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June 14th
"Excite - School Children in Drunken Riot" ghhghah. and i thought the Kids in america were bad.. these kids in Kenya put you americans to shame.. heres the scoop..
NAIROBI, Kenya (Reuters) - Schoolchildren as young as five went on a "drunken" rampage, looting shops, burning a vehicle and consuming the contents of a beer wagon after one of their friends was killed in a traffic accident.
Hundreds of students barricaded roads and pelted traders and vehicles with rocks on Monday after a nine-year-old pupil at James Gichuru School in Nairobi was killed by a speeding public minibus -- or "matatu" -- when he bent over to pick up a pencil.

"Yahoo - Rapper Eminem to Face Weapons, Assault Charges" god. this just makes me hate the rap community more.. like how often do you hear VNV Nation getting brought up on Weapons Charges?.. ugh..

"JerkCity - Canadian Boners" bwhahahahahhah Rands RuleS~!

"Jesusified - Creators Whacked Ass Links" eheheh, more fun with CGI (or some other server side extention thingy) but this is pretty neat, i've taken the liberty to post the link so it reflects my website, but uhm just type in another, and see how it Translates that website into a JESUS approved site :).
Sent in by: ^_ToXiC_^
"BBSpot - Microsoft Purchases Evil From Satan" The guys at BBSpot are really on their toes.. every "article" they've done has been top notch (hell, they make my job easier) anyway. this one lives up to all the expectations of the last few links, so enjoy..
Sent in by: Flatline
"Yahoo - Paroled Hacker Kevin Mitnick Advises CIOs to Hire Hackers" wow, being in Jail really makes you lose your mind.. for years now companies have been hiring "Ethical Hackers".. people (who hack) are told to "hack" (or test security) of a server/web site and that company pays for it.. i dont see why this is so "revolutionary"..
Sent in by: Ellis_dee
"Funnyownload - 3 Deers" alright.. im not gonna bother mirroring this.. so uhm ya, its kinda wierd.. course. i've never been a fan of animal orgies.. but hey.. thats just me..
Sent in by: Smeagol (he's quite the animal lover :).
"David Dochovny - in all his glory" usually when "men" wear "speedos" they tend to "pack" their "package" so its not very "abrassive" but.. i guess David missed that "packing your manhood 101" class..
Sent in by: _Psychic_
 
June 13th
"Elves On Tricycles - Diakatana Dance" ok, i can't seem to remember if i posted this or not.. but uhm ya.. diakatana is ass.. so im gonna capitalize on it..

"The Romp - Metalli-Cops" hehe. more fun at the expense of Metallica :). oh and make sure you check out their root too.. cuz theres a lot more funny stuff there..

"Yahoo - New virus bombards mobile phones with calls" hehe.. this one is still 'over seas' so dont expect it to hit North America for a while. hehe. but i like the way that new viruses are turning.. no longer are they limited to you home or office PC, soon they will be in your Microwaves, and Cars.. ehhe..
The virus, called "Timofonica," is reported to be "in the wild" in Spain, where customers of the phone company Movistar have been hit with annoying computer-generated phone calls, according to the antivirus firm Kaspersky Lab. The virus type, known as a worm, targets phones that use the European GSM mobile standard.
Security experts said the virus is the first to hit mobile phones, although they emphasized that the worm is propagated by computer and not via the telephone system. They also said the attack is relatively benign, as it does not destroy computer files but merely delivers a message disparaging the Spanish telephone company

"JerkCity - Online Help" BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH JerkCity rules... i love it..

"NewGrounds - Samurai Asshole" ghahaha.. k, notice, when you fight 'Draco' listen to the music.. Featuring Pop Will Eat Itself :) heh..

"Excite - FBI Reportedly Opens Investigations of eBay Bids" wait.. i dont remember eBay disallowing 'Shill Bidding'. (where you bid on your own item to increase the current value of it. wierd.. anyway. its kinda neat.. check it out :).

"EntertainDom - Mission Imp" hgehehjeehahahah, its not whatcha think... (but you've got to be willing to wait for the download.. :).. hehe.a.
Sent in by: Munch
"eBay - Microsoft BOB Family Interface For Windows" why is there even a market for this?..
Local copy here
Sent in by: Greedo

"Yahoo - Suck-and-Sniff Narco Lollipops Seized" now this is clever.. Drug Maker guys in Columbia grabbed a bunch of Lollipops (filled with gum) cut them open, removed the gum, fill'ed with Cocaine.. and tried to ship'em accross the border :). heh..
Sent in by: Tiny Tim
 
June 12th
Ah... back early.. feels good to be alive.. nothing like 24hours of driving in 36hours without sleep.. i think im gonna die.. uuuh.. i think my eyes are gonna explode.. anyway.. its good to be baq home.. so on with the news~!..
.Creator

