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July 7th
"PennyArcade - Daily Radar Slam" ... owned ...

"Sun-Sentinel News - Crimes by seniors escalate" the elderly are getting older, and more pissed off.. if i were you, i'd run from every senior you see.. or maybe.. you should kill them while they sleep.. uuh.. wait.. i didn't type that..

"HerbalVibes - Free Sex Drugs" ghahahahahah "ORGASM IN A BOTTLE, GET YOURS TODAY~!" eheheh.. god.. i wonder if they actually make money off this kinda junk.. like, how much snake oil can one man use, before he notices that its snake oil..

"Yahoo - Teacher Gags 70 kids to keep them quite" uh.. they sure do things differently in Agentina.. but ya, i can easily understand this teachers rational. since, i know how annoying kids can be.. (i was one of the most annoying kids on the planet in my day :). hehe.
Sent in by: Tiny Tim
"The Encyclopedia of Lesbian Movie Scenes" OMG i've found the holy grail of the internet.. this is the greatest site every created.. im in awe..
Sent in by: Sain
"UserFriendly - Annette?" ehheeh
Sent in by: Munch
"Urban Myths: Scare Mail: Internet Tax Bill 602P" Ghahahahahahh read this.. its so fake, i can't believe that some people would actually take this seriously. like how would they get records on email use anyway? especially when theres free email cervix's out there (ala, Hotmail, Juno, etc) im sure those free companies wouldn't want to hire an entire team to keep track of how many emails you've sent :).
Sent in by: _Psychic_
 
July 6th
"Theforce.net - Bad Dudes, Episode V" hehe. some of the best flash :). plus. its a spoof of Star Wars.. so it owns.

"Yahoo - Need a Video Screen? Print One Out" heh. wow. i can't wait for all this cool technology to come out.. anyway, this sounds neato, apparently Seiko (the guys who make watches) have come up with some feersome ideas, k, they have this type of paper, that when you run a current (voltage) through it, it changes colors in certain areas, which means..... it could easily be used as a computer monitor, read about it, its VERY feersome.
"www.fag.com" uh huh.. i think this German Ball Bearing company should have looked into their name means in different languages :). hehe. cuz i bet they could sell this domain to some gay pr0n site for millions :). heheh

"SuperCars - Past and Present" *SPOOGE* take alook at the "2000 Dodge TNT King Snake Viper" .. my nutz are exploding..

"Penis Pros" Ghahahahahahha I LOVE THE FLAG FLYING OFF THAT GUYS DILLY~!.. heheh. sorry i had to post this link :).
Sent in by: _Loki
"The Bench - My friends Robs' Crappy computer" hahahhahaah, the bench ruleS~!.
Sent in by: treaps
"The Absolute worst things you can say to a police officer" Dont try these.. you'll end up in jail, or on the recieving end of a police baton... heh
Sent in by: Tiny Tim
"Humanoider Roboter Von Honda" hehe "The Future of the Real Doll"...
Sent in by: _Psychic_
 
July 5th
"Glam Name Generator" bqwhahahahhahaha.. i stuck in my name, and this is what my "Glam Name" is :). "Nova Sparklepants" hahahahah

"405: The Movie" hehe, download this little movie, and check it out.. course.. it requires some gay codec (the new divx junk) which is also available from this site.. so ya, grab it all, its only 8megs (or so)

"3DActionPlanet - The Action Gaming Test: Doom" hahaha. if you played doom, and got addicted like i did (and the rest of the population) you'll love this, it tests your "knowledge of doom" like not just "what color was the Imp in Doom2" but like hard stuff. its pretty leet, oh and i scored a 17, which means im hardcore :).
"Pardon Me Officer, While i Finish my beer(jpg)" this guy rules.. i dunno who he is.. but he's got style :).
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"Think Donut(red)" OMG OMGMG OMMGOMGOMGOMG This rules for a baqround.. oh, and heres links to the other colors. orange, green, blue, purple, black, and red.
Sent in by: Uriel_5
"The Des Moines Register - Man faces jail time for stapling cat" .... the worst part is, he ment to do it.. and he not only stapled the cat, he stabbed it and stuff.. god.. there are some wierd people out there with pets..
Sent in by: IkeTurner
"Neighbor-Sex" haha, this owns.. k, some guy, has noisy neighbours.. and not just *noisy*, but like *loud sex noisy*.. so he documents it, and posts it to his website :). well worth the time, check it out. :).
Sent in by: MikeJ
 
