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 Oh
god.. if yer lactose intolerant NEVER eat 1/2 a party size pizza all
by yourself.. I AM SO SICK ~!(and stupid)... OH AND MY FUCKING INTERNET
PROBLEM HASN"T BEEN TOTALLY FIXED YET SO MOST OF YOU KIDS WONT
SEE THIS UPDATE UNTIL THOSE STUPID PRICK BASTARDS AT PRIMUS.CA
GET OFF THEIR FAT NUTZ AND FIX MY SHIZZ... oh well, i suck.. i hate
the internet.. and i hate the fags who make it not work... *sigh*..
anywya.. enjoy.. (DIE STUPID COMMIE PRIMUS BASTARDS~!).Creator  
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| "CD
Zapping" k, i know like 90% of you *CANT* try this
athome, so just admire the neato visuals... (unless... you happen to
have a Tesla Coil kicking around in your Garage.... :). heh.. |
"Yahoo
- House Targets Persistent Internet 'Spammers'"
blah blah blah.. Spam is bad.. Blah blah blah...
The measure, passed 427-1, would require unsolicited e-mail to be identified as such and to include a valid return address so recipients could opt out of receiving the messages. It would set a penalty for those who continue to send junk e-mail after an individual asks for it to stop. |
| "JoeCartoon
- JoeFish" Expect only the best from Joe Cartoon..
hehe.. cept' this one's a bit more sadistic then his regular Gerbil
fun.. heh.. *click it*
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| "Cow
Fun Fur Computer Case(jpg)" k, anyone who knows
anythig about static electricity knows, that its bad for computers (oh,
memories of gr.9 tech class... *sigh*) anyway, anyone who knows anything
about fun fur will know that it creates large amounts of static electricity
(And it insulates heat.. i dunno who would want to make a computer case
out of it... oh well, it looks funny atleast... Local copy here Sent in by: Setuseer
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| "PennyArcade
- Balls" bhahahahahahah,.. Sent in by: Munch
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| "www.Faggotry.com"
Uhm.. if your at work.... DONT GO HERE.. if you have kids around you..
DONT GO HERE.. anyway.. its kidna wierd/wierd... so ya.. oh, and if
you dont like male nudity.... uhm DONT GO HERE>. anyway.. you should
just NOT CLICK THAT LINK~.. Sent in by: Skoo
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| Oh,
and it looks like service today has been intermittant.. so i dont know
what the hell is going on.. im getitng really sick and tired of Stupid
admins "fixing" my problems.. there was never a "problem"
until they thought they had to "fix".. Stupid admins are the
root of all evil.. .Creator
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| "MSNBC
- Man allegedly advertised on Net to get daughter kidnapped, raped"
Wierd... Freaky americans... i'm afraid of americans........
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| "InternetNews
- Failing Freewwweb Folds" Hrmm.. looks like the
first of the "Free Web Providers" has fallen.. i expect more
to follow...
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| "Atheists
for Jesus" you wanna read something Confusing?..
read the "What is an Atheist for Jesus"... my brain aches...
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| "Something
Awful - Survivor Day 6" BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAhA Sent in by: Disruptor
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| "Slashdot
- Slashdot Meets X-Men" a nice little review on
the Blockbusta Smash0r Hit~ (se)X-Men@#.. anyway, there are some spoilers..
so if you havn't seen the movie, and your really anal about "spoilers"
dont read this.. heh.. Sent in by: Nadx
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| "BombShirt(jpg)"
heheh. nice shirt :). Local copy here Sent in by: Tiny Tim
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"Coming
Attractions - Godzilla 2000" God.. as if the remake
wasn't bad enough.... heres another one.... i wonder if its gonna be
a "Straight-to-Video Release".. *sigh* even the plot sounds
gay..
Premise: Yuji Shinoda, Japan's leading authority on Godzilla, is working on a way to predict when the great monster will next show up. When Godzilla next shows up he attacks some of the country's main energy-producing centers, leading Shinoda and his associate to suspect Godzilla might have a method behind his madness. After an attack at a nuclear power plant an amazing turn of events occur: a recently-discovered 200 meter wide rock found off the coast of Japan flies towards Godzilla. When the outer covering of the rock is blasted away by the big green guy a metallic UFO-like craft is revealed -- and it begins to fight Godzilla!gay gay gay.. Sent in by: Toool
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| Oh
yeah, back online... God.. im getting sick and tired of admins at Primus
(My Webspace Providers ISP) forgetting how things work.. "<primus
admin> hrmm.. well, this cable goes to Technine..... lets re-crimp
the cable... *snip* uuh,.. oops.. uhm.. someone do something....."
