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 "FoxNews
- Hey, Kids, Let's Go to Stalin's World" hahahaha..
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| "Wired
- Movie Studios on the Warpath" gay.. looks like
movie industry is getting all ruffled with 2600 posting hax0r url's
in thier magazines.. well, hey, the way i look at it, People would find
that stuff even without 2600, thats what search engines are for, and
if you look at it, both are cases of 'promoting' DVD piracy.. oh well..
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| "Wired
- Jobs Unveils the Mac Cube" uhm ya.. the newest
G4 from Apple... ya... Everything they release, Just *HAS* to be so
different.. (for the full story, check out Apple's site, click
here).
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| "DETNews
- U.P. man 38, Teen-age girl, 15 finally tie knot"
THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH A STATE THAT LETS THIS HAPPEN.. Sent in by: Katester
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| "Boycott
the RIAA" hehe, Sign this, and tell'em who sent
ya.. (oh this is mostly for those pissed off Napster users, these guys
are trying to get the RIAA to follow this petition.. oh well, i doubt
it will work, but i signed.. :) Sent in by: Toooool
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| "Ananova
- Grim Reaper Due in US Court" wow, now this
guy is wierd.. Sent in by: Smeagol (Happy Birthday to ewe~!)
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| "Desktop
Imperium - Desktop Wallpaper" now this is a coolsite
full of neato wallpaper (course, nothing beats the 'Think Donut' wall
paper i posted a couple weeks back :). anyway, check it out.. Sent in by: AndOne
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| "BBCNews
- Ill Wind Killed Dinosaurs" this is tooo hard to
believe.. but its a must read.. |
| "Ananova
- Couple fall victim to Vulcan neck pinch" again,
i was under the impression that the Vulcan Neck Pinch was a farse..
something that was "made for tv" but apparently, it actually
works.. color me surprized.. |
| "MSNBC
- Napster wins Emergency Stay" heh, looks like Napster
isn't going to be shutdown (right away) they have a couple more days..
so leech all you can. |
| "MSNBC
- Now E-Mail is even more Dangerous" (this is a
follow up on the article i posted last week, in regards to Outlook (and
Outlook Express) and the vulnerabilities with it.. its a pretty good
article, so read it.. :). Sent in by: SombrFire
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| "Kingston
Technology - Linux Registration/ Free T-Shirt Promo"
Get'em while their hot.. Free Linux T's.. EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA LINUX SHIRTS
RULE... get yers while supply's last.. Sent in by: Iscariot
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| "Scott
Pakin's Automatic Complaint-Letter Generator" heheh.
im sure this will prove useful soon.. oh and the letters are actually
pretty cool, make sure you generate one and read it.. :P Sent in by: Jammy
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| "Detonate
- Napsterbation" ghahahhahahahhahahahahahaha Sent in by: Toooool
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| "UserFriendly
- Clippy" BHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH |
| "MSNBC
- Brain Patterns Tied to Violent Behaviour" Wow..
someone is actually using those Medical Computers for cool things..
course.. if they've figured out what makes those people who like "JapScat"
'tick' then i could see the applicable use (find and fix those people)..
well, i guess this is a step in the right direction..
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| "Excite
- Cell Phone Radiation To Be Revealed" Oh yeah Like
this is gonna stop me from using my phone.. When i get a brain turmor,
maybe i'll stop.. but until then.. heh.. |
| "Exhibits
- Lost Penny" uuh.. i dont get it.. Sent in by: Treaps
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| "Put
an End to Telemarketing" hehe.. hum ya, if this
was only true... (hell, it might be, im prolly just lame or soemthing.
cuz i get bugged by telemarketers all the time.. oh well, i'll have
to try this shizz.... Sent in by: Maddog666
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| "AskOJToFuckOff.com"
bhahahah, an obvious Parody of "AskOJ.com"
heheh. it rules.. Sent in by: Toool
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| "Yahoo
- British Columbia to Rate Video Games For Violence"
gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay
gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay
gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay
gay gay gay Sent in by: quj
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| "C|net
- Judge issues injunction against Napster" OMG NAPSTER
IS DEAD~! (not that i ever used the service..) but ya, finally the law
caught up with them, and won :\.. but theres always Gnutella
and FreeNet..