July 4th
Happy independance day (to those american viewers)..
.Creator

"MSNBC - Gore and Ventura, whats behind this relationship?" ghahahahah.. i can just see it now "VICE PRESIDENT VENTURA~!" hahaah. i'd vote for Gore if Ventura was his Cabnet

"C|net - Hacker may have endangered astronauts" hhehe. this can't be good for NASA's image :). "uhm yes, we can put a man on the moon, but we can't keep our network secure" ofcourse.. it can't be easy when your network is stretched over like 180million miles :\..
Gross said NASA has numerous fail-safe measures to ensure communications, "but it shows the potential hackers have for doing some real damage to NASA's mission and astronaut safety."
In the past year, NASA has experienced more than 500,000 cyberattacks, the report said.
"Everybody knows if there's a problem at Houston, a potential vulnerability or someone is able to supersede the system we set up, that's dangerous," Gross said.
Thas'alota'taqz.. 'course, they prolly consider a port scan an attaq ~
"ABCNews - Eight Killed in Pearl Jam Stampede" this just proves that, Danish people have no taste in music.. like i dont get it.. Pearl Jam sucks.. why would you rush a stage just to see Eddy Veders ugly melon?.. i hope that Pearl Jam breaks up over this, and we never hear another song by them..
"PolyCount - Mr.T Skin for Q3A" This RULES!~

"ZDNet - Apple may exterminate round mouse" the skinny on this article is pretty much this.. "Wow, we here at apple are really sorry for releasing such a gay keyboard and mouse with our current line of mac's so.. we're gonna make all you people out there, have to buy an entire new set.. just so you can be *happy* with your mac.. " heh..
Sent in by: Servo
"e-Quill : Creator's whacked ass links" ghahahahahhahah now this is something new.. now you can graffiti your favorite website and send it to people :). oh, this is the link you need if you wanna do that. Click here.
Sent in by: Tooool
 
July 3rd
"MSNBC - Let them eat shakes" great, now the frenchy's in France are rejecting american customs.. just like the quebecs over here rejecting us english people.. ugh.. oh well.. this just goes to show that french people suck..

"MSNBC - Microbots could play a biotech role" heh. more on these neato microbots, that can be used in surgeries and stuff..
THE MICROROBOTS, fabricated from gold and a type of polymer that can conduct an electrical current, could literally dance on the head of a pin. They measure about 670 micrometers long and 170 to 240 micrometers wide. Stacked side by side, more than 100 of them could crowd within an inch.
“The technologies we use to fabricate them are similar to photolithography in the chip industry,” Edwin W.H. Jager, a researcher at Sweden’s Linköpings University, told MSNBC.com. Jager and two colleagues, Olle Inganäs and Ingemar Lundström, described their work in Friday’s issue of the journal Science.

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"OCTools - Overclocking using Florinert" wierd... more Overclocking news, but these guys used some cool stuff from 3M (anyone who's ever done anything using any of 3M's stuff, knows that 3M makes the best stuff on the planet) but ya, long story short, they used some liquid Nitrogen aswell.. so its worth the read :).
"MutantWatch - Are you a mutant(quiz)" this is a *VERY* short quiz, and its actually pretty funny, here's my results..
Mutation Probability: EXTREMELY HIGH
There is an extremely high probability that you are a mutant. Report any other known mutants now. The Genetically Pure Patriot Brigade will be in contact soon.

"Snake" alright, this is almost to vulgar for me to post, but im gonna do it anyway.. this is just to teach all you kids to watch out for snakes when your camping.. but ya. all you youngins dont bother opening this link, cuz it might be a bit inappropriate..
Sent in by: Servo
"Wired - Welcome to Sealand, Now Bugger Off" heh, more on Sealand (that place where hax0rs and warez kids can go and be lawfree).
Sent in by: Flatline
"Rock103 - Picture of the week(School Lane)" ghahahaha, silly americans, dont know how to spell.. :).
Sent in by: gid
 