"BuyComp - iView Contour Glare..." oh god.. look at this crap..
Express Yourself! with the "iVIEW" Strawberry Translucent Color Contour Filter is a custom fitting glare screen designed to convert your dull PC Monitor into the HOT "iMAC" look. Fits most standard monitors. Unique, "Wrap Around" design seals out dust and light while enabling the monitor to tilt for enhanced glare protection. Simply slips over monitor and once installed - remains firmly in place.
I dont know anyone (who respects themselves) who wants to make their PC look like an iMac..
"The Register - Willamette to have triflingly short shelf life" oh great, Intels next innovation.. didn't they learn that when they (intel) brings out a new "Revolutionary" chip that they have to support it.. (think back to the Pentium Pro's, they were wicked chips, they even took some of the Architecture from Alpha chips (well, more of the Theory from).. but ya, PPro's only lasted like 6months, before Intel said "Oh, uhm ya, you bought all of this stuff for your PPro, and uhm your stuck with it, cuz we're not making any chip faster then 200mhz..." anyway, if they made a 500mhz PPro, i'd have one.. hell, i'd have two..
"BBSpot - New Ford Exorbitan Comes with Spare Explorer" ghahahahah the guys at BBSpot are getting better then TheOnion.. :).

"PhillyBurbs - Seeing double no trouble for kitten" alright this is kinda freaky, and kinda wierd.. so if you dont like birth defects (well, this is kinda cute, since its a baby kitty with 2 faces) but ya, it sucks, cuz it died a day after it was born, and i missed the whole thing, so this is kinda old news (see below).
"PhillyBurbs - Two-faced kitten dies unexpectedly" *sigh*.. well.. its prolly better off this way.. since it would be mocked by the other cats, and they prolly wouldn't let them play their 'reindeer' games.. makes you think, that there might have been some foul play involved?.. maybe there was a 2nd gunman?.. you never know now-adays.. CONSPIRACY~!
"The Brunching Shuttlecocks - Microsoft: The Verdict" hehe. if Microsoft made an "Evil Office" edition, i'd buy it.. :). Oh this requires Flash4, so uhm ya.. check it out..

"MS Split Error Box(gif)" *snicker*..
Local copy here
Sent in by: Vass

"BBSpot - Microsoft Alleges US Government a Monopoly" heh, a nice little joke article from your friends at BBSpot.com
"American's don't have a choice in which army will protect them. They have no choice in who will collect their taxes. Less than 50% of the people even bother to vote because they know it won't make any difference." said Steve Ballmer. "It's time that the US Government opened up to some competition, that would get people out to vote and wring out a lot of the inefficiencies."
Microsoft is solidly against splitting up the government saying it would cause too much harm to the public. They suggest letting Microsoft set up its own government and let the marketplace determine which government should rule. Bill Gates said, "We already have more money than most governments around the world, and we have our own army."
Sent in by: Tooool
"AdCritic - Top 100 TV Commercials" ghahaha. make sure you check out the "ChipShot" one.. its pretty entertaining, well, for those of us who like the standard "guy getting hit in the groin" commercials.. :).
Sent in by: Snafux
"Ain't it Cool News - EP2&3 Spoilers" i know im gonna get some "hey dont post this stuff, cuz its gonna ruin the movie" emails, but this is my opinion on this 'tripe' that Lucas will be releasing.. "If i dont read all the spoilers, i'll be convinced (by default) that the movie is gonna suck, so by posting this, i'm hoping to educate the 'others' like me, so that if the movie actually does have a plot, it may actually be worth seeing blah blah.."
Sent in by: Maxtype
 
June 11th
"EETimes - Playstation to be open format" wow this sounds neat, looks like sony is now allowing other vendors to purchase its Playstation graphics and processor technology so they can develop after market consoles.. so like.. you could have a Playstation made by Hotwheels, and it could be all painted and modeled after a car.. or something..
"Washington Post - IBM Computer to Speed Genetic Studies" oh ya.. sounds like their just gonna overclock a quad pIII 1Ghz chip.. oh and notice the name of this monstrosity "Blue Gene" i imagine that some nerd somewhere is still laughing at the name he suggested..
Here is the plan: IBM scientists intend to spend five years building the fastest computer in the world, 500 times faster than anything in existence today. It will suck down every spare watt of electricity and throw off so much heat that engineers have bought a gas turbine the size of a jet engine to cool it.

"SpaceMoose - Internet pron?" God i love the space moose

"ZDNet - Got a bug in your ear?" mmm yet another virus hits the scene, cept this one sounds cool.. it appears to target text paging phones and other similar media.. read about it (cept it hasn't left Spain yet)..

"Man eats underwear to beat breathalyzer" GHAHAHAHAHA and he was still found guilty.. now thats embarrassing..
Local copy here
Sent in by: PiTT

"More Frank Robot Photos" OMG Read this now.. its HILARIOUS~!..
Sent in by: Jonesboy
"PhoneBashing" wow, this is just wierd.. make sure you check out all the movies and stuff.. cuz its fricken hilarious.. i love the phone costumes..
Sent in by: TheBeavis
 
June 10th
Ah yes.. Vacation Time yet again.. cept this time im going to Indiana.. so feer.. oh well. its more of a trip out of bordem.. so i'll see you guys back here on monday.. (but if everything on my end works ok, my script0r should update this itself.. unless something goes apeshit like last time i went away.. *sigh*..)
.Creator

"AdCritic - Outpost.com Tattoos" ehhe.. more funny commercials from AdCritic, and hey, i'd get an outpost.com tattoo on my head, (aslong as they paid me for it :). heh.. oh and you need Quicktime to view this..

