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 "Be
Dope News" OMGOMOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOGMOMGGOMGOMGO
i love their T-Shirt.. i've gotta have one :). anyway this is yet another
new News site that actually features funny news.. cept, they actually
write their own articles.. So fuck CNN check out Be Dope News...  
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| "CNN
- Nuclear bomb parts at weapons plant near Denver, Colorado, used as
paperwieght" hehe, this would be the coolest Desktop
nick-nack.. think about it.. say you have a client in... and you have
1/2 a compression chamber for a nuclear bomb sitting on your desk, full
of candy.. that would be the coolest ice breaker.. :). hehe. I"LL
TAKE TWO~!
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| "LoveMe
- Evelin" I dont know why this one is still available..
she's actually attractive, and she speaks "Good Engrish"..
Look out ladies, the Russians are takin over yer men~! |
| "Top
Ten Drug using Cartoon suspects" heheh. all the
cartoons from my childhood.. hell. i'll admit.. i loved watching the
smurfs.. they ruled.. But uhm.. i still have a thing for Blue skinned
chick in long blonde hair.. heh.. Sent in by: Smeagol
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| "Yahoo
- Priest Nabbed in Miami Prostitution Sting" BHAHAHAHAHAH
"Though shalt never give into temptation".. well, this guy
did.. and go busted :). hehe. Sent in by: Myth2
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| "Yahoo
- Ecstasy Smuggling Lands Bulgarian in Tight Spot"
ehhe. what would have been funnier is, if while he was being intarogated,
if he started to sweat, and his body started to absorb the ecstasy in
which it was surrounded by.. and he started to like, dry hump the security
guards.. oh well.. thats how it would have happened in my world :).
Sent in by: Tiny Tim
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| "Internet
Searches(jpg)" hehe.. nice ad.. :). Local copy here Sent in by: Clouds
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| <scary
noises> OoOooOOooO Thursday the 13th... OoOoOooo </scary noises> .Creator
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"SpaceNews
- Researchers See Helium-3 as perfect fuel source"
feer...
Researchers and space enthusiasts see helium 3 as the perfect fuel source: extremely potent, nonpolluting, with virtually no radioactive by-product. Proponents claim it’s the fuel of the 21st century. The trouble is, hardly any of it is found on Earth. But there is plenty of it on the moon."Virtually no radioactive by-product"...... Right.....
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"Yahoo
- Heinz to roll out Green Ketchup for Kids" what
the hell?.. Green Ketchup?.. you've got to be kidding me...
Called EZ Squirt, the product is designed to appeal to kids, who selected the color in focus groups.Wait.. what i dont get is... if Adults are hung up on colors.. then why are they changing it to make it more appealing to kids?.. Or is it because the Government is trying to make us acustom to the color Green, so they can release the news that they actually found Green Aliens on mars, and their going to take over the earth?.. you never know.. Watch the skies..
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| "FuckEminem.com"
ghahahah an entire website dedicated to the hatred of Eminem.. I love
it~!.. oh and read the song~ hahahahahah
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| "Get
Fuzzy - Canadian Nick Names" only the a-lame sports
celebrities have nick names that end in "IE" though.. and
thats only becuase the general (sports watching) public can't think
of anything creative. so they just resort to the "name + IE" formula.. Sent in by: Munch
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| "50
Fun things to do on exams" I should go back to school
just to use some of these.. they rule.. :). bhahahahhahah Sent in by: Smeagol
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| "Road
Rage Test" ACK~! i got 32 points~!.. this just goes
to show you, that what i've been yelling at people for years is true.
"GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME.." heh.. Sent in by: Tiny Tim
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| "Hope
Pharmaceuticals - Sal-Tropine" uhm.. if you have
a drooling problem, you shouldn't be looking towards pharmaceuticals..
you should look towards the revolver section in Walmart heh.. Sent in by: Hee-la
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| "CNN
- Missile Silo Blasts into Cold War past" yeah,
so the US Government blew up one of its own Missile Silos..... Yeah..
Right.. Does anyone else see a Conspiracy... Im surprized that the press
release didn't read "AIR BALLOON CRASH LANDS INTO MISSILE SILO"
infact, if you look really really close at the picture for this article..
you can see little green men, hiding behind the tall grass in the background..
you have to look close.. BUT I MUST SAY ITS A CONSPIRACY.~!