Oh, and click
here for the same story, MSNBC style..
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| "SalonNews
- Beware the San Francisco Goths" YES, This article
Rules~!#@$ Just read it.. it rules~@@# Im not gonna spoil it.. GO~!# |
| "ABCNews
- Wife Carrier Wins Her Weight in Beer" This would
be the only time, having a fat wife would come in handy. *snicker*..
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| "CNN
- Louisana Supreme Court Upholds State Sodomy Law"
NO SODOMY IN LOUISIANA@ |
| "Small
Penis.org - Male Inadequacy Support Group" and im
proud to be a 'member'.. DID SOMEONE SAY DICKS?~! Sent in by: IkeTurner
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| "UGO
- The Gary Coleman Web-A-Thon" bhahahahahahahhaahhahahah
a hah ah ah ahh ah ah ah ahah ah ah hah ahahah a (make sure you download
the Statement MP3). heh.. Sent in by: Drexel
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| "FuckedUpPonyAss(gif)"
OMG THIS IS THE FUNNIEST ANIMATED GIF I THINK I'VE EVER SEEN~! Local copy here Sent in by: Smash |
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| "C|net
- Privacy groups protest FBI email Scanner" hey
now. this is a new idea.. oh wait.. its just another conspiracy theory..
or is it?.. C|Net has never lied before.. but ya, this is just another
attempt to make 'BigBrother' (no not that gay TV Show on Global, the
guy from 1984) a reality.. anyway read on~
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| "JerkCity
- Freudian Splurt" JERK CITY RUX MY NUTZ~ |
| "Dead
Girl - The Official Website" bhahahahahah 80's GlamRock/Punk
Bands kick ass, not to let loan, the overused "Shimmering Water
Java Applet".. |
| "MSNBC
- Blinking VCR Mystery Solved" k, you americans
out there, who've got those new fangeled VCR's that auto set time, chances
are it hasn't been working right for the past year or so.. HERES WHY~!..
apparently Fox screwed up, but they fixed it.. check it out..
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| "ABCNews
- Male Pill May Be Ready in 5 Years" 5years? But
i want it know..... heh. anyway, ya, apparently it just stops the production
of sperm.. it doesn't stop them from working. so if you take this pill,
and uhm you 'get it on' and you've still got some sperm left, its pointless..
anyway. TO THE FUTURE AND BEYOND~ Sent in by: NumbElvis |
| "How
To Predict the Weather Using a Pig Spleen" Bhahahahhahahaahahahahah
Sent in by: Pinkberry
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| "Free-Sex-My-Ass.com"
I can't believe that this domain is taken...... Sent in by: SombrFire |
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| "EETimes
- Voyan software detects DSL wiring interface" All
you DSL fans out there.. who are noticing that your ThroughPut isn't
as large as it once was, read this. (Course, if you live by Cable, like
me, you'll have no need to read this one) but ya.. this article tells
of a new piece of software that will identify the "cross talk"
interferrence problem (i'd just call it Interferrence).. but ya, basically
where you get Interferrence between parallel lines..
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| "MSNBC
- Watch Robot Walk on 2 Legs" uhm.. didnt i post
a link like this about the Honda2 Robot?.. ohwell, this one comes with
video.. so check it out.. its actually pretty cool.. |
| "DIET
COKE AND ASPARTAME" heh.. when i originally typed
that <--- i typed "DIET COCK..." heheh.. god i suck.. anyway..
for all you Diet Coke Drinkers out there, check this out.. i had no
idea that Aspartame was such a bad thing (not that i drink Diet Coke)..
but ya.. one thing that they failed to mention, that... if you drink
enough Aspartame, (and your female) it actually induces Lactating..
(if you drink enough of it :) hehe..
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| "C|Net
- IE 5.5 bugged in first week" wow.. looks like
Microsoft can't release anything, without some bulgarian hacking the
shizz outta it.. NEVER TRUST MICROSOFT WITH YOUR DATA... |
| "ABCNews
- Two U.S. Navy Ships Collide" Bhahahahha.. look
at that picture~!. and they say its still seaworthy?. i wanna see the
rules for what is "SeaWorthy" and what isn't.. cuz if i can
have BIG holes in my boat and have it seaworthy, then my car should
be seaworthy.... Sent in by: Pyber
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| "eBay
- One of a kind! BFG-8500 Prop (fake) weapon" Fake..
