it could have been
better was, if James Hatfield was being Sodomized by Lars Ulrich.
Sent in by: Myth2

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"Penny
Arcade - Free Sex" hehe, Penny arcade Covering the
most prestigious Gaming Event on the planet (e3) make sure you check
out the "next" couple comics too..
Sent in by: Munch

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May
12th
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"Playboy.com
- Stevie Case(kc)" This is the moment you've all
been waiting for.. KillCreek Nudies, expect them to hit the 'internet
streets' soon :) hehe.. although, the first person to get me nekkid
pics of John Romero will win uhm one of the many cds on my desk.. :)
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"The
Jon Stewart Show - The Ember, The Alamos" if your
gonna watch one tv show, watch the Jon Stewart show.. it rules.. (case
in point)

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"MSNBC
- Scientists Map Chromosome 21" when they can use
this information to stop birth defects, i'll be impressed... but any
old idiot can map something.. but it takes a genius to take that info,
and use it in a way that it was never intended..

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"Time
Magazine - Why Microsoft should stay as one" Look
who its written by.... Bill Gates.. he's a smart guy.. read it..

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"Wired
- Hotmail Email Exposed Hole" Who blindly trusts
attachments now adays.. i dont.. i never have.. if i dont know the person,
or if im not expecting an attachment i dont open it.. simple as that..
many of you click-happy monkeys out there should follow my lead.. you
know how many lives have fallen due to thoughtless clicking? Many...
Too many..

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"eBay
- Subterranean Fortress" Whoa~!, this is my next
house.. (i hope) it rules.. read it.. the only thing its missing is
the ball turrets mounted on guard towers at each corner of the yard~!..
Local mirror here

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"Viva
Las Vegas Wedding Chapel" heehhe i love the 'theme'
weddings.. specially the "Intergalactic" :) hehehe,. LOL and
check out the 'GOTHIC' section~! This shizz makes me laugh :). but..
if i ever get married, its gonna be here :). i havn't picked out the
'theme' yet, but they certainly have a variety :).
Sent in by: Mongoose

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"ZDNet
- Virus claims threaten insurers" i dont understand....
who are the network admins (and serverOps) of these affected companies?.
i want names.. i dont get it.. why would a company claim losses when
its the admins fault?.. this 'virus' could have been prevented, with
a simple 'lock attachments' click, server side.. or.. even a warning
email to all clients.. saying "DONT OPEN ATTACHMENTS UNLESS YOUR
EXPECTING ONE~!" whatever, these admins are m0s.. and the cost
of 'downtime' should be at their expense..
Sent in by: SombrFire

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"Terrance
and Phillip Short" the Dancing alone is well worth
the click :).
Sent in by: NetCultur

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May
11th
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"CNN
- Instant Messenger Account linked to ILOVEYOU Virus"
this is the absolute *LAST* article i post on the ILOVEYOU Worm thingy..
(unless the writer of the worm gets shot, or desides to write poetry
or something cool).
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"MSNBC
- Testosterone, What makes a man" heh a cool (large)
article about some new testosterone suppliment thats about to hit the
market in the states, and what it can do for all us 'tired' men.. heh.
sounds like viagra for the soul..
IT SEPARATES the men from the boys, and Tarzan from
Jane. It puts the power in your punch, the bulk in your buff, makes
you a lover — and maybe even a fighter. The potion is the hormone
testosterone, a metaphor for all that is masculine — or so some think.
Testosterone, while produced by both men and women, is known as the
male hormone. It literally does make a man. It starts it’s work in
the womb, where it forms the male sex organs, and begins to give the
brain it’s sense of being a man. Then at puberty, a surge of testosterone
turns boys into men. It deepens their voices, gives them facial and
body hair, develops muscles, and gives them their sex drive.

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"Peggy's
Feet - As Seen on TV" k, im not a particular fan
of King of the Hill (the TV Cartoon) but this site is kinda funny..
since i know people who have 'foot fetishes' and ya, their weird.. but
this is funny :). k, its mostly a big Flash Site, but ya, you can paint
Peggy's toenails or spank her feet, etc.. its pretty wierd :).

