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 "FoxNews
- Colorado Town Hosts 'Mike the Headless Chicken Days'"
i dont know if this is a joke or real.. im nearly 100% positive that
its a joke :). heh..  
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| "CNN
- Taking the pill throughout the month can mean no menstruation, no
PMS" wierd.. k, anyone who knows anything about
contraceptive pills, know that there is 21 'real' pills, and 7 'placebos'
in the monthly cycle. well, their just now figuring out that if you
(women) take the 'real' pills every day of every month, it can actually
stop menstruation and PMS.. pretty wierd..
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| "CNN
- New Computer Virus More Destructive, but appears less infectious"
blah blah blah another spin off of the "ILOVEYOU" email worm.. but ya,
this "newLove" 'virus' can make your computer "unbootable"
so i believe it relies on a similar idea to the CIH (chernobyl) virus
where it probably clears your motherboard bios..
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| "Diakatana
Addon: Frogs in Space" ghahahah. the guys at Voodooextreme
rule me :).
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| "RobotWars
- The Official Site" wow, k, for most of us this
will be new.. but if you stay up late on certain days of the week, you
can actually catch this show on North American TV.. (you'll have to
hunt around for someone who broadcasts it though) but ya, i saw about
10mins of it the other day, and it was pretty cool.. robot competing
against each other, and kicking the crap outta each other too :) heh.
Sent in by: Matik
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| "JerkCity
- Your Mother Should Know" BHAWHAHAHAHHAHAHAH~!
DEUCE RULES~~!@#~ Sent in by: Myth2
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| "StileProject
- WheelChair Rebecca(Asf)" hahah.. this rules..
im not gonna ruin it.. just make sure that your browser can handle .ASF's
(i think theres an update on Microsoft somewhere.. Sent in by: SETuseer
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| "BBCNews
- Tasmanian tiger may growl again" hehe. first "Raising
the Mammoth" now this.. hey its cool, i can totally respect this,
but lets not go all 'jurassic park' at once.. like. maybe they should
think over how far they should take this whole "cloning" thing..
oh well, this should be cool, and it would be nice to see an extinct
species walk the earth again.. Sent in by: Sombrfire
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| "Nude
Man Carrot WARNING" this is just wierd.. k, they
found a 'carrot' yes the vegetable, with what looks like male genitals..
and did a photo shoot hehehe.. its pretty funny :). Sent in by: Zyd
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| "JoeCartoon
- Frisbee Dog" dont try to catch the grenades, your
dog will die.. :\.
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| "Excite
- Villagers Opt to keep Cowshit Lane" ghahahah.
i wouldn't wanna live on CowShit Lane~!.. hahahahha |
| "APBNews
- Tyson Accused of Punching Vegas Stripper" hehe,
EVERYONE WANTS A PIECE OF MIKE, INSIDE OR OUTSIDE OF THE RING... but
im surprized that mike didn't taste her ear, if ya know what im sayin...
uhh ..
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"C|net
- Web registrars may take back your domain name"
GAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAY~!
•Network Solutions' (NSI) latest service agreement--version 5.0, which was posted at NSI's site in November 1999--gives the company sweeping rights. The agreement states:
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| "Absurd.org
- Life" hehe. "snakes on crack" you all
remember that game 'snakes' or 'snafu' from those intellivision kids,
well, heres a version of it, cept you dont play.. you just get to watch..
oh, and click on the 'slate' to spawn more snakes, its kinda neat..
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| "ComputerUser
- Finjan Warns of South Park Shooter Worm" wow,
these new viruses sure are getting smaert~! disguising themselves as
a game.. how innovative.. Sent in by: Ellis_Dee
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| "C|net
- DNA Computing" GIVE ME A DNA POWERED MACHINE ANY
DAY OF THE WEEK OVER A POOIE INTEL BASED COMPUTAR~! Sent in by: SnafuX
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| "The
GRY Solution Page" heheheh stop those annoying email
riddles going around, pass this link to your friends.. or something...
Sent in by: gid
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| "E3
- Model of the day" *snicker* |
| "3AG.net
- IdOS Clearup" an april fools joke doesn't work
if no one reads your .plan :)
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| "Beyond3d
- Voodoo5 5500 Image Quality Issues Explained" and
this totally makes sense, you dont have to be a hardcore geek to figure
this stuff out :). heh.. long story short, the way that the Voodoo5
figures out colors is the crappiest way i've ever seen done..
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| "APBNews
- Man offers organ donation, then shoots himself"
hbhhahahahahahahahhahaha i think he missed the "Organ Donation
101" class.. you do not donate your organs by going into a hospital,
and commiting suicide.. hehe..
