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 "IGN
- Diakatana Console" heh, more diakatana bashing
:).   |
| "GIVE
ME A HUGGIEEE" Oh god.. i think im gonna be sick..
why do pages like this exsist? Happy stuff makes me depressed.. :\ |
| "ABCNews
- The WolfFiles, Stadium Pal" how could you wear
this, and still respect yourself as a human being... the day im too
afraid to goto the washroom, is the day i take my own life.. |
"Excite
- Mother kept son locked up for 30 years" talk about
oppression..
Daily El Pais said the now 92-year-old woman told police she had locked up her son, now 72, in the two-meter by two-meter (seven feet by seven feet) building after a psychiatrist told her he could not be cured of a mental disorder.
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| "Take
Odigo's 10-Second Tour" heh yet another ICQ rip
off, yet this one is actually compatible with it.. so you can simply
add your ICQ friends to your Odigo's List.. sounds pretty neat, i'll
check it out later.. Sent in by: ^_ToXiC_^
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| "Compaq
Research Lab - The Itsy" Compaqs new PDA wannabe
thingy.. it looks leet.. but it looks even leet when they show you the
demo of DOOM (that they ported).. it looks feersome.. oh heres a link
to the doom avi.. Sent in by: Sain
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| "BBCNews
- Fuel from human waste" hrmm apparently some scientists
in Thailand have figured out how to turn Human Feces (and maybe other
kinds feces) into combustable fuel.. read all about it.. Sent in by: Flatline
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| "BBCNews
- Canada Woos Microsoft" ahhah, i knew this was
coming.. apparently the Canadian Government is offering MS the chance
to move inside its boundries.. into BC, where they will recieve 'favourable
treatment'.. read it.. its good.. Sent in by: Nimmitz
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| Hey
Creator here (again...) i got smore fan fare.. cept this one got cut
kinda short.. (its so hard to make a good joke, and have the rest of
the party stay around until the punchline comes...anyway heres the
link
so enjoy.. .Creator
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| "CBC
- U of T makes computer chip breakthrough" yup,
its finally happening.. the transition from Electric computers to Light
Computers.. i welcome the day.. |
| "Gamespot
- Diakatana, Ugly Textures" my eyes hurt just looking
at this static image.. i can't even imagine what it would look like
if it was moving.. |
| "AdCritic
- Who Wants To Kick A Millionaires Ass" Bwhahahahahahahahahhahahahah
I'd love to kick a millioniarse ass |
| "NewGround
- Clerks Whaasup" thats all i have to say.... |
| "SCIFI.com
- Dune Mysteries coming to Scifi in December" alright,
for anyone who doesn't know what "Dune" is.. they should get
the hell out from under that rock they've been under for 15years, and
rent it.. cuz it was litterally one of the best Science Fiction stories
ever written.. and now, the Series comes back with the "MiniSeries"..
Oh and grab the Trailer (its in .Mov format, so you'll need Qucktime
:\) Sent in by: Maxtype
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| "Penny
Arcade - I'll take Q3A and a shotgun" hhehejeheheheheh..
Sent in by: Munch
|
"Sunday
Times - Scientists break the speed of light" this
is really interesting if you can grasp the concept of something travelling
300 times the speed of light.. (essentially leaping forward in time).
its pretty feerful..
This weekend Wang said he could not give details but confirmed: "Our light pulses did indeed travel faster than the accepted speed of light. I hope it will give us a much better understanding of the nature of light and how it behaves."heh.. he said Wang.. heh.. Sent in by: Jammy
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| "The
Grey Wolves: A Manifestation of Cultural Terrorist Network"
heh, make sure you check out the "The Grey File" Section..
its some interesting reading... Sent in by: SNC
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| "ABCNews
- ex-Stripper Hitting Rock Bottom" bhahahhahaahha.
k. this is one helluva wierd article.. k, like 20 years ago, this stripper
wanted to make her butt bigger (she needed booty skillz) so, she went
to a plastic surgeon guy, and he said "Sure, i can make yerass
bigger" but he didn't say how.. so later she finds out that he
used Breast Implants on yer butt.. which would explain why men can't
stop fondling her ass.. heh.. just imagine what it would look like..
(a chick with breast on her ass :).