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"Quake
III Fortress" Holy crap.. ok, since the first release
of Team Fortress for Quake1 my nutz have been owned by it.. now it was
been over a year since i've played it. but shizz.. if you feer anything
feer these screenshots.. i've never seen anything thats ever looked
this good.. Unreal Tourny has nothing on these screenies..

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"Digital
Babes" These look like Final Fantasy VIII Shots,
but hey, its one hell of a render.. i feer Maya (or whatever proggy
was used to build these images.)
Sent in by: _RAM

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"Kill
The Cat" alright this is loud and annoying but it
kinda funny when you finally get through it.. so make sure you turn
yer speakers down low, cuz it scared the shizz outta my dog cuz my speakers
were up at mid levels when i checked this page orginally :) hehe..
Sent in by: Smeagol

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"HHGG
Infocom Adventure" heh, a neato little Java game,
based on the Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy story.. its pretty neat..
cept. i couldn't manage to get out of the 'bedroom' since there was
no "wank" or "Spank it" command hehe..
Sent in by: Papercut

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"Best
Jokes - Archive" hehe its amazing what you find
on the net.. well, this is just another 'funny pic' page with a bunch
of Photoshop'd ads and images.. but if you look closely at the bottom
(well close bottom) you'll see "Kyles Moms a big fat bitch - by
Romevoid" hehe. (if you havn't seen it, get out from under that
rock, and download it)..
Sent in by: Ariadne

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May
10th
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"The
National Academy of Mortuary Science" heheh STUDY
FROM HOME~!.. this rules.. but rules more is the "Sample
Lesson" they give... i love it.. oh, and why would you
want to pay for this, when you can just download the 'diploma' in .jpg
format, edit the name and make it yours, and yer set... i dunno.. thats
what i'd do.. infact.. heh..

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"The
Computer Museum - GOTO Considered Harmful" ghahahh
an article from 1968 depicting the "GO TO" command in any
programming language has "Hazardis".. its pretty funny.. where
would we be without the "GO TO" Command.. we'd be using 1mhz
computers as large as my bed room.. getting nothing done :).

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"JerkCity
- Goats out of phase" where the hell do they get
the ideas for this stuff~?!

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"Supra
TT vs 300zx TT" alright.. for this article.. i want
you to read the whole thing.. then i want you to read the first "Comment"
at the middle of the page.. its well worth the read.. :).
Sent in by: Flatline

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"Hellboy
the Interactive Game" mmm more wierd games a comin'..
heh.
Sent in by: Brill

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"Something
Awful - MoFOS" God damn, if this was only real.....
Sent in by: Tooool

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"TerraServer
- Area51" The Truth is out there... Im not a crook...
If you build it they will come... now you can download and print out
pics of Area51 and post them around.. with a caption of "ALEANS
ARE REEL~!" heh.. im gay..
Sent in by: Ellis_dee

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"NASA
- Snakebots Slither to Life" wow the older i get,
the more cool shiz comes out.. cept this isn't for mass consumption,
if it was that would be leet.. imagine a bunch of Snakebots "cleaning
your pipes" (your sick, stop thinking like that), or scrubbing
the carpet (Jesus, whats wrong with you? Sicko) heh..
Sent in by: Wolf-

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May
9th
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"ABCNews
- Love Bug's apartment Raided" hehhe.. i dont know
why their punishing this guy.. he just wrote a minor worm, which only
affects Stupid people.. in my opinion all those idiots got what they
deserved.. "<male user>Oh look i have a letter in my inbox, its
from my male workmate saying "I LOVE YOU HERES A LOVE LETTER FOR YOU"
i think im just gonna open it even though im not a homosexual..."

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"Jail
Babes - Profile JB02922" this attempt at being "sexy"
has made me "sick"..

