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June
14th
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"Excite
- School Children in Drunken Riot" ghhghah. and
i thought the Kids in america were bad.. these kids in Kenya put you
americans to shame.. heres the scoop..
NAIROBI, Kenya (Reuters) - Schoolchildren as young as
five went on a "drunken" rampage, looting shops, burning a vehicle
and consuming the contents of a beer wagon after one of their friends
was killed in a traffic accident.
Hundreds of students barricaded roads and pelted traders and vehicles
with rocks on Monday after a nine-year-old pupil at James Gichuru
School in Nairobi was killed by a speeding public minibus -- or "matatu"
-- when he bent over to pick up a pencil.
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"Yahoo
- Rapper Eminem to Face Weapons, Assault Charges"
god. this just makes me hate the rap community more.. like how often
do you hear VNV Nation getting brought up on Weapons Charges?.. ugh..
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"JerkCity
- Canadian Boners" bwhahahahahhah Rands RuleS~!
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"Jesusified
- Creators Whacked Ass Links" eheheh, more fun with
CGI (or some other server side extention thingy) but this is pretty
neat, i've taken the liberty to post the link so it reflects my website,
but uhm just type in another, and see how it Translates that website
into a JESUS approved site :).
Sent in by: ^_ToXiC_^

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"BBSpot
- Microsoft Purchases Evil From Satan" The guys
at BBSpot are really on their toes.. every "article" they've
done has been top notch (hell, they make my job easier) anyway. this
one lives up to all the expectations of the last few links, so enjoy..
Sent in by: Flatline

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"Yahoo
- Paroled Hacker Kevin Mitnick Advises CIOs to Hire Hackers"
wow, being in Jail really makes you lose your mind.. for years now companies
have been hiring "Ethical Hackers".. people (who hack) are
told to "hack" (or test security) of a server/web site and
that company pays for it.. i dont see why this is so "revolutionary"..
Sent in by: Ellis_dee

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"Funnyownload
- 3 Deers" alright.. im not gonna bother mirroring
this.. so uhm ya, its kinda wierd.. course. i've never been a fan of
animal orgies.. but hey.. thats just me..
Sent in by: Smeagol (he's quite the animal lover
:).

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"David
Dochovny - in all his glory" usually when "men"
wear "speedos" they tend to "pack" their "package"
so its not very "abrassive" but.. i guess David missed that
"packing your manhood 101" class..
Sent in by: _Psychic_

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June
13th
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"Elves
On Tricycles - Diakatana Dance" ok, i can't seem
to remember if i posted this or not.. but uhm ya.. diakatana is ass..
so im gonna capitalize on it..

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"The
Romp - Metalli-Cops" hehe. more fun at the expense
of Metallica :). oh and make sure you check out their root too.. cuz
theres a lot more funny stuff there..

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"Yahoo
- New virus bombards mobile phones with calls" hehe..
this one is still 'over seas' so dont expect it to hit North America
for a while. hehe. but i like the way that new viruses are turning..
no longer are they limited to you home or office PC, soon they will
be in your Microwaves, and Cars.. ehhe..
The virus, called "Timofonica," is reported to be "in
the wild" in Spain, where customers of the phone company Movistar
have been hit with annoying computer-generated phone calls, according
to the antivirus firm Kaspersky Lab. The virus type, known as a worm,
targets phones that use the European GSM mobile standard.
Security experts said the virus is the first to hit mobile phones,
although they emphasized that the worm is propagated by computer and
not via the telephone system. They also said the attack is relatively
benign, as it does not destroy computer files but merely delivers
a message disparaging the Spanish telephone company

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"JerkCity
- Online Help" BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH JerkCity
rules... i love it..

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"NewGrounds
- Samurai Asshole" ghahaha.. k, notice, when you
fight 'Draco' listen to the music.. Featuring Pop Will Eat Itself :)
heh..

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"Excite
- FBI Reportedly Opens Investigations of eBay Bids"
wait.. i dont remember eBay disallowing 'Shill Bidding'. (where you
bid on your own item to increase the current value of it. wierd.. anyway.
its kinda neat.. check it out :).

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"EntertainDom
- Mission Imp" hgehehjeehahahah, its not whatcha
think... (but you've got to be willing to wait for the download.. :)..
hehe.a.
Sent in by: Munch

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"eBay
- Microsoft BOB Family Interface For Windows" why
is there even a market for this?..
Local copy here
Sent in by: Greedo

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"Yahoo
- Suck-and-Sniff Narco Lollipops Seized" now this
is clever.. Drug Maker guys in Columbia grabbed a bunch of Lollipops
(filled with gum) cut them open, removed the gum, fill'ed with Cocaine..
and tried to ship'em accross the border :). heh..
Sent in by: Tiny Tim

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June
12th
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Ah...
back early.. feels good to be alive.. nothing like 24hours of driving
in 36hours without sleep.. i think im gonna die.. uuuh.. i think my
eyes are gonna explode.. anyway.. its good to be baq home.. so on with
the news~!..
.Creator

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"BuyComp
- iView Contour Glare..." oh god.. look at this
crap..
Express Yourself! with the "iVIEW" Strawberry Translucent
Color Contour Filter is a custom fitting glare screen designed to
convert your dull PC Monitor into the HOT "iMAC" look. Fits most standard
monitors. Unique, "Wrap Around" design seals out dust and light while
enabling the monitor to tilt for enhanced glare protection. Simply
slips over monitor and once installed - remains firmly in place.
I dont know anyone (who respects themselves) who wants to make their
PC look like an iMac..

