"Hollywood Bitchslap"

While I wasn't bored throughout MI2, I really kept waiting for the explosions and gunfights and stuff. Except for the aforementioned finalé, I counted ONE scene that could be considered exciting, and that scene ended with Tom Cruise jumping out of a building. I found Thandie Newton pretty exciting, as this actress just LEAPT on to my Top Ten Yowza Babes list. Anthony Hopkins shows up in two scenes, and Ving Rhames smacks a computer a lot. Oh, and there's a villain with an accent and a supervirus thingie.

"WallOfSound - Axl Rose Stalker Arrested"

The 39-year-old Ohio woman, who was already subject to a restraining order involving Rose, was arrested Tuesday night near the singer's Malibu, Calif., home and booked for stalking. Deputies from the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department were tipped off by a phone call from the notoriously reclusive heavy metal star.

"Scientific American: Rough Sailing for Smart Ships"

In a scathing article published in the June issue of the U.S. Naval Institute's Proceedings, Anthony DiGiorgio, an engineer for the Atlantic Fleet Technical Support Center, criticized the Yorktown's deployment of Windows NT, a commercial operating system. "Using Windows NT ... on a warship is similar to hoping that luck will be in our favor," DiGiorgio wrote. Blaming NT for the Yorktown's failure, some insiders groused that political pressures had forced the Microsoft operating system onto the ship.

"Slashdot - Linux ButtSex HOW-TO"

Your penis must be fully erect in order to make a sucessful entry. If you are not already "hard as a rock", you may rub your penis in his asscrack, while tweaking his nipples (or stroking his cock), and saying intimidating things, such as "I am going to make you squeal like a pig, boy. Squeal, like a pig!".

"Playboy.com - Digital Culture; Stevie Case"

...Now she's one of the top designers at Ion Storm, the Dallas-based company that is preparing to release Romero's long-awaited first-person shooter, Daikatana. Oh, and Romero is now her boyfriend as well as her boss. Here's what Case, or "KillCreek," as she's known online, has to say about life as a grrl gamer:

"SunTimes - Neo: A Matrix Musical"

If you haven't seen the movie "The Matrix," this production will do little for you, unless you're looking to save an hour of your valuable time by watching a shortened stage version. And the original film's special effects present all kinds of problems--for instance, how to replicate the movie's highly stylized bullet-dodging fight scenes? A strobe light, along with a wicked sense of humor, make them work.

"Ebonic Dictionary"

Ass
1. the rectum, anus, or posteriors.
Syn: BOODY 2. a fool; an oaf.
Syn: DICK-HEAD
Example: Piss me off and you'll have a kicked ass!

"CNN - Necklace bomb kills 2, maims 3 in colombia"

Colombia's Marxist guerrillas rigged a bomb around the neck of a woman who rebelled against their systematic campaign of extortion Monday, killing her and a policeman hours later as he struggled to pry it loose from her flesh.
Three security force members were maimed by the so-called "necklace bomb," which police and military spokesmen said marked an unprecedented act of terror in a conflict that has claimed more than 35,000 lives over the last decade.