Fuck, so ya, im sorry for the outage, and i'd love to say that it wont
happen again, but... there are ALOT of idiots out there with cable cutters,
so i can't gurantee anything.. .Creator
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| "CNN
- Collapse of Philippine garbage dump, Kills 31"
ANOTHER LIFE LESSON~ NEVER BUILD YOUR HOUSE ON A PILE OF SHIZZ.. CUZ
ITS GONNA KILL YOU@#
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| "ZDNet
- Cukoo Eggs' Frustrate Napster Users" hey, pretty
smart idea'r.. instead of sending Napster a buttload of user names and
IP's, simply Load up a Napster Client, and share "Dummy" music
files, ala, ones that have been modified so that the first 30secs its
the actual song, but after that its either Blank, or it breaks into
a speech about how music piracy is bad.. but ya, smart idea, since most
people just queue up a bunch of files, and leave it running, and dont
check them until days later (by then the files have been shared with
other people.. rinse and repeat..
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| "Quake
IV Leaked Screenshots" OOOOH MUUUH GOH~ LOOK AT
HOW AMAZING THE NEW QUAKE LOOKS~! ITS SOO REALISTIC~! I CAN"T BELIEVE
IT@ (heheh) |
| "MSNBC
- Hopes rising for artic mars habitat" Oh yeah..
instead of solving problems on earth (like poverty, war, etc <like
i care>) lets build a dome on Mars.. does anyone else see a problem
with this?...
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| "Userfriendly
- British Columbia's Most Wanted" heheheh.. and
for those of you who didn't know, Soldier of Fortune is not allowed
to be sold to IN British Columbia, since it has like some realistic
violence and stuff in it .. oh well. i dont care. i have my copy right
here... Sent in by: Munch
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| "Customers
Suck! The Customer is NEVER right!" hahahahahah
this site owns.. but ya, as most of you know working the service (cervix)
industry sucks, this page capitalizes on it :). Sent in by: Spectre
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| "Interniq.org
port 6969" alright, this link should work.. (it
should fire up a Telnet window open to "interniq.org" on pr0t
6969) but ya, funny none the less Sent in by: Tooool
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| "Excite
- Eminem's Wife Attempts Suicide" uh huh.. im surprized
Eminem didn't shoot her first.. but ya, it looks like everything isn't
all happy and serene in M&MLand.. "YO, IM WHITE, IM ANGRY,
IM GONNA LEAD THIS ARMY OF ANGRY WHITE TRASH KIDS INTO THE Y3K REVOLUTION"
(sorry, my brain is bleeding.. brb..).
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| "BadMeat.com
- Dr. Dre and Enimem Q3A Level" GHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAhAHAH |
| "Attrition.org
- Take it Tux(jpg)" bhahahah.. the only way this
could rule more, is if Tux was giving it to Bill Gates simultaniously
:). heheh Local copy here
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| "IGN
- The Summoner Movie you MUST Have" Oh god.. so
i was talking to my buddy who works at volition (to be left unnamed)
and he told me that i *HAD* to download this, so i said "jeah..
right.." and i flagged it for download, and forgot about it.. then
it gets sent to me again by another buddy of mine, so i decide to check
it out.. and i must say.. if Summoner ever makes its debute for PC,
I'm definatly gonna be one of the first m0's to 0wn it.. Sent in by: Myth2
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| "Build
Your Own Arcade Controls FAQ" OMG this rules.. if
i only had the time to build my own Arcade Stand Up... alas... i suck..
im doomed to a life of Web Design :\.. Sent in by: Spectre
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| "Adcritic
- Budweiser Wazzup Grandma's" God.. i dont know
whats worse.. the fact that they found 5 old ladies to do this... or
that they found the worst possible actors to do it.. like what.. did
they bribe "street ladies" with Grilled Cheeze sandwiches
or soemthing?.. i dunno.. GAY.. Sent in by: Tiny Tim
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| "Canadian
Train Ride Joke" hehehe, i've heard this one before,
and i love it.. Sent in by: Run_
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| "PennyArcade
- Cam" if you wanna start your day off right, start
it with PennyArcade.. |
| "BBspot
- Student Suspended Over Suspected Use of PHP" BHHWHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAha
(did i post this already? i think im losing my mind) |
| "IGN.ForMen
- The 2001 Lamborghini Diablo VT 6.0" alright, this
is a pretty good article.. but my question is.. why should a Lamborghini
have a 32bit processor in it, when We (people who have intel chips in
our computers) are stuck with a strick dual 16bit processor.. i mean..
come'on... If lamborghini can do it, why can't intel........
