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|
 "ABCNews
- Man who beat dog, sentenced" 'member that guy
who beat his dog to death, cuz he thought it was gay?... well, guess
what.. he only got 6months in jail........ i hope its one of those high
(penetration) security prisons.. heh 
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| "MSNBC
- In Africa, Worst of AIDS yet to come" *Note to
teens: DONT GOTO AFRICA*
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| "Walters
Mission" alright. this page rules.. apparently some
(ugly)guy.. made a deal with 2 chicks, that if he got 2,000,000 hits
on his website, that they'd agree to sleep with him.. so well, apparently...
he got the hits... so i guess their gonna sleep with him now.. anyway
the content is more then funny, even if it isn't real.. but.. my question
is.. where are the pics of the proof?.. i WANNA SEE SOME BOOBIES~!.
heh
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| "SpaceMoose
- Episode I(in color)" BHWHAHAHAHAHAHAH god.. i love
the spacemoose... Sent in by: Nattyboy
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| "AutoTrader
- Ferrari 355 Spider" alright, when you click this
it wont work.. but i managed to fire up a mirror while it was online..
so here it is.. Local mirror here Sent in by: Tooool
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| "Excite
- AK-47 and Death Treats Win Bride's Hand" hehehe..
this is new.. k, guy can't get a wife. so he threatens her (with death)
and surprizingly she says "yes".. if this happened in North
America, im sure the woman would have preferred death :). heh. Sent in by: Tiny Tim
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| "PulpFictions
- Paper back covers" ahhaah these rule~!.. Sent in by: Perlandra
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| "Single
Man Seeks(jpg)" This ad rules.. course.. if it was
real it would rule more :). Local copy here Sent in by: nadx
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| "ABCNews
- Tiqit's Tiny PC" wow, this is feerful.. more pocket
size computing.. cept this "tiqit" it actually cool :).
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| "KCBSNews
- Gay Pride Weekend in full swing" GAY PRIDE WEEKEND
?~?!?! AND I MISSED IT?~! MY GOD.. ALL THOSE DICKS TO LICK~!..
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| "CNN
- Lobby Group says Anti-scent law stinks" heh. talk
abuot uptight people. alright the people in halifax are getting all
pissy, cuz the gov. there passed a new law stating that you can't wear
cologne or perfume in public, but.. it makes sense, if you think about
it.. we've all stood next to the fat ugly chick who wearing WAY Too
much perfume, on a packed bus.. thats not very pleasant, and im sure
that we've all been around someone who has a *VERY* natural aroma..
(ala Body Odour).. and im sure that this law will eventually gain presidence
in that area aswell... oh well, i believe its a good idea, since im
alergic to a lot of perfumes and colognes anyway..
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| "eBay
- Parts of the Spud Server" hrmm i dunno if this
link will work by the time you check it, but i managed to mirror it
when i saw it.. so ya, apparently that whole "SpudServer"
thing was a hoax, and now their selling off the "Props" oh
well, Local mirror here
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| "Beaterz5(jpg)"
alright.. most riceboi modifications i can understand.. a nice paintjob,
ya.. a nice body package.. sure.. but this...... come'on.. if you gonna
mod up yer car, dont be cheap.. these beaterz guys rule.. check out
there reviews and stuff. click
here.. Local copy here Sent in by: Sain
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| "Aint
it cool News - More On Terminator 3" heheh..
T3? sounds cool... Sent in by: Maxtype
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| "BBSpot
- DonkeyHumper.com Running Out of Cash" bhwhahahahahahahahahahahah
ah ah ah ah Sent in by: Tooool
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| Alright.
most of you noticed that my site was down.. well it wasn't only my site,
but more so every site hosted by my providers ISP.. they figured "upgrading"
all their NT servers to Unix would result in a seamless upgrade.. but
wouldn't ya know it.. they decided to turn them all off at the same
time.. so no one had any connection to the net.. so ya, their gay..
anyway.. heres the update.. .Creator
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| "C|Net
- Napigator" hey all you napster users, check this
shizz out.. its like a non-gay version of napster (not that i use napster)
but ya, its got like way more features and stuff..