"CNN - Astronomy satellite plunges to earth in controlled crash" how 'controlled' can a 'crash' be?.. what i'd like to see, is NASA painting a big bullseye somewhere. in the desert, then.. hit it with a 'controlled crash'

"Honda performance and engine swaps by D.H.R" just when you thought hondas were lame enough.. just imagine one with 700hp.. all it would do, is sit there.. and blow the rubber off its rims.. i dont see the point of doing that..

"ABCNews - Brain Waves Turn it on" heh. i need one of these rigs.. im getting tired of typing...

"ShugaShack - Diakatana Reviews" gee.. looking at these reviews, you can really tell who got 'bought' and who didn't... In my opinion Diakatana doesn't deserve anything more then 50% (and that even me rating it on a good day)..
Sent in by: Maxtype
"Britney 'disgusted' by 7.5m indecent proposal" ehhe, now this is what i like to see.. people offering millions of dollars just to sleep with Britney Spears.. heh.. and you know if she did agree, who ever the 'client' would be, would record it to Digital media.. and it would be up one the internet the morning after :). heh.. anyway, this isn't the main portion of my gripe..
The blonde teen queen, who reckons she will remain a virgin until she is married, has apparently branded the offer "outrageous".
this should be worded "The blonde teen queen, who reckons she will remain a virgin until late next week, has apparently branded the offer as "insignificant" and is now taking serious offers.
Sent in by: Toooool
"ChevyVan(jpg)" oh yeah.. likes its not bad enough that we seen 600hp Nova's doing burnouts, this old fart has to bust out his work truck, and 'light-em-up'..
Local copy here
Sent in by: biofeedbk

 
June 9th
"ThinkGeek - Personal MP3 Jukebox" its a steal for 700$ usd.. :\.. sounds leet though

"Hooters - More than a Mouthful" and this is what america was built on.. Chicken Wings and Busty Chicks.. ugh..

"Excite - VBS worm targets Gnutella users" DONT EVER ACCEPT A DOWNLOAD WITH THE EXTENTION .VBS~!.. cuz it will save you a lot of gay trouble later on...

"ZDNet - Weekend hijacking: Internet.com hit" hehe us damn canadians screwing with american internet companies.. hehe.. i love it..

"SomethingAwful - Raver with Gas" hehe a chat log from Something Awful.. expect only the best from them..
Sent in by: Spectre
"Computer Dating(jpg)" hgeheheheh.. kinda gay, but still funny..
Local copy here
Sent in by: Tooool

"3Com - AirConnect 11Mbps Wireless Lan - Free Trial" hehe, this sounds pretty leet.. tired of running RJ45 around your house? or is it too tricky?. well heres your solution, and its faster then a Standard 10baset Network.. anyway, this free trial thingy is for 45days only.. so meh. im sure they wont ship to canada though :\
Sent in by: Munch
 
June 8th
"BBspot - Metallica's New Album is Napster-Proof" god i love the guys at BBSpot.. they rule..
Los Angeles, CA - Metallica released their long awaited "Download This" CD today, and the band declared it Napster-proof. The 74 minute CD contains one 55 minute song, "Napster Begone" and a 19 minute, one-question interview with drummer Lars Ulrich.
ehehehhahah.. This just proves, that other people think Lars Ulrich is an idiot..
"Excite - The Offspring Bootleg Napster" ROFL.. k, The Offspring is getting back at napster by selling (Unauthorized) Napster Merchandise on thier website.. like T-Shirts and Stickers.. This is a nice twist on this whole Napster thingy.. oh and this is actually a pretty well written article too.. so read on~!
"10K 4 a Wife" hahaha, now this is a unique approach to dating.. setting up a website, offering anyone who finds a woman that this guy (Rod Barnett) marries, $10,000.. heeh.. thats some hefty 'Finders Fee'..

"Dizzieness?" hehehe more neat things you can do with IE5.0.. its kinda cool, infact i even had to load the source up to read it :).
Sent in by: Aphelion
"AdCritic - I am NOT Canadian" And this is why Quebec is NOT in my Canada..
Sent in by: Munch
"C|Net - Microsoft Must Be Broken into Two" well, this is what the US Government says.. we'll see what Microsoft does.. they might just grab thier shizz, and move to Mexico, or Vancouver.. we'll see..
Sent in by: Tooool
"awu - Project Earthlight" Wierd.. the future of Online Sabre fights.. for you StarWars fans, this will prolly make you all wet..
Project Earthlight, an interactive 3-D game, pits you and your blade against a computer controlled opponent. Wielding a real-life, tangible lightsabre, you virtually control your digital hero's actions as a computer webcam records your motion. Through the synthesis of Computer Graphics and Computer Vision, Project Earthlight builds upon original research in the area of Computer Vision, specifically the field of 3-D gesture interface. "
Sent in by: _Psychic_