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| "Newgrounds
- Smoke a Bowla" i do not condone the use of Marijuana,
nore do i do it myself.. but this is pretyt innovative.. but the flash
skillz kinda suck. but its got class.. |
| "IGN
- Diakatana for Color Gameboy" AND IT DOESN'T EVEN
HAVE MULTIPLAYER~!.. as if the pc version wasn't gay enough, the gameboy
version took it one step further.. |
| "Ain't
it Cool News - Starwars EP2 Spoilers" well, i already
know that Ep2 is gonna suck.. (since ep1 licked my nut, or rather..
i should say JarJar Binks licks my nut).. but ya, theres some nice info
in this short article.. Sent in by: Maxtype
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| "The
Inscrutable 8-ball Revealed" i think i posted a
link similar to this like a year ago.. (i can't remember, i see so much
shit on the internet everyday :\).. anyway. its basically a disection
of the mystical 8ball.. heh.. Sent in by: Flatline
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| "Tweak3d
- Harddrive Hair Height" ever wonder exactly how
far a reader head is from the platter on your harddrive? this puts it
all into perspective.. i had no idea that it was that small (i've heard
that before :\).. Sent in by: TheBeavis
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| "UserFriendly
- Geek Rant" alright, i know i usually refuse to
post any UF stuff.. but this is one thats not to be missed.. Sent in by: Munch
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| "Quantum3D
- AAlchemy" great.. since 3dfx bought Quantum, Quantum
has taken there whole "STICK MORE POO CHIPS ON A PCB BOARD, AND
CALL IT NEW" idea to the max.. check it out.. 32 VSA chips on a
single board, with 64megs of ram... and it still can't do OPENGL...
Sent in by: Tooool
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| "PlanetQuake
- Polycount - Flic the ant" now you too can play
as 'Flic' the ant from 'a bugs life' in Quake3Arena.... hehe, i love
the screenshots, they rule.. and if i had q3a installed, i'd definatly
download this model..
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| "Fun
Fun Fun" alright this is kinda wierd.. so just click
it, and click on the little green thingy.. its kinda funny i think :\..
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| "MSNBC
- Coffee, Tea or Tennis?" God.. more bloat in the
skys.. Boeing is now trying to work out the kinks on one of the largest
things every to hit the sky.. this enormous jet has so much space, they
dont know what to put in it.. so they're even thinking of putting a
Tennis Court in it.. god..
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| "ABCNews
- New Computer Virus Spreading" hehhe, more on this
'RESUME' virus.. heh..
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| "Paul's
Precision Products" hahah, check out the redneck~!..
he always wanted his own gattling gun.. but due to those pesky laws,
he's not allowed to have one.. so instead, he built his own 'BB' Gattling
gun :). he's even got videos~!.. Sent in by: Iscariot
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| "LegoLand
- The Game" OMG OGM OMG OMG~! This looks killer..
infact. i think i'll bust out my lego's and play with them until the
actual game comes out.. This looks like its a cross between SimCity,
and TheSims.. :). heh.. Sent in by: _Psychic_
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| "The
Unauthorized, Un-Endorsed, Anti-No-Not-Nope-Unofficial Julia Roberts
News" heh, looks like Julia Roberts got made at
this guy cuz he owns "JuliaRoberts.com" and turned it into
a 'forum' page.. heh.. so everyone was making fun of her and stuff.
so she "won" the domain in a lawsuite, and now, the sites
going down.. read all about it.. Sent in by: Munch
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| "German
Toilets, an essay" We 'north americaners' might
have a leg up on Germany when it comes to penis size, but they sure
kick our ass in toilet design.. check it out.. Sent in by: gid
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| Alright,
Cre here.. k, i've found some interesting stuff in MSWord 97.. k, i
was updating my resume the other day (just for a lack of anything better
to do, so i decided to add the fact that im learning perl to it.. and
guess what.. Word found an error where there shouldn't have been one..
god.. its so gay.. so, click
here to see what it thought was right.. .Creator
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| "Telegraph
- Your lolly or your life, mister" hahazha Story
of a youth gone bad~!.. its a short article, so i wont ruin it.
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| "BBCNews
- Baby born with two heads, hearts and spines" this
is weird.. i blame opium..
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| "ZDNet
- Vive le Web censorship?" haha.. looks like the
french government is making a fairly bold statement.. saying that if
you want to publish stuff on the internet (any webpage) you'll have
to file some kinda Online Registration thing.. wierd.. but ya, if they
didn't have this, then every french webpage would be talking about how
ugly the americans are, or how stupid the Canadians are... ugh.. funny
none the less.