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| "JerkCity
- Constantly" UHGAUHGAUHGAUHGUHUAGHGUHGUHAUHAGUHGAUHAGUAHGUGAH
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| "CNN
- Milestone in human genetics to be announched monday"
IS YOUR WATER POISONOUS? THE ANSWER ON THE 11 O'CLOCK NEWS.... fags..
they had to say "we'll tell ya later"..
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| "ZDNet
- Microsofts .Net: Integration to the max" blah
blah blah MS's next stuff will rule your nutz. blah blah blah..
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| "The
Register - Win2k and Me users up creek without a floppy"
whoa, wierd, i've never tried to make a bootable floppy in win2k. nore
can you update your bios stuff from within it.. kinda wierd.. but this
is strictly for security.. Sent in by: Tooool
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| "Funny
Stuff - Unix Error Message" heheh i love
the "Blow" one.. :) hahahahah Sent in by: Spectre
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| "ZDNet
- Media Enforcer" uh oh.. this sounds like
a mean proggy.. alright, if you want to hump0r anyone who's stealing
your songs via napster, (presuming you have a band, and make actually
good songs) with this proggy you can log everything.. song names, ips
of users who are serving your songs, etc.. ) its like a software bundle
of napster owning utils. Sent in by: Maxtype
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|
| "Time
- Got a bone to pick with a Survivor?" great.. all
the monkey's out there are getting upset, cuz people are eating rats
on TV.. hey if these people think its such a bad thing, why not attack
the makers of popular mouse/rat traps?.. i believe those kill more rats/mice
then all of the "survivors" on that island.. oh well.. this
just goes to show ya, that TV is gay..
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| "ZDNet
- MP3.com announces subscription system" hrmm interesting
Idea.. k mp3.com is proposing some kinda "subscription" system
to mp3's.. where as you could pay for a "subscription" to
a list of mp3's and retrieve all those songs, (legitly <- is that
a word?) oh well, it sounds like a neat idea, cept i dunno who'd pay
for mp3s... :).
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| "SomethingAwful
- L-Bonez Rockin You" hehe. too bad that pic looks
a bit too doctored.. but hey.. its a really good photoshop effort. .:)
oh and the content is pretty hilarious too :) |
| "Game-Over.net
- Halo keep alive page" ya, sign up here to make
sure that Halo hits the shelves for PC.. even though, MS hasn't said
that its gonna be cancelled yet, so its a bit preemtive.. |
| "Kahlynn
- Personal Page" THIS IS NOT HOW THE INTERNET SHOULD
BE USED~! DONT DO THIS~! OR THE INTERCOPS WILL BUS' YER ASS FOR BEING
GAY~! Sent in by: Kittyporn
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| "Bear
Rims" oh god.. i couldn't imagine one car that these
wouldn't look gay on... Local copy here Sent in by: biofeedbk
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| "PennyArcade
- I forgot about Dre" wbhahahah ahah a hah ah ahah
ha hahah ah ah ahah haha ha haha ha PennyArcade rules~! Sent in by: Munch
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| "Space.com
- NASA Discovers evidence of water on Mars" wow..
theres a big surprize.. didn't they discover ice caps on the poles like
15years ago?.. and possible "river's" ages ago?. no big surprize
to me.. Sent in by: Maxtype
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| Oh
ya... I'm baq.. and wouldn't ya know it.. first day im gone.. and my
server crashes.. god damnit.. i really gotta unfuck that box.. cuz it
seems that whenever i leave, or stop paying attention to it, it crashes..