July 2nd
Hey everybody, we here at Whacked Ass Links, have our first semi-nude viewer~!. and after she pledged her love for me and my site, she took this nice little picture of herself.. check her out.. she's a little hottie too.. im not gonna post her name cuz she might get embarrassed ;) anyway. here it is.. Click here Oh, and keep those nekkid pics coming~!
.Creator
UPDATE: This link now works
"ABCNews - Hackers Strike Dreamcast Games" heh, looks like the only console that was "hack proof" couldn't stay afloat in this hacker hungry world.. apparently some pirating group "utopia" found out how to bust the encryption on the games, and make a boot rom so that the Dreamcast can read regular cd's.. sounds pretty feersome.. looks like Sega will be running into the same problems that Sony was running into with their Playstation game piracy..
UPDATE: you can also read a similar article on C|net. Click here
"YahooNews - Cops seek mugger armed with toaster" bwhahhahahahahahahahah WITH A TOASTER~!. bwehahahahhah

"MSNBC - Canada to get graphic tobacco labels" *shudder* Warning the image at the top of this page is kinda grotesque.. great.. i dont understand my government.. alright, they make millions of dollars a year from Cigarette taxes.. why are they trying to stop people from smoking.. i dont get it.. Smoking will kill you, but so will the abuse of many other substances (ie, alcohol).. i just hope they dont start sticking labels of destroyed kidney's and green stomaches on my whiskey labels..
"ABCNews - Hostage Crisis Ends Peacefully" a hostage situation at Disneyland?.. what will they think of next?.. knowning disney, they'll prolly make a live action movie ride based on it, and make millions..
Sent in by: Uriel_5
"IGN - Tick TV" God this looks gay.. why ruin a perfectly good Cartoon, with an ass Live Action one..
Sent in by: obScUruS
"ESPN - PETA has issues with Green Bay nickname" heheheh. some Vegetarian group is getting all mad with the "Green Bay Packers" (packers is implying their Meat Packing History). so.. they want them to change their name to something a bit more "fruity" like..
The letter from PETA vegetarian campaign coordinator Bruce Friedrich suggests making the team the Green Bay "Pickers," referring to picking fruits, vegetables and other crops, or possibly the Green Bay "Six-Packers," referring to the state's brewing history.
"We've been the Packers since 1919, and this is the first time anyone has suggested that we change our name," Harlan said in reply. "We like our name, our tradition.
Sent in by: Tooool
"Great Moments in Science - Sex and Allergies" ghahah.. i can't believe that some people are actually allergic to Semen.. ahhhehahh. anyway, this is actually very enlightening.. so check it out
Sent in by: Witz
 
July 1st
"Intel Announces Pentium 4" hrmm Code named Williamette? wasn't that the codename of the i32 chip? (the genuine 32bit chip from intel?) oh well.. blah blah.. technology is good.. blah blah..

"BBCNews - Tiny robots flex their plastic muscles" mmm these little things are the next hottest thing since Nanites.. but.. since nanites are not gonna be around for awhile, i guess these little guys will be our friends.. anyway. it sounds pretty neat.. especially the applications for these things.. check it out
"IBMNews - IBM Builds world's fastest supercomputer to simulate nuclear testing for U.S." wait wait wait.. they made this supercomputer to do what? simulate nuclear testing?.. how much more testing do they have to do? anyway, my real gripe is... that their wasting all this cool technology on testing.. why dont they throw up a Quakeserver or something.. now that would be cool..
"MSNBC - Productiopn begins on next 'Star Wars'" blah blah blah star wars ep2 is in production. blah blah blah..

"Seatle Times - Inventor building rocket in back yard" alright, this guy is k-rad.. k, first he's 44 years old, over wieght, and he's building a rocket, in which he plans on making it into space with.. oh and to clarify that, he's gonna be in this craft.. i dunno what to say.. it sounds a bit rich.. but.. chances are he'll never get h0ff the ground since he needs to get a permit to launch his "craft".. so stay tuned for his launch :).
Sent in by: Pyber
"How to wash your dog" OMG, i never knew washing a dog was this easy?~!?.. and this... is the biggest waste of the internet...
Sent in by: Toooool
"Voodoo5 Preview" hjeheh. nothing like poking more fun at the expense of 3DFX.. :). heheh.. the screenshots rule my nutz~!
Sent in by: Biofeedbk
"Zonkie2000 - Atari Ad" bhahahahhaha.. "Because dirty old men are cheap" bwhahhahahahahahahha
Sent in by: Atlaz