Logo by: KX Technologies
Main
Contact
Archive
Credits
Sunday
Monday
Tuesday
Wednesday
Thursday
Friday
Saturday
 
May 14th
Oh kids.. Pimpwars is accepting new users, so get in while you can.. i dunno how many spots have opened, but me and a bunch of my buddies are in, so join, learn how to play.. then join my alliance :) "pimpwar main/alliance/join/ name "0wn3rs" (without the "")
.Creator
"Something Awful - e3 Report" ghahahahah and my personal favorite part is....
some steps to a conferance hall. I wents up them and met CHIRSTIAN ANTCOW!!!! but not his sistar. she si hot and we will marrey someday, I think PS: I DIDANT RELLY MEET CHRITSTIAN ANTCOW

"C|net - Napster boots 317,377 members from service" looks like Metallica "won" but you know whats funny.. i've seen so many "HEY HERE IS ALL OF METALLICAS MP3'S, DOWNLOAD AND SPREAD THEM" websites pop up, looks like their fans are smearing them :).
"C|net - Klien: Microsoft used monopoly "tricks" to corner market" You know.. in a capitalistic environment you gotta do whatcha gotta do.. i dont get why the government is taking this to such extents.. oh well..

"ZDNet - Windows Millenium Edition Preview" "windows me" sounds a bit too friendly.. i dunno whos making OS's for 'People who want a friendly interface' cuz with yer OS is friendly, you fall into a false sense of security.. then you get hax0r3d, and look like a m0..
"FuFme - FAQ" GHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA HAH AHA HAH A HA HAH AH AH AH they've finally updated their website, with a "Frequently Asked Questions" :) heh.

"Newgrounds - Napster 209(flash)" heheheh.. listen towards the end.. "lars" starts singing "Jeremy" by "Pearl Jam" (i dont like them either, but its funny :)
Sent in by: Skitz
"Fuckyoumetallica(jpg)" hehehe.. this is what all those who've been "banned" from napster see :).
Local copy here
Sent in by: Papercut

"USAToday - Cyber imposters steal diamonds, Rolexes Prosecutors: Men swip prominent executives' identies" i couldn't have thought of a longer title for this article.. anyway Be warey of where you put your Credit card number in those neato E-commerce sites.. (i couldn't care, my credit card is always maxed, so i get a phone call from my bank every month :) good luck stealing it bitchez~!
Sent in by: Aphelion
"Morons.org - Welcome to our world" make sure you check out the "Morons in the news" section :)
Sent in by: Hide
 
May 13th
Ok, today i'd like to add a new Feature to my page.. i'd like to call it "Fan Fare" where people who dont know me, message me out of the blue, and i proceed to fux0r with their heads.. so.. the first entry happened yesterday..
2000-05-12_Gore
.Creator
"Platrix - Southpark Matrix Spoof" alright, this isn't for the bandwidth challenged.. its pretty heavy in the download area. 28megs.. but its worth it if your a matrix or Southpark fan :) hehe..

"ABCNews - San Francisco Bans Size Discrimination" LOL hahahahahah i can't believe this.. San Fran had a Weight Discrimination law.. im gonna paste a bit of this.. (but i wont ruin it. so check it out :) hgege,..
The board’s unanimous decision added body size to city laws that already ban discrimination based on race, color, religion, age, ancestry, sex, sexual orientation, disability, place of birth or gender identity, a category established to protect transsexuals.
The vote marked a key victory for the “fat acceptance” movement, a burgeoning national campaign aimed at improving the self-image and social standing of heavier Americans.
what will they do next? give women the right to vote?
"MSNBC - Hayden Christensen (who?) Does Darth" Oh look, yet another teen heart throb to star in the latest Star Wars Movie.. Oh look, he's from Toronto.. i dare him to come back.. i know his first name, and his last.. he will be easy to find.. heh.. but ya, blah blah, this site sucks, so unless you wanna see what he looks like, dont bother clicking the link..
"IGN - Wolfenstein Screenshots" The Game that started it all.. being re-made (not by ID, which kinda cheezes me off).. anyway.. it looks pretty fricken rad..

