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 "CNN
- Fake 'Star Wars' trailer surpasses 1 million downloads"
god.. who cares.. the next starwars movie is going to suck..   |
| "CNN
- Expedition sets out to trap Norwegian 'Sea Monster'"
wow. the norwegians think they have found some kinda large serpent thingy
in one of their large bodies of water.. gee.. i wonder what it could
be.. maybe.. uhm.. AN ALIEN CONSPIRACY? OR MAYBE A PLOT TO ASSASSINATE
THE PRESIDENT? i guess we'll never know until the plan has been layed
out and executed...
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| "Salon
Tech. - Will AOL take Aimster?" maybe they should
call it Gayster.. or maybe they should call it, AOLster.. blah blah
blah.. Napster sucks.. blah blah blah Gnutella rux~
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| "The
Official Stevie Case Website" "Well, look at
me, im a cum guzzling whoreson.. Look at my titties..." god.. when
will the computer gaming industry realize that taking an "alright
looking girl" stuffing 4grand into a tit job, and making her some
"Executive Map Designer" (aka, UNDAH MUH DESK BITZ~!) will
not make people love the games she "HELPS" design..
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"MSNBC
- Physicists set a 'trap' for antimatter" alright,
i took physics in school.. but i have no idea how these guys are gonna
"Trap" anti matter....
THE RESEARCHERS at the European Laboratory for Particle Physics, or CERN, said they plan to make atoms of antihydrogen. It would be the first time that antiatoms have been slowed down enough to be caught and studied, intensifying global competition between scientists trying to decode the mystery of antimatter.Wierd Sent in by: SombrFire
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| "The
Marty Beckerman Column - Death to all Cheerleaders"
alright, i posted this article last year, but since then the url has
expired.. anyway Marty was nice enough to email me and send me the updated
link.. so check i out.. again... Sent in by: Marty Beckerman
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| "Windows
98 Hidden Settings(jpg)" hehehe.. ya i can totally
see this :). Local copy here Sent in by: Fr0glet
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| "DETNews
- Dad Blames Video Game For Death" the game did
not kill his grandparents.. the psycho kid killed his grandparents..
Parents who have no idea how to be parents, shouldn't blame others for
thier shizzy parenting skillz Sent in by: Katester
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| "Excite
- Giant Sword Fish, Impales Man" Now this is a shizzy
buzz.. its short, so i dont wanna ruin it.. make sure you read the last
2 paragraphs.
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| "APBNews
- Man Dies, Refusing to give up Sunglasses" haha.
What a loser.. "No.. I will not give up my sunglasses. i DEMAND
that you kill me and take them from my dead body~" *bam* *bam*
*bam*.. He acted Cool to his death.. |
| "Spacemoose
- Calvin and Slobbes" Ghahahaahh Spacemoose Rux`~~ |
| "C|Net
- MP3 Maker unleashes 6gb player" JESUS~! 6Gigs
of mp3s.... on a pocket player.. i feer.. |
| "Slashdot
- If you can put it on a T-Shirt, it's speech" hehe.
this is an article in regards to Copylefts
DeCSS t-shirt (found here)..
anyway, apparently if you write something on a shirt, that is protected
by some distribution, its no longer in violation of that distribution,
cuz its now "Speech".. wierd.. Sent in by: Pyber
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| "Chevrolet
Impala - DONT BUY IT OR ANY CHEVY" hehe. yet another
Story about a man getting bent over and fuzzed in the azz by a big company..
if you hate chevy's like i do, read it :). Sent in by: Jonesboy
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| "JADEDVideo
Reviews - Butthole Angels" I never knew that they
actually payed people to review pr0n movies... Sent in by: Beavnuts
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| "When
Windows Attacks, Part II Episode I" haha.. have
4 IE windows open, MIRC, Winamp playing, and this didn't even cause
my winamp to skip.. what a load of crap.. |
| "ABCNews
- SIDS Prevention Leads to New Health Alert" if
you have a kid.. DO NOT MAKE IT LAY ON ITS BACK ALL THE TIME.. CUZ ITS
MUSHY LITTLE HEAD WILL GO FLAT.. read about it here.. |
| "JerkCity
- I was a teenage Dominatrix" Bhahahahahahahaha |
| "Scientific
American - Zip Code Crackers" Yup, my hand writing
is shit too.. anyway, this is a neato article about how computers are
deciphering chicken scratches on mailing envelopes.. Sent in by: katester
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| "WTF?~!?(jpg)"
what the hell?~ Local copy here Sent in by: Obscurus
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| "Rubberburner.com"
ghahahah. Check this Fruit out~ Sent in by: Smash
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| "Ananova
- Pornography found on bubble gum wrapper" GIMME
SOME OF THIS GUM~! Sent in by: Sombrfire
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| "ABCNews
- Solar-Powered Car Crosses Canada" driving all
the way across Canada for 2$ ???!??? i can't make it to the gas station
down the street on 2$... God damn those American V8's....