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| "MSNBC
- The Cold War Plan to nuke the moon" is it just
me or does this sound like an incredibly stupid idea.. back in the early
80's the US government actually had a plan to nuke the moon in order
to scare the russians.. ugh.. luckily it never got anyfurther then a
plan...
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| "LATimes
- Hooked on Games Online" THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD
NEVER EVER PLAY EVERQUEST~! Sent in by: Beau
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| "ComputerWorld
- Jury convicts IT manager of crippling company's systems"
now this is some serious job security.. placing a 'time bomb' or a 'trojan'
in your current employers computer system might seem like a good idea
now.. but.... keep this case in mind.. you can get busted.. :). hehe..
but ya, i'd do the same thing.. (plant a trojan) if i knew i was gonna
get screwed by my employer.. Sent in by: Ellis_Dee
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| "FreakFarm
- Real Advice from Real Retards" this is just tasteless,
i dont know why im posting it :\.. Sent in by: HellBerry
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| "SomethingAwful
- 3DFX one ups nVidia in Video Card war" never expect
anything less of JeffK Sent in by: Smash
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| "CNN
- Cockroaches, slugs and snails feel pain, study says"
QUICK CALL THE WHITEHOUSE~! .. and how many Cockroaches did they interview?....
Thats what i thought.. NONE~!.. |
| "ABCNews
- Ford, SUV's Hurt Environment" heh, well, The guys
at Ford Motor Company are a bunch of SMAERT guys.. i wonder how many
millions of dollars they wasted on "Research" heh.. anyway
Ford is good..
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| "APBNews
- Studen, Officer Wounded in Exchange of Gunfire" More
student shootings in the good ole' US'of'A..
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| "ZDNet
- Microsoft in the hot seat in new Net Flap" heh,
microsaq screws up again. k, im not totally familar with the stuff written
about in this article but apparently, microsoft integrated some unauthorized
extensions in their version of the Kerberos Protocols (commonly used
for internet security). but now, you can only recieve the documentation
on thier extensions if you agree to sell your soul and body to microsoft..
which any true geek would never do.
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| "StinkyMeat
- Day 1" heheah Check it out.. this site rules..
and apparently, Ants love HotDogs~!.. nothing like pig anus to start
the day.. mmmmm.. when you start feelin nausiated, stop clicking "next"..
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| "Jackal
Workshop - Darth Maul Animation" hehe, you need
quicktime for this.. and yes.. "NEVER ANIMATE LIKE THIS" cuz
it looks like poo... Sent in by: _Psychic_
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| "KC_Nothing_in_Box(jpg)"
Alright. im warning ya now.. DO NOT CLICK THIS LINK IF THERE ARE ANY
KIDS OR YOUR BOSS NEAR YOUR COMPUTER, cuz it does have some graphic
nudity :) hehe.. but ya.. John Carmack Rules~!. oh and if you look close
enough, you can see "Triumph The Insulting Dog" in the lower
left hand corner :). heh.. Local copy here Sent in by: Sombrfire
|
"Salon
Tech - Cybersex 101" LOL
"Show us your cock!" exclaims the teacher at the front of the classroom, where she's flanked on either side by A1sexy's giant, hunky image. The instructor proceeds to type this order into her keyboard. "You don't hear that in every class," she says aloud as an aside to her ogling students.Sent in by: Hee-la
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| "KillCreek
Playboy pics" get'em while their hot, after all
once playboy finds out about this site, it'll go down :). hehe. so grab'em
all. |
| "The
Computer Museum - ArpaNet 1970" hehe, and this is
how the internet began :).
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| "Internet
Dreams - Web Design Company" LOL they call themselves
"Web Designers" yet all of their "Samples" are front
page templates :) hhaehahahh Losers... Sent in by: Jammy
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| "Jump
The Shark - Chronicling the moments when TV Shows go Downhill"
GHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH Sent in by: SnafuX
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| "JokeWallpaper
- Winsplit 2000" more Microsoft "splitup"
jokes.. heh.. Sent in by: Munch
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| "Welcome
to Heavens-Above" mmmmm Satelite Astronomy, i love
the little black and white pic at the bottom(left) of this page.. its
amazing what you'll find in the stars, if yer looking :). Sent in by: Jonesboy
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| "Let's
Masterbate : Masterbation hints and tips" incase
you needed "tips".... Sent in by: Greedo
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| "Plycon
- The Flex Keyboard" wow, i got this link a month
or so ago, flipped through their online catalog, saw a lot of cool shizz,
but i never saw this.. it must be new.. anyway its a pretty feersome
keyboard, designed to be toted around to Lan parties, or to acompany
a laptop, check it out, im prolly gonna order one for my desktop :)
just cuz its spill resistant.. *heh*.. Sent in by: Tooool
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|
"ZDNet
- Pilot launches SecurEBiz Web Hosting service"
amongst all the hax0rs doing wonders to eBiz Webservers, comes a new
idea.. read it, heres some paste
At its foundation, the SecurEBiz service calls for connecting a company through T1 lines to a Pilot facility. From there, Pilot sets up and manages the array of security technologies that comprise the SecurEBiz service.Thass'alotta'dos'attaqz
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| "Yahoo
- Want to be Buried on the moon?" hehe, for a mere
12,500$ usd you too can be buried on the moon, next to Gene Roddenbury..
