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 "The
Register - BT claims ownership of Hyperlinks" hahah
British Telecom has said that they have Patented the HyperLink back
in the 70's and now they want EVERY northamerican ISP to pay for the
rights to use it :) hahah. i seriously doubt that this will work out
for BT. 
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| "eBay
- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Original Donatello"
gah~ for only $7,500.00 usd this could have been yours~!.. course. you'd
own at every halloween party.. but almost 8grand, for a costume.. its
kinda pricey.. heh. Local mirror here
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| "Something
Awful - HOW TO OVERCLOAK YOUR COMPUTAR" ghahahahahahahhahaha
hah ah ah ah ah a |
| "MSNBC
- "Growing" the next computer chips" wow
this sounds feerful.. using nature to make computer chips.. i feer..
warning this article does get pretty deep into the theory.. so enjoy
:). |
| "The
Museum of HP Calculators" hehe, this is a sobering
look into the past... God.. im so glad that computers have become what
they are now.. cuz i can only imagine how working with one of the ancient
machines would be ubergay~ Sent in by: Spectre (check out his page, click here)
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| "Isle
of Lesbos" "THIS IS NOT A SEX SITE. THERE ARE
NO PHOTOGRAPHS OF NUDE WOMEN" heheheh.. well, with a name like
"ISLE OF LESBOS" you'd almost expect atleast some softcore
pr0n pics.. *sigh* :) Sent in by: Tooool
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| "Joke
WallPaper - Bill Gates' Daughter" heh.. kinda funny..
but whatever :). Sent in by: Munch
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| "Excite
- Boy Shot for Using Sign Language" alright. first
of all, this would suck.. second of all.. look at the 'victims' name
"HANDY" ROFL~!.. i dont see how anyone can *NOT* find this
funny :). Sent in by: Sain
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| Alright..
First off.. i saw Road Trip last night.. Fricken hilarious~!.. one of
the best movies i've seen since uhmm.. FightClub.. (but definatly not
the same genre). anyway. go see it. its a nice little comedy, but..
heres a warning.. Tom Green *DOES NOT* play a main role in it.. :\..
so those people going to see it for Tom Green will prolly be a bit dissapointed.
.Creator
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| "Neal
Stephenson: In the beginning there was the command line"
heh, a nice little story/article thats all about the progression of
operating systems.. its pretty funny, check it out.. |
| "CNN
- Credit Card antitrust trial begins in New York"
now this is the kinda stuff i like to see.. the US Government fighting
the LARGEST Credit Card Entity on the planet (well, if you combine Visa
and Mastercard). anyway, once again, the USG is picking on the Monopoly..
*sign*..
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| "ABCNews
- Search for Missing Secrets at Los Alamos" god..
you know, whats the point of doing billions of dollars in research,
if you can't protect it.. yet again the USGovernment has screwed up,
and VITAL NUCLEAR Secrets have left a controlled environment.. its amazing
how well someone can hide a harddrive in their pants.. heh "is
that harddrive in your pants, or you just happy to see me?"
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| "Beer.com
- heres your summer playbook for a big score" this
rules.. it basically describes how you can pickup any girl you want
(well within reason, its good. read it :). Sent in by: _Ram
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| "Yahoo
- Dancer wins $30,000 for botched buttock surgery"
ahha, you guys remember like a couple weeks ago when i posted a news
article about this retired Stripper, who wanted to butt look "better"
so she had some surgery done, and the surgeon used titty'plants on it..
well, the lawsuit is finally over:) and she won :) ahhahahahahahh
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| "eBay
- Vibrating Nipple Clamps" alright, im not gonna
mirror this cuz its kinda freaky/wierd.. so uhm here it is.. Sent in by: PiTT
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| "NewScientist
- Half Fish, Half Robot" Cool. check this out, Some
Scientists have taken the brain of a fish, strapped it to a robot walker
thingy, with censors and stuff, and the brain is actually controlling
its robotic counterpart.. i feer cyborgs.. Sent in by: Sain
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| "Excite
- Can Sealand Become the Switzerland of Data?" This
sounds pretty sweet, its all about making a place where there are no
(well very little) rules on storage.. sounds cool.. oh, but theres no
flipper here :\..