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"CNN
- Man arrested after SUV crashes into home's second floor"
heh. now this takes skill.. k, some guy in an SUV managed to get it
airborn, and "flew" it into the second story of a house..
and what makes it even better, is that CNN posted a pic of it.. heh,
looks funny. oh and make sure you read how he managed to do it aswell
(just in case you wanna throw your SUV 14feet into the air :).
Sent in by: Toool

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"Welcome
to Imperialism Canada" heh, a nice little site dedicated
to the conquest of the world, to make canada's culture live :). by conquering
the rest of the planet, its pretty funny, check it out :).
Sent in by: Katester

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"C|net
- Napster Hack allows free distribution of software, movies"
this is just the latest thing to hit the napster scene.. anyway this
is some kinda hacked version of napster, which allows you to search
for anything, not just mp3's.. so basically its Gnutella.. cept with
a gay central server..
CNET News.com was able to use the program to locate
and download several different types of files through Napster. A source
at Napster said company executives are aware of Wrapster but have
not done anything to block its use.
Wrapster joins a growing list of programs allowing the quick, free
and wide distribution of illegally copied files. The trend is bad
news for record companies, movie studios and software companies that
have fought hard to keep their wares from being pirated online.
Sent in by: Munch

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"Aint
it Cool News - Aliens Versus Predator Movie annouced"
Whoa, as if the game didn't rule enough.. i can't wait.. ugh. but its
prolly gonna fall into the same 'movie bin' as "doom" and
the rest of the cool movies that never happened..
Sent in by: Red-

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"AutoWraps
- Make money while you drive" hehe this is pretty
gay.. alright. so if your a pizza delivery guy this will make you millions..
alright, so you've got your own car, and uhm ya, your willing to ruin
your paintjob, go here.. what these people do, is they paint an advertisment
all over your car, and all you have to do is drive around, and park
it in high volume traffic areas.. and you get paid for it.. now they
dont tell you how much you make, or if its available in canada, so i
dunno.. but ya check it out. its pretty neat.
Sent in by: Wolf-

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May
8th
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Alright,
So you might have noticed that i have a new 'sponsor'.. heh, i couldn't
help myself.. i saw "Penis Enlargement" and clicked "SIGN
ME UP".. but ya im a m0, hehe, and feer my javascript banner cycling
skillz.. Oh ya, dont forget to sign up for Jackpot.com~!
they rule..
.Creator

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"C|net
- Intel Workers Indited on Piracy Ring" Ouch, k,
anyone who's been on the internet long enough has heard of "PWA"
hell, i remember them from amost 10 years ago, when i used to BBS alot..
but ya, long story short, Government busted PWA and a bunch of 'other'
people who were involved, including some Intel guys and a Microsoft
guy..
Last year, the Justice Department said it was launching
an initiative to combat piracy and counterfeiting of intellectual
property.
"This is the most significant investigation of copyright infringement
involving the use of the Internet conducted to date by the FBI," said
Kathleen McChesney, head of the FBI's Chicago office.
If convicted, the defendants could spend five years in prison and
pay a $250,000 fine, or they could be ordered to pay a fine totaling
twice the gross gain to any defendant or twice the gross loss to any
victim, whichever is greater.
but ya, you can assume that the USGOV is going to make an example out
of these guys.. so expect the worst :\..
Update: Looks like PWA has Shut down thier operations
since these Busts, read about it on "Kingxtc
- PWA Final Release"

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"Well-Rounded
e3 news - Infogrames to drop GT interactive" yet
another game manufacture dies :\..

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"Clerks
- The Cartoon" i can't wait for them to finish the
site :). heheh..

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"AdCritic
- Bill Clinton The Final Days" i posted an article
about this like 2 weeks ago or so, its hilarious.. check it out..
Sent in by: Tiny Tim

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"FlatPlanet
- Kungfu Fighting" well, for some reason, my win2k
doesn't play the Shockwave sound track :\ prolly a problem with the
Shockwave i downloaded, oh well, anyway, even without sound this is
pretty entertaining.. :).
Sent in by: Munch

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"JerkCity
- BEENZ" Ghahahahahahahahahah JerkCity Owns muh
azz~!
Sent in by: gid

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"SpaceMoose
- Karateman" and yes.. "Why Not?" is an
adequite responce to the "Why?" question :).
Sent in by: Flatline

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