What the hell.. This is such a RIP~!. hhehe.. Local mirror here Sent in by: Maxtype
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| "A
REAL ELECTROCUTION" Alright.. heres my warning..
Dont view this if your light of heart.. not that its really graphic,
since you really can't see anything.. but its the accompanying stories
that make the pictures.. but ya.. basically some Hick on PCP climbed
a telephone pole.. touch some wires.. and someone got some nice pics..
check'em out.. Sent in by: quj |
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| "The
Register - Mobile Phones Kill Pedestrians" Alright,
i dunno about you (presuming you have a cell phone) but i still make
sure that i look both ways before crossing the street.. m0's.. oh well.
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| "FoxNews
- California Man Dies in Huge Vat of Wine" look
at the headline on this article.. "A Good Way to Go" Does
anyone else see a problem with this? like that whole "Respecting
the Dead" thing?.. oh well, its those crazy americans~ hehe.. |
| "ABCNews
- Police Woman Gave Child Away" heeh.. now this
is a good reason NOT to have kids.. now my question is.. how this woman
managed to live with this child for 10years.. I'd consider that to be
like training.. you know, whats a crying 2yr old to a misbehaving 10yr
old?.. oh well, i guess it just takes time for people to realize how
useless they are..
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| "Yahoo
- Jury Hits Big Tobacco with $145 Billion in Damages"
145 billion... how many zero's is that? alot.. Diznam~ oh well, i hope
those cigarette manufactures ROT IN HELL~!.. heh.. |
| "MSNBC
- Website Posts Secret CIA Papers" hahahahah CIA
== owned.... Sent in by: SnafuX |
| "Imao.cjb.net
- Ebay Auctions" heh, this is the guy responcible
for most of the funny auctions on ebay :). hehe.. Sent in by: Toooool |
"David
Swenson's electrostatic 'Invisible Wall'" This is
just wierd.. but hey its cool to read.. so check it out.. (heres some
paste, but dont worry, it wont ruin it :) hehe..
David Swenson of 3M Corporation describes an anomaly where workers encountered a strange "invisible wall" in the area under a fast-moving sheet of electrically charged polypropelene film in a factory. This "invisible wall" was strong enough to prevent humans from passing through. A person near this "wall" was unable to turn, and so had to walk backwards to retreat from it.Sent in by: Maddog666 |
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| "Nua
Internet Surveys - More Women then men Online in the US"
hrmm.. The population of Lamers to Non-Lamers is also about 51:49..
hrmm Coincidence? I think NOT~!. |
| "CBSNews
- Mutant Seaweed Attacks Calif. Coast" hehe.. beware..
mutant seaweed.. soon, it will evolve and start growing on land, and
on skyscrapers.. the world will be covered in a Green Swaying Forrest..
feer.. but ya, this is kinda cool, cuz The Americans actually said "WE'RE
DECLARING WAR ON THIS PLANT".. apparently it has a tendency to kill
anything it touches (its poisonous or something).
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| "Ain't
it Cool News - Survivor Winner Revealed?" alright
this is a spoiler (or a bad trick from CBS) anyway, im not gonna ruin
it by telling who "won" so, if you care, check it out. otherwise,
just skip this one :). |
| "MSNBC
- Recycling at Nuclear sites halted" uhm heh.. I
thought that "they" wouldn't let radioactive material get
recycled..... i dunno if this is a relief, or just another problem,
like i wonder how many cars ALREADY have Radioactive steel in them?..
hrmm.. or if that office building down the street has Radioactive Bulk
heads in it. wierd.. Sent in by: SombrFire
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| "The
Official Anti-Rave Site" THIS RULES~ make sure you
go through their "Idiot Ravers" Section.. (if your too lazy
to make 2 clicks, heres the link. Click
here).. Oh, and heres a pissoff, you can't turn off the soundtrack..