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| "Morons.org
- Self Pollution" alright, i hate doing this, but
this is yet another good article from Morons.org.. (ya, i posted an
article yesterday from the same domain..) but this ones about Self Pollution
(aka Masterbation) hehe.. and its pretty funny :). |
| "Wu-Hick
Name Generator" eheh, more fun with CGI... cept
i think im gonna have to change my real name to my Wu-Hick name cuz
it rules soo much.. and for your viewing pleasure, is my Wu-Hick name
"Fred Yo White Chocolate Lovah". ahhahahaha.. |
| "PennyArcade
- Chip Clips" BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHa |
| "PGSS
Sign for SNATCH" Uuuuuh.. huh.. im obviously thinking
of a different meaning of this word.. huh.. I just love the hand jesture
:). Sent in by: Smeagol
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| "Boink
da Plush!" God... there are some Freaky people out
there... Complete with Movie clips of his attrocities.... Sent in by: Data Disruptor
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| "ABC.net
- Mighty Mouse made in Lab" i can see how this would
be useful in todays societies.. "Oh yea.. Everyone likes rats...
i have an idea, lets make them twice aslarge as they are normally. People
will love that~!.. WHAT A GREAT IDEAR" heh.. Sent in by: Witz
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| "The
Worlds Smallest Website" God damnit, they stole
my idea.... :\ |
| "ZDNet
- Sexiest Cameras on the Internet" mmm poon.. err.
i mean.. ya.. |
| "Morons.org
- Moronic Articles" hehe, more on the Survivor "Rat
Eating/Fish Eating" Episode (well, i'll call it an episode cuz
it doesn't really classify as anythine else).. |
| "Go
Ask Alive - Inexperienced 23yr old" this guys 23
years old? and he doesn't know how to kiss?.. well, as anyone over 15
should know, all you have to do, is when your about to touch lips, you
grab her by the back of the head, and just start ferociously licking
her face.. and no matter what she does... DONT STOP.. (this is one of
these "No" means "Yes" kinda games).. heh. Sent in by: Toool
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| "BCCNews
- Blade Runner Riddle Solved" alright, everyone
should know what Blade Runner is.. if you dont.. kill yourself now..
cuz our world means nothing to you.. (or, you could just rent it, and
watch it 20times) anyway.. The long debate of whether Deckard (Harrison
Ford) was a replicant has been solved.. im not gonna ruin it.. so check
it out yourself. Sent in by: Nadx
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| "Warning
Signs Your Child Might Be a Goth" bhahaha. this
rules~! Sent in by: Data Disruptor
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| "Yahoo
- Students Dance Skills prove Deadly" where the
hell is caracus?? oh. its in Venezuela.. hehe anyway, this just goes
to show... if your a chick magnet, always watch your back.. cuz theres
always some jealous m0f0 wanting to scuff your puma's.. :). Sent in by: Tiny Tim
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| "GamePC
- Windows Me vs. Windows 2000" thinking of upgrading?.
not sure which new Windows OS to choose (or maybe you should look into
Linux? :). heh.. anyway this is a pretty good article which explains
the pro's and con's of each OS.. not too shabby, but i think i'll stick
with Win2k heh.
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| "The
Adventures of Rice-Boy and his Dog Mugen" anyone
out there sick and tired of all those Civic's with thier Muffler'Louden'ers,
well join the club.. (cept, this guy feels the way i do about it, if
it actually helps with performance, then its Ok, but if its just for
asthetics, then its gay).
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| "Eagles(jpg)"
hehe. owned... Local copy here
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| "PennyArcade
- Diablo2 has arrived" ghahahahahahahahha Sent in by: Munch
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| "BrokenPixel
- One Hackin' iMac" i can't plead to you (my viewer)
that smoking around your computer is bad for it... infact its worse
then it is for you.. it clogs up your fans, creates a heat insulating
layer (of tar, and nicotine) over every piece of PCB in your computer.
this bad stuff could end up costing your computer its life.. please
consider this before smoking around your PC.. (although, if you own
an iMac, i incourage you to smoke around it, since it will put the "happy
mac" out of its misery.. Sent in by: Tooool
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| "New
Cop Shop is Doughnut Heaven(jpg)" heheh.. a cop
station, in a donut shop?.. seems a bit too funny to be true.. :). Local copy here Sent in by: Tiny Tim
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"IBFT
- /Mode #IBFT -o+b Danielle" you know, i've read
alot of these "I Bleed For This?" stories (all legit in my
mind) but none has ment more to me then this one.. This kid is so angry
at the world (And at the general "idiot" majority) thats it
comical, i can understand everything he means, cuz i've been there,
and done that.. (well, im still feeling dirty for many of the things
i've done, i didn't have the smarts to get out when he did.. but alas..
no ones perfect..) heres some paste so that you'll know what im talking
about..