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| "ViceLand"
GWHAHAHAHAHAH Make sure you check out the "ORAL PLEASURE ZONE"
it rules~
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| "MSNBC
- Insulin-making cells grown in lab" this is cool,
all you diabetics out there, read this.. cuz its feersome, they now
have engineered cells that produce insulin, well, what that means is..
that they can inject you with these cells, and you'll no longer need
"shots" to injest insulin.. its an amazing idea..
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| "PlanetQuake
- Choking the chicken" bhahahahahhaahhahahaha
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| "eBay
- DUNE StillSuit Jacket Worn by Star" Oh, i want
this so bad.. but alas.. i dont have an extra 1,000$ usd laying around
:\.. i wonder if they'd take a trade in, on my car :). Local mirror here Sent in by: Maxtype
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| "Graham
Barker's Navel Fluff Page" *shudder* Sent in by: SnafuX
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| "IDGNews
- Hackers attack DSL, Cable modem users" hell, ever
since i got my cable modem i've been hit by millions (i should really
check the log for an accurate number) Subseven, BackOriface, etc scans..
i guess most hackers think that cabler's dont know anything about security..
Sent in by: Sain
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| "MSNBC
- Domain Pirates Continue Rampage" hehe, Web.com,
Web.net, Web.org, Internet.com were all stolen :). (but eventually they
were directed towards their rightful owners.. anyway, this article pretty
much tells you how to hijack someones domain.. but uhm. ya. heh..
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| "CNN
- Man Rescued after getting stuck, upto his hips, in portable toilet"
and to think....... this was all because his keys fell in the portable..
if my keys fell in there, they'd be a right-off, i would be like "Shizz.
Oh well, im not going in there...</me walks home>" heh. Oh, looks like someone beat me to this link, Toooool sent me this one, but under a different News Site, so here it is, Fresh from AOL Click here
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| "SpaceMoose
- Tunes" you know.. i could live on a SpaceMoose
and JerkCity Diet for the rest of my life.. |
"C|Net
- Netscape's Clark - Keep Internet Explorer with Windows"
uuh.. since when does Netscape care? you'd think they'd be happier with
the ruling, but it appears that they want just the opposite.. Wierd..
check this out.. (this guy is actually SMART~!, well color me stupid)
Microsoft already has won a near-stranglehold on the Web browser market, Clark noted. Allow this to continue for a few years, while the court case is appealed and the breakup is administered, and this market lock will become stronger. |
| "Joelogon's
Foolproof Guide to Making Any Woman Your Platonic Friend"
hahaha. k im posting this for all you guys out there, who can't help
but steal your friends Girlfriends (just cuz you dont know how to act
"friendly" around women).. hehe..
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| "Travellers
Tales" GHhahahahaha. k, i can't post just ONE story
from this page, so im not gonna, im just gonna link the main page and
let ya sift through it.. alright, first, you gotta read the "Progressive
Rock" one, cuz i can't believe that anyone could possibly be that
stupid, then read the "A Modest Chef".. they all rule.. so
go check it out.. Sent in by: Smeagol
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| "DataPimp
Email" hehe. "SIGN UP NOW FOR YOU FREE EMAIL"
hehe, they've got a bunch of gaydomains, but some of them are actually
pretty cool, "Crack-Whore.net" etc.. :). check'em out.. hey
its free.. what do you have to lose.. Sent in by: _Psychic_
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| "Comics.com
- Get Fuzzy - The letter you've been waiting for"
hehehehehe owned. :). Sent in by: Munch
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| "Excite
- Ouch~ Boys lose too much in Circumcision Slip"
AND THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER BE INVOLVED IN A "CIRCUMCISION
MARATHON~!..
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| "Meet
all Nude Stick Figures" i remember posting
a site similar to this, but this one definatly has more content :) (if
ya know what i mean, *nudge nudge* heh..
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| "MyAOLNews
- U.S. Probes Mystery Brit Illness" OMG MAD INTRAVENOUS
DISEASE~!. anyway this is kinda wierd.. so if you live anywhere near
the UK, and you have to goto the hospital, DONT.. cuz if they give you
an intravenous, they guarantee that you'll die..
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| "PlanetGay.com"
i thought this URL was a joke, until i checked it out for myself.......