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| "National
Post - Man sues hospital over testicle removal"
God.. this is why you should never take any SINGLE doctors word.. always
get a second opinion, cuz it might just cost you a testicle.. For example,
when the walk-in doc and he said i had "Strep throat". i was
all "Ya, yer an idiot, take some blood too, ya fag..." he
was all "uhm, ok, but heres your perscription for throat medicine
(he then whipped out his cock., err.. you didn't read that).. anyway,
long story short, i ended up paying 20$ for strep throat meds, and didn't
even need them cuz, the next day i was RE-diagnosed with Mono...
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| "MSNBC
- 28states allege CD price-fixing" Screw you guys..
im going home...
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| "Fake-id.org"
bhahahahah.. watch the flash :). (oh, and notice, the car
he drives is a 1974 AMC Pacer :). hhe. god i love those cars.. Sent in by: Tooool
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| "Fruity
Satan Records" eheh. nice recording label name..
Sent in by: Smeagol
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| "MIT
News - Researchers theoretical waveguide may open new avenues in telecommunications"
Now that it a long title.. anyway, this is a really cool techie article..
but ya, if yer interested in Optical stuff, or just futuristic technologies,
this is what you should read.. its leet.. Sent in by: _RAM
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| "Yahoo
- States Accuse Record Labels of Price Fixing" Those
Bastards~! This is why i dont buy cd's anymore... |
| "MSNBC
- Record Industry Site Crippled" all i have to say
is... Toche' (uhm my spelling sucks).. |
| "CNN
- Appeals Court Grants Napster Reprieve" blah blah
blah.. Napster isn't gone (yet).. blah blah blah... Also see here
(for the same story from ZDNet... |
| "Penny
Arcade - RIAA" ROFL Sent in by: Iscariot
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| "CNN
- U.K. E-mail snooping bill passed" God.. this is
the first stone to fall... First the UK allows Email Reading, soon the
USA, then canada.. this has gotta suck.. Sent in by: quj
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| "GeekGarb
- Master Hacker T-shirt" hehe, its no JeffK shirt..
but its still cool :). Sent in by: Smeagol
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| "JerkCity
- Twisted Sister" GLUHGIAHAHHGAHLGHALHA Sent in by: Nattyboy
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| "Excite
- Harrison Ford Rescues Hiker" the only way this
could have been better, is if Harrison was wearing his Indiana Jones
Gear :). Whip and all.. that would rule~ |
| "BBspot
- New Video Card Lets Users See Through Clothes"
bhahahahahhaha |
| "CNN
- Defunct WebSite Leaks Credit Card Info" This is
what happens when you have an NT moron doing your network security and
Back-End Databasing..
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| "MSNBC
- Napster Wins Emergency Stay" heh, sorry for posting
this late followup, but hey, i was outta' the country.. |
| "BAD
ADD-ONS TO BAND NAMES" haha, once you start reading
this, you'll get it.. but my question is.. i though "Miami Sound
Machine" was the full band name.. and i dont think they ever did
a 'co-laboration' with any other band.. oh well, this guy is right,
they still do suck :) Sent in by: Spectre
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| "The
First Church of Satan" OMG AND THEY HAVE A CHAT
ROOM! but of course. Dalnet is gay, and has registered Nicks, so "Creator"
was taken :\.. oh well. check it out, its funny.. Sent in by: Smeagol
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| "KeyStone
- MVP: Most Valuable Primate" "FROM THE CREATORS
OF AIRBUD COMES THE NEXT CLASSIC ANIMAL MOVIE" blah blah blah..
this is funny, simply cuz its got a Monkey on skates.. :). thats it..
just a monkey on skates.. infact, the entire movie could just be the
monkey skating around and falling, and it would still be worth it...
Sent in by: Drexel
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| it
feels so good to be back home.. sorry for any errors that my script
caused when it was uploading.. (duplicating the days.. heh.. oops).
anyway. im baq, so bitchez better f33r.. .Creator
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| "Vanilla
Ice Ate My Balls!!!!" bhahhahhahhhah oh and a warning
to all you Toronto kiddies.. Vanilla Ice was spotted downtown at a club
about a week ago, so if you see him, make sure you let him know that
he still sucks :).
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| "The
Spark - Proven Ways to Prevent Sex" OMG THIS RUX~!@@~$##$!@
GO NOW~! Sent in by: Smeagol
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| "Boycott
the RIAA (Free Stickers)" GET YOUR FREE ANTI-RIAA
STICKERS Sent in by: Bosco
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| "Goth
Couples who Met on the Internet" alright, first
warning.. Its a Tripod site, so be prepared for those homosexual popups..
anyway, there are some seriously WIERD looking people out there... so
beware :). Sent in by: Myth
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| "Seal'n
Type Protective Type Through Keyboard Covers" hehe,
Free.. what can i say.. i can't tell you how many times i've dumped
over my mountain dew on my keyboard, course.. when you treat keyboards
like the replaceable objects they are (at 10$ replacement, who can complain)
who really cares.. but hey, this shizz is free.. so enjoy.. Sent in by: Tooolio
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| "BBspot
- Oracle Experiencing Major Growth in Larry Ellisons Ego"
GHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA BBspot rux~ Sent in by: Vass
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