"Mettalicster - The unofficial homepage that wont be here long, we imagine" heheh, fans respond to Metallica sueing Napster :).
Sent in by: ^_ToXiC_^
"MidBus - A1 and 2type School buses" hrmmm.. i dont see a listing for a 'Short Bus'.... hrmm... but what i'd love to see.. is one of these School buses all "Riceboi'd" up :). see a big fat "POWERED BY FORD" sticked on the windshield.. and maybe a "NEUSPEED" emblem on the side.. it would rule.. to see one of these things rippin' along the street :). heh. oh well, im dumb..
Sent in by: Ellis_Dee
"CamChaos - Napster Bad~!" GHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i hope metallica doesn't see this.. cuz it fux0ring rules. :). and its pretty incredible flash too.. im very feerful :). oh but the only way it could have been better was, if James Hatfield was being Sodomized by Lars Ulrich.
Sent in by: Myth2
"Penny Arcade - Free Sex" hehe, Penny arcade Covering the most prestigious Gaming Event on the planet (e3) make sure you check out the "next" couple comics too..
Sent in by: Munch
 
May 12th
"Playboy.com - Stevie Case(kc)" This is the moment you've all been waiting for.. KillCreek Nudies, expect them to hit the 'internet streets' soon :) hehe.. although, the first person to get me nekkid pics of John Romero will win uhm one of the many cds on my desk.. :)

"The Jon Stewart Show - The Ember, The Alamos" if your gonna watch one tv show, watch the Jon Stewart show.. it rules.. (case in point)

"MSNBC - Scientists Map Chromosome 21" when they can use this information to stop birth defects, i'll be impressed... but any old idiot can map something.. but it takes a genius to take that info, and use it in a way that it was never intended..

"Time Magazine - Why Microsoft should stay as one" Look who its written by.... Bill Gates.. he's a smart guy.. read it..

"Wired - Hotmail Email Exposed Hole" Who blindly trusts attachments now adays.. i dont.. i never have.. if i dont know the person, or if im not expecting an attachment i dont open it.. simple as that.. many of you click-happy monkeys out there should follow my lead.. you know how many lives have fallen due to thoughtless clicking? Many... Too many..

"eBay - Subterranean Fortress" Whoa~!, this is my next house.. (i hope) it rules.. read it.. the only thing its missing is the ball turrets mounted on guard towers at each corner of the yard~!..
Local mirror here
"Viva Las Vegas Wedding Chapel" heehhe i love the 'theme' weddings.. specially the "Intergalactic" :) hehehe,. LOL and check out the 'GOTHIC' section~! This shizz makes me laugh :). but.. if i ever get married, its gonna be here :). i havn't picked out the 'theme' yet, but they certainly have a variety :).
Sent in by: Mongoose
"ZDNet - Virus claims threaten insurers" i dont understand.... who are the network admins (and serverOps) of these affected companies?. i want names.. i dont get it.. why would a company claim losses when its the admins fault?.. this 'virus' could have been prevented, with a simple 'lock attachments' click, server side.. or.. even a warning email to all clients.. saying "DONT OPEN ATTACHMENTS UNLESS YOUR EXPECTING ONE~!" whatever, these admins are m0s.. and the cost of 'downtime' should be at their expense..
Sent in by: SombrFire
"Terrance and Phillip Short" the Dancing alone is well worth the click :).
Sent in by: NetCultur
 
May 11th
"CNN - Instant Messenger Account linked to ILOVEYOU Virus" this is the absolute *LAST* article i post on the ILOVEYOU Worm thingy.. (unless the writer of the worm gets shot, or desides to write poetry or something cool).

"MSNBC - Testosterone, What makes a man" heh a cool (large) article about some new testosterone suppliment thats about to hit the market in the states, and what it can do for all us 'tired' men.. heh. sounds like viagra for the soul..
IT SEPARATES the men from the boys, and Tarzan from Jane. It puts the power in your punch, the bulk in your buff, makes you a lover — and maybe even a fighter. The potion is the hormone testosterone, a metaphor for all that is masculine — or so some think.
Testosterone, while produced by both men and women, is known as the male hormone. It literally does make a man. It starts it’s work in the womb, where it forms the male sex organs, and begins to give the brain it’s sense of being a man. Then at puberty, a surge of testosterone turns boys into men. It deepens their voices, gives them facial and body hair, develops muscles, and gives them their sex drive.