Sent in by: (none-other-then) Sain
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| "eHow
- How to make your friends believe you're a computer geek"
hrmm this is funny, but.. what i dont get it.. #2.. if you were a real
geek, you'd have some kind of highspeed connect, whether it be a Cable
Modem, or ADSL or something.. all of which DONT tie up a phone line
:). Sent in by: Tooool
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| "AQUA3200
WebPad" Oh Wow.. this is feersome.. and it uses
the new "Crusoe" Chipset (from Transmeta, i posted an article
on how revolutionary this chip was, ages ago, and the link has since
died :\) but ya, if i was gonna get some kinda palm computer, this would
definatly be it.. just read.. its gonna own.. Sent in by: _Psychic_
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| "SuperFire
Convoy - The Greatest Transformer Yet!" how come
that whenever a new transformer is released its always "THE GREATEST
TRANSFORMER YET~!@" *sigh*.. Sent in by: Destron
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| "Something
Awful - Summoner Preview" expect only the highest
quality of comedy from Something Awful :). Sent in by: Hee-la
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| "CNN
- FBI Probing potentially 'massive' new hacker attack to disable websites"
Blah blah blah, Distributed DOS Attacks are bad.. BLAH BLAH BLAH watch
what you download.
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| "CNN
- Earth Braces for shock waves from sun" Hrmm the
Graphic is VERY cool, but did anyone notice a disruption in their electrical
devices?. i didn't..
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| "ZDNet
- SCEI Announces Mobile Playstation" hrmm well its
no gameboy as far as size is considered, but hey, its a great idea..
but i wonder how many D batteries its gonna eat? :). hehe..
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| "Derek's
Big Website of Walmart Purchase Reciepts" this is
one wierd wierd man..
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| "3r33t.net
- Spermastic" uuh.. i dont get it.. Sent in by: Smeagol
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| "Neuro
Design" Whoa, now this is some feerful flash work..
i dunno what this company does.. but they got a helluva marketing department..
:). Sent in by: Aphelion
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 "The
Top 10 things Men Would do... The Top 10 Things Women would do...(jpg)"
hehe.. its so true.. :) Local copy here Sent in by: Saint James
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| "Breaking
the Pornography Addiction" ghahahahahahah Read the
articles on this page, they rule~!.. Sent in by: TheBeavis
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| "Yahoo
- Critics Say Pentagon Rigs AntiMissile tests" hehe.
more conspiracies from the US Government, trying to hide a potentially
LARGE flaw with their new "missile defence system"..
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| "PLIF
- Oscar On Garbage" ehhehe.. yet another wicked
PLIF comic :).
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| "Baiting
- Princess Lapdance - Ranma 1/2" AWWWW JEAH~! IMO
this is one of the best "baits" i've ever read :). it rules..
(oh, and if you dont understand how "baiting" work, just check
out the www.baiting.org
)
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| "SalonTech
- Courtney Love does the math" wow, its amazing
how smart some musicians can be.. like, i had no idea Courtney Love
could spell her own name, not to let-lone do this approx. math to figure
out the average wage of a starting band :). this is a surprizingly good
article.. i suggest you read it >:) but ya, this is goes to show
you, that when you pay 20$ for a cd, no more then maybe a buck goes
to the artist.. so, this is what you do.. use Napster to pirate the
album, then send the artist a check for 20$ :). cut out the middle man..
Sent in by: RikeRadio
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| "Cannabis
Royale" heh. Busted, A Marijuana plant, found on
Royal Property :). but ya, as you'll see by the link below, Those Brits
sure love their pot :). Sent in by: Tiny Tim UPDATE: This link now works..
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| "ThisLondon
- Dopey Fans 'too relaxed for fights'" ghahahah.
alright now this is funny.. alright, im not a big fan of soccer, but
im sure a lot of you (my reading public) would be if you knew that at
the championship game there would be cannabis for sale.. Openly available,
now.. i dont even think you had to be 'of drinking age' to aquire any
of this drug.. but ya, they did this to stop the Riots at the end of
the soccer game.. and guess what.. it worked :). everyone was WAY to
high to fight :). Sent in by: LordHighCommander
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| "Famous
Quotes(jpg)" owned. i dont know which one of these
statements rules more.. Local copy here Sent in by: Saint James
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