or.. it fucks something else up.. oh well.. im back. and the sites updated,
oh and for those of you who are gonna email me asking "hows was
the trip" heres the run down.. 3days of no Alergy medication, no
bathing suit(boxers substituded nicely), Lots of beer (more then god
intended man to intake over his lifetime) and a group of redneck hicks,
who wouldn't stop smoking pot.. oh and i got like 3rd degree sunburns
on 90% of my body.. (dont worry, the important 10% was saved). .Creator
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| "MacCentral
- Microsoft Acquires Bungie Software" alright, every
man out there knows what "Halo" is.. and because of this acquizition
the development of it might be put in jeopardy... Microsoft claims that
they are purchasing Bungie for Strict X-Box development.. which might
mean the end of Halo for the PC.. *sigh*..
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| "Microsoft
- Windows Millenium Edition Release to Manufacturing" blah
blah blah WE OWN YOU blah blah blah.. |
| "SpaceMoose
- Orgasm" bhwhahahahahah Space Moose owns my azz...
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| "Anti-porn
Online - Shutdown" and this is why Stileproject
sucks.. so many monkeys check it, and live his dream.. but what they
dont realize is that they are simply the cows being led onto the killing
floor.. he's herding you... and it will be your turn to die soon.. err,
i mean.. heh..
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| "BigMouthBilly
- Happy" ehhee. more fun with flash.. Sent in by: gid
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| "JoeCartoon
- Cat-a-pult" OMGOM GOM OM GOM GOM OMOOM GOM OMMMOMM
OMG OGM JoeCartoon owns me~!. you have to check this little flash game
out.. Sent in by: Tooool
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"ABCNews
- Microsoft Case a Joke" heh. you must read this..
its perfect..
Virtually since the beginning of the trial, though, Jackson has brushed aside every request and argument made by Microsoft, and sided enthusiastically with the U.S. Department of Justice. When it came time to set Microsoft’s punishment, Jackson simply rubber-stamped the verdict written for him by Justice’s attorneys, complaining only that the feds didn’t break Microsoft into enough pieces.Sent in by: Pyber
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| "Scifi.ign
- Movies so bad you shouldn't watch them sober"
the sad part is.. i've seen "The Ice Cream man"... *shuddeR* |
| "ContraCosta
Times - Boy, 9, is suspended from school over contents of note"
god.. this is getting a little picky.. "HE WROTE THE WORD GUN IN
A NOTE~!. QUICK KILL HIM BEFORE HE CORRUPTS THE OTHER CHILDREN~!" |
| "RedMeat
- OvenCleaner" ghahahahah. typical RedMeat Style
:).
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| "TheBench
- shaved ass monkey's" ehehehahhah |
| "LunarCorp
Home Page" mm Feer the intelligent robots of the
future.. :). Sent in by: Maxtype
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| "Win
a Shower with Jesus" bwahahahhahahahahahahah Sent in by: Skoo
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| "Instant
Attitudes - Largest street gang" hehe owned.. Sent in by: _Run
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| "ABCNews
- Man convicted for Killing Dog" huh huh.. me thinks
my dog is gayer then me.. i better own his ass before he tries to mount
me~!. huh.. ya, that'll get'em~
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"MSNBC
- Sex-a-thon Webcast hoists red flags" hehe, you've
gotta read this~.. :).
— In an unprecedented online display of sexual excess, a California company plans to Webcast a competition in which five women will attempt to earn $1 million by breaking the “world record” for consecutive sexual partners. The event also is being billed as an AIDS charity and “safe sex” awareness event – a claim that angers public health authorities who contend that casual sex on such a scale is inherently risky.
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| "ZDNet
- Radioshack to put logon on the moon" god, what
the hell happened to the old Radio shack.. where you could wonder in,
and find enough parts lying around to build a small robot.. now.. you
go into a radioshack, and you can buy 1) an assy Compaq computer, 2)
an assy Remote Control Car or 3) any lame software title ever made..
*sigh* i want my old radio shaq baq.