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| "Something
Awful - War in Heaven Review" eheheh.. another fake
review, this is pretty good.. expect nothin less from SomethingAwful
:). make sure you checkout the 'Ingame Screenshots' hehhehe..
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| "Health
Canada - Beer Study" a poorly done (false) study..
but ya, its got its own style :). Sent in by: nattyboy
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| "West
Side Church of God (jpg)" ghahahah more fun with
'Letter' signs :). Local copy here Sent in by: Servo
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| "3AG
- Metallica vs. Napster" this guy who wrote the
article actually does have a few good points.. but.. if i was writting
it, the last sentence would have been "But yes.. Metallica is full
of Homosexual Post-Mullets" Sent in by: gid
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| "Altavista
- Sega President Steps Down" From all this hype
around current consoles, you'd expect Sega (after their dreamcast) release
to be atleast 'out of the red'.. oh well.. i dunno, looks like PC stock
is where the money is.. BUT YOU CAN ALWAYS BUY A0L STOCK3~! Sent in by: Sombrfire
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| "Yahoo
- Tito Puente Dead" ah yes.. once again another
person who was sooo important to the mambo/latino music scene dies...
oh wait.. there hasn't been any other icon in the latino dance scene
to die.. oh well, most of you will know him from the Simpsons, he cameo'd
on like 2 episodes...
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| "Hexus
- AMD SMP" OH god. i think im gonna bust a nut...
this looks incredable.. this is a pre release shot of how a dual 'thunderbird'
(next generation AMD chip) is gonna work.. its sweet.. 2 chips on one
pcb.. uuhu.. *spooge* |
| "MSNBC
- Arrest in online extortion attempt" heheheh...
check this out, this guy wanted some cash, a 2001 volvo station wagon,
and uhm some audio players. instead of asking for millions.. oh well..
some crooks just wont learn.. |
| "eBay
- Elian Gonzalez 3C905B" ahhahahahahahahhaha ah
ah ah ah ahahh ahaha hah like this kid could tell the difference between
a token ring and an ethernet.. Local copy here
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| "Yahoo
- Eminem blasts Napster" blah blah blah, napster
gets owned by greedy bitches.. blah blah blah Sent in by: Sneak
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| "Winking
Jesus Christ Super Store" GHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA he's
selling a gun rack next to a bust of jesus~!.. i love it~!.. Sent in by: Piggybank
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| "Playboy
- Help; Penis" How does your penis stack up against
the next guys?.. read all about it.. Sent in by: Serv0
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| "Excite
- Inmate Auctions Execution Seats on eBay" heheheheh
Sent in by: Sain
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| "CNN
- G-Rated animated films surprisingly violent, study says"
wow.. they just figured this out.. this is why anime' rules.. cuz of
its hardcore cartoon violence.. anyway, they did a survey on 74 g-rated
animated films and noticed that alot of them have actual *almost* real
violence in them.. *sigh* next thing you know, they'll ban 'Lord of
the Rings' from grade 9english..
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| "The
Times: Obituaries - Donald Davies" yet another pioneer
of the internet dies.. oh well.. what can ya do.. oh wait.. i know..
im gonna download a shit load of pr0n in his memory... |
| "College
Humor - Raw Ass Pies" more fun with letter signs
:). |
| "Maedastudio
- UMI/AKI" this is some wierd Java Calender thingy..
make sure you move your mouse around and click on it and stuff.. cuz
it does weird things.. Sent in by: Uriel_5
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| "Somthing
Awful - Bill Gates Buys AOL" hehe.. JeffK rules..
oh and if you dont know who steve jobs is.. owner of aOL (not like thats
anything to be proud of....) Sent in by: ^_ToXiC_^
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| "MaximumPC
- Bounty offered on Worlds Toughest Math Problems"
Oh god.. im not going anywhere near this site.. my head will explode..
infact .dont bother clicking this link unless yer like that Autistic
(sp?) kid Mercury Rising or something.. Sent in by: Biofeedbk
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| "WinBolo"
alright, any of you people remember a game for your atari called "tank
killer" or "tank wars" (the name was different on different
consoles).. anyway, here it is.. with tcpip support.. its feerful..
i wonder if its got a dedicated server...... Sent in by: gid
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| "The
Internet is like a Penis" ghahahahahahahhahahahaha
Sent in by: Wolf-
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