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"The
Register - Willamette to have triflingly short shelf life"
oh great, Intels next innovation.. didn't they learn that when they
(intel) brings out a new "Revolutionary" chip that they have
to support it.. (think back to the Pentium Pro's, they were wicked chips,
they even took some of the Architecture from Alpha chips (well, more
of the Theory from).. but ya, PPro's only lasted like 6months, before
Intel said "Oh, uhm ya, you bought all of this stuff for your PPro,
and uhm your stuck with it, cuz we're not making any chip faster then
200mhz..." anyway, if they made a 500mhz PPro, i'd have one.. hell,
i'd have two..

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"BBSpot
- New Ford Exorbitan Comes with Spare Explorer"
ghahahahah the guys at BBSpot are getting better then TheOnion.. :).

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"PhillyBurbs
- Seeing double no trouble for kitten" alright this
is kinda freaky, and kinda wierd.. so if you dont like birth defects
(well, this is kinda cute, since its a baby kitty with 2 faces) but
ya, it sucks, cuz it died a day after it was born, and i missed the
whole thing, so this is kinda old news (see below).

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"PhillyBurbs
- Two-faced kitten dies unexpectedly" *sigh*.. well..
its prolly better off this way.. since it would be mocked by the other
cats, and they prolly wouldn't let them play their 'reindeer' games..
makes you think, that there might have been some foul play involved?..
maybe there was a 2nd gunman?.. you never know now-adays.. CONSPIRACY~!

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"The
Brunching Shuttlecocks - Microsoft: The Verdict"
hehe. if Microsoft made an "Evil Office" edition, i'd buy
it.. :). Oh this requires Flash4, so uhm ya.. check it out..

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"MS
Split Error Box(gif)" *snicker*..
Local copy here
Sent in by: Vass

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"BBSpot
- Microsoft Alleges US Government a Monopoly" heh,
a nice little joke article from your friends at BBSpot.com
"American's don't have a choice in which army will protect
them. They have no choice in who will collect their taxes. Less than
50% of the people even bother to vote because they know it won't make
any difference." said Steve Ballmer. "It's time that the US Government
opened up to some competition, that would get people out to vote and
wring out a lot of the inefficiencies."
Microsoft is solidly against splitting up the government saying it
would cause too much harm to the public. They suggest letting Microsoft
set up its own government and let the marketplace determine which
government should rule. Bill Gates said, "We already have more money
than most governments around the world, and we have our own army."
Sent in by: Tooool

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"AdCritic
- Top 100 TV Commercials" ghahaha. make sure you
check out the "ChipShot" one.. its pretty entertaining, well,
for those of us who like the standard "guy getting hit in the groin"
commercials.. :).
Sent in by: Snafux

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"Ain't
it Cool News - EP2&3 Spoilers" i know im gonna
get some "hey dont post this stuff, cuz its gonna ruin the movie"
emails, but this is my opinion on this 'tripe' that Lucas will be releasing..
"If i dont read all the spoilers, i'll be convinced (by default)
that the movie is gonna suck, so by posting this, i'm hoping to educate
the 'others' like me, so that if the movie actually does have a plot,
it may actually be worth seeing blah blah.."
Sent in by: Maxtype

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June
11th
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"EETimes
- Playstation to be open format" wow this sounds
neat, looks like sony is now allowing other vendors to purchase its
Playstation graphics and processor technology so they can develop after
market consoles.. so like.. you could have a Playstation made by Hotwheels,
and it could be all painted and modeled after a car.. or something..

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"Washington
Post - IBM Computer to Speed Genetic Studies" oh
ya.. sounds like their just gonna overclock a quad pIII 1Ghz chip..
oh and notice the name of this monstrosity "Blue Gene" i imagine
that some nerd somewhere is still laughing at the name he suggested..
Here is the plan: IBM scientists intend to spend five
years building the fastest computer in the world, 500 times faster
than anything in existence today. It will suck down every spare watt
of electricity and throw off so much heat that engineers have bought
a gas turbine the size of a jet engine to cool it.

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"SpaceMoose
- Internet pron?" God i love the space moose

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"ZDNet
- Got a bug in your ear?" mmm yet another virus
hits the scene, cept this one sounds cool.. it appears to target text
paging phones and other similar media.. read about it (cept it hasn't
left Spain yet)..