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| "Playstation
Online - Farewell Playstation 2, we hardly knew ye"
bah~ looks like we North Americans will never see any of the Playstation
2's this side of the border. oh and their recalling all of their units
in Japan.. looks like a serious screw up.. Sent in by: ^_ToXiC_^
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| "JokeWallpaper
- Microsoft Survivor" bhahahahahahahahah more fun
stuff from jokewallpaper.. Sent in by: Munch
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| "Not
Enough Space to Delete(gif)" god, you'd think they
would have fixed this problem in Win2k.. Local copy here Sent in by: Ellis_dee
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| ah
yes.. vacation time yet again.. cept this time im going north, instead
of south.. but ya, im leaving tonight, and i'll be baq on sunday/monday
:). oh the cottage life.. i have missed the.. see ya monday~ oh, and
if my home network doesn't fail, this page should auto-update :). .Creator
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| "MSNBC
- A Walk On The Wild Side" hahahah a FAQ for those
people who have VERY Sexual Mates.. and uyhm those who like S&M
and stuff, its pretty funny :). but it answered a lot of my questi...
err.. you didn't read that.. |
| "Excite
- Gates Still the Richest Man in the World" blah
blah blah... money is good.. blah blah blah.. |
| "Time
Magazine - The Lure of Ecstasy" OOOoOoOOh a nice
little article posing possible benefits of the Rave drug "Ecstasy"..
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| "UserFriendly
- Cooling Suppositories" hahahahahahahahahah Sent in by: Munch
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| "Search
Bastard - The Next Generation of Search Engines"
OMG YOU MUST GO NOW~! Sent in by: gid
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| "NRAHQ
- Artists Contest Winners" wtg.... no one who drew
a gun won.. GAY~ Sent in by: Smeagol
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| "StarNews
- Hidden past sheds light on ex-IQuest chief's odd ways"
hehe.. read all about this bizzare wanna be scandle, it mostly revolves
around an assumed identity, so its like the plot of a cool movie, only
you have to read it, isntead of watching it, and its real life, not
some a-lame movie. Sent in by: Witz
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| "MSNBC
- Microsoft-tied groups report 'weird' incidents"
OoOooOoooOO THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU STEAL TECHNOLOGY FROM ALIENS~!..
YOU THINK WINDOWS 95 WAS MADE BY BILL GATES?~ WELL YOUR WRONG, DAMN
WRONG!. ITS ALL ALIEN TECHNOLOGY, THAT WAS REVERSE ENGINEERED FROM AN
ANAL PROBE BILL GATES RECOVERED FROM HIS BUM! AFTER AN ENCOUNTER WITH
A "FLYING WINDOW"
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| "DoomWorld
- The Chainsaw That modeled for Doom" bhwhahahhh
"NOW YOU TOO CAN SEE THE CHAINSAW THAT STARTED THE FPS MARKET~!."
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| "eBay
- Speedracer Mach 5" wow, this is legit.. i feer..
and its only a mear $120,000.00.. Local mirror here
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| "Excite
- Scout Leader Accused of Bondage" oh god.. what
kind of child says "tie me up? blindfold me? carve a 'T' into my
chest? Sure.." god.. don't these kids know anything about insebordination..
"HELL NO~" or "AFTER YOU" would have been my responce
:). or maybe just a swift kick in the nutz.. oh wait. this guy liked
S&M, he'd prolly like the whole "kicking in the nutz"
thing.
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| "Bangedup
- Unknown ownage(jpg)" bhahahahahahahhahahaha haha
ha ha hah.. yet another wonderful picture.. of perfect ownership.. oh,
and this does show nudity, so if your boss or any kids are around, dont
click this :). Local copy here Sent in by: Pispot
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| "Atomic
Energy of Canada - Kids page" hehe, this was one
of the last companies that *should* have a "kids" page, well,
the NSA doesnt' need one either... Sent in by: Smeagol
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