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| "Azian
Theories" KILL WHITEY~!. (err.. you didn't read
that).. |
| "Foals"
ok, why do these animals exist... like.. i thought Donkey's were used
as "work horses", these things are obviously too small for
that.. so, why are they kept alive?.. oh well. im sure theres some lonely
farmers out there who would answer that for me.. but i just done care..
:). Sent in by: Smeagol
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| "Even
MORE Creative Ways to Say Someone is Stupid" hahaha.
some of these are actually pretty good.. i love the Alaska in December
one.. it rules.. huh.. Sent in by: Tiny Tim
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| "Yahoo
- Britney Spears to Marry Singer Timberlake" Doh..
i guess this means she turned down my "indecent proposal"..
(i guess she doesn't want no Poor man :\.. ).. Sent in by: Tooooool
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| Alright,
so i saw X-Men last night.. and i have to say.. im surprized how much
it didn't suck.. i was actually expecting Poor acting, shizzy special
effects, and a meadiocre plot. but it was pretty good.. anyway, i dont
wanna ruin it.. so see it for yourself.. .Creator
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| "FoxNews
- Orgasm Offers Health Benefits" Oh ya. this gives
me a new 'pickup' line.. "So.. you wanna come back to my place,
and ward off cancer?" hehe.. theres a gold mine of opportunity
with this article.. |
"BBSport
- Eminem to Deny Wishes for Make-A-Wish Foundation"
GHAHAHAHAHAHAh BBSpot owns..
Many think that Eminem may not be up to the task, that his raps dissing people from Christina Aguilera to his own mom are all just an act. Little Kelly Smith, who has been given just a few more months to live, disagrees, "I won't get to visit the Grand Canyon like I always dreamed, but being told by Eminem that I was a 'whiney little bitch' was just as good."
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| "Something
Awful - Smarty Man Video Game Designar Survivor Show"
Uhm... i dont get it.. but it sure is funny~
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| "BBCNews
- Petrol-Powered boots lifts off" Whoa, this is
neat.. Screw cars. give me a set of these.. course, i'd have to stick
a triple 2bbl carb to it, and double torque the cylinder heads, and
use some 2W35 oil.. just for performance reasons.. oh, and i have to
put Stickers all over them.. you know.. like a "MOMO" sticker
or a "MUGEN" sticker.. hehehe..
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| "Glory
Holes FAQ" I swear, until this day, i had no idea
what a "Glory Hole" was.. Sent in by: Hee-La
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| "AmpLand
- AOL Ad" hahahah This Rules... Sent in by: Ghaleon
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| "Yahoo
- New World Record in Hot Dog Contest" Uh oh.. i
sense a war coming.. a Japanese man, beating an American at a "Hot
Dog Eating Contest".. i feer the reprocussions.. (to make it worse,
the japanese guy, only wieghed 100lbs.. whereas the american weighed
in at a husky 390lbs.. ) feer.. Sent in by: Tiny Tim (Our local Hot Dog eating champion)
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| "AAIgar
Electronics - iTari" ATARI RULES~!.... (course,
its about as old as i am, but im sure i still have a working atari hiding
somewhere in my house.. i should bust it out, and develop some software
for it.. hell, im sure theres a version of Linux that will run on it..
/me hunts.. Sent in by: Maxtype
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| "BBCNews
- No more benefit - You're dead" bghwgagagagagahahhahah
looks like someone over in the UK really screwed up... if you read this
one, make sure you dont *miss* the wonderful wording of the actual letter
sent to the dead guy.. hehe. |
| "PizzaHut
- Rocket Launch" wow, i'm surprized that Coke, or
Pepsi wasn't the first to capitalize on this little endevour (ofcourse,
if you look PizzaHut is actually owned by Pepsi, so i guess they are
the first, oh well.. this is a mighty gay idea.. like.. who the hell
is going to see there ad in space?.. Aliens? maybe.... Do aliens order
alot of pizzas? unknown.... oh well..
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| "The
Ultimate Sex Dictionary" OMG this rules.. the funny
part is.. im pretty sure i knew a guy, who's nickname was "Dirty
Sanchez" ROFL.. hahahha.. just go now~!. it boxes... |
| "News
from Kali Inc. - Kali II Released" I thought kali
was dead.................... guess not..... all i can do is Pray that
it dies soon.. Sent in by: Munch
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| "Pokemod:
A Half-Life TC" GAY~!.. Sent in by: Tooool
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| "Woman
Gets Daughter to Serve her jail Sentence" heh..
looks like these bangkok ladies are screwed :). heh.. Sent in by: Tiny Tim
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| "Zooass
Proudly Presents the Miss Zooass 2000 Competition"
uhm.. i dont get it... Sent in by: Smeagol
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