ugh.. its pretty much the ultimate startrek burial.. *sigh* all i know
is.. i can find a better way of spending 13grand..
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| "ComputerGames
Online - Bleemcast Preview" mmm more info on the
whole "Emulate a PSX on your Dreamcast, and play your Fav. PSX
games.." i wonder if the image quality is better on the Dreamcast
then on the PSX.. hrmm..
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| "Doggus
- Pimpslap" ghahahah.. if you play Pimpwars you'll
get a kick outta this.. if you dont play, its a shame, since they closed
the signups shortly after they were opened a few days ago :\.. oh well,
im sure they'll open it up again, and i'll be sure to letcha know when
:).
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| "PCWorldNews
- Intel 820 owners could get free upgrade" uuh.
if im reading this right (which im sure i am) if you own an i820 chipset
motherboard (intels latest motherboard) you could get a free ram upgrade..
ya.. you heard right.. from SDRam to RDRAM.. ya, RDRAM is like 200%
more expensive then SDram, im evening thinking of buying one of these
boards just to get the ram upgrade and sell it :) heh.. Sent in by: Munch
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| "www.CumDumpster.com"
Ghahhahahahah i can't believe that this domain has been taken hahahahahahahha Sent in by: Sod_
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| "Rotten
Tomatoes - Battlefield Earth Review" i love these
people.. and infact, becuase of these reviews, i no longer want to see
this movie (i originally wanted to see it, for the Church of Scientology
subliminal messages).. Sent in by: Toool
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| "How
to make Red Mercury" yet another study into 'Alchemy'
turning water into wine, and lead into gold.. cept this sounds more
like the next james bond movie.. Sent in by: Matik
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| "MSNBC
- Newfound planets push the envelope" wow.. feersome,
check out the blatant similaritiest between their system and ours..
looks like we might have another earth available to migration :) heh
course, they are a bit far.. but hey, moving is never easy.. |
| "CNN
- Wild Turkey bourbon warehouse burns, contaminates city's water"
kentucky? i thought they spiked the water supply on purpose.. :). anyway,
i dont see why this is a problem.. you'd think the government would
want the general populous boozed :). heh.. but ya. i'd love it if i
could wander over to a tap, and catch a hard swig of booze, i'd love
it.. infact.. i think i just might go out and rig up some kinda booze
sink ;)
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| "APBNews
- Man Guilty of Molesting Sheep" heh. crazy americans..
but wait. k, if this isn't crazy enough, look at the bolded section
in the article.. Beastilaty is only ILLEGAL in 24 states.. why couldn't
this guy just move texas where its legal :) (jk). heh..
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| "IGN
- Bleem to bring Playstation Emulator to Dreamcast"
heh, soon you'll be able to play all your favorite PSX games on your
Dreamcast :). god i love technology :).
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| "E3
Preview - Mario Says "WHAASUP~" in parody"
hrmm.. notice.. they took out the word "Bud" out of all of
it..? wierd..
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| "Assessment
of Ejaculate Quality and Sperm Characteristics in Turkeys: Sperm Mobility
Phenotype" WTG?~ Sent in by: Inner
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| "World
Church of the Creator Headquaters" alright. this
isn't my church, so relax.. i couldn't tell you how many messages on
IRC i get like "ARE YOU THE GUY WHO RUNS CREATOR.ORG?~! ASSHOLE
FUCKING DIE YOU PIECE OF SHITFUCKER".. thats also the first line.
so i have no choice but to recruit them into my own church (website
pending) hehe.. Sent in by: Snafux
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| "APBNews
- Man Arrested in Fake Orgasm Study" heh smaert
guy.. k. some deranged m0 put an add in the paper saying "WE NEED
WOMEN FOR ORGASM STUDY" so basically he got free porn.. well, not
free. he paid each girl/woman 10$ an hour to be photographed while 'masterbating/reaching
orgams'.. but ya, read the article its kinda wierd.. Sent in by: Sombrfire
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| "Blame
Metallica" hehe, to be sung to the tune of "Blame
Canada" hehe. Sent in by: Matik
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