She was not at all what I expected. But it's okay, because I hardly have a hang-up on appearances. As long as all the vital organs are intact, i'm a happy guy. She was Italian, and a bit taller than me. It was cold outside, yet she was wearing very short shorts, and stockings that went above her knee, but never reached her shorts. I guess she was making some kind of fashion statement. *shrug* I am too much of a white male. She was also wearing these shoes that looked very uncomfortable, and I asked her why she would want to make herself suffer. She replied that they were fashionable and that they really were not uncomfortable. I shrugged and went about my simpleton ways.Sent in by: Iscariot
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| alright,
so i watched Gone in 60 Seconds the other day.. and i have to say, i
was expecting a bit more, but overall it was a pretty good movie.. except
the "Low Rider" Scene. i didn't get that, and it seemed to
rob the movie of its own dignity.. oh well, see it if you like Car chase
movies. cuz some of the chases are ok :). hehe. .Creator
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| "Gaijin
a go-go" this site boxes my nutz (my nutz = ()(),
a box = [ ], this site [ ()() ]) hehe. anyway, your favorite American
Movie Stars in Japanese Commercials.. make sure you check out the Leonardo
de Caprio one, cuz its nice.. heh.. |
| "Tips
on Dating the Stoner Boy" ghahahahahahaha.. oh i
know people who get suckered into these kinds of relationships.. <girl>
Oh look, he's soo cool.. and hot.. but he smokes pot.. :\.. oh well,
i'll go and hit on him and become his gf.. <pothead> he heh, pass
the doobie.. |
| "SnowCraft
- Flash Snowball fight game" oh great.. it requires
me to upgrade my Flash Extensions.. gay... but ya, its another good
use of flash, and yet this is the kinda stuff thats filling the internet
up with useless information.. (but it sure is fun~!) Sent in by: Tiny Tim
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| "Pickering
in the Pub" YAYA, yet another Flaming Homosexual
Site~!. (well, its not gay in the sense where you have 2 men having
sex.. but its just a-lame..) anyway, check it out, even though its not
worth the click.. but im sure we can fill the forums up with complaints
about the site. (General Discussion Forum) hehe. Sent in by: LordHighCommander
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| "JerkCity
- The Poo Button" you know, you can't put Rands
and Pants in the same cartoon and not laugh at it.. its impossible.
they both rule.. Sent in by: RankinBoy
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"Come
do it at the h2k Orgy" hehe the Phreaking and Hacking
Orgy. this page rules.. heres a little paste.. (any more and it would
ruin the site for all you readers :). hehe.
Why an orgy?Sent in by: Toool
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| "CNN
- Man thinks he married Mother, ends up with Daughter"
you crazy americans...... i dont see where you can find a relative sexually
attractive....
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| "Unamerican
Activities - The Cause that Refreshes" finally they've
gotten around to updating their webpage and they've even added a bunch
of things to their online catalog.. check it out, their T-Shirts rule
:).
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| "DJ
Crank(jpg)" WHAT THE HELL?~! Local copy here
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| "Candy
from Japan" MMM JEAH POUR THAT CREME COLON ALL OVER
MY MOUTH.. MMM JEAH~! hehe. i love Translations gone arise :). but the
"bitter and white" bar is my fav :).. Sent in by: Spectre
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"Microsoft
Support - Computer Randomly Plays Classical Music"
now this is just a wierd bug.. but i just have to ask you all.. "Is
your computer safe?" hehe.
During normal operation or in Safe mode, your computer may play "Fur Elise" or "It's a Small, Small World" seemingly at random. This is an indication sent to the PC speaker from the computer's BIOS that the CPU fan is failing or has failed, or that the power supply voltages have drifted out of tolerance. This is a design feature of a detection circuit and system BIOSes developed by Award/Unicore from 1997 on.Sent in by: gid
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| "Shoplifters(jpg)"
hehe, i can totally see this being in some "Antique"
(aka, Junk store) in texas.. Local copy here Sent in by: Tiny Tim
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| "Racing
Finger(mpg)" k, i dont see why this is so absurd..anyone
who watches British Touring Car Championship knows that this kinda stuff
is tame for their circuit, infact, i recall seeing Rickard Ridell (my
fav. BTCC driver) jumping out of his car, charging (some other mo who
cut him off in the previous race) grabbing the victims helmet, and smashing
it (with his head still inside) against his car :). hehe.. God i love
racing.. Sent in by: Atlaz
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