"Peggy's Feet - As Seen on TV" k, im not a particular fan of King of the Hill (the TV Cartoon) but this site is kinda funny.. since i know people who have 'foot fetishes' and ya, their weird.. but this is funny :). k, its mostly a big Flash Site, but ya, you can paint Peggy's toenails or spank her feet, etc.. its pretty wierd :).

"Quake III Fortress" Holy crap.. ok, since the first release of Team Fortress for Quake1 my nutz have been owned by it.. now it was been over a year since i've played it. but shizz.. if you feer anything feer these screenshots.. i've never seen anything thats ever looked this good.. Unreal Tourny has nothing on these screenies..

"Digital Babes" These look like Final Fantasy VIII Shots, but hey, its one hell of a render.. i feer Maya (or whatever proggy was used to build these images.)
Sent in by: _RAM
"Kill The Cat" alright this is loud and annoying but it kinda funny when you finally get through it.. so make sure you turn yer speakers down low, cuz it scared the shizz outta my dog cuz my speakers were up at mid levels when i checked this page orginally :) hehe..
Sent in by: Smeagol
"HHGG Infocom Adventure" heh, a neato little Java game, based on the Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy story.. its pretty neat.. cept. i couldn't manage to get out of the 'bedroom' since there was no "wank" or "Spank it" command hehe..
Sent in by: Papercut
"Best Jokes - Archive" hehe its amazing what you find on the net.. well, this is just another 'funny pic' page with a bunch of Photoshop'd ads and images.. but if you look closely at the bottom (well close bottom) you'll see "Kyles Moms a big fat bitch - by Romevoid" hehe. (if you havn't seen it, get out from under that rock, and download it)..
Sent in by: Ariadne
 
May 10th
"The National Academy of Mortuary Science" heheh STUDY FROM HOME~!.. this rules.. but rules more is the "Sample Lesson" they give... i love it.. oh, and why would you want to pay for this, when you can just download the 'diploma' in .jpg format, edit the name and make it yours, and yer set... i dunno.. thats what i'd do.. infact.. heh..
"The Computer Museum - GOTO Considered Harmful" ghahahh an article from 1968 depicting the "GO TO" command in any programming language has "Hazardis".. its pretty funny.. where would we be without the "GO TO" Command.. we'd be using 1mhz computers as large as my bed room.. getting nothing done :).
"JerkCity - Goats out of phase" where the hell do they get the ideas for this stuff~?!

"Supra TT vs 300zx TT" alright.. for this article.. i want you to read the whole thing.. then i want you to read the first "Comment" at the middle of the page.. its well worth the read.. :).
Sent in by: Flatline
"Hellboy the Interactive Game" mmm more wierd games a comin'.. heh.
Sent in by: Brill
"Something Awful - MoFOS" God damn, if this was only real.....
Sent in by: Tooool
"TerraServer - Area51" The Truth is out there... Im not a crook... If you build it they will come... now you can download and print out pics of Area51 and post them around.. with a caption of "ALEANS ARE REEL~!" heh.. im gay..
Sent in by: Ellis_dee
"NASA - Snakebots Slither to Life" wow the older i get, the more cool shiz comes out.. cept this isn't for mass consumption, if it was that would be leet.. imagine a bunch of Snakebots "cleaning your pipes" (your sick, stop thinking like that), or scrubbing the carpet (Jesus, whats wrong with you? Sicko) heh..
Sent in by: Wolf-
 
May 9th
"ABCNews - Love Bug's apartment Raided" hehhe.. i dont know why their punishing this guy.. he just wrote a minor worm, which only affects Stupid people.. in my opinion all those idiots got what they deserved.. "<male user>Oh look i have a letter in my inbox, its from my male workmate saying "I LOVE YOU HERES A LOVE LETTER FOR YOU" i think im just gonna open it even though im not a homosexual..."
"Jail Babes - Profile JB02922" this attempt at being "sexy" has made me "sick"..