(unless you disable Flash, or soemthing in your browser..) Sent in by: RavenGirl
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| "A
Foreigner's Guide To America" HAHAHAH. this rules..
k, make sure you click all the "More" buttons, cuz these are
Hilarious~ Sent in by: SnafuX
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| "JerkCity
- And He Said Unto Them" HLAUGHAHUGLAHGU Sent in by: Servo
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| "BBCNews
- Lizard Found in Toddlers 'Chips'" hehehe.. This
has gotta be a new happy meal toy or soemthing, cuz it sounds too funny
to be true.. |
| "Yahoo
- Burger King Wants To See Fried Lizard" heh.. this
is a follow up to that story i posted This morning (heh) about that
young kid finding a deep fried lizard in her Burger King Fries.. anyway,
BK has a problem with the accusation... They want to *SEE* the lizard
before taking any action :). hehe.. hell i wanna see it too :).
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| "Yahoo
- Ecudaor Man Gets House Stolen" ghahahahahahhaha..
Sucks to be this guy..... |
| "IGN.com
- The Top 25 PC Games of all Time" wow, you know
what, i agree with EVERY choice they made (with the exception of 'Pirates'
cuz i never played it... ) but ya, its not what you expect.. cuz Quake3Arena
nor Diablo2 are among the 'Giants' in this list.. (but Doom is :) hehe..
anyway.. go see what your missing..
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| "SomethingAwful
- Loser Friendly" hahahaha.. Something Awful owns..
Sent in by: Katrina (the founding member of my 1/2 nekkid reader club)
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| "Yahoo
- Ebay Asks Court To Ban User for Bad Language"
bhahahah.. ebay can't control a single persons language on its site..
you'd think they'd have a script or something that converts swears/slurs
into *Censored*.. oh well, ebay is gay.. Sent in by: Uriel_5
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| "CNN
- Olympian Ben Johnson Races - After his Wallet"
hehahha.. k, get this.. Ben Johnson, former Sprint Champ of the world,
gets mugged (some kids grabbed his wallet and ran) and get this.. (THIS
IS THE 'KICKER') They (the mugger kids) out ran him.. they beat him
at his own game.. one word... 'owned.' Sent in by: ChiefBastard
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| Oh
yeah.. from what i can understand, some of you (my readers) can actually
view this.. but alas, most of you can't... But the good news is.. my
webspace provider is getting fed up with all this Primus.ca Crap, and
he's upgrading his connection and switching backbones.. so in a couple
days i shuold have a brand new pipe to leech off of :). hehe.. .Creator |
| "AVault
- Halo for PC Finalized" JEAH BABY~! JEAH~!.. about
time.. anyway, everyone knows that Halo was going to be put on hold,
(since Bungie was bought by Microsoft). but.. it looks like our prayers
have been answered, and the PC version will actually see the light..
Now, if MS could only speed up the development.. i'd be impressed..
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| "FoxNews
- Relationship Goes Sour as Girl, 16, Glues Boyfriend's Penis to his
Body" ghahahhahaha.. and i thought my girlfriend
was wierd....
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| "Yahoo
- Food for thought as Carnivorous Robot is born"
Oh god.. isn't this like the plot to EVERY sci-fi-horror film made?..
"Man Makes Robot, Man Gives it Hunger for Blood, Robot Feeds Uncontrolably"..
blah blah blah :). anywya, its good to hear that soon we'll be feeding
our corpses to a Robot Army...
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| "Tux-Kernal"
this is the coolest thing i've ever seen.. Sent in by: Usteppin
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| "Awake
First(jpg)" heheh.. "Pr0n never hurt anyone"...
hehe.. Local copy here Sent in by: Hee-la
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| "Penny
Arcade - Kool Aid" LUGUAHAHAHAHAHHAAUUAHAHUAHUAHUHUAUHA Sent in by: Munch
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| "MSNBC
- Alleged Nasa Hackers Charged" heheh.. when a 15yr
old boy can hax0r into NASA's computers.. you'd think that they'd hire
him to do security... but instead, they drag their own name through
the mud by taking him to court... *shrug* i dont get it.. Sent in by: SombrFire
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