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"Man
eats underwear to beat breathalyzer" GHAHAHAHAHA
and he was still found guilty.. now thats embarrassing..
Local copy here
Sent in by: PiTT

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"More
Frank Robot Photos" OMG Read this now.. its HILARIOUS~!..
Sent in by: Jonesboy

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"PhoneBashing"
wow, this is just wierd.. make sure you check out all the movies and
stuff.. cuz its fricken hilarious.. i love the phone costumes..
Sent in by: TheBeavis

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June
10th
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Ah
yes.. Vacation Time yet again.. cept this time im going to Indiana..
so feer.. oh well. its more of a trip out of bordem.. so i'll see you
guys back here on monday.. (but if everything on my end works ok, my
script0r should update this itself.. unless something goes apeshit like
last time i went away.. *sigh*..)
.Creator

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"AdCritic
- Outpost.com Tattoos" ehhe.. more funny commercials
from AdCritic, and hey, i'd get an outpost.com tattoo on my head, (aslong
as they paid me for it :). heh.. oh and you need Quicktime to view this..
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"CNN
- Astronomy satellite plunges to earth in controlled crash"
how 'controlled' can a 'crash' be?.. what i'd like to see, is NASA painting
a big bullseye somewhere. in the desert, then.. hit it with a 'controlled
crash'

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"Honda
performance and engine swaps by D.H.R" just when
you thought hondas were lame enough.. just imagine one with 700hp..
all it would do, is sit there.. and blow the rubber off its rims.. i
dont see the point of doing that..
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"ABCNews
- Brain Waves Turn it on" heh. i need one of these
rigs.. im getting tired of typing...
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"ShugaShack
- Diakatana Reviews" gee.. looking at these reviews,
you can really tell who got 'bought' and who didn't... In my opinion
Diakatana doesn't deserve anything more then 50% (and that even me rating
it on a good day)..
Sent in by: Maxtype

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"Britney
'disgusted' by 7.5m indecent proposal" ehhe, now
this is what i like to see.. people offering millions of dollars just
to sleep with Britney Spears.. heh.. and you know if she did agree,
who ever the 'client' would be, would record it to Digital media.. and
it would be up one the internet the morning after :). heh.. anyway,
this isn't the main portion of my gripe..
The blonde teen queen, who reckons she will remain a
virgin until she is married, has apparently branded the offer "outrageous".
this should be worded "The blonde teen queen, who reckons she will remain a virgin
until late next week, has apparently branded the offer as "insignificant"
and is now taking serious offers.
Sent in by: Toooool

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"ChevyVan(jpg)"
oh yeah.. likes its not bad enough that we seen 600hp Nova's doing burnouts,
this old fart has to bust out his work truck, and 'light-em-up'..
Local copy here
Sent in by: biofeedbk

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June
9th
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June
8th
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"BBspot
- Metallica's New Album is Napster-Proof" god i
love the guys at BBSpot.. they rule..
Los Angeles, CA - Metallica released their long awaited
"Download This" CD today, and the band declared it Napster-proof.
The 74 minute CD contains one 55 minute song, "Napster Begone" and
a 19 minute, one-question interview with drummer Lars Ulrich.
ehehehhahah.. This just proves, that other people think Lars Ulrich
is an idiot..

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"Excite
- The Offspring Bootleg Napster" ROFL.. k, The Offspring
is getting back at napster by selling (Unauthorized) Napster Merchandise
on thier website.. like T-Shirts and Stickers.. This is a nice twist
on this whole Napster thingy.. oh and this is actually a pretty well
written article too.. so read on~!

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"10K
4 a Wife" hahaha, now this is a unique approach
to dating.. setting up a website, offering anyone who finds a woman
that this guy (Rod Barnett) marries, $10,000.. heeh.. thats some hefty
'Finders Fee'..

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"Dizzieness?"
hehehe more neat things you can do with IE5.0.. its kinda cool, infact
i even had to load the source up to read it :).
Sent in by: Aphelion

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"AdCritic
- I am NOT Canadian" And this is why Quebec is NOT
in my Canada..
Sent in by: Munch

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"C|Net
- Microsoft Must Be Broken into Two" well, this
is what the US Government says.. we'll see what Microsoft does.. they
might just grab thier shizz, and move to Mexico, or Vancouver.. we'll
see..
Sent in by: Tooool

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"awu
- Project Earthlight" Wierd.. the future of Online
Sabre fights.. for you StarWars fans, this will prolly make you all
wet..
Project Earthlight, an interactive 3-D game, pits you
and your blade against a computer controlled opponent. Wielding a
real-life, tangible lightsabre, you virtually control your digital
hero's actions as a computer webcam records your motion. Through the
synthesis of Computer Graphics and Computer Vision, Project Earthlight
builds upon original research in the area of Computer Vision, specifically
the field of 3-D gesture interface. "
Sent in by: _Psychic_

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