"CNN - Man arrested after SUV crashes into home's second floor" heh. now this takes skill.. k, some guy in an SUV managed to get it airborn, and "flew" it into the second story of a house.. and what makes it even better, is that CNN posted a pic of it.. heh, looks funny. oh and make sure you read how he managed to do it aswell (just in case you wanna throw your SUV 14feet into the air :).
Sent in by: Toool
"Welcome to Imperialism Canada" heh, a nice little site dedicated to the conquest of the world, to make canada's culture live :). by conquering the rest of the planet, its pretty funny, check it out :).
Sent in by: Katester
"C|net - Napster Hack allows free distribution of software, movies" this is just the latest thing to hit the napster scene.. anyway this is some kinda hacked version of napster, which allows you to search for anything, not just mp3's.. so basically its Gnutella.. cept with a gay central server..
CNET News.com was able to use the program to locate and download several different types of files through Napster. A source at Napster said company executives are aware of Wrapster but have not done anything to block its use.
Wrapster joins a growing list of programs allowing the quick, free and wide distribution of illegally copied files. The trend is bad news for record companies, movie studios and software companies that have fought hard to keep their wares from being pirated online.
Sent in by: Munch
"Aint it Cool News - Aliens Versus Predator Movie annouced" Whoa, as if the game didn't rule enough.. i can't wait.. ugh. but its prolly gonna fall into the same 'movie bin' as "doom" and the rest of the cool movies that never happened..
Sent in by: Red-
"AutoWraps - Make money while you drive" hehe this is pretty gay.. alright. so if your a pizza delivery guy this will make you millions.. alright, so you've got your own car, and uhm ya, your willing to ruin your paintjob, go here.. what these people do, is they paint an advertisment all over your car, and all you have to do is drive around, and park it in high volume traffic areas.. and you get paid for it.. now they dont tell you how much you make, or if its available in canada, so i dunno.. but ya check it out. its pretty neat.
Sent in by: Wolf-
 
May 8th
Alright, So you might have noticed that i have a new 'sponsor'.. heh, i couldn't help myself.. i saw "Penis Enlargement" and clicked "SIGN ME UP".. but ya im a m0, hehe, and feer my javascript banner cycling skillz.. Oh ya, dont forget to sign up for Jackpot.com~! they rule..
.Creator

"C|net - Intel Workers Indited on Piracy Ring" Ouch, k, anyone who's been on the internet long enough has heard of "PWA" hell, i remember them from amost 10 years ago, when i used to BBS alot.. but ya, long story short, Government busted PWA and a bunch of 'other' people who were involved, including some Intel guys and a Microsoft guy..
Last year, the Justice Department said it was launching an initiative to combat piracy and counterfeiting of intellectual property.
"This is the most significant investigation of copyright infringement involving the use of the Internet conducted to date by the FBI," said Kathleen McChesney, head of the FBI's Chicago office.
If convicted, the defendants could spend five years in prison and pay a $250,000 fine, or they could be ordered to pay a fine totaling twice the gross gain to any defendant or twice the gross loss to any victim, whichever is greater.
but ya, you can assume that the USGOV is going to make an example out of these guys.. so expect the worst :\..
Update: Looks like PWA has Shut down thier operations since these Busts, read about it on "Kingxtc - PWA Final Release"
"Well-Rounded e3 news - Infogrames to drop GT interactive" yet another game manufacture dies :\..

"Clerks - The Cartoon" i can't wait for them to finish the site :). heheh..

"AdCritic - Bill Clinton The Final Days" i posted an article about this like 2 weeks ago or so, its hilarious.. check it out..
Sent in by: Tiny Tim
"FlatPlanet - Kungfu Fighting" well, for some reason, my win2k doesn't play the Shockwave sound track :\ prolly a problem with the Shockwave i downloaded, oh well, anyway, even without sound this is pretty entertaining.. :).
Sent in by: Munch
"JerkCity - BEENZ" Ghahahahahahahahahah JerkCity Owns muh azz~!
Sent in by: gid
"SpaceMoose - Karateman" and yes.. "Why Not?" is an adequite responce to the "Why?" question :